Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Is this a blind date, or what? What are the problems?!" Yang Mi also felt strange after hearing about these problems.
"I don't know either. My friend said it was asked by a girl. I want to ask if I know what it means?"
"I don't know what this means, so I just want to ask Hu Xing if you know?" Tang Yan didn't understand either.
While cooking, Hu Xing told Tang Yan: "Eating durian and coriander shows that he has a good breath!"
"Eating mandarin duck pot shows that he has choice phobia; Jiugong grid shows that he is straight male cancer."
"Sweet and salty bean curd can be distinguished from the tastes of the north and the south. The south eats sweet, and the north eats salty."
"Clothes are mixed and washed to distinguish cleanliness."
"Sleeping teeth, snoring, talking in sleep, distinguishing occupations."
"Toothpaste identifies obsessive-compulsive disorder."
"The most important question is that in summer, when couples are doing some kind of exercise in the room, the air conditioner is turned on at 21 degrees." Hu Xing answered Tang Yan in a very good breath.
"..." After hearing these answers, even Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at him in surprise.
"..." The girls were also the same, all dumbfounded.
"First of all, why did the air conditioner turn on at 21 degrees when doing that thing?" Liu Shishi didn't understand why the air conditioner had to be turned on at 21 degrees.
"Flavour! Women need flair! Especially in any aspect, what men want is flair, and what women want is flair."
"21 degrees means 'love you'." Hu Xing explained perfectly, making Liu Shishi subconsciously look at Zhao Liying, but Zhao Liying shook her head, telling Liu Shishi that she never paid attention to this.
I have done it with Hu Xing many times, but she has never paid attention to this.
"Is there such a meaning?" Huang Lei didn't even know.
"Hey, not everyone is like this. Generally, girls who can ask this kind of question can only respond to two results: First, this girl doesn't like you at all, so she asks this kind of question, so Make excuses that they're not a good fit."
"Second; this girl is hypocritical." The result of Hu Xing's analysis made many viewers give him a thumbs up.
"Then what does this straight male cancer mean?" Liu Shishi asked this.
"The meaning of straight male cancer is to live in one's own worldview, values, and aesthetics, and always show others dislike and dissatisfaction with the other party, and a kind of contempt or ridicule with a little bit of machismo."
"The simplest explanation is that straight men like me are terminal cancer patients." Hu Xing's self-mockery made Huang Lei and the others burst out laughing for a second.
"Haha~" Hu Xing's explanation was a bit invincible.
"Then how do you know a person's occupation from snoring, grinding teeth, talking in sleep, etc.?"
"Usually speaking, snoring and talking in sleep means that people are under a lot of pressure at work and are in a state of tension every day. When they sleep at night, they will be particularly relaxed, so they will snore, talk in sleep and grind their teeth."
"Usually in this case, it can reflect the income level of this person's occupation." The explanation given by Hu Xing, Liu Shishi and the others understood.
"Your friend, when answering the question of the temperature of the air conditioner, if it is not 21 degrees, but the others are rejected, it means that this woman is saying that he is not emotional; of course, it also shows that this woman is not worth it. ; If I really like you, or if I really want to go on a blind date, I wouldn't ask this kind of question at all."
"Now that we have reached the stage of blind dates, there are only the following possibilities: first, being forced to go on a blind date by family members; second: I really can't find a boyfriend, and I want to find a boyfriend on a blind date; third: lack of social interaction Ability, or because of work, no time to fall in love, just want to find a suitable person to marry; fourth: have a failed marriage. "
"Judging from the questions your friend was asked, the second possibility is zero; the fourth possibility can also be said not to arise."
"That's number one and number three; da!" After Hu Xing finished speaking, he smacked Tang Yan with his tongue frivolously.
"Hehe~" Hu Xing's insight is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
"Amazing!" Concubine Liu Yi sighed, Hu Xing's analysis and answers were nothing wrong with it.
