Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

"Ah, oh, I understand." Since it was Zheng Xiulu's words, then Zhang Yixing could fully understand.

Zheng Xiulu, a moving iceberg, might really be able to chase Hu Xing with a knife.

"Brother, how much money do girls need to support them?" Zhang Yixing, who is single, doesn't understand this at all.

Hearing this, Hu Xing shrugged and said with a disdainful smile: "Endless things, what are you talking about?"

Both Zhao Liying and Yuan Yanyan fell silent.

"Hehe~" After noticing his sister-in-law's expression, Zhang Yixing smiled.

Hu Xing didn't look at his wife, but just read the script silently.

"Zhang Yixing, if your girlfriend is on her period, what would you do?" Yuan Yanyan asked his partner Zhang Yixing to see how he would answer.

"Drink more hot water?" Zhang Yixing was straightforward, but he was right.

"Then just wait to be beaten." Hu Xing told Zhang Yixing, just wait to be beaten.

"Isn't that right? Didn't everyone say that drinking more hot water is enough?" Although Zhang Yixing is single now, Zhang Yixing has been in a relationship before, so he knows a little bit.

"Yixing, you have to understand that when women are on their menstrual period, they are at their worst." Hu Xing said this, and Zhao Liying glared at her sharply.

"Why?!" Zhang Yixing didn't understand, so he simply asked Hu Xing, the elder brother.

"Why do you say women do it during their menstrual period?"

"First of all, the menstrual period is coming, and the stomach hurts and feels uncomfortable. It is right to drink more water."

"But the girl at this time knows that this is right, but she insists on doing it, so she makes all kinds of troubles, and you take her to the hospital to see a doctor, but the doctor said after seeing it: drink more hot water. ;This is work, and they still drink more hot water after doing it, but they enjoy it all the time. Every time they have their menstrual period, they have to do this. Once it may be weak, twice it may be pleading for distress, and three times it may be nothing. .”

"But it's enough to do it four or five times? You have to do it when you know that drinking more water is enough." Hu Xing said while being beaten by his wife.

"Also, why do you say that you are cheap?"

"You said it's right to drink more hot water during menstruation, but they have to go to the hospital to find a doctor, and spend money to get the doctor to tell you to drink more hot water, so that they will feel comfortable. Do you think it's cheap?"

"I don't believe what my husband said, drink more hot water, but I want to give you money. The doctor said to you: It's okay, just drink more hot water. With this money, buy some brown sugar for your boyfriend to make brown sugar water for you, and it can also reflect your manliness." A friend's gentleness and consideration." When it comes to complaints, no one can complain about women better than Hu Xing.

All the female stars present covered their faces, obviously what Hu Xing said was right.

"You have to remember that a woman who doesn't work is not a woman; especially during menstruation, a woman who doesn't work is definitely not a woman." Hu Xingyu patted Zhang Yixing's shoulder earnestly and told him

"Then what should I do?" Zhang Yixing didn't understand, so he still wanted to ask Hu Xing.

"Anyway, you can do whatever you want, but you can't say drink more hot water. If you say this, you will not only be beaten to death, but you may even become a single dog..."

"Haha~" It was true, and now all the women present couldn't help clapping their hands and laughing.

"You know, Northeast women are the toughest, right?"

"One time, your sister-in-law Song Jia told me that my stomach hurts."

"I happened to have something to do at the time, so I told her: Drinking more hot water is really helpful."

"In the end, she came to me and said: Is it more useful to take a bath?"

"Pfft!" At this moment, Zhao Liying and Yuan Yanyan who were beside them spit out the water from their mouths.

"Haha~" Sure enough, Song Jia was Song Jia, there was nothing wrong with her.

Zhang Yixing looked at Hu Xing in bewilderment, and the latter also looked world-weary.

"Do you want to fall in love?" Hu Xing asked the younger brother if he wanted to fall in love.

"Yes, I want to fall in love." After being single for so long, he also wants to fall in love

"Is it bad to smoke, or bad to drink? When it comes to love, what to talk about, whoever talks about it will regret it." Hu Xing's classic words came again.

