Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Haha~ What do you mean? I just feel sorry for your daughter's hunger, and you don't feel sorry for me, do you?!" Zhao Liying laughed and got up at the same time, getting dressed one by one.
Zhao Liying, who came out, was photogenic again without makeup.
In fact, the audience is paralyzed. It is almost impossible for Zhao Liying to put on makeup on this show before going on camera.
Every time she wakes up in the morning, she just comes out with hazy sleepy eyes, and sometimes, the director team is mischievous, and even clearly photographed the gum on Zhao Liying's eyes, so that the audience can see that this is really Zhao Liying's plain face, And no makeup.
Even Zhao Liying didn't know how many times she brushed her teeth and washed her face in front of the camera.
After Zhao Liying brushed her teeth and washed her face, the easiest thing she did was to pat her face with toner. For the rest, she had never seen her put on makeup. Of course, sometimes she would put on lipstick or lip gloss.
"It smells so good!" Zhao Liying walked over after finishing her washing, and Hu Xing had already brought out the porridge.
Huang Lei was the last one to wake up today.
"Hu Xing, what are you doing for breakfast again? It woke me up." Huang Lei got up with a bird's nest on his head, completely ignoring his image on the show.
What kind of image is there? I don’t even know how many times I have been embarrassing, so there is still no image.
"Cook porridge." Hu Xing served Zhao Liying a bowl and asked her to have breakfast first.
"Hmm!!!!" After taking the first sip, Zhao Liying said with sweet happiness in her heart: "It's very sweet, the taste is very good, sweet."
"It's really good." He Jiong also drank it. Although it is said that this porridge is only effective for pregnant women, it doesn't mean that men can't drink it. Drinking some porridge is also very unmissable.
"Great." He Jiong gave Hu Xing a thumbs up.
"Hu Xing, don't always present yourself too perfect. Every time you cook, Duoduo will tell me after watching the show that you also want to come to the show to taste the dishes made by Brother Hu Xing, don't you?" Is it really better than what dad made?" Huang Lei was very worried about this, but also very melancholy.
"Haha~" Hearing Huang Lei's melancholy worry, Hu Xing smiled even more proudly.
"Duoduo, do you know how to develop well? To grow up to be more beautiful than your mother, to have long legs, and to like sports. Your Brother Hu Xing likes girls with long legs and girls with abdominal muscles."
"If you have these two advantages, Brother Hu Xing won't be able to run out of your palm." Hu Xing felt that it wasn't messy enough, and he even left a message to Doduo while facing the camera.
"Stop coming, don't really become my son-in-law."
"Besides, what are you kidding? Duoduo was born in 06, and your child will be born this year."
"Duoduo is 8 years older than your daughter. If you really date, when the time comes, will your child be called sister Doduo or auntie?!" Huang Lei's question, in Hu Xing's opinion, is not difficult at all.
"Auntie, the old aunt in 06."
"Pfft! Hahaha~~" He Jiong and Zhao Liying, who were drinking porridge, were immediately laughed out loud by Hu Xing's words.
"..." Huang Lei was speechless for a moment, why did this guy have such a bad mouth.
"Old aunt in 06, haha~" He Jiong always felt very heartbroken when he heard this.
"The post-00s are all old aunts, what about Li Ying, the post-80s?" He Jiong also asked Hu Xing.
"Of course it's called mother. The biological one is called auntie?" Hu Xing quickly resolved the crisis for himself, preventing He Jiong from getting caught.
"Brother, I'm here, do you have breakfast?!" While they were chatting, a voice came through, a very familiar voice.
"Hey, hello." Huang Lei looked over and found that the little sheep Zhang Yixing and a beautiful woman came to the mushroom house.
"Hello, Teacher He, Hello, Teacher Huang." Yun'er greeted the two teachers with a smile.
"Wow!!!" When He Jiong saw that it was Lin Yooner, he was so surprised that he stood up.
