Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Take it out and open it, eat some watermelon." Xu Zheng remembered the watermelon and asked Huang Bo to fetch it.
"Should I open it now? Won't it be frozen?" Huang Bo stood up, planning to get the watermelon...
"Freeze it, let's freeze it first, and eat it in the afternoon, just to relieve the heat." He Jiong suggested to freeze it for a while before eating, after all, it is not too hot now.
With the watermelon frozen, Huang Lei started to do some work, first to set up the stove.
Hu Xing drank tea, but Xu Zheng couldn't stand it anymore. He felt that he was here, and he was embarrassed not to help with some work, so he simply got up to help.
When Xu Zheng came here, he moved heavy things, which surprised Huang Bo: "Hey, Director Xu can do it?!"
"You can do it, it's so heavy, you can carry it by yourself? Have you practiced it?" Huang Lei looked at Xu Zheng as he spoke, feeling that this guy is usually indifferent.
"Boring!" Xu Zheng denied Huang Lei's question in a very common tone from Shanghainese.
"Impossible, have you practiced?" Huang Bo didn't believe it either, Xu Zheng must have practiced.
"I'm bored! Besides, I've practiced, do you think I'm still like this?" Xu Zheng talked about his figure. If he had really practiced, he wouldn't be such a middle-aged greasy man.
"Look, those who have practiced don't help, and those who have not practiced have to work, these young people." Huang Lei definitely said this to Hu Xing.
"Wait, put it down!" Hu Xing stood up, pointing at Zhao Liying and yelling.
"???" Zhao Liying straightened up and looked at Hu Xing. What's wrong?
"Yes, it's about you, don't move." Hu Xing walked over and said, "Take this one, this one is heavier."
"..." Zhao Liying looked at Hu Xing in disgust, gave her the heavy ones, and snatched the light ones for herself?
"Hehe~" Hu Xing was so shameless, Huang Bo and the others felt very helpless.
"Can you still have some face? I am a little girl, and you let me carry such a heavy thing, and you only take half a brick?" Zhao Liying raised her foot and kicked Hu Xing's ass with a smile.
"This is just for you to exercise and keep fit." Hu Xing's excuse made Zhao Liying roll her eyes directly: "I'm too lazy to tell you!"
Hu Xing, who just said he would not work, can only come to help now.
The main reason for setting up this earthen stove is the possibility of rain today as I said just now.
If it rains, we can't use the clay stove we built last night.
Now we can only do another one, but now that the sun is shining, transplanting rice seedlings is impossible.
"For rice planting, let's go down to plant rice later." Zhao Liying said to everyone at this time
"Okay, let's go down to plant rice seedlings at five or six in the afternoon, otherwise the sun will be so big that you will suffer from heat stroke." Hu Xing agreed, and Huang Lei and He Jiong had no objections.
"Well, Hu Xing, you and Xu Zheng, come back to collect some honey." He Jiong asked Hu Xing to collect honey.
"..." Xu Zheng is really scared now, picking honey is not a good job.
"But you don't have that kind of clothes here." Xu Zheng refused in his heart.
"Yes, we have that kind of protective clothing." He Jiong went in and found this kind of clothes for Xu Zheng when he was picking honey.
"Director, what should I do if I get stung by a bee?" Hu Xing didn't refuse either, and it would be nice to go to collect honey.
"You're going to be stung by a bee. Once you sting, we'll give you 10 yuan." As soon as the director said that, Hu Xing immediately took off his clothes.
"Why are you taking off your clothes?!" Zhao Liying blushed and looked at Hu Xing who had taken off her clothes. She had a good figure
"Wow!" Hu Xing's figure caused Huang Bo and the others to scream.
"The director said, if you get stung by a bee, you will pay 10 yuan, and we can have a big meal tonight!" Hu Xing explained why he had to take off his clothes.
"Hahaha~" When they understood why Hu Xing took off his clothes, Huang Bo and the others all laughed and looked at Hu Xing like crazy.
"What are you doing, you want to exchange your body for money?" Zhao Liying still felt a little distressed, Hu Xing was really stung by a bee, he must be in pain.
"Exchanging your body for money is a skill." Hu Xing's impulsive appearance made Zhao Liying quickly ask him to put on the clothes: "Don't take the opportunity to show off your figure here, put them on quickly."
"Hu Xing, if you trade your body for money, are you really willing?" Huang Bo asked Hu Xing.
"It depends on how it is changed." Hu Xing did not change blindly, it depends on the situation.
"For example, if I give you 1000 million and slap your girlfriend, would you know how to slap her?" Huang Bo deliberately made Hu Xing difficult.
"If I don't fan Reba and get this 1000 million, Reba will definitely slap me and say to me: You are stupid, that's 1000 million."
"Haha~" Hu Xing's answer was unexpected.
"Then are you really going to slap your girlfriend for 1000 million?" Zhao Liying was dumbfounded, what kind of man is this man?
"See what you said." Hu Xing glanced at Zhao Liying contemptuously, and said, "I can slap me until I become the richest man in the world!"
"!!!!!!" Hu Xing's god replied, once again shocking everyone's ears.
"Pfft! Hahaha~" He Jiong and the others burst out laughing within a second.
Zhao Liying bit her cherry lip and looked at this guy with disgusting eyes.
"Haha~" The audience in front of the TV also laughed and watched Hu Xing in the show.
"What will Reba think after watching this episode?" He Jiong was very curious about this.
