Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

"Haha~" He Jiong was helping pickle the fish, but after hearing Huang Lei's routine, he couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Liying hid her face even more this time, it was so embarrassing that she didn't know how to refute.

At this time, Hu Xing asked: "Mr. Huang, do you know how to swim?"

"Yes, of course you have to be able to swim!" There are many Huang Leis, and Hu Xing won't give him a chance.

"You can swim, so what's the difference between you and a dog?" Hu Xing asked a very cute question.

"Pfft! Haha~" Zhao Liying, who was still ashamed at first, was happy now.

"..." Huang Lei was speechless, staring at Hu Xing dully, never thought that this guy could play like this?

"Hehe~" Di Lieba walked over with a smile too.

"I'm doing Liying, why did you come here against the routine?" Huang Lei was speechless and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Nonsense, who is Zhao Liying? Who is mine?"

"She's my rumored girlfriend. If you trick her, can I not help you get back?" Hu Xing's boyfriend was full of strength, supporting his rumored girlfriend.

"Hu Xingguoguo is the most handsome!" Zhao Liying gave Hu Xing a thumbs up with a sweet smile.

"Hey!" Huang Lei was really not convinced now.

"Then let me ask you, if Reba and you fell into the river at the same time, who would you save first?" Huang Lei wanted to follow Hu Xing, but Hu Xing didn't follow the routine: "Which river did you fall into? "

"What I'm asking is who do you save first, and which river does it matter?" Huang Lei said angrily.

"That won't work, you have to tell me which river I fell into, so that I can save people." Hu Xing didn't play cards according to the routine, which made Huang Lei very powerless.

"I fell into the West Lake." Huang Lei found a place and told Hu Xing.

"Reba and your mother fell into the river at the same time, who do you save first?" Huang Lei had already figured out how to trick Hu Xing.

"Designate to save Reba first!" Hu Xing said first, and then immediately said: "I don't know my mother's colleague, why save her?!"

"..." All the routines that Huang Lei had thought up were blocked at this moment.

"Haha~" Seeing Huang Lei so depressed, Teacher He and the others laughed even more recklessly.

"Teacher Huang looks aggrieved, heh~" Reba stood beside her, smiling and looking at Huang Lei who was depressed and left.

"Thank you Hu Xing, for solving many years of confusion for many male viewers in front of the TV." He Jiong felt that Hu Xing's brain circuit was really powerful.

"That's right, I don't know my mother's colleagues, so why don't I save my daughter-in-law and have to save my mother's colleagues?" Hu Xing just couldn't understand this question.

"What I'm talking about is if, if your mother and Reba fell into the water together, who would you save first?" Huang Lei felt that it was too much effort, why couldn't he fall into the routine.

"Nonsense, in this kind of weather, if my mother and Reba fall into the water at the same time, I don't need to worry about it. My mother will tell me: You save Reba first, it's too hot, I want to stay in the water longer In a while." Hu Xingshen replied, which made Huang Lei stunned again.

"Haha~" Even Reba covered her mouth and laughed tremblingly.

The same goes for He Jiong and Zhao Liying, all of them burst into laughter watching Hu Xing and Huang Lei.

Hu Xing's answer is really too tricky, and he won't give you anything at all.

"Then if Reba and your mother fell into the West Lake together in winter, who would you save first?" Huang Lei changed the question again, there should be nothing wrong with it now.

"Nonsense, I don't need to worry about it, my mother will definitely tell me: Hu Xing, don't save me, save Reba first! Mom is getting older and has more wrinkles. It is not easy to fall into the West Lake in this winter. It can be frozen for a long time to keep fresh."

"Ahaha~" Well, Hu Xing solved this problem once again, even the audience in front of the TV hugged their stomachs and laughed until tears came out.

Especially Jiang Fang, when she watched this episode, she was also amused by her son's poisonous mouth, making her laugh like a psychopath.

Reba even leaned forward and backward with a smile, never thought that her man could be so cute.

This kind of answer has trapped many men.

But for Hu Xing, these are not difficult problems at all, and he can answer them in minutes.

"Let me ask you, I didn't think too much about it. I fell into the river anyway. Your mother and I fell into the water. You can only save one. Who do you save first?" Di Lieba also asked Hu Xing, seeing How did he answer.  …

"Before answering this question, I'll ask you too." Hu Xing wanted to ask Reba back.

"If your dad and I went to find the lady and were arrested, and you only had 5000 yuan, who would you redeem first?!" After Hu Xing finished saying this, Reba felt a little strange, not right.

When Reba realized, Hu Xing quickly stood up and ran away.

"Jiang Yingyu, come back to me!" Di Lieba chased him out, pointing at his back and yelling.

"Hahaha~" Seeing this scene, He Jiong and Huang Lei felt normal, and laughed so hard that they couldn't sit still.

Hu Xing's rhetorical question has really reached its peak.

Hu Xing had already run out of the yard, but Reba was standing at the gate of the yard, pointing at Hu Xing.

"If you don't come here, you will die later." Reba grabbed the slippers, pointed at Hu Xing and threatened.

"Why? You and my mother are allowed to dive into the water, but your father and I are not allowed to go to the health care center?" Hu Xing didn't know what to do, so he used this as an analogy.

But no matter what, after this episode was broadcast, the audience laughed out loud.

Hu Xing is already quite poisonous and so simple, he feels that if he doesn't do things, he will have a bad life in this life, so after appearing on the show, Hu Xing is doing his best to make things happen.

"I've designated 4.1 to redeem you first!" Reba said through gritted teeth.