"Do you think you have too much money, or do you have a good temper, and you want to find a girlfriend to spend your money and still lose your temper and order you around? Love is ridiculous." Zhao Liying's ear has already been twisted by Hu Xing.

"Don't fall in love, either get married directly, or find a friend with benefits directly, what kind of love is it?"

"When you get married, let her have a 2.0 child, let her take care of the child every day, so that they don't have so much time to do it, and then you take care of her as a matter of course."

"Either you find a friend with benefits, and after you pay, you'll be settled, and no one will be hurt by anyone."

"Dating? Heh, it doesn't necessarily mean that if I fall in love with you, I will definitely get married."

"When you fall in love, you must first pass her level, and then you have to pass her girlfriend level, and after passing the girlfriend level, if you have a younger brother, you have to pass the brother-in-law level; the brother-in-law level is over. , you still have to pass the test of her former lover and your future father-in-law; after passing this test, you still have the test of high gift money, house, and car. After you pass these, you will find that, What's more, there is also a hurdle of marrying far away;."

"After marrying far away, her relatives and friends are not in your city. At this time, she will hesitate whether to marry you or not."

Chapter 1732 Why not touch feelings?

"I'm so desperate to get married. There is one more question. Whose family will celebrate the Spring Festival?"

"If you go back to your natal home with your wife for the New Year, your own parents will be disappointed and unhappy; if you don't accompany your wife back to your natal home for the New Year, your wife will be unhappy all the time. You say that she is the only daughter in your natal home. If you don't go home for the New Year, your natal family is lonely."

"Oh yes, after the hurdle of where is the Chinese New Year, you still have the hurdle of whether you want a daughter or a son? You like your daughter, and she says that you only miss the lover in your previous life; if you say you like your son, she will definitely It will say that you are patriarchal." When Hu Xing finished listing these things, Zhang Yixing was stunned.

Zhao Liying was already laughing while holding her daughter, as long as she was a woman, she would laugh out loud at Zhang Yixing's bewildered look.

He is still too simple, let your elder brother teach you a lesson.

"So, love? Why don't you touch love?"

"Love is better than cigarettes, better than wine, or better than games?"

“爱情，真要是爱情，你就会发现，女朋友穿少点自己吃醋，别人家女朋友穿的少穿的好看，你看都不敢多看一眼，多看一眼你就挨揍。”

"Your girlfriend and her opposite sex are a little closer to 19. You feel bad. You keep her away from the opposite sex, but they say it's just pure friendship; and we, when we get closer to the opposite sex, immediately put on a face: Who is this little goblin? , The little guy had a great time chatting, do you want to find me a sister? Yes, slap over and break up; no, slap over and say: Then you still have such a good chat with her." Hu Xingjili groaned.

Zhang Yixing was taken aback for a moment by what he said.

"You think it's over? It's not over yet."

"After falling in love, you have to do adult things. If you miss a second, she will look at you coldly; if you want to rest for a night, she will tell you: My mother told me that a man keeps a distance from you. Either I don't like you, or I have a physical problem; or I have a psychological obstacle, and I used to have a shadow; which one are you?" Hu Xing said, Zhang Yixing was still in a daze.

"You say: I'm neither; I just want to go back and watch TV."

"At this time, she will definitely tell you: So, TV series and movies are more attractive than me? At this time, you will say no; but she will also ask: Is it because I am not as good-looking as the actresses in it? You are also sure Say no."

"It's all like this, you must not be in the mood to watch movies and TV dramas, just say: I just want to watch the animal world."

"Watching a film and television drama, she said that you like female stars and don't like her; but you can only say that you look at the animal world, and that's over, she definitely said: You would rather look at animals than look at me?" All the scripts fell out and I didn't even know it.

"If you say you don't watch the animal world, you say you watch anime, right? She will definitely say: What, do you think I am old, or do you think I am old?"

