Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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He Jiong and the others were all laughing, not to mention the audience watching the show.
Hu Xing was too skinny, and the skinny Zhao Liying directly threatened Hu Xing with hostages.
There is a hostage in my stomach, are you still skinny?Skin, keep skinning, keep skinning if you have the guts.
After the director added the subtitles, it made the audience understand that Zhao Liying's trick was really amazing.
For a pregnant woman, it is the most effective way to use the hostage in her stomach to deal with her husband.
Very good, Zhao Liying perfectly demonstrated to the female audience how to make your husband obedient and not dare to make mistakes in front of you.
"I told you, I will make you kneel and admit your mistake every minute." Looking at Hu Xing who was kneeling on the ground, Zhao Liying was very satisfied with the effect.
"..." Hu Xing just raised his head and looked at Zhao Liying. This is terrible. Being threatened by this woman as a hostage, life will be hard after that.
"No, no, you can't do this, there are hostages." Hu Xing, who was kneeling, was so depressed that he scratched his head.
"What? I am a hostage." Zhao Liying is so confident, what can you do if I am a hostage.
"Haha~" Yun'er, who was still in pain, now couldn't stand up straight when she was laughing, and she couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Return the skin?" Ignoring everyone's laughter, Zhao Liying asked Hu Xing if he was still the skin.
"I'm not skinny anymore." How dare you be skinny now, you are already hostage, what can I do?
"Are you obedient?!" Zhao Liying continued to ask Hu Xing, now she should be obedient.
"Be obedient!" Hu Xing's disappointed tone revealed that he did not dare to resist.
"Hold your ears with both hands." Hu Xing asked Hu Xing to hold his ears, and he did the same.
"Look at the hostage, apologize to the hostage's mother, and say that I won't be skinny in the future."
"Girl, if you feel sorry for Dad, you should come out of your mother's mansion as soon as possible, otherwise you will be treated as a hostage by Mom and threaten Dad for 9 months." Hu Xing looked at Zhao Liying's stomach, with a tone that I knew was wrong , but Zhao Liying was dissatisfied with what she said: "Want to come out? She is beautiful. She wants to come out without paying the rent. There is no door."
"Karma?!" Hu Xing stared at Zhao Liying with wide eyes, and asked dully, "What, what do you mean? Pay the rent?!"
"Your daughter lives in my stomach, I don't charge rent?!" Zhao Liying said to Hu Xing willfully.
"How much is the rent? Can I pay it for my daughter?!"
"Yes, three meals a day, 9 months." Zhao Liying looked like I was very negotiable.
"..." Hu Xing scratched his head, and said to Zhao Liying's stomach: "Girl, you can stay here, dad can't afford the rent."
"Haha~ What did you say?!" Hu Xing refused to pay the rent, which made Zhao Liying laugh.
"These two are really good at playing." He Jiong couldn't help but admire.
Hu Xing lost his skin, stood up, went in to find something and came out.
First, he found an embroidery needle, intending to take it out for the poisonous needle on the back of Yun'er's hand.
"Ah!!!!" Yun'er gave Hu Xing his hand, asking him to take the poisonous needle.
"It hurts." Yun'er felt the pain, and asked Hu Xing to be gentle.
"What's it called? My mouth is so swollen that I didn't call it out. I didn't take it out yet, so I took it out for you first. Still called it?" Hu Xing glared at Yun'er as he spoke.
"Hmm, but it hurts a lot." Yun'er looked at Hu Xing aggrievedly.
"Hold it, why does it hurt? It's just painful? It will be even more painful to have a baby in the future." Hu Xing gently gave Yun'er a poisonous needle, and at the same time spoke venomously at her.
"I'm already like this, and you still talk badly to me."
"Because of you Ouba, my mouth is poisonous now, you did it, idol." Hu Xing said, glaring at Yun'er again, telling her to be quiet.
Soon, the bee's poisonous needle was taken out, and the wound was washed with soapy water, and finally wiped with safflower oil, so that it will be healed in a day or two.
"What are you going to do?!" Yun'er's side got it done, but Hu Xing himself.
"Help me pull it out, don't use needles, I'm afraid your hands will shake later and you will sew my mouth shut."
"Hahaha~" Yun'er, who had originally planned to use a needle to pick out the poisonous needle, laughed because Hu Xing was right.
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Yun'er held Hu Xing's face so seriously, and then kept one hand free, staring at Hu Xing's lips with her pretty little deer eyes.
Seeing the poisonous needle, Yoon'er reached out to pull it out.
Because it seems that she can pull it out with her hands, she doesn't have tweezers.
"Okay." Yun'er took out the poisonous needle on Hu Xing's lips.
Although it was taken out, the mouth was still swollen.
Because it was his mouth, Hu Xing couldn't rub it with safflower oil, otherwise it would be even more uncomfortable.
He just washed it with soapy water and didn't have to think about it so much.
The pain is a bit painful, but as long as you bear it a little bit, this is nothing.
The swelling should subside tomorrow, no problem.
"Okay, it's ready." Hu Xing put the honey in a jar, sealed it up, and prepared to take it home tomorrow.
"Daughter-in-law, are you going back to Shanghai directly tomorrow?!" Hu Xing didn't know yet, he was going back to Hengdian anyway.
"No, I'll go back the day after tomorrow, why don't I come back tomorrow." There are still guests coming tomorrow, and the director has already said that it will take three days to record.
