Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

After introducing these fixed guest chefs one by one, He Jiong asked Hu Xing: "Do you know that you have a lot of topics recently?!"

"Oh~ don't mention this matter, now the audiences all over the country know that I, Hu Xing, am the kind of person who kneels on the ground, kneels on the ground, kneels on his parents, kneels on his wife, and even kneels on animals." Hu Xing said self-deprecatingly.

When He Jiong and the others recalled that, they couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What was your mood at that time?!" He Jiong asked Hu Xing how he was feeling at that time.

"At that time, I felt that if I was not recording a program, I guess I would not be as simple as kneeling in fear."

"Miss Sister still gave me face, otherwise, I would have pulled all the hair off at that time, which would definitely make me doubt life." Hu Xing also smiled self-deprecatingly when he talked about this.

"What did your mother say about you after watching this show?!"

"My mother sent me a WeChat message at that time, saying: Brat, Er Niang gave birth to you and raised you to beat you, but I didn't see you kneel down to scare me, why did you kneel down to a lion and beg for mercy? Am I too gentle? "

"Hahaha~" Hu Xing said so, and it also reminded everyone that Hu Xing's mother is also very humorous.

"Okay, okay, don't talk about this, it's not the same show, I feel like it will be cut later."

"Today our guests seem to be ready, do you want to invite them out?!" Hu Xing reminded He Jiong that it is time to cut into the topic.

"So, we have invited two protagonists today." He Jiong began to cut into the topic.

"They all have two things in common." He Jiong said there was one thing in common, and Hu Xing asked in surprise, "Two things in common?"

"No, right? I saw them in the background, what common ground did they bring?" Hu Xing couldn't figure it out.

"They are the regular guests in the last reality show variety show that is welcome now." He Jiong said so, then they are all right, indeed they are right.

Chapter 0469

"Ah~ I see. The other thing they have in common is that the reality shows they star in are all cooperating with my partner, right?!" Hu Xing clapped his hands, confirming the matter.

"This can be regarded as a common point, but this common point has been classified into the common point just now."

"The other thing they have in common is that when recording a program, because you couldn't sleep because of the noise, you ended up sneaking into their room to hide." When He Jiong said this, Hu Xing covered his face even more.

"Ah~~~" Anyone who has watched Hu Xing's variety show knows who it is.

"That's right, welcome today's guest, Zheng Kai! Zhao Liying!" He Jiong took the lead in applauding after speaking, asking everyone to welcome them together.

"Boom!" A large amount of dry ice sprayed out from the door behind He Jiong and Hu Xing.

After the door opened, Zheng Kai and Zhao Liying smiled and appeared in everyone's sight.

Everyone stood up and applauded the two who came out.

"Hi everyone!" Zheng Kai and Zhao Liying greeted the audience first.

"Here, Teacher He, let me sit next to you." Zheng Kai glanced at the vacant seat next to Hu Xing, and then consciously told Teacher He that he wanted to sit next to him.

"Pfft!" He Jiong didn't know what Zheng Kai meant.

"Hurry up and thank him. If Lord Kai gives way, you haven't had a chance to sit next to me." Hu Xing immediately said to Zhao Liying, asking her to say something nice to Zheng Kai.

"Haha~" Zhao Liying covered her mouth in embarrassment

"Now come to this show, you are going to be fierce to me, right?"

"When you go to the Mushroom House in the future, you have to please me in various ways, and I'll tell you." After Zhao Liying sat down, she choked with Hu Xing.

"Sorry! Excuse me!" Hu Xing immediately admitted his mistake.

"Hehe~" Everyone smiled and looked at Hu Xing who admitted his mistake, with a very good attitude.

"Zheng Kai, Li Ying, are you still single now?!" He Jiong, as the host, asked this question that is more concerned now.

"Single, single." Zheng Kai said happily that he was single.

"Why are you still single? Can't you find someone suitable for such a good young man?" Teacher He looked very concerned about Zheng Kai, but Hu Xing said angrily: "I'm 39 and still single." , do you have the nerve to ask if you are single?"

"Pfft! Haha~~" Hu Xing's words made the chefs look at the depressed Teacher He.

"Yes, I know you're not single, you have Reba and Song Jia, okay?!" Teacher He got angry.

"Oh, you can get out of the order if you are not convinced." Hu Xing was provoking Mr. He very much.

"How about you Liying?" He Jiong simply changed the subject and asked Zhao Liying.

"I don't know if I'm single or not." Zhao Liying smiled and answered Teacher He.

"How do you say this?" Teacher He couldn't understand.

"Say it, I'm single, but there's another man in my room at night."

"If I'm not single, he didn't date me either."

"So I don't know if I'm single now." After Zhao Liying finished speaking, everyone laughed.

"Hu Xing, you are delaying Li Ying."

"It's fine if you harm me and delay me, even Zhao Liying delays, that's too much." Zheng Kai continued to tease Hu Xing.

"Nonsense! You don't know, Zhao Liying is single, and her fans don't know how happy she is."

"If I don't delay her, if she really has a boyfriend, then her fans will be sad."

"I'm thinking of Liying's tens of millions of fans." Hu Xing is so thick-skinned that he is invincible

"I said I want to marry you, but you don't marry me! If you don't marry me, you'll have the cheek to come into my room."

"How could it be like this, you entered someone's boudoir, and you didn't marry after they asked you to marry me." Zhao Liying was wronged, but this was also a performance.

Because in "Longing for Life", which episode Reba came to, she knelt down and begged for marriage after eating the white duck made by Hu Xing. When it was released, all episodes of Reba's "Longing for Life" had already been aired.

"No, it's not that I won't marry you, the key is that my mother disagrees." Hu Xing scratched his head and said.