"Mr. He, master, hello." Zhang Yixing greeted everyone shyly...
Chapter 0838 lack of male favorite?
"Hey, no, am I a decoration, or a decoration? When you come here, you just greet the two post-70s, so you can't see me, right?" Hu Xing asked, making Zhang Yixing smile and wave his hands.
"Hahaha~" Yoon'er covered her mouth in embarrassment and laughed, and said, "Ouba, good morning."
"What is Obama not Obama? Speak Chinese, this is China."
"Also, do I know you very well? Ouba? Call me teacher." Hu Xinghu threatened Yun'er with a serious face.
"I'm sorry, teacher." Yun'er didn't expect that she would be bullied by Hu Xing as soon as she arrived.
"Brother, I'm hungry, do you have breakfast?"
"Let me tell you, I came here early in the morning, and I was just running for the breakfast you made." Zhang Yixing was very familiar, and came over to show off his cuteness to Hu Xing with shyness.
"Yes, I made your teacher's wife yam and sesame porridge for pregnant women, do you want to drink it?"
"Why? Lay can call you 'brother', and I will call you teacher?"
"I'm still your senior." Now, Lin Yun'er next to him was not convinced.
"Hehe~" Zhao Liying just looked at it without saying a word.
"But having said that, why are you here?" Hu Xing did not expect that today's guests would be Yun Er and Yi Xing.
"Hey, our Girls' Generation, aren't we coming back this month?!"
"So, I came to China to appear on the show and interact with Chinese fans." When Yun Er mentioned this, Hu Xing also remembered that Girls' Generation will indeed return with "MR.MR." this month.
Yun'er came to Zhao Liying's side, hugged Zhao Liying and acted like a baby.
When Zhao Liying saw it, she smiled and scooped up a mouthful of porridge with a spoon, and brought it to Yun'er's mouth.
"Your Yun'er made the call yesterday?" Teacher He answered the phone last night, and the girl's voice was indeed very authentic Mandarin.
"That's right, it's my call." Yun'er admitted with a smile, and said, "Is that right, my Mandarin is pretty good, right?"
"It's amazing, you don't have an accent at all, how did you learn Mandarin?!" He Jiong and the others were chatting at this time, and they could also hear Yun'er's Mandarin without an accent.
"In order to learn Mandarin, I was often punished by Hu Xing. This guy is very good at teaching Mandarin and successfully removed our accent."
"Even, because of the strong accent, everyone's tongues in our girlhood were pinched by him with tweezers. The reason is, don't roll your tongue when talking about ordinary people, but straighten it. If you can't straighten it, I will use tweezers." Hold it, straighten it for you." Yun'er said while looking at Hu Xing with disgust.
"Hahaha~" Imagine this scene, Zhang Yixing and the others thought it was funny.
"Really, I'm the one who gets caught the most." Yun'er opened her mouth again as she spoke, and Zhao Liying fed her again, which made the latter laugh even more angrily: "I didn't even feed my child, but now Do you want me to feed you?!"
"If you want to eat it yourself, I don't love you so much, just open your mouth and feed it."
"Hu Xing doesn't even have this kind of benefit." Zhao Liying fed two mouthfuls and asked Yun'er to fill it up by herself.
After Hu Xing filled a bowl, he gave it to Zhang Yixing first. The guests came, so of course they had to take care of them.
After that, he also served a bowl for Yoon'er.
"Wow, it's been a long time since I ate something made by this guy." Yoon'er said happily while drinking the porridge.
"Brother, I've always wanted to ask you something." Zhang Yixing asked Hu Xing while drinking porridge.
"What's up?!"
"That's right, do you need a male favourite?" Zhang Yixing asked Hu Xing in such a serious manner.
"puff!!!!"
"Cough, cough, cough~" Huang Lei, He Jiong, Zhao Liying, and Lin Yuner all spit out the food in their mouths because of Zhang Yixing's words.