"Oh yes, yes, I remembered this." Hu Xing also just remembered.
"Hey, hey, why is it raining again?" It hasn't been too long yet, why is it raining again.
"Wait, do we have to go out and do some work?!" Zhang Yixing had already helped with some work.
"Hey the sheep, Yixing, you are a little sheep, why don't you try to feed the sheep?" Huang Lei is already carefully preparing dinner for tonight, because it's getting late and there is nothing to do anyway, so he took advantage of it Now that I have time, make some preparations for dinner tonight.
"Who ordered the crayfish last night?!" Huang Lei asked while cooking.
"I ordered crayfish." Yun'er raised her hand, saying that she ordered crayfish.
"Then I don't need to worry about this. Hu Xing will usually make what you order." Since Yun'er ordered it, Huang Lei doesn't have to worry about it, and leave it to Hu Xing.
"Why?!" Hu Xing said, and said, "I still want to do Haidilao for Li Ying."
"Last night's Haidilao was too simple. She couldn't enjoy it. If I don't cook her a delicious Haidilao tonight, she will probably threaten me with a hostage again." Hu Xing was still aggrieved, Zhao Liying Just say: "Then you go to the town to buy materials, it's already 1 o'clock, and it's not early."
"And it's raining, drive slowly." Zhao Liying told Hu Xing to go to the town to buy ingredients.
"Okay, Yixing, come with me, lest something will happen when Yun'er follows me."
"I was stung by a bee when I was picking honey just now, so if the car blows out later, it will be fun." As soon as Hu Xing finished speaking, Yun'er ran over to beat him, but Hu Xing ran away beforehand.
Yun'er didn't care about the rain, so she chased Hu Xing out.
It seemed that she was going to go shopping with Hu Xing and let Zhang Yixing stay at home to help.
"Hehe~ As long as these two people are together, they will quarrel." Zhao Liying was actually used to seeing the two people who left noisy.
Hu Xing drove and set off to go shopping in the town.
"Are you rich? Let's go to town?" Yun'er is concerned about whether she has money. She has also watched this show, and it is really difficult to get some living expenses from the director on this show.
"Yes, I cheated the director team last night and made hundreds of dollars." Hu Xing is still very confident about this.
With this, when he came to town, Hu Xing could buy ingredients with confidence.
"Meat! Meat! Meat!" Seeing the meat, Yun'er couldn't move anymore, and grabbed Hu Xing's hand, telling him not to leave unless he bought the meat.
"You still eat meat, let's see how fat you are?"
"Didn't you make me plump? Oh, when I was thin, you said I was too thin."
"Now that I'm plump, you think I'm fat again?!" Yun'er quarreled with Hu Xing angrily.
"But the problem is you, the one who should be plump is not plump." No way, Hu Xing said no, but he still bought meat for Yun'er.
"What did you say?!" Yun'er leaned on Hu Xing and growled loudly into his ear.
"Ah, stinky girl." Hu Xing hurriedly covered his ears after being yelled at by Yun'er.
"Hu Xing, what's wrong with your mouth, is it swollen from being bitten by Yun'er?!" When they came to the town, several fans of Hu Xing laughed and teased him.
"No, she was stung by a bee; if Yun'er bit her, she would be recuperating in the mushroom house now." Hu Xing chatted with these fans.
"I can understand Chinese." Yun'er said to Hu Xing angrily.
"I know." Hu Xing took Yun'er to buy things at the vegetable market in this town...
I bought mutton, beef, and Hu Xing wanted to see it. He happened to see quail eggs, so he bought two catties of quail eggs and brought them home. They were pretty good.
"Quail eggs, it seems that they can be eaten in hot pot, right?!" Yun'er ate them.
"Well, I'll make you a tiger skin quail egg later." He knows too many tricks, and he can change his tricks to please his girlfriend.
"Tiger skin quail eggs? How are they made?!" Yun'er has never heard of them, let alone eat them, which is even more impossible.
"You don't understand even if you tell me." I won't talk about this, just show her when I go back.
500 yuan, Hu Xing came out this trip, but he just bought something worth 300 yuan.
After buying everything, they will go back.
When they came to the yard of the mushroom house, they put the car in order, and they went up with their things.
When I came back to the mushroom house, it was already 4:[-] in the afternoon.
Although it was still very early, but because of the rain, the sky was gloomy and looked a bit dark.
"Hey, I'm wet." Seeing the two of them coming back, they were all wet.
"Yun'er, change your clothes first, don't catch a cold." Zhao Liying said to Yun'er, showing her elder sister's posture, taking good care of her.
"Oh." Yoon'er went to find his suitcase, first found his towel, dried his hair, and then found out new clothes to change.
"Wow, brother, how many things did you buy?! 1.0" Zhang Yixing helped Hu Xing take the things into the kitchen, and found that there seemed to be too many things.
"Well, there are a lot of people tonight, there are 6 people, so it's just a good meal." Hu Xing doesn't need to worry about other things, he just takes care of two dishes, and Huang Lei will do the rest.
"So many quail eggs? You can't finish eating them even if you cook hot pot later?!" Seeing so many quail eggs, Huang Lei said that he couldn't eat so many.
"Don't worry, there may not be enough to eat later." This kind of small thing seems to be a lot, but in fact, it really doesn't taste much.
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