"Why doesn't Auntie agree?" Zhao Liying knew that Hu Xing's mother had already recognized her as a daughter-in-law, but she didn't know what to do.

"One day, I called my mom and said to her: Mom, I'm looking for a girlfriend, what kind of girl should I look for to match me, who can be happy after marriage and prosper me? !"

"My mother asked me: find a zodiac sign that matches you." Hu Xing said here, glanced at Zhao Liying and said, "Look for a zodiac sign match? In 87, is it okay to be a rabbit?"

"At that time, my mother heard it, and said: the rabbit is not good, it is better to find a pig." When Hu Xing said this, he said: "After I heard it, I asked my mother, and said: "Looks good. Is it okay to be like a pig?"

"Hahaha~" When Hu Xing finished saying this, Zhao Liying immediately laughed and slapped Hu Xing at the same time.

"Haha~" He Jiong and the others all took a picture and laughed, and it turned out that there was a classic later on.

"After I told my mother like this, my mother also said: It's not good to look like a pig."

"I heard it at the time, and I said: Is it okay to eat like a pig?" Just after Hu Xing finished speaking, Zhao Liying hit Hu Xing again with a smile, and complained about her twice in a row.

Letting Zhao Liying be slapped, Hu Xing continued: "My mother heard this, and said: You are talking about Zhao Liying? If it is Zhao Liying, you can't do it, you can't delay her; a good girl, let you treat her like a pig." No, it’s better not to waste and delay others.”

"Look, my aunt says I'm a good girl." Zhao Liying was proud now.

"That's right, my mother said that you are a good girl and told me not to delay you, so I won't marry you." Hu Xing's words made Zhao Liying depressed.

"Hehe~" He Jiong hasn't completely stopped laughing yet.

"Zheng Kai, the 4.8 reason why you are single, is it also related to your mother? Or you can't meet the right one yourself?!" He Jiong shifted the topic to Zheng Kai.

"The main reason is that I can't meet the right one. My mother doesn't pick anything for her daughter-in-law, as long as it's what I like." Zheng Kai said this, and Hu Xing helped him say: "The audience in front of the TV will definitely want to marry her." Hurry up, don't miss such a good man."

"Hu Xing knows so many girls, why didn't he introduce them to Zheng Kai?" He Jiong was concerned about this issue.

"Hu Xing's younger sister is very beautiful!" Speaking of this, Zheng Kai was very excited.

"Hehe~ Yun Yun is 170, Zheng Kai, do you hold this height?" Zhao Liying reminded Zheng Kai that Hu Xing's younger sister is not so easy to catch, and this height is a big challenge.

"Sorry! Excuse me!" Zheng Kai immediately gave up when he heard this height.

Chapter 0470 Is this an entertainment talk show?

"Hu Xing's older sister and younger sister are really beautiful!" He Jiong and the others have also seen it, because he has made guest appearances on variety shows, and Hu Xing will occasionally post selfies of himself and his older sister and younger sister.

"Speaking of my sister, I remembered an interesting incident when I was a child." When Hu Xing remembered something, he planned to share it with everyone.

"What's interesting, listen to it." He Jiong and the others were all interested.

"When Hu Yun and I were both 9 years old, we were in elementary school in Xinjiang."

"Later, one day, my mother and I gave us some money, and told Hu Yun and me: You brothers and sisters are at home by yourself, and my father took your sister back to Shanghai and arranged for her to go to junior high school."

"As soon as my parents left, my sister took the money and went to the supermarket to buy a lot of snacks and drinks to eat at home. The money was spent all at once."

"But in the end, my parents came back early, saw snacks and drink bottles everywhere in the house, and asked us angrily what's going on?" Hu Xing said here, 11 attracted everyone's curiosity.

"At that time, I just wanted to tell my parents, but my sister burst into tears, and the tears came down. She cried and said: After Mom and Dad left, the money was stolen, and my brother and I relied on I picked up these and sold them to live on, and even borrowed a lot from Reba's mother."

"Hearing this, my parents felt distressed in all kinds of ways. First, they went out and bought mutton, lamb shanks, etc. and brought them back for us to eat, and returned the money. I said: Take the money and return it to Reba's mother."

"To this day, I can't believe it, what a 9-year-old girl said?!"

"Haha~" This incident made everyone at the recording site burst into laughter again.

"Really, I used to think that fortunately my sister helped us escape this beating."

"But now that I think about it, women are too scary." Hu Xing shivered as he spoke.

"Hearing what you said, I don't even dare to find a wife." Zheng Kai said with a smile.

"Looking for a wife? What kind of wife are you looking for?"

"I still can't figure out this question, why do men want to find a wife?" When it came to the point, Hu Xing was about to make trouble.

"In my opinion, a man marrying a daughter-in-law is like a festival." Hu Xing began to talk nonsense in a serious manner again: "If you marry the right person, you will have Valentine's Day every day; if you marry the wrong person, you will have Ching Ming Festival every day..."

"Pfft! Pfft!" Everyone present covered their mouths and held back their laughter.

"If you marry a lazy person, you will have Labor Day every day; if you marry a rich person, you will celebrate Spring Festival every day; Marry someone who is a liar, and you will be fooled every day."

"Haha~" What Hu Xing said made sense, Zheng Kai and He Jiong all applauded.

Zhao Liying and Hu Shasha were women, so they didn't talk about this, but Hu Xing's complaints were too good, and they couldn't hold back.

"So that's right, this man and woman have festivals, and being together is a festival every day." Hu Xing's words were classics in the eyes of the audience, and he spoke his heart.

"Of course, although men and women have festivals, women cannot exist without women, because as far as I know, all men in the world are born of women."