Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"It doesn't matter, hide first, two of our running men have been torn apart, and there are only five of us left."
"Li Chen is already hiding, and Hu Xing doesn't know where he is. Let's find Chen He quickly. There are so many people, and they don't dare to mess around too much." Zheng Kai said that he wanted to find Chen He.
Sure enough, they really went to find Chen He, and the three of them reunited first.
Li Chen on the other side was really curled up in a corner to hide.
"It's the most unwise to go out now. It's better to hide for a while, and I'll go out for a decisive battle when I'm about to be out." Li Chen made excuses for his fear.
"Are you sure you're not afraid?" Li Chen's acting director teased him.
"No, it's really just for the sake of winning." Li Chen flinched and argued: "Only the last two can escape punishment, so how to survive to the end is the only way to outwit."
"You can't just go out and be beaten by a group just because a strong opponent is coming, right?"
"Now who doesn't tear me up first? Everyone wants to tear me up, including the basket formation." Li Chen has already exposed his careful thinking, that is, he wants to hide here and show up at the end.
Hu Xing here has already been grasped by An Zhijie and Zhang Jiahui.
Hu Xing was also very helpless, in order to survive, he had to wear his tongue, so he asked An Zhijie to play a game with him, determined to survive.
"Let's just play a simple game, since you caught me first."
"So, as long as you answer the three questions correctly once, I will tear them up for you unconditionally."
"If you don't answer the three questions correctly, then you will let me go." Hu Xing talked with An Zhi about the conditions.
"Three questions, as long as I answer one correctly, I can tear you apart, right?!" An Zhi asked Hu Xing if he was really like this, and he wasn't cheating?
"Seriously!" Hu Xing said very seriously...
"I'll testify for you." Zhang Jiahui also came in to testify for them.
"Okay, then come on!" An Zhijue thinks this is good, so come on.
"Wait a minute, let's talk about it first, the film emperor can't tear me apart." Hu Xing called Zhang Jiahui like that.
"Okay, don't tear it up, you can't tear it up!" Zhang Jiahui seriously agreed to Hu Xing, not to tear it up.
"Okay, let's start." Hu Xing thought for a while, and then asked: "In a grassland, there are 5 sheep. At this time, a wolf passed by and left. May I ask: Why don't the wolves eat the sheep? Type a food name."
"You can only answer once, otherwise, you can fool around casually, and it will be meaningless until dawn." Hu Xing reminded An Zhijue to let him answer.
"???" An Zhiju thought for a while, the name of the food?
"..." Zhang Jiahui looked at the camera with an expression of ignorance.
"Hehe~" The audience watching the show laughed out loud watching these three muscular men squatting in the corner and doing brain teasers. This scene is just too funny.
"Wolves fall in love with sheep?!" An Zhi interrupted his IQ show and gave an answer that made Hu Xing dumbfounded.
"Are you a pig? Didn't I say it? Type the name of a food." Hu Xing couldn't help complaining, didn't he listen to the topic just now?
"What is that 3.4? I don't know!" An Zhijue has already answered, if the answer is wrong, then it must be wrong.
"Shrimp!" Hu Xing told An Zhijie, and the answer was 'shrimp'.
"Pfft! Haha~" After An Zhi intercepted the answer, he was even made to cry by himself.
Zhang Jiahui also looked at the camera with a look of disgust. Why didn't he think of such a simple answer?
"It's the second question, listen carefully." Hu Xing asked An Zhijie to listen carefully, so as not to get it wrong.
"Another wolf passed by five sheep, but didn't eat the sheep. May I ask why? It's still the name of a food." Hu Xing asked the same question just now, almost unchanged.
"Do you really think I'm a pig? What's the point of the question just now, shrimp." An Zhijie said angrily, "Are you insulting me?"
Chapter 0430 is not a joke
"Wrong!" Hu Xing told An Zhijie, wrong, not shrimp.
"Why, didn't you just say that, shrimp." Now even Zhang Jiahui helped An Zhi to intercept the speech.
"It was the first wolf that passed by just now, so it was a shrimp."
"But as I said just now, another wolf passed by, which is the second wolf, so it's...a shrimp." Hu Xing looked at An Zhijie with a smirk.
"..." An Zhijue and Zhang Jiahui opened their mouths, but they couldn't say anything in the end.
"Haha~" Zhang Jiahui hugged his head, leaning against the wall and laughing a little vainly.
"Are you convinced?" Seeing An Zhijue like this, Hu Xing asked him if he was convinced.
"Not convinced, there is one last one." An Zhijue is still convinced now, of course he will continue to challenge.
"Okay, now the third wolf is coming, and it still passes by the sheep. Now the sheep is not convinced, so it yells at the wolf; but the wolf passes by silently with its head down. Excuse me, why? Or The name of a food." Hu Xing felt that this was already very simple.
"???" This question made An Zhijue very uncertain and asked: "Dead shrimp (dead blind)?"
"Wrong, it's a lobster!" Hu Xing was 17 proud now, and told An Zhijue with a smile.
"..." An Zhijie rolled his eyes speechlessly after learning the answer, why didn't the fuck think of this?
"Haha~" Now even Zhang Jiahui could only hold his head, laughing and looking at An Zhijie.
"Brother An, can I go now?" Hu Xing asked An Zhijue a little nervously, can he go now?The game is over and you have lost.
"Can I regret it?!" An Zhijie obviously didn't want Hu Xing to leave.
"Yes, there are so many viewers watching anyway, if you regret it, after the show is broadcast, you can wait for my army of 6000 million ancient moon fans to spray you."
"Think about it, 6000 million, this is no joke."
