"Hahaha~" Hu Xing was so mischievous as the host, making all five girls across from him bend over with laughter.
Chapter 0040 director, Jiang Yingyu is too skinny
"Director, can someone else host it? Hu Xing is too skinny." Li Chen asked for another host.
"Hehe~" The director smiled and said nothing, Hu Xing hosted so well, of course he wouldn't change it.
"Next." Hu Xing skipped over Li Chen and let the next one introduce himself.
"Hi everyone, I'm Wang Zulan. I'm 32 years old this year. I want to ask, which one of you is shorter than me?" Isn't what Wang Zulan asked nonsense?
"No!" The girls didn't answer, and Hu Xing ruthlessly told Wang Zulan, no.
"..." Wang Zulan looked at Hu Xing speechlessly again.
"No, really not!" Hu Xing is not doing something, to be honest, none of the girls present today is shorter than your king group basket.
"Didn't you see the basket? Everyone is so tall, how can anyone be shorter?" Even Deng Chao couldn't help talking now.
"But they are all wearing high heels, so you can't tell." Wang Zulan was right.
Today's four female guests are all wearing high heels.
"In this case, let the four girls disclose their net height!" Hu Xing turned around and said.
"Four? Isn't it five?" Zheng Kai wondered.
"Xiao Di 168, I know it, so it doesn't need to be disclosed." Hu Xing helped answer.
"I'm 167." Yang Mi took the initiative to tell her height, which was 167.
"I'm 168." The baby said that he was 168, and Hu Xing was very surprised: "Is there a problem with my standing angle, or what? You are 168, why do you look a little shorter than my 167 boss?"
"..." Now the baby was embarrassed, of course she knew whether her height was moist or not.
"It's because of the high heels!" The baby found a reason...
"Ah~" Hu Xing looked like this before, but he also skipped this topic very well, without revealing the baby's real height.
But in fact, Hu Xing's vision has always been correct.
The high heels worn by Baby are the tallest among the five girls present.
But her height was not as tall as Yang Mi's, but she reported a height higher than Yang Mi's.
Even if Hu Xing didn't say it, when the show was broadcast, attentive viewers would take the initiative to pick it out.
"I'm 170!" Ni Ni said that her height is 170, which is currently the tallest among the five girls.
"165." Liu Shishi didn't hide anything, and said that his height was really 165 without adding water.
"Is there really no one shorter than me?" Wang Zulan smiled wryly.
"165 is very good. It is the standard height of a goddess. One centimeter shorter is not good, but one centimeter taller is not good." Hu Xing praised Liu Shishi wantonly.
"Puchi!" Liu Shishi felt embarrassed now, Hu Xing's liking for her really made her very happy, but Hu Xing's being so blatant must have made her a little embarrassed.
Di Lieba threw a sharp look at it, which made Hu Xing, who wanted to continue praising Mr. Liu, had to skip quickly.
"Okay, next one!" Hu Xing motioned for Chen He to introduce.
"Hello everyone, I am a good man, I am..." Chen He raised his eyebrows and showed his eyebrow dance, and then said: "Chen He!"
"Okay, then let's go to the next one." Chen He just made a simple self-introduction, and Hu Xing immediately skipped over Chen He and didn't give him a speech.
"Hey, no, I haven't finished yet." Chen He said even more panicked now.
"Haha~" Hu Xing is so nasty, and he treats his senior brother like this, it is real.
"Okay, now it's time for the girls to introduce themselves." Hu Xing said that the girls introduced themselves.
"Hey, what about me? I haven't introduced myself yet." Zheng Kai walked over and grabbed Hu Xing's clothes: "Is this how you treat your brother?"
"Oh, no, the main reason is that there is not enough time, and the audience is waiting to see the girls' introduction."
"Ahaha~" Hu Xing's words instantly killed Zheng Kai.
Zheng Kai was very helpless, but Hu Xing still gave him a chance to introduce himself.
"What about you? Why didn't you introduce yourself?" Seeing that Hu Xing didn't intend to introduce himself, Liu Shishi asked him to introduce himself too.
"Yes, we also want to hear your self-introduction." Ni Ni also said that she wanted to see Hu Xing's self-introduction.
"Hello, I am the Hu Xing who almost got a Ph.D." Hu Xing briefly introduced himself
"Did you almost get a Ph. D.?" Hearing this, Yang Mi expressed that she didn't know.
"That's right!" Hu Xing replied seriously, he was indeed.
"Then why didn't you pass the exam?" Liu Shishi was curious and asked Hu Xing why he couldn't pass the exam.
"Because I studied in elementary school for eight years!"
"Pfft!" Hu Xing turned a little hastily, making Liu Shishi and the others, who were unprepared, cover their mouths and laugh instantly after hearing it.
"Hahaha~" Deng Chao and the others laughed again; the female guest covered her mouth and squatted on the ground laughing.
The directors of the column group were similar, and no one expected that Hu Xing would finally say such a reason.
