Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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This beauty came to ask for directions. After Hu Xing understood, Di Lieba planned to tell her.
"Oh, Qipu Road Clothing Wholesale Market?" Hu Xing spoke, which made Di Lieba not plan to talk about it, because Hu Xing said it alone.
"That's right, brother, can you tell me how to get there?" the beauty asked politely.
But she didn't know what was going on, she didn't know that Hu Xing in front of her was a star.
It is also understandable, after all, Hu Xing has not yet reached the point where every household knows each other.
Some entrepreneurs are busy starting a business and doing business every day. It is not surprising that they do not know him.
"Go forward, turn left after walking about 100 meters, turn left and walk 200 meters, and then you will see a handsome guy at the intersection putting a film on his phone. Remember, it must be the handsome guy who put a film on his phone."
"After you see him, go to the intersection on the right. After walking for about 30 meters, you will arrive at Xujiahui." Hu Xing explained solemnly before, but when he came to the back, he suddenly reversed, annoyed Said to the beautiful woman: "There are many people over there, where do you go to ask?"
"..." The beauty listened for a long time, but Hu Xing told her to ask elsewhere?
"Puff~" Di Lieba, who was standing beside her, was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"Hahaha~" Deng Chao and Sun Li, who had just arrived, also laughed and looked at Hu Xing.
"What are you doing? People are just asking for directions, what are you doing?" Sun Li couldn't help but say Hu Xing.
"What's wrong with asking for directions? Can you call me big brother if you ask for directions?"
"Brother? Do I look so old? Still call me big brother?" Hu Xing complained very unhappy
"Haha~" Deng Chao and the others all laughed when they understood the reason why Hu Xing was unwilling to show the way.
Including after the show was broadcast, when the audience saw this, they were all taken aback by Hu Xing's actions, just because others called you big brother and called you old-fashioned, so they didn't give directions.
Other celebrities, if they are really asked for directions in front of the camera, they will definitely use a good image to show them the way, but Hu Xing just doesn't.
You don't sound good when you speak, and it doesn't sound good when you call him, big brother?Too old-fashioned, I won't show you the way if I'm not happy.
Hu Xing's different reaction from others made the audience laugh like a fool.
I have said so much before, but at the end I will say, 'there are so many people over there, where do you go to ask'.
As I said earlier, others really thought you would tell them how to get there, but it turned out that you were fine. You talked a lot of nonsense before, and the last sentence is the key point.
"Hey, this big brother..."
"What big brother, do I look so old? Tell little brother that you can die?" Hu Xing said angrily.
"Haha~" Now even this young lady realized that she seemed to have said something wrong
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was a little flustered when I came to Shanghai for the first time." The beauty explained, and Hu Xing understood.
"Sister, the place you are going to is..." Reba kindly told the beauty the way.
"Is it true? You don't want me to ask over there again?!" This young lady was really scared, because she was played by Hu Xing just now.
"Puchi! No." Reba covered her mouth and smiled, while Hu Xing was bored.
"You are really a loss." Deng Chao complained about Hu Xing, it was really a loss.
"This eldest sister, where are you from?" Hu Xing also asked the other party with such an unpleasant name.
"Ah? I'm from Guangxi." The beauty answered Hu Xing.
"Oh, you are from Guangxi? Do you Zhuang people all look like this?" Hu Xing looked at the beautiful woman from Guangxi in surprise.
"That's right, otherwise we Zhuang people would have grown exaggeratedly?" the beauty asked a little vainly.
"I thought you Zhuang people don't wear clothes, just wear banana leaves, and chatting with people is like a folk song?" Hu Xing, who had never seen the world, once again made the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha~" Sun Li and the others were taken aback by Hu Xing's cute idea again.
"What the hell, we Guangxi Zhuang people, in your impression, chatting is like talking to folk songs?" This young lady also really admires Hu Xing's imagination.
Chapter 0199 how dirty
"Thank you!" The beautiful woman who asked for directions thanked her and left.
Until the show was broadcast, her friend told her that she was on TV, but she still hadn't recovered.
Later, I told her that the star you met was the most popular variety show running boy group, and this beauty realized that she seemed to have missed something~.
"What the hell? Doesn't this beauty know us?" Chen He was so hurt that he didn't know them.
"Forget it, we don't know so many people in China, and there are inevitably some who don't know us." Hu Xing didn't care.
After entering the mall, they are ready to do the task.
"What is this for?!" Walking in, I saw a lot of hammers made of plastic film prepared here.
"Great, we can finally have a fight." When Hu Xing saw these things, he couldn't help saying excitedly that he could finally have a legitimate fight on the show.
"Hehe~" Di Lieba and the others came in, and when they saw these things, they almost understood what they were doing.
"Then what else is better than teaming up with Li Chen to play this kind of game?" Wang Zulan had already seen the victory beckoning to him.
"Don't bring such a thing, my wife is here, just play such a violent mission?" Deng Chao feels that this is not okay
"Today's first task is love and war, the attack of plastic film." The director said the theme of this task and asked them to get ready.
