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Chapter 1637 I saw a man looking for Miss

At this time, Li Sisi who was in the live broadcast room was about to cry. She didn't feel it when she was on the live broadcast just now, but when she just sat down and was broadcasting the news, she felt that the moon was rising, and then something flowed Come out, soaking the front of the shirt.

While the expansion was playing, Li Sisi took a look and realized it was milk. She almost fainted.

Li Sisi hurriedly asked the director to bring a suit jacket and put it on before continuing to broadcast the news.

And this scene was already seen by Liu Xu who was in front of the TV, and burst out laughing, thinking: "The anchor Li is going to be famous again now! But I can finally drink pure breast milk, No additives, no sugar."

Li Xue looked at the smiling Liu Xu and asked, "What are you thinking?"

"Ah?" Liu Xu came to his senses and quickly said, "It's nothing, I just saw something interesting after eating."

"What's the matter?" Li Xue asked, blinking her eyes.

Liu Xu was so embarrassing, he couldn't say that he saw Li Sisi flowing milk!

However, at this moment, Liu Xu saw a handsome man approaching from afar, and said to Li Xue with a sly smile, "I saw a man looking for Miss."

Hearing what Liu Xu said, Li Xue blushed and cursed, "Shameless."

Liu Xu took a sip of his drink and said, "It's really shameless."

As soon as he finished speaking, a man with good skin walked up to Liu Xu and Li Xue, and said in surprise, "Xiaoxue, are you having dinner with your friend again?"

Li Xue looked at it in a blink of an eye, and said impatiently: "Yes!"

The man said politely, "It just so happens that I'm eating too, why don't I have a meal?"

Li Xue glanced at Liu Xu, Liu Xu was eating alone, pretending he didn't see this guy.

In this way, the man chuckled and said politely to Liu Xu: "This is Xiaoxue's friend, right? My name is Han Xu. Everyone calls me Xiaohan. I'm in the same team as Xiaoxue."

A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, even if Liu Weiyi, Li Xue's college classmate suitor, is not around, there is definitely no shortage of people around her who want to make up her mind.

By the way, Li Weiyi, the rich and handsome policeman who started to pursue Li Xue after reuniting with Li Xue at the police station, but actually a lustful criminal, is now wanted because he was reported by the victim.

Liu Xu also smiled and nodded, "Liu Xu, a doctor from the provincial hospital."

After finishing speaking, I was overjoyed for a long time in my heart, and guessed that I didn't need to spend my own money for the meal tonight.

So Liu Xu beckoned the waiter to bring the bowls and chopsticks without saying a word, and then said with a smile: "I'm bringing you one of your signature dishes."

Han Xu smiled and said: "It should be, let's have a bottle of bar!"

Liu Xu nodded and said, "Yes, the two of us should have a good drink!"

Liu Xu secretly laughed in his heart, waiting for the next drink, I promise to make you look pale when you talk about drinking.

Bringing a bottle of Moutai, Liu Xu poured half a glass for Han Xu without saying a word, and said, "Come on, make one."

Then, Liu Xu raised his head to do it first, and Han Xu couldn't help beating his heart. However, he is also a veteran of the party, so he naturally raised his neck and drank it.

A bottle of Moutai was about to run out, and Liu Xu asked someone to bring another bottle. Li Xue didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, and ate by herself.

When the second bottle of Moutai was almost finished, Han Xu felt a strange feeling, to be precise, it was very unbearable.

There seemed to be hundreds of millions of ants underneath him, and it was extremely itchy, but in front of Li Xue, he didn't dare to stretch out his hand to scratch it twice.

I said apologetically and went to the bathroom, and when I got inside, I scratched it hard, and finally scratched it all, and it was still itchy.

In desperation, he had no choice but to hurry back to the table, but where could still see the figures of Li Xue and Liu Xu?

Instead, the waiter came over and said to Han Xu: "Sir, the gentleman just said that he had to leave beforehand. Please pay the bill. The total is one thousand and eight."

"Grass."

Han Xu cursed angrily, and took out the money from his wallet in pain. His monthly pocket money was only [-], and it was only [-] for a meal, which is a bit extravagant!

On top of that, he drank a bottle of wine without eating a mouthful of food.

……

At this time, Liu Xu, who was holding his stomach and laughing outside, had tears in his eyes, and Li Xue couldn't help but said, "You are really bad enough."

Seeing Han Xu go to the bathroom just now, Liu Xu said to Li Xue: "Let's go, let him pay the bill."

As a result, the two came out together.

Liu Xu rubbed his aching stomach with a smile, and said, "Do you know what symptoms will happen if a person has genital warts and drinks strong alcohol?"

Li Xue asked, "What symptoms?"

"The itching is unbearable," Liu Xu said.

Li Xue thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "That guy, does he have that disease?"

Liu Xu nodded.