"Hey~ Seeing that all the friends around me have boyfriends and girlfriends, I don't have one yet."
"Next year's Valentine's Day will not be passed." Tang Yan said very depressed
"Hu Xing, let me ask you, what would you do if you didn't have a lover on Valentine's Day?" Tang Yan sat on the side to rest, and asked Hu Xing.
"Hey, according to your logic, Valentine's Day cannot be celebrated without a lover."
"Isn't it Ching Ming Festival, you have to kill two of them before it passes?" Hu Xing looked at Tang Yan contemptuously as he spoke, "It's okay to live without a lover, just live an ordinary life."
"..." Tang Yan never expected that she would be complained about like this?
"Haha~" Seeing Tang Yan in a daze, He Jiong and the others laughed wantonly again.
"I didn't mean that, okay?" Tang Yan was very powerless and helpless, so she couldn't speak properly.
"What doesn't mean that, you clearly meant that just now, okay?"
"Really, what kind of Valentine's Day is celebrated? Reba and I have known each other for so many years, and we have never celebrated Valentine's Day. It has always been Qixi Festival; and it is just a simple appointment."
"February 2 Valentine's Day, 14 Confession Day, what the hell are these, we can't handle it." Hu Xing used himself as a metaphor, and Tang Yan and the others had nothing to say.
Chapter 0544 unsurpassable classic
"Eat, eat!" Dinner was finally ready.
"Wow! It's very rich." Yang Mi looked at the dishes on the table, feeling really rich.
"It's been a tiring day too, let's eat well, everyone." He Jiong had already washed the dishes.
"Mmm!!!" Now that it's ready to eat, let's start eating. The first thing Liu Shishi ate was the beef brisket made by Hu Xing: "Wow! It's the first time I have eaten such a beef brisket, it's delicious."
"Let's eat. If you can't finish it, you can use it to make beef brisket noodles tomorrow." Hu Xing asked them to eat.
It may also be that I was really tired from working today, and everyone ate very happily when eating.
"If Hu Xing cooks this mutton, it will definitely taste better." Huang Lei admires Hu Xing's cooking skills very much.
"To be honest, I've eaten so many dishes made by my friends, but Hu Xing's tastes the best." Huang Lei's culinary skills are even more admirable, which shows Hu Xing's cooking skills even more.
"Don't attract so many diners to me; I only cook for my family." Hu Xing shook his head and denied his cooking skills, and said that he would not attract so many guests to him.
"Is Shishi your family? Not your family, how did you cook for her?"
"It's coming soon!" Hu Xing told Yang Mi that this matter was much sooner.
"Haha~" Liu Shishi was very happy that Hu Xing could admit it on the show.
"I said you have such a thick skin, why are you so thick?!" Everyone really couldn't figure it out.
"You're not thick-skinned, where's your wife?" Huang Lei agreed with Hu Xing's statement: "That's right, if you want to find a girlfriend, you have to be thick-skinned."
"That's right, you guys are shameless and reserved. Old Tang is already 30 years old and still single. Just wait to be bullied by others." Hu Xing has a cheeky face, so now he has several girlfriends
"Hu Xing's thick skin, her mother said, it's inherited from the Hu family." Zhao Liying laughed at Hu Xing's information.
"Hey, I really can't deny this, it really is like this."
"My parents are also very good, let me tell you; when they were at home, they gave us three siblings a lot of dog food." Hu Xing talked about his parents, and there are many interesting things.
"How to say?" Liu Shishi asked Hu Xing.
"That's right, last June, I was about to go to bed, but my dad came to my room and said to me with a serious expression on his face: "Son, you should sleep better, I and Squeeze."
"At that time, I laughed and said: Dad, what are you doing, you were kicked out by my mother again?" When Hu Xing talked about this, He Jiong and the others listened quietly.
"My dad didn't speak at that time, so he just lay down with a stinky face."