"Redemption me?" Hu Xing was very surprised, obviously he didn't expect Reba to say redeem him.

"After redeeming you, I would like to ask, why did I go to the health care center with my dad?!" Di Lieba asked angrily, but Hu Xing said: "You made a lot of kebabs, go relax Can't you just relax?"

Hu Xing's reason is a bit invincible, which made everyone laugh again.

After Hu Xing's doing things like this, the jokes of this episode really have enough weight.

The director team also found it very funny. This kid started to make a show, and the funny performance came in waves one after another, and you couldn't stop it.

After Hu Xing came back, Reba twisted his ears and kicked his butt.

Looking at how they get along like this, you can actually know how good their relationship is.

Chapter 0385 Is this really good?

"Hu Xing, are you really okay?!" Seeing Hu Xing coming back and continuing to kill fish, He Jiong asked him, "Are you kidding your mother like this?"

"It's okay, my mother is the best. When she gave birth to me, she laughed so hard that the doctors panicked." When Hu Xing mentioned this, Reba also found it funny.

"Hu Xing, you are so old, have you ever been on a blind date?" Huang Lei asked Hu Xing if he had ever been on a blind date.

"No!" Hu Xing shook his head and Reba said, "How can I be on a blind date? I grew up with him since I was a child. My aunt is not worried that he can't find a boyfriend."

"How about you, Li Ying?!" Huang Lei looked for something to talk to.

"Me neither!" Zhao Liying also said that she had never been on a blind date.

"Speaking of this blind date, I'll just give my opinion to the male audience in front of the TV." Hu Xing held a kitchen knife and looked at the camera: "It doesn't matter if it's a blind date, a relationship, or a date. "

"Don't go to the cinema, don't go to eat, those places are not practical." Hu Xing's appearance of an expert made many viewers curious and looking forward to his next words.

"Let me tell you, where is the best place to go to 19? Going to the swimming pool is the most practical."

"Why?" Zhao Liying also wanted to know why the swimming pool was the most practical.

"Go to the swimming pool first, it has several advantages."

"First, it's affordable and not expensive!"

"The second point, hehe~ What everyone likes is that you can see her good figure." When Hu Xing mentioned this benefit, He Jiong and the others basically laughed.

"The third point is that no matter how thick the putty powder she shaves, it will be pure makeup when it comes out of the water."

"Haha~" As soon as Hu Xing finished saying this, Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't help laughing again.

The audience in front of the TV was also amused by Hu Xing's unscrupulous appearance.

"Putty powder?" Di Lieba obviously knew that Hu Xing used it to describe women's makeup.

"There is also the fourth point, which is also the most important; because you taught her to swim in the swimming pool, and after the province got married, he asked you, your mother and I fell into the water, who would you save first?" Hu Xing said When it came to ideas, it happened to pick up a few ideas from him just now.

"Of course, there is the fifth point, that is, when you teach her to swim, use the swimming pool to get full first in the swimming pool, which will save you a lot of money for drinks when you go shopping on a date." Hu Xing said really , every aspect has been considered.

At this time, the audience was clapping their hands and laughing non-stop.

It is Hu Xing's bad idea that is the audience's favorite.

"It is estimated that the ticket price of our Chinese swimming pools will increase after the show is broadcast." Reba joked with a smile: "The only man who can raise the ticket prices of all Chinese swimming pools at the same time."

"What is this? Believe it or not, I can sing a song that is free on QQ Music once, and I can pay for it?" Hu Xing's words were even more exaggerated, but it did make everyone laugh.

"By the way, Reba, speaking of singing, you came to our mushroom house today, do you want to show us a dance?" He Jiong asked Reba, do you want to do a dance.

"Huh? Dancing in the sun?" Reba really never had such an experience.

"Well, let's not watch it now, we'll watch it after dinner."

"This way there will be an atmosphere." Huang Lei suggested that it would be interesting to watch it at night.

Now that we have decided to dance at night, we can do it now, no problem.

"I didn't eat zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival!!" Reba squatted down beside Hu Xing at this moment.

"You want to eat zongzi?" Hu Xing stopped and looked at Reba beside him.

"Well, I want to eat salty rice dumplings, not sweet rice dumplings."

"Sweet rice dumplings are too sweet to eat, salty rice dumplings are delicious and have meat, hee hee~" Di Lieba said that she wanted to eat salty rice dumplings, so Hu Xing knew it.

"Do you all eat salty rice dumplings?" Zhao Liying is from the north and eats sweet rice dumplings.

"I have to explain this, the audience in front of the TV should not misunderstand."

"Chinese rice dumplings are divided into north and south. Southerners like to eat salty rice dumplings, while northerners like to eat sweet rice dumplings. People who have never eaten salty rice dumplings should not say that salty rice dumplings are dark dishes; Don't say that sweet rice dumplings are not authentic."

"They are all Chinese, and there are differences between the north and the south; just as northerners are taller and burly, southerners are generally short and flexible; this is because of the terrain, but also because of diet and environment."

"Don't cause any controversy because of sweet and salty rice dumplings, it's unnecessary." Hu Xing needs to explain this to the audience at this time.

"That's right. In fact, sweet rice dumplings and salty rice dumplings are both delicious. It mainly depends on which flavor you like." Teacher He also talked about this. There was also a comparison between sweet rice dumplings and salty rice dumplings in this year's Dragon Boat Festival. .

Although this incident is not a big deal, it has indeed attracted attention.

"Reba, do you like to eat salty rice dumplings? That's because of the meat." Zhao Liying asked Reba with a smile.

"That's right. I've eaten many zongzi since I was a child, but the one made by Hu Xing is the best."