Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Hahaha~" Hu Xing talked about Zhang Jie, and the praise that was originally praising Deng Chao suddenly turned into mocking Zhang Jie.
"That's right, it's really weak!" Xie Na also said that Zhang Jie was not strong enough.
"Is Zhang Jie weak? Is Zhang Jie weak?" Hu Xing disagreed now, and said: "Zhang Jie is weak because of who is weak? Isn't it because of your excessive needs? "
"Hahaha~" Every word Hu Xing says now seems to hit everyone's point of laughter.
"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Xie Na covered his face and bent over laughing again.
"Stop talking nonsense, Hu Xing, don't you look at the current atmosphere?" Deng Chao told Hu Xing to stop talking and put some water quickly so that he could win the game.
"What atmosphere? Don't give up anyway!" Hu Xing bent his legs while supporting Di Lieba up.
"Idiot, even if you win, your status at home will not change, but it will be different for me."
"Brother, I will rely on this one time to change my status at home!" Deng Chao said so, making everyone laugh again, even Sun Li couldn't help it.
The recording scene at this time can be described as constant laughter.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
"Go away! Try playing it again?!" Deng Chao roared loudly when he heard this.
"No, no, Reba, block me with your knee." Hu Xing said surprisingly.
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's request made everyone present burst into laughter.
At the same time, when the show was broadcast, the audience in front of the TV was also instantly burst into laughter by Hu Xing, and some even rolled on the sofa laughing.
I couldn't hold it back anymore and wanted to release the poisonous gas. There was really no other way, so I asked Reba to block it with her knee?
Fortunately, he can think of this way.
Chapter 0202 damn, do not play
"Haha~" Chen He and the others lay on the ground laughing until they gasped.
"How do you block it?" Reba simply cooperated with Hu Xing and asked him how to block it.
"No, no, no, it's not somewhere, ah! It's a wrong press, the ball is about to deflate." After Hu Xing was pressed somewhere, he yelled in pain.
"Where is that?!" Di Lieba didn't know now, so she asked Hu Xing.
"Nonsense, you don't know where it is? Don't you have it yourself?!" Hu Xing spoke nonsense.
"Haha~" Now there is no one on the scene who can not laugh out loud.
Not to mention Li Chen, Wang Zulan, Xie Na, and Zhang Jie, even all the staff of the column team under the camera were all so shocked by Hu Xing that they almost died of laughter.
"Haha~" Sun Li also laughed, and it was a laborious one.
"Stop it! Come out!" Hu Xing struggled and yelled, shaking his head, as if I really don't want to put poison gas in such an imageless way anymore.
"Where is it? To be more specific?" Di Lieba still had time to ask where it was.
"Inside the pants!" Hu Xing said angrily.
"Nonsense!" Di Lieba felt that this was nonsense, not inside the pants, but outside.
"You also know it's nonsense? Where do you ask if you know it's nonsense?" Hu Xing stared angrily.
"I don't know either, who knows if the positions of men and women are the same?!" Di Lieba defended herself.
"I'll bite you to death later." Hu Xing gritted his teeth after the operation: "When you kicked my ass, you kicked it every time. If you block it once, you don't know where you are?"
"Haha~" Hu Xing's ridiculous words now came out one sentence after another, but this made it miserable for the other people watching the game and the audience watching the show.
"I'm used to kicking." Di Lieba was still bickering with Hu Xing at this time.
"Listen carefully and listen to the sound. Where there is an air leak, it will be blocked. Do you understand?" As soon as Hu Xing finished speaking, there was a real air leak.
"Pfft! Puff!" Twice, very rhythmic voice.
"Pey coal!!" Deng Chao raised his legs to support his daughter-in-law Sun Li. It was strenuous enough, but Hu Xing still used this method.
"Did you hear it?" Hu Xing even had the leisure to ask Di Lieba, where did you hear it?
The situation on Hu Xing's side is full of situations, and his leisurely and shameless behavior, but let the audience appreciate what it means to be thick-skinned.
"I heard it! But didn't you let it go, and you still want to block it?"
"Stop it! Block it! It must be blocked in order not to continue leaking air later and harm people." It is good for Hu Xing not to speak, as long as he speaks, the audience in front of the TV can laugh and cry.
"No, daughter-in-law, I really can't do it anymore." Deng Chao felt that he could not hold on any longer, and said, "It's not that I can't hold on, but that I'm about to be poisoned."
The golden sentence on Deng Chao's side also broke out, obviously it was caused by Hu Xing.
"It's okay, the poison has been poisoned for a long time, continue to persist." Sun Li didn't intend to make her husband feel better, so Deng Chao laughed angrily: "Are you really my wife?"
"Didn't you say, let me see your real man side?" Sun Li just laughed.
"Wow, you already have children, yet Deng Chao hasn't shown his real man's side yet?" Hu Xing said sarcastic remarks next to him, mocking Deng Chao.
"Haha~" Li Chen and the others understood in seconds what Hu Xing was referring to.
"Ugh~~~" Deng Chao is very broken now, feeling as if he is going to die.