"The main thing is how to beat? Beat to death, or beat to death?!" Hu Xing couldn't bear it anymore and asked the director.
"Haha~" Hu Xing exaggerated, Chen He and the others all laughed and looked at the director.
"No, this is too violent." Xie Na felt that this game cannot be played like this.
"This is violence? Why don't you say violence when you women beat our men at home?"
"Let's Zhang Jie, since we got married, you've beaten us up like that." Hu Xing and Xie Na got into a fight.
"No, okay, brother cut always beats me up." Xie Na defended.
"Ah~~" Xie Na said that, and Hu Xing used a very lewd expression, showing that I understand.
"Haha~" Hu Xing was just an expression, which made Deng Chao, Chen He and the others think of something, that's why they laughed so connotatively.
"Haha~" Xie Na also knew that they were wrong.
"I know, usually men take the initiative to attack, and women are passively beaten." Hu Xing apparently agreed with Xie Na's statement, but in fact he was implying something else.
"Hey, don't think about such nasty things, okay?" Sun Li couldn't help it.
"Is it obscene? No, why? When you women beat us men, do you think it's justified? When we men beat your women, do you become obscene?"
"Oh, if you have such an idea, why did you go early? When you were beaten by our men, you were obviously very happy." Hu Xing said it stepping on the scale.
"Haha~" Zheng Kai and Chen He clapped their hands, knowing exactly what Hu Xing was talking about.
"Jiang Yingyu, please be quiet!" Di Lieba said and slapped her over.
"Slap!" Hu Xing received a slap on the back, and it was a real slap.
"Ah!" Hu Xing was beaten, of course he wailed while clutching his back.
"Today's task is, there are two platforms on the foam, and the couples of the two teams send one person to stand on it first, and if they push the other partner off the platform, they will win." The director told them this task.
"But this is so beneficial to Li Chen." Xie Na raised his objection.
"No, I'm not feeling well today." Li Chen quickly said that he was not feeling well today.
"No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look good." Sun Li felt that Li Chen was acting too much, acting as if he was uncomfortable and weak.
"Really." Li Chen said seriously.
"I don't believe it!" Xie Na still didn't believe that Li Chen would really feel uncomfortable.
"Nonsense, men are not feeling well, can you women see it? After your cut brother is done, he looks like he is fine, but in fact he is not feeling well."
"Pfft!" Well, as long as Hu Xing speaks, the whole scene and atmosphere will become indecent.
"Haha~" Chen He and Zheng Kai clapped their hands again.
"Why are you talking about me?!" Zhang Jie felt flustered, why did he talk about him again.
"Nonsense, you came today, how many words have you said?"
"I took hundreds of thousands of acting fees, came to Running Man just to visit here, and then took hundreds of thousands of salary to slap my ass and leave? That's such a good thing." Hu Xing told Zhang Jie to give up.
"Hehe~" Xie Na couldn't help but look at Zhang Jie with a smile.
"Remember, all the audience in front of the TV, and all the stars in the circle."
"As for the running man, the acting fee starts at hundreds of thousands; but when you come and get paid, you have to be prepared to be played by us, played by us, and bullied by us, otherwise you want to get paid, Being an invisible person doesn't exist." Hu Xing looked at the camera and warned all the stars in the circle.
"Haha~" Even the director laughed now, Hu Xing is courageous enough.
But that's exactly what I want, otherwise, many people would come here to get popular, thinking that after getting paid, they don't work hard to make the show interesting, so of course it doesn't exist.
Maybe Deng Chao and the others will look at other people's face and not play too much.
But Hu Xing will not, since you came to Running Man, and Running Man is a reality show, you come and get paid for acting, then you will be molested, complained, and played by the host guests here, so that they are running men The acting fee is only worth it.
This is why, Hu Xing's program is deeply loved by directors.
"But director, we have five teams of couples here today. If it's a two-two confrontation, is there one left?" Di Lieba understood the rules of the mission.
"Yes, so, before this mission starts, we are going to play a small game."
"The side that wins this game can directly enter the finals, and at the same time, this pair of partners can also carry out the confrontation assignment of the next game." The task given by the director is also what everyone wants.
"Now, please Hu Xing and Reba come forward and demonstrate to everyone that the fingers of love are tightly intertwined." The director invited the two of them to come out and demonstrate
"Hu Xing lay down on his back first, and then raised his feet. Di Lieba stood up and bent over. Hu Xing's feet supported your lower abdomen, and you clasped your fingers together." The director explained the demonstration movements, and Hu Xing followed suit while lying down Do.
"Do you want to take off your shoes?" Hu Xing asked Di Lieba if she should take off her shoes, and she would not feel uncomfortable if she took off some.
Chapter 0200 Jiang Yingyu!too much
"No need, just come directly." Di Lieba leaned over as she said, and when Hu Xing was wearing shoes to support Reba's lower abdomen, Reba saw that she was wearing white clothes, and said decisively: "Or Take off your shoes."
"..." Hu Xing, who was lying on the ground, looked at this woman with an angry smile and speechless.
"Haha~" Di Lieba and Hu Xing didn't understand each other, making the people watching them smile.
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