Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Hey, I'm not afraid of Hu Xing." Sun Honglei refused to accept Hu Xing.
"Brother Hong Lei, why did you do this? You didn't get tricked by my husband that time in the Extreme Challenge?" Song Jia said to Sun Honglei, this must be carefully considered.
"Haha~~" Speaking of extreme challenges, Sun Honglei is definitely the one who has been tricked by Hu Xing the most
"Daughter-in-law, help me go in and get my hat out." Hu Xing said to Song Jia beside him.
"I won't go by myself? I don't love you so much yet." Being ordered by Hu Xing like this, of course Song Jia would not agree so easily.
"Oval face, I'll ask you to help me get a hat!" Song Jia refused, but Hu Xing praised her.
"Say it again?!" Hu Xing's tone made Song Jia point at him and threaten him.
"What about you, little waist!" Hu Xing could only continue to boast in order to satisfy Song Jia's vanity.
"You are wise." After being praised a few times, Song Jia stood up and went in to get Hu Xing's hat.
Seeing Song Jia walk by, Hu Xing took a sip of tea and said, "Hmm~ It's heartbreaking to say such things."
"What did you say?!" Song Jia, who had already walked to the door of the house, turned around and walked back after hearing Hu Xing's muttering.
"Hahaha~" This change made the few people sitting next to me laugh and watch.
"Crack! Crack!" Song Jia came here to give Hu Xing a few slaps on the back.
"Audience friends, did you see that, this is the daughter-in-law of Northeast China."
"If you don't want to be beaten, don't look for a Northeast wife, or you will be slapped." Hu Xing looked at the camera and said to the audience.
"Haha~" Song Jia was even more embarrassed now.
"Short leg, go and take off the hat for me." Hu Xing asked Zhao Liying to help take off the hat.
"Oh." Zhao Liying stood up and went in to help Hu Xing get the hat.
"Look at people, then look at you."
"It's also the girls from the north, but your girls from the northeast are so rough, and look at the girls from North China; your face hurts, it's slapping." Hu Xing mocked Song Jia.
"What's wrong with our Northeastern girls? Are you fine?!" Song Jia said confidently.
Hu Xing didn't speak, just pinched Song Jia's arm.
"What are you doing pinching me?!" Song Jia felt pinched and slapped Hu Xing fiercely.
"Crack! Crack!" After hiding for a while, Hu Xing pinched his sister again without saying a word.
"Ah~ Why are you pinching me?!" Hu Yun was also in pain, but his tone was very gentle.
"Friends in the audience, let's not say much, this is the reaction of northern women and southern women."
"Since I pinched Song Jia just now, the Northeast woman's reaction is, fuck it, pinch me, fuck you, you're sick, and then slap me."
"However, our southern girls are very gentle and coquettish, and it's over with a whimper."
After Hu Xing finished speaking, everyone understood why he pinched Song Jia.
He Jiong, Chen He, and Zheng Kai all laughed and looked at the embarrassing Song Jia.
"I even wondered, just with my funny personality and Song Jia's fierce personality of a Northeast girl, if we have a daughter in the future, will my daughter be excited every time she wants to take a bath? Laughing: Hahaha~ I can stand and pee again." Hu Xing sniffed as he spoke, and glanced sideways at Song Jia.
"Pfft! Hahaha~" Everyone present laughed and looked at Hu Xing
This time, Song Jia lay on Hu Xing's shoulder even more embarrassingly.
According to what Hu Xing said, it seems a little possible.
Just think about it, a cute girl laughing and saying this while taking a shower, the picture is definitely funny enough.
There is really no one else with Hu Xing's eloquence, thanks to him being able to figure it out.
"It's not like this." Song Jia tried to defend her future daughter.
"I also hope not to be like this." Hu Xing really hopes not to be like this, but whether it is true or not, it is really hard to say, I can only say that it will depend on the child's fate in the future
Zhao Liying took out the hat, and after Hu Xing put it on, she was ready to work.
"Sit and wait for food? Don't come to help?!" Hu Xing saw that they were all coming to help, so he said to them.
"What are you going to do?" Zheng Kai and Chen He both got up and asked him what he was going to do.
"Take advantage of the cloudy weather today and the weather is not hot, quickly apply the fertilizer."
"It should rain later, otherwise, if the fertilization cannot be completed today, it will be another day late."
"Come here and take these two fertilizers apart." Hu Xing asked these two guys to remove the rope from the fertilizer bag, and Zheng Kai squatted down and untied the rope seriously.
"I said, are you pigs?!" Seeing them untie the rope like this, Hu Xing complained again: "Cut it with scissors!"
Chapter 0697 Lei Xing cp feeling full
"Hu Xing, is there still a shortage of people for your TV series?" Sun Honglei crossed her legs, very leisurely.
"What's the matter? No filming recently?!" Hu Xing was chatting with Sun Honglei while he was making fertilizer.
"That's right, there has been no filming recently, and the extreme challenge has not been recorded yet.~"
"This is planning to earn some money for a wedding, right?!" Hu Xing lashed out at Sun Honglei whenever he disagreed.