"Hu Xing is serious, help brother once, give up, anyway, you are just a couple for business, not a real couple!" Deng Chao said in pain now.
"You know we're for commercial use?!" Hu Xing resented Deng Chao, unwilling to admit defeat.
"Stop rambling, you didn't get the certificate anyway, so there's no need to be so serious." Deng Chao was already sweating and his legs were shaking.
"No! I want Reba to see my spirit of not giving up and not admitting defeat." Hu Xing was still insisting.
"Now, please do five leg curls in a row!" The director reminded the two pairs of partners to do five consecutive times.
"Drip! Drip!" The director blew the whistle, Hu Xing supported Reba with both feet, and Deng Chao supported Sun Li with both feet, doing leg bends five times in a row.
"Uh ha~" After Deng Chao finished, he suddenly realized that he really couldn't hold on anymore.
"Ha~" Hu Xing also felt it, and said, "Daughter-in-law, let's discuss something, how about losing weight?"
"What to lose, I'm only 90 catties." Reba publicly disclosed her weight.
"How do I feel, you now have 200 catties." Hu Xing insisted, gritted his teeth.
"That's just your illusion." Di Lieba was very satisfied with her figure.
"Daughter-in-law, didn't you say that you are only 90? Why do I feel that you are not?" Deng Chao also doubted his wife's weight, feeling wet.
"How much do I weigh, don't you have any idea?" Sun Li said angrily.
The other Zhang Jie and Xie Na watched, not knowing which of these two people would be unable to support in the end.
"Okay, now 1 minute has passed, 7 times in a row." The director reminded them, this time it will be 7 times in a row
"No, can I not do it? The poisonous gas that I was suppressed by Reba is constantly leaking out." Hu Xing said this, which meant that he was about to lose his grip.
"Again?!" Hearing this, Deng Chao asked Hu Xing in a panic, is he planning to let go again?
"Haha~" Deng Chao's terrified tone made the people watching the theater laugh even more.
"Sorry, Master Liu made me a bowl of noodles yesterday, and put a lot of scallions on it." Hu Xing said seriously.
"Drip! Drip! Drip~" The director blew the whistle, and Hu Xing and Deng Chao started to make it.
"Puff! Puff! Puff!" Very well, when Hu Xing supported Reba's body and bent his legs, because his legs were bent, Reba's weight was pressed down, Hu Xing failed to close the door tightly, and let go after bending his legs once A poisonous gas, but also very rhythmic.
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing bent his legs seven times in a row, and he fired seven gas bombs in a row.
"Damn! Don't play anymore!" Deng Chao couldn't help it now, Hu Xing was too hurt, and asked him to put Sun Li down directly, saying that he didn't play anymore.
"Haha~" Seeing Deng Chao give up, even the directors bowed down with laughter.
However, this made it hard for the viewers watching the show. What Hu Xing did in this game really made many people laugh until their stomach hurts.
It is also from this program that more people know about Hu Xing.
He is so handsome, but he can always do things that damage his image.
It is precisely because of this that more audiences fall in love with Hu Xing, who has no idol baggage.
"Ouch! Ooh!" Deng Chao retched after sitting up, apparently because of Hu Xing's gas bombs.
Deng Chao's reaction made all the members lie on the ground again and roll with laughter.
And Hu Xing acted like a normal person, while Reba knelt behind Hu Xing, hugging Hu Xing very clingy.
In her opinion, no matter how ugly Hu Xing is, he is her beloved Hu Xing.
Chapter 0203 don't say this can die?
"No, is it really good for you to do this show?!" Xie Na is also the host, knowing that doing this show is obviously not good.
"What's wrong? We are an outdoor reality show, don't use your indoor studio variety show to compare with us." Hu Xing reminded Xie Na, you must understand that this is a reality show.
"Reality shows, what the audience wants to see is the celebrity's usual embarrassment and embarrassment in private, so that they will feel real, and will not be considered as prescribed by the script like indoor variety shows."
"Although we also have tasks and rules, how to do the tasks and what accidents will happen are beyond the guesswork of the program team and the audience."
"It's like the embarrassment I showed just now, although it's embarrassing and has no image."
"But this way, the audience can't guess our routines, and they don't know what will happen in the next second, so they like it, understand?" As the host, Hu Xing may be considered a newcomer.
But he understands better what the audience wants to see.
"But you don't have any image anymore." Zhang Jie still has a bit of idol baggage.
"The image is not important, the important thing is to lose the image and make thousands of viewers laugh out loud. This is the purpose of our reality show variety show." Hu Xing's words can be said to have awakened many people.
"Isn't it true that as long as you make a show funny, you can do anything? 413" Xie Na is also the host, so he is naturally qualified to ask Hu Xing this question.
"Yes, as long as I don't break the law, I can make any jokes on variety shows." Hu Xing said this from the heart, and it is precisely because of these words that the audience saw the most real star.
"Even if you will be scolded and misunderstood afterwards, will you continue to do it?" Xie Na asked Hu Xing.
"In my mind, being on a variety show is to be entertaining, and it's funny enough."
"If you are on the show, you can't let it go, and you care too much about your identity and status, then you don't want to come on the show, why?"
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