"..." Hu Xing also looked at this little guy miraculously. When did he become so good at doing variety shows?
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing was a little slow to react, but he was also amused by Zhang Yixing and couldn't stop laughing.
"Seriously, don't laugh, it's impossible to be your daughter-in-law, why don't you be a male favorite?!"
"As long as I can eat these palace dishes that you cook every day, that's fine."
"I think I look pretty good, or else, just make do with it?!" Zhang Yixing was extra skinny today.
"Go to hell, I'm a straight man of steel, don't mess with me here." Hu Xing said with a look of disgust, but Zhang Yixing said: "Oh, now you know that I'm messing with you? I used to record programs When you were in my room, you came to my room every day, why didn't you think of this problem."
"Haha~" Hu Xing was speechless now, Zhang Yixing's eloquence exploded today.
"Are you Zhang Yixing? I wonder if you are possessed by Yun'er." Hu Xing found out that Zhang Yixing was a bit out of line today.
"You can be my male favourite. I'll ask you a question. If you can answer it, then I'll accept you as my male favourite. How about it?!" Hu Xing was not intolerant, and played a game with Zhang Yixing.
"Okay, what's the problem." Zhang Yixing felt that there was nothing he couldn't play.
"Stand up." Hu Xing asked Zhang Yixing to stand up without saying much.
"Squat down." Hu Xing asked Zhang Yixing, who was standing, to squat down, and the latter followed suit.
"Stand up!" asked Zhang Yixing to stand up again.
"Squat down!" After standing up, Zhang Yixing was asked to squat down, and then he was asked to stand up again.
"Okay, name a Chinese herbal medicine; if you get the answer right, I will become you and my male favourite. From now on, as long as you want to eat, I will give you something to eat." Hu Xing asked Zhang Yixing to answer.
"Ginseng!" Zhang Yixing replied immediately.
"No, it's a dog." Hu Xing immediately denied Zhang Yixing's answer, and told him the real answer.
"Hahaha~" The answer was revealed, and in less than a second, everyone at the recording site burst into laughter.
"What the hell." Zhang Yixing realized that he had been molested and venomous, but he didn't get angry at 3.6.
"Haha~ This is amazing." He Jiong couldn't help admiring that Hu Xing's set was good.
"It's all routines, full of routines." Although Zhang Yixing has been routinely used a lot, he still has no way to feel the rhythm of Hu Xing's routines.
Hu Xing stood up with a smile, just in time to see a Volkswagen parked outside.
"Why is there a Volkswagen outside?" Hu Xing wondered why it stopped there.
"Oh, the one who came to pick us up just now is this Volkswagen." After Yun'er explained, Hu Xing asked the director: "Director, what's the situation? Didn't I say that the car that picked up the guests is our Yilong's car , why did you change to a Volkswagen car today?"
"You saw it last night. Both cars had problems. We have to drive there for maintenance today." After the director explained, Hu Xing only recalled it.
Chapter 0839 really is the old driver
"I think young people should not buy Volkswagen cars." Hu Xing thought of something and said to the audience in front of the TV.
"Why? My cousin just wants to buy a Volkswagen." After Zhang Yixing said that, Hu Xing said, "Don't buy it. I didn't deliberately blackmail the Volkswagen. Let me tell you about it, and you will know why."
"Actually, Volkswagen only has one car, which is the Golf."
"If the golf is elongated, it becomes Passat. If it is renamed, it will be called Magotan. If it is reduced by one rear seat, it will be CC. If it is longer, it will be Phaeton. If it is made square, it will be Touran. With three more rear seats, it will be Sharan. If the chassis is raised, it will be Tiguan. If it’s bigger, it’s a Touareg; if it’s flattened, it’s a Scirocco; if it’s a little more, it’s a Sagitar; if it’s shortened, it’s a POLO; if it’s bent and rounded, it’s a Beetle.”
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