"Okay, you can't watch movies and TV dramas, you can't watch Animal World, and you can't watch anime, so let's watch food shows? Okay, she will definitely say: Are you telling me that my cooking is not delicious? "

"You can't watch gourmet shows, so you'll think, I'll watch the headquarter of variety shows, right? At this time, she will say: Just tell me, I'm not funny." Hu Xing stopped here , and took a sip of water from the water glass next to her.

"Oh yes, maybe it's not watching TV, but I don't want to accompany her just because of work."

"Then she will say, "Every day, besides work, can you spend more time with me? If you like work so much, you live with work, and why don't you fall in love with me?"

"Do you think it's over like this? When your girlfriend goes to sleep, you give up watching TV, give up continuing to work, and want to go in to accompany her, she will say: Don't make trouble, I'm so tired, today's menstrual period, I don't want to do it .”

"At this time, do you have ten thousand mud horses passing by in your heart?" Zhang Yixing nodded silently to Hu Xing's question.

"Haha~" Everyone in the crew looked at Hu Xing and Zhang Yixing and laughed.

"That's right, even if there are [-] alpacas passing by, you will forcefully smile and say to her: It's okay, let's sleep."

"Do you think you can sleep like this? Brother, I'm thinking too much."

"At this time, she will say to you: Is it very disappointed; you say no, she says you must have it; you say you really don't have it; she says you yell at me? You say no; she says you have it... okay , don't sleep tonight."

"When you don't want to quarrel with her and want to go out to sleep on the sofa, she will tell you: You would rather sleep on the sofa than apologize to me."

"If you want to apologize, she will say, you really admitted that you yelled at me, oh~ I grew up, and my parents were reluctant to yell at me, but you did this to me. pass."

"At this time, you must be coaxing her, right? Come on, this is getting worse, women are getting more and more enthusiastic about coaxing; because at this time, you basically have to be more servile than a slave to coax her well."

At this time, Zhang Yixing was completely stunned, so what is his love life like?

From Zhang Yixing's bewildered expression, one could fully see his mood and what he was thinking at the moment.

Zhao Liying, Yuan Yanyan and the others were already out of breath from laughing.

Although what Hu Xing said about 257 is exaggerated, well, some of them actually did one of these things similar to what Hu Xing said.

It's just that Hu Xing combined the looks of several women and said it together.

If there is such a woman, as Hu Xing said, such a woman can be described by Hu Xing's words: If you don't break up, you can keep it for the New Year?

"Then what should I do?" Zhang Yixing came to his senses, and asked Hu Xing what to do.

"What else can I do, don't fall in love, get married directly, no matter whether you have feelings or not, as long as you think this woman looks good and has a good figure, then get married."

"At least you can avoid a lot of weird things in dating, and you can go straight to it when you get married."

"If she can't stand you, her divorce means a second marriage; it's not good for a woman to get married after a second marriage."

"Men are more attractive in second marriages. This is our advantage."

"If after marriage, you think she's a nice person, then get along with her little girl and treat her well."

"If after marriage, her character is not good, you should communicate with her and let her change. If she doesn't listen, then leave; you won't suffer anyway, right?" This kind of big brother is too bad Zhao Liying didn't stop her, letting him brainwash such a simple child as Zhang Yixing.

Chapter 1733 Who else can't hate?

"Recording again?" Hu Xing asked when he saw the cameraman and director of "My Kid" coming.

"That's right." Knowing that he was filming, the staff came over.

I filmed some details of Hu Xing's daily life, and now I also record some of Hu Xing's appearance at work for the audience to see, which is also very good, and the audience also likes it.

"When will our show be broadcast?" Hu Xing didn't know when it would be broadcast.

"Next month, that is, the first week of next year." The director told Hu Xing.

"That's still early, there's still about half a month to go." If that's the case, it means there's still half a month to go, so that's just right.

If you want to record it, just record it, anyway, there is nothing, he just does it as usual.

Anyway, this is nothing, he just reads the script carefully, and from time to time he also checks the lines with his partner.

There are still a lot of handsome guys here, and there are even small fresh meats.