"Xiao Di, did Hu Xing really go to elementary school for eight years?" Yang Mi really hadn't heard about it.
"This is really true." Di Lieba looked at Hu Xing in a different way.
"If he hadn't been in elementary school for eight years, he wouldn't have been at the same table with me for so many years," Di Lieba said.
"What do you mean?" Yang Mi still didn't understand.
"Hu Xing was born in 90, and I was born in 92. In theory, he went to elementary school two years earlier than me."
"Later, when he was in the third grade of elementary school, when he saw me who had just entered the first grade, he deliberately stayed in the first grade and became my classmate, and I was at the same table as me."
"That is to say, from my Xiao Xue's first grade to the current junior year, we transferred from elementary school to art college together, went to art college together, and went to university together."
"It can be said that we were all classmates in our study career, and we were all at the same table in elementary school (art school period) and university these years." After Di Lieba explained, the audience was even more surprised. Hu Xing and Di Lieba are still childhood sweethearts.
No wonder they can hurt each other so much.
No wonder, when looking at Hu Xing, I can always see Di Lieba's shadow.
When watching Di Lieba, there will also be the shadow of Hu Xing.
Although they haven't dated yet, they are already very married.
"For you, he would rather let himself go to elementary school for two more years, and become classmates with you; where can he find such a boy?" Ni Ni thinks that Hu Xing is really very good for Di Lieba. .
"Actually, he personally doesn't like acting, nor does he like acting; but he also chose to act with me in order to go to college with me." Di Lieba was actually very moved. Hu Xing has done for her these years of all this.
Chapter 0041 I'm sorry, then we are not suitable
"Then, it's the girls' turn to introduce themselves now." As the host, Hu Xing wanted to bring up these topics for the guests to pick up.
"Hello everyone, I'm baby." When baby introduced himself like this, Hu Xing said, "Chinese name?!"
"Uh, Yang Ying!" The baby didn't know much about reality shows.
But Hu Xing is not used to your problem. As a Chinese, if you take an English stage name, it doesn't talk about you.
But on a reality show, if you are asked to introduce yourself, you are Chinese and you are in China, so you have to say your Chinese name, there is no need to use your foreign name to speak.
"Do you have an alias?" Hu Xing asked if there was any interesting alias
"AB?" When the baby said that, Hu Xing laughed and said, "It's not called AB, so it sounds better than YY."
"Haha~" It's just right, Yang Ying's pinyin, the first two letters happen to be YY...
"YY is too ugly, isn't it? It's weird, okay." Baby said speechlessly.
"It's right to be weird. On reality shows, nice aliases won't appear, only weird aliases are interesting." Hu Xing said with a smile.
"Yes, our Hu Xing is still called 'Speaking English'." Deng Chao interjected at this time, saying that Hu Xing's alias is Jiang Yingyu.
"Ahaha~" Well, when Deng Chao mentioned Hu Xing's alias again, even he himself laughed with his head down. He often walks by the river without getting his shoes wet.
"Okay, next... pass!" Hu Xing just wanted to say the next one, but when he saw it was Yang Mi, he immediately gave it a pass.
"Why?!" Hu Xing wanted to jump over him, but Yang Mi walked over unconvinced.
Scared, Hu Xing backed away quickly, and said, "Okay, you come here."
"Hi everyone, my name is Yang Mi..."
"Ah! Isn't your name Xijiao Yang?!" Yang Mi just said her name, and Hu Xing immediately broke the stage.
"Haha~" When they heard this alias, Deng Chao and the others thought of Yang Mi's other alias: Yang Skunk.
This alias is very taboo, and Hu Xing is naturally not good at talking nonsense on the show.
When I said 'Washing Feet Yang', the audience already thought of 'Yang Smelly Feet'.
"Jiang Yingyu, you will fall in love with my feet one day." Yang Mi threatened Hu Xing through gritted teeth.
"Impossible." Hu Xing shook his head resolutely, but Yang Mi didn't care.
"How old are you?" Hu Xing changed the subject and asked Yang Mi how old she is now.
"Hey, can't you just ask a girl's age?!" Yang Mi obviously didn't intend to tell her age, but Hu Xing said, "Are you a pig? I asked you to tell your age to let you One more second of footage."
"How dare you talk to your boss like that?" Yang Mi asked Hu Xing angrily.
"I even said Liu Shishi is my daughter-in-law in front of my future daughter-in-law, what else would I dare not do now?" Hu Xing pointed at Yang Mi with an angry smile.
"Haha~" After listening, Di Lieba and Liu Shishi laughed heartily at the same time.
"You are ruthless!" Yang Mi has nothing to do with him now.
"26 years old." Yang Mi had no choice but to announce her name.
"Ah~ I'm 26 years old, no wonder dogs are dead at your age." Hu Xing stepped on Yang Mi again at this time, which made Yang Mi even more angry and rolled her eyes.
Today, she was molested and venomous by Hu Xing. This guy really...he's going to die after recording the show.
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