"Haha~ I let you know about this." Sun Honglei admitted with a smile
"Just tell me if there is a shortage of people. With my good looks, give me a role or something."
"The remuneration doesn't need to be much, tens of thousands is enough, and I'm too embarrassed to ask for more." This shameless big brother really dares to say it.
"Okay, thousands of people are too few, what's the relationship between us, the salary is too little, how can I be worthy of you." Hu Xing also entered the play, so he chatted with Sun Honglei.
"Oh yes, it's a little less, otherwise, one or two hundred million will do." Sun Honglei looked like the price was negotiable, but this made the others laugh silently.
"One or two hundred million? My God, this is what I saw when I was visiting my grandma's grave."
"Hahaha~" I couldn't bear it anymore, when Hu Xing said this, everyone couldn't bear it anymore.
Sun Honglei couldn't continue acting now, this kid always said some things that people couldn't stand.
"You child, how do you talk?" Sun Honglei pointed at Hu Xing and said.
"Okay, one or two hundred million, right? Yes, what role do you want?" It's not impossible to agree, Hu Xing asked Sun Honglei what role he planned to take.
"Huang Laoxie is not bad. My appearance is full of evil." Sun Honglei also asked for this role, which is very good.
"There is someone for this role, Miao Qiaowei's role." There is no way to give this role.
"Oh, that won't work. I can't take the role of brother Miao Qiaowei." Hearing that it was Miao Qiaowei who was to play it, Sun Honglei immediately gave up.
"The poisonous Ouyang Feng is also fine. I look like a villain." Sun Honglei said self-deprecatingly.
"You're really right about that, it looks like a bad guy." Huang Lei made a stab at the side.
"This role is quite suitable for you, but this role belongs to Brother Heizi."
"Have all the boys been found? That's not okay, I'm not strong enough." Sun Honglei thought for a while, and this doesn't work either.
"What about Master Nandi Yideng?!" Sun Honglei blinked her little eyes.
"Brother Lu Liangwei has acted." At this time, Hu Xing said another great master.
"Oh, it's a sin, brother Lu Liangwei's role can't be snatched anymore."
"That is to say, Hong Qigong, the beggar of the North, is the only one left?!" Sun Honglei was thinking about these few.
"Oh, that's Zhao Lixin's." Hu Xing said.
"What is it? Why is your version of East Evil, West Poison, Southern Emperor, and Northern Beggar played by these big brothers? I dare not snatch it. Isn't there any one that is suitable for me?!" Sun Honglei is still unwilling to give up.
"Yes, Wang Chongyang, the supernatural power, hasn't found anyone yet."
"A role like this that can't live for 3 minutes, I think it's more suitable for you." Hu Xing stopped talking and turned to ask Sun Honglei.
"Haha~" Hu Xing was definitely making fun of Sun Honglei, absolutely, none of them.
"Will you be able to talk? You have to fight against me because of our relationship, right?!" Sun Honglei was not convinced now.
"Then let's play Yang Kang. Yang Kang fits your temperament and is handsome enough."
"It's just that, in the end, he died tragically. He was poisoned to death by snake poison, and then was eaten by crows."
"Perfectly fit your temperament and acting skills, so be it." Hu Xing was bad enough, and the suggested roles were all not very good roles.
"Haha~" Song Jia, Zhao Liying and the others all laughed watching Sun Honglei being teased by Hu Xing.
"Can't you let me play a hero or something?!" Sun Honglei couldn't laugh or cry.
"Oh ho ho~ the funniest joke in the entertainment industry, a bandit and a hooligan, actually wants to play a hero?" Hu Xing's weird joke made the others couldn't help laughing again.
Sun Honglei stopped talking now, why did she feel that she was looking for discomfort?
"Why can't it work? Didn't I play a righteous policeman in the movie that picked you up?!" Sun Honglei still knew about their movie.
"Then your final ending, don't you have a B number in your heart?"
"Oh, haha~" There was no way to talk anymore, Sun Honglei could only smile and walk away.
"Stop chatting. If you don't have a fight with this guy, you'll start a fight." Sun Honglei waved her hand, indicating that she really couldn't continue talking with him.
Hu Xing and the others, three young men, put the fertilizer in a bucket after getting it done.
But because there are too many, it is not good to take down bucket by bucket.
So Hu Xing simply brought a shoulder pole over, and picked up the two buckets directly.
"Pfft!" When Hu Xing picked up the fertilizer, he was a little staggering, looking very happy.
It can be seen from this that Hu Xing has no experience in picking things
Hu Xing picked up the fertilizer and went to the field, and then he didn't think it was dirty, so he grabbed it with his hands and scattered the fertilizer into the field in handfuls.
"How on earth does Hu Xing understand these things?!" Song Jia stood in the yard watching, not understanding how on earth Hu Xing understood these things.
"Xiao Yun, have you ever seen your brother do this?!" Zhao Liying didn't know, so she wanted to ask Hu Yun.
"First time seeing you." Hu Yun shook his head, saying that this was the first time meeting him.
"However, if you look at his phone, you should be able to find the answer." Hu Yun suggested looking at the phone, you should be able to know the answer.
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