"I don't know, anyway, I plan to wait for "Longing for Life" to air, and leave Shanghai for a while." Hu Xing was telling everyone, anyway, he regretted it after he finished speaking.
"Hehe~" Huang Bo and the others laughed until their stomachs hurt, this kid is really good at talking.
"A person who can slap his girlfriend for 1000 million." Zhao Liying despised Hu Xing.
"If you were my girlfriend, someone would give me 1000 million and ask me to slap you. Excuse me, what do you think at this time?" Hu Xing pretended to be interviewing Zhao Liying.
"..." Zhao Liying was stunned, how to answer this question.
"Look, you also want the 1000 million, don't you? So if you feel wronged, just give me a slap." Hu Xing raised his hand, slapped Zhao Liying's face lightly. A slap.
"Jiang Yingyu!!!!" Hu Xing was so daring, and Zhao Liying was furious.
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"Let's go, let's go to collect honey." Xu Zheng said that he was going to collect honey, and Hu Xing also passed by.
"Put on your clothes better, don't expose your flesh, so as not to get stung." Before Hu Xing and Xu Zheng went out, they were reminded to put on their protective clothing.
"No, wait a minute, that's fine with me." Just as Xu Zheng put on the protective clothing, he felt that there was something wrong with the hat, because he was bald.
"Hehe~ If this bee is smart, it will definitely sting your bald head directly." Huang Bo stood beside him and joked with Xu Zheng.
Although this protective clothing also has a hat, but because Xu Zheng is bald, he puts on the hat now, as if he didn't wear it, because it is too thin
"Come on, just put on another layer." Hu Xing said, putting on the hat that Xu Zheng was wearing just now.
"Hehe~" Seeing them like this, He Jiong and the others laughed even more.
After taking the things, Hu Xing and Xu Zheng walked down, ready to collect honey.
"Hu Xing, have you collected honey before?" After Xu Zheng got down, he heard the bees buzzing around him. The sound was really penetrating.
"No!" Hu Xing had never collected honey before, but he said, "However, I have collected flowers!"
"..." Xu Zheng stopped and looked at Hu Xing beside him.
"Hehe~ The flower picking you mentioned has other meanings, right?!" Xu Zheng once challenged Hu Xing to the limit, and always inexplicably thought of the second meaning for his connotative words.
"Flower Picking Thief's picking flowers!" Hu Xing said with a smile, this is actually what he said about picking flowers.
"Hey~" It really was this, Xu Zheng raised his hand with a smile and high-fived Hu Xing.
"I think we have a lot to talk about, and we are very good at chatting." Xu Zheng said to Hu Xing with a smile.
"That's right." Hu Xing and Xu Zheng, uncles and nephews, were picking honey here, while the others were watching in the mushroom house. They didn't know what they were talking about, but they actually clapped back.
"What are they doing?!" Zhao Liying was curious and wanted to go over and see what they were talking about.
Why are you still smiling so happily?
"Liying, don't make excuses to cling to Hu Xing; really, when you were with him, he either complained about you or snarled you; now that he just left you and went out to work, you want to cling to him again. Aren't you uncomfortable?!" He Jiong stopped the silly girl and told her not to go over.
Zhao Liying was also embarrassed, but it was like this deep down in her heart.
When Hu Xing was around, she liked to bicker with him, but when she was more than 2 meters away from her side, she would feel very uncomfortable and always liked to follow Hu Xing.
It was as if without Hu Xing, she would have lost all motivation.
"Wow, this honey is really powerful." Hu Xing looked at the harvested honey, and really felt that it was very powerful. For him who harvested honey for the first time, it was really amazing.
They had to be careful when picking honey, but He Jiong and Zhao Liying came over.
"How's the harvest going?" He Jiong didn't dare to get too close, because they didn't wear protective clothing.
"It's pretty good." Xu Zheng and the others had almost finished picking, so they planned to go back.
After picking the honey, Hu Xing and the others went back.
Take the thing containing honey, and when you get it back, put it on the ground.
"Did you get stung?!" Zhao Liying came over, looked at Honey, and asked Hu Xing.
"No!" Hu Xing was not stung, but went in to find some honey jars.
Use these jars to hold honey very well.
"Well, no, I want to bring some honey back to Shanghai." Thinking of this, Hu Xing felt that he wanted to take some honey back, and said, "Honey can beautify the skin. Take it back and give Reba a cucumber mask."
"Does Reba still use hot masks? Do you still use whitening? She is so beautiful, what else do you want her to be beautiful?" He Jiong heard that and said Hu Xing not to go too far.
"Hee hee~" Seeing everyone praising his girlfriend so much, Hu Xing smiled like a fat man of two hundred catties.
"It's a pity, honey can't enlarge breasts!" Hu Xing said this to Zhao Liying.
"Get out!" Zhao Liying yelled at Hu Xing angrily, hurry up and get out.
"Haha~" Hu Xing laughed terribly, while Huang Bo and the others were also very helpless.
"No, why are you standing there stupidly? We've picked all the honey, and you just look at it like this?"
"You just knew to let us work, why don't you see you working?" After putting the honey away, Hu Xing asked these idle old people...
"Isn't this being done?!" Huang Lei was starting a fire right now.
"I'm talking about Huang Bo and Mr. He, because Xu Zheng and I went down to collect honey, so they are happy to have a leisurely time?" Hu Xing walked out again after speaking.
"The key is that we want to plant rice seedlings, but the sun is too big." He Jiong found a reason.
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