"One sentence for 6000 million people can make you doubt your life, right?"
"Besides, look at it from another angle. I have 6000 million fans. When the show airs, everyone sees that you have such a good relationship with me. If you don't tear me up, will they watch your movie? "
"6000 million people, not many, as long as 200 million people go to the movies."
"A movie ticket is worth 50 yuan, and that's a box office of 1 million yuan." Hu Xing went into brainwashing mode to see if he could fool An Zhi into a fool.
"..." An Zhijue is very capable, but he can't hide that he is a variety show rookie.
"Let's go!" An Zhi stopped hesitating now, and let Hu Xing go.
"Hahaha~" Only Zhang Jiahui smiled very speechlessly and Anzhi cut: "You are really stupid, Hu Xing is famous for fooling people, and his best is brainwashing."
"Back then, even the MLM people were brainwashed by him, let me tell you." Zhang Jiahui had no choice but to explain this to An Zhi.
"That's right!" An Zhijue only remembered at this time, but when he was looking for Hu Xing, he found that Hu Xing had already run away, so there was nowhere to be seen.
"Oh!" An Zhi felt depressed now.
After Hu Xing escaped here, he hurried to find someone, just kidding, he finally survived An Zhijue's hands, why didn't he go to his brother and come back to find a place?
"Where are people? Brothers, come out, let's tear An Zhijue, Zhang Jiahui, and Peng Yuyan away together."
"It's too arrogant, relying on my good skills and acting skills to be so arrogant... oh oh oh~" Before Hu Xing finished speaking, Peng Yuyan rushed out from the side.
"No no no, Brother Peng! Shuai Peng! Young Master Peng! Calm down, don't be like this." Hu Xing leaned against the wall, his tone very flustered, telling Peng Yuyan to calm down.
"I found you!" Peng Yuyan said excitedly, holding Hu Xing's hand.
"Don't be like this, really, we are good friends, right?!" Hu Xing said cheekily that they were good friends, but Peng Yuyan was angry: "I have met you before, but it seems that you are not friends either?!"
"I can't say it, just think about it, your first TV series "Legend of Sword and Sword 1" in the Mainland."
"Did I write songs for this TV series? The TV series is good, but without the songs I wrote for you, if you want to make it even better, do you think your "Legend of Sword and Sword 1" can be so good?"
"It's all right now, you have become a powerful idol, I have hard work without credit, right?" Hu Xing's thick skin has reached the point of shamelessness.
"Hehe~ You really dare to say it?" Peng Yuyan laughed angrily: "Why did you write a song for Lao Hu at that time, and write a song for me?"
"That's not because you're so handsome. Your strength lies here. Hu Fu needs songs to show off his strength."
"But you don't want it, you are handsome and have good acting skills, just rely on acting skills, you don't need to sing like Hu Fu, do you?!" Hu Xing's mouth made Peng Yuyan very comfortable.
"Also think about it, are you good friends with Shishi?" Hu Xing already knew that Peng Yuyan and Liu Shishi collaborated in "Pocahontas".
"Yes, we are good friends." Peng Yuyan was really surrounded by Hu Xing now.
"That's right, have you ever seen Shi Shi have an affair with someone?"
"That's me. Shishi has been rumored with me. As the rumored man of your good friend Liu Shishi, do you want to give your good friend's rumored boyfriend some face?"
"Hahaha~" Peng Yuyan didn't expect Hu Xing to be so shameless, even dare to say 657.
When the program was broadcast, the director also made out the cartoon image of Liu Shishi.
Especially when Liu Shishi watched this episode, he also felt very speechless.
This guy actually used her name on the show to deceive her.
"Don't laugh, it's a very serious question. I heard from Shishi that in the movie "Pocahontas", you and her also have kiss scenes and passionate scenes."
"As his rumored boyfriend, am I going to beat you up when I see you?"
"Because you actually kissed my rumored girlfriend?!" Hu Xing asked Peng Yuyan.
"There is a kiss scene in the play, but when we filmed, there was a layer of plastic wrap in between, so there was no kiss at all." Peng Yuyan took this opportunity to explain to the audience.
"Oh, that's good, it's fine if you don't kiss; otherwise, if she really kissed you, there will be news at that time."
"Say Peng Yuyan kissed the rumored girlfriend of Hu Xing, China's No. [-] car designer, so I'm embarrassed."
"It's fine if you don't have a real kiss, it's fine if you don't have a real kiss." Hu Xing's relieved face made Peng Yuyan's veins burst out: "Please be more serious, now I'm going to tear your name tag."
"Oh my God, I just survived shamelessly under the hands of Brother An, and now you're coming to tear me apart?"
"Hehe~ Why did you see Brother An just now?" Peng Yuyan was also very surprised.
Chapter 0431 Can you let me off once?
"I've seen it." Hu Xing said with certainty that he had, and Peng Yuyan said, "Don't you know fortune-telling? You do the math for me. If the result is good, I can consider letting you go."
"Fortune-telling? Well, I'm not good at anything else, but I'm number one in the world in fortune-telling." Hu Xing's words once again hit the laughing points of the audience in front of the TV.
Hu Xing possessed himself with a magic stick for a second, grabbed Peng Yuyan's hand, showed him the palmistry, and then pinched his fingers with his left hand to count: "Look at your palmistry, if your life reaches 33, the husband and wife will be safe, and if your life reaches 45, the husband and wife will be safe." happiness."
"If things go on like this, if you want to get married before the age of 33, it's unlikely, because getting married at this age will be a big hurdle to keep the child safe; if you get married after the age of 40, the couple will be happy."
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