Li Xue hurriedly gossiped, "How do you know?"

Liu Xu looked like an expert, and said with a smile: "Secret."

The beautiful police flower directly grabbed the ear of a certain pretender, and said righteously: "Say."

So, a certain Taoist expert hurriedly yelled: "It hurts, it hurts, I said it's okay, remember the person I told you about looking for a young lady?"

Li Xue said, "That's right, your smile was so rippling at that time."

Speaking of this, Li Xue's clever head couldn't help thinking of something, and exclaimed: "That person is Han Xu?"

Liu Xu nodded and said, "Right, he just saw him come out of the hair salon on the street with his arms around a woman who seemed to have physical problems..."

When he told the story, Li Xue's face twitched, and then she laughed loudly, and finally her stomach hurt from laughing, so she asked Liu Xu to support her, and said: "You are really bad, he is our brigade A well-known playboy, it is estimated that there is no woman willing to be with him now."

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Chapter 1638 Does this girl look like a mother?

This Han Xu really failed. Although Liu Weiyi is a wolf in human skin, he did a good job of pretending!

And this Han Xu, even without Liu Xu's interference, his chances of taking down Li Xue are almost zero.

Liu Xu said with a righteous expression: "Don't be like this, he invited us to dinner just now anyway."

Li Xue burst out laughing, gave Liu Xu a shudder, and said, "You are such a villain!"

Liu Xu rolled his eyes at the beautiful policewoman, and said, "Then you catch me, aren't you a policeman? The police catch bad guys."

Li Xue blushed, stomped her feet and cursed: "You are a big villain, girl, I am just a little policeman, I'm sorry, in front of you, I can only be bullied."

Liu Xu stretched out his two paws, gesturing in front of Li Xue's Yuexiong.

Li Xue was happy, and got into a ball with Liu Xu.

After arguing for a long time, Li Xue glanced at Liu Xu with ambiguous eyes, and said, "Tell me, are you doing this for me?"

Liu Xu raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Does he have a handsome brother?"

Li Xue burst out laughing, took Liu Xu's arm and said, "You are much more handsome than him, you are so handsome!"

Liu Xufeng tossed her hair coquettishly: "Isn't that enough?"

Both of them laughed.

……

After saying goodbye to Li Xue, Liu Xu returned to his and Chen Anan's nest.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw the fat cat again, walking leisurely in front of Liu Xu's house, and the sign was still hanging on its neck: "Master is away on a business trip, please take me in!"

Liu Xu's egg was in pain, if it weren't for the fact that the owner of this fat cat is a beautiful woman, Liu Xu would be lazy to help.

In desperation, I had no choice but to carry this guy into the house, fed some things, and then this guy lay down on the sofa to sleep.

He actually wanted to know, where did the cat go when he wasn't here?

Liu Xu took out the Silk Book of the Warring States Period and was about to start studying it when his phone rang suddenly.

Picking up the phone and looking, good guy, forty missed calls, all of them...the phone was accidentally muted, so they missed it, and these calls were all made by Li Sisi.

Liu Xu quickly connected, and Li Sisi yelled at the other end of the phone: "Liu Xu, you bastard, you are finally willing to answer my call? Didn't you say you wanted to come to my house, why didn't you come over for so many days? And Still not answering the phone, do you know how uncomfortable my aunt is?"

Liu Xu couldn't help being taken aback, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You... bastard." Li Sisi scolded for no reason.

Liu Xu just remembered that Li Sisi seemed to be too full of milk, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, I was delayed by some things, so I'll go over now and go taste our supper milk."

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly drove to Li Sisi's home.

Li Sisi was very angry when he saw Liu Xu, but he was a hungry tiger and bit him tightly.

The anger in her heart dissipated immediately, she gave up resisting, and snorted comfortably, and Liu Xu finally drank breast milk with peace of mind, and couldn't help but sigh, finally no longer need to be afraid of melamine.

After Liu Xu finally solved the problem of Li Sisi's breast milk swollen all night, she pushed him away and scolded: "You bastard, you made me feel embarrassed."

Liu Xu grinned and said, "Aren't you all right?"

Li Sisi pushed Liu Xu away and scolded: "Get lost, go and see what people say. They say that I have given birth to a child. Does this girl look like a mother?"

Liu Xuyun took another sip and said, "Like, your breast milk is very sweet."

Li Sisi embraced Liu Xu, and said, "Hmph, bad guy, eat my milk and call her mother."

Liu Xu gritted his teeth and said, "Do you really want to call me mom?"

Li Sisi pushed Liu Xu away contemptuously, but he took off her clothes repeatedly and started a night fight.

……

Afterwards, Liu Xu held Li Sisi in his arms and said, "Next time if you feel bloated, you can just find a bottle or something and squeeze it into it."

"Get out." Li Sisi scolded: "You are a cow when you are an aunt! You milk the milk casually."