"Not long after, my mother also came in, looked at my father who was sleeping next to me, and said to me: Son, you go to sleep in my room, I will talk to your father tonight."
"Speaking of which, I will go to my parents' room and leave my room to my parents."
"But who knows, when I first arrived at my parents' room and wanted to turn on the air conditioner, I found that the air conditioner in their room was broken; when I went to my room again, I found that the door was locked."
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's example made Huang Lei and the others laugh heartily.
"Do you think there are parents like this? The air conditioner breaks down when it breaks down, and you lie to your son to live in the room. Is there any parent like this?"
"The most important thing is that one is the general manager of the group, and the other is a high school teacher; but they are a good couple." Hu Xing said very helplessly.
"There was another time, the couple were at dinner time, and they said they wanted to go out to watch a movie, so I let me take care of the dinner; I said: you two go, just take me with you, and it happens that Reba is not in Shanghai. .”
"But my dad said: What are you going to do? Do you think your wattage is not big enough?"
"Haha~" What Hu Xing said made everyone laugh again.
"Is that really the case?" Liu Shishi had only met Hu Xing's family once, so he still asked Zhao Liying.
"Well, uncles and aunts are quite funny. When I go to eat at his parents' house, I can always see uncles and aunts who are so superb." Zhao Liying accidentally revealed that she had been to Hu Xing's house for dinner many times.
"What you mean, Li Ying, have you been to Hu Xing's house for dinner?"
"I've been there, many times." Zhao Liying also admitted that she has indeed been there many times.
Hu Xing and Zhao Liying's scandals have come out. In fact, everyone has tacitly agreed that the two must have been dating.
Now let’s talk about it, in fact, it is no longer a taboo topic.
Dinner is eaten while chatting, Hu Xing is still the same, just eat something to fill his stomach... …
After dinner, everyone was resting, so Hu Xing picked up the guitar again.
Hu Xing hugged the guitar and sang a song from "Legend of Sword and Sword 1": It has been very quiet.
"The love for you has always been quiet, in exchange for the care you occasionally give. It is obviously a movie of three people, but I still can't have a name..." This song was also written by Hu Xing for the TV series.
This song was also sung by a female singer, not Hu Xing.
But when Hu Xing, the original composer, sang, it was another feeling.
Concubine Liu Yi is really familiar with this song. She became popular with this TV series, and she is very familiar with the songs of "Legend of Sword and Sword 1".
"Is this the original version?" After listening to the song, Concubine Liu Yi smiled.
"Actually, this song is a bit like the relationship between me and Reba and Nazha."
"Me and Reba, Nazha; Li Xiaoyao, Zhao Linger and Lin Yueru from Xianjian 1."
"It's all the same model, but the difference is that one is a TV series and the other is reality." When Hu Xing sang this song again, he felt very emotional.
"To be honest, I have written more than 1 songs and background music for the TV series "Legend of Sword and Sword 10". My favorite is the song "Peach Blossom Island"."
"Especially when Li Xiaoyao recalled the memory after he and Zhao Ling'er got married in the Demon Locking Tower. After playing "Peach Blossom Island" in this episode, it is really the most classic scene of 0.1 in the whole TV series. There is no one." Hu Xing Speaking of this, it also reminded many people of the classics of the year.
"Yeah, those are the classic memories of those born in the 80s and 90s."
"China's first Xianxia drama is also the most successful classic, an unsurpassed classic." Even Yang Mi lamented that even "Sword of Heaven and Sword 3" is also a classic, but compared with "Sword of Heaven and Sword 1", it is still a little bit worse .
Why is Xianjian 1 more classic than Xianjian 3?That's because at the time of Xianjian 1, all the leading actors were young rookies; in Xianjian 3, most of those actors were actually very popular, such as Hu Fu, Yang Mi, Huo Jianhua, these are the stars that attracted attention up.
It is undeniable that there are many people who like Xian 3, but there is no eternal classic that can shake Xian 1.
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