Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Don't worry, I won't even watch it without your permission."

"You are such a good brother-in-law."

"I am not only a good brother-in-law, but also a sincere friend of women. I have always been very polite to girls." Liu Xu said very seriously.

Jian Yao giggled coquettishly and said, "Okay, sincere friend of women, please turn your head away now."

"why?"

"Because I'm going to take a shower and go to bed..."

Hearing the word bath, Liu Xu's adrenaline surged up.

He turned around.

"Don't look back!" Jian Yao said softly, then heard footsteps, the bathroom door knocked lightly, and she went in.

Liu Xu turned his head and looked in the direction of the bathroom.

He heard the sound of water and Jian Yao's cheerful humming, but he couldn't see anything.

Liu Xu spread the sheets on the sofa, turned on the TV, and watched it absent-mindedly.

After ten minutes, the sound of water stopped.

"Friends of women, I'm coming out." Jian Yao shouted from the bathroom.

"Oh!" Liu Xu agreed.

Jian Yao came out of the bathroom, wiped her wet hair with a towel as she walked, and the scent of shower gel immediately entered Liu Xu's nostrils.

Liu Xu took a look, and then her eyes were about to protrude again. Jian Yao was only wearing a thin T-shirt, and her long hair was wet. When she was walking, the water droplets on her hair kept dripping, like nine days The banished immortal came to the mortal world.

Jian Yao was wearing shorts underneath, revealing two beautiful white legs, stepping on the floor with her bare feet.

Because she just took a bath, Jian Yao's beautiful face was red and fair, and when she saw Liu Xu looking at her without blinking, Jian Yao's face turned even redder.

She stomped her feet and slightly annoyed: "Brother-in-law!"

Liu Xu quickly turned his head and said, "I didn't see anything."

"Hmph, what about women's friends? Talking is nothing." Jian Yao complained fiercely, then walked into her boudoir and closed the door.

Liu Xu looked at the door of the bedroom, and said in his heart: "Xiao Nizi is too charming, so isn't her sister...but who is her sister?"

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Chapter 784 fuck, cheated by him

How can I sleep tonight?

There is a computer in the bedroom, Jian Yao probably won't go to bed right away, she should go to bed.

But Liu Xu had nothing to do. Holding the remote control in his hand, he changed the TV station from beginning to end at an extremely fast speed. panties...

the next day.

It was not yet seven o'clock, and there was still a dark feeling in the room.

Liu Xu got off the sofa, walked to the door of the bedroom on tiptoe, leaned on the door and listened inside, he heard Jian Yao's even and sweet breathing.

Xiao Nizi sleeps so well, she is still dreaming!

It is said that nine out of ten beauties sleep too much. Only adequate rest and sleep can ensure the luster of the beauty's skin and long-term appearance.

Liu Xu brushed his teeth and washed his face, ready to go to the hospital.

When going out, Liu Xu wrote a small note to Jian Yao: "Brother-in-law is out, the table has money, if you want to eat, go downstairs and buy it yourself, if you don't want to go downstairs, there is something to eat in the refrigerator. I will be back at noon, Be careful, don't run around, call me if you need something, there are a lot of perverts outside."

Liu Xu closed the door and left the house.

Before going out, he carefully hid the pair of black lace panties that accompanied him last night.

First went to Chen An'an's dormitory, picked her up to have breakfast together, and then sent Chen An'an to the hospital, followed the instructions on the business card Hao Wen gave him to Shanghai Metropolitan University and found the legendary medical department director.

It was an old Chinese doctor. After seeing Liu Xu, he was very polite and welcoming. He talked about the course schedule and what Liu Xu needed to do.

The head of the department took Liu Xu to his own office. The office was a bit like a small partition like an ordinary company, and the space was very small, but what caught Liu Xu's eyes instantly was that the seat next to him was actually Zhu Songhua.

The old Chinese doctor said with a smile: "You teachers don't come to the office very often, so it's a bit small. This is the office of the medical department. Others teach Western medicine, but you are the only one who teaches Chinese medicine, so it may be a bit small. Not easy to get along with."

"It's okay, it's okay." Liu Xu said hastily.

The old Chinese doctor gave some more instructions and left.

After the old Chinese doctor left, Liu Xu ignored the other teachers in the office, but went straight to Zhu Songhua's place, and said to her, "Mr. Zhu, let's have a meal together?"

Zhu Songhua, who was processing the courseware, turned to look at Liu Xu, and didn't even respond to him.

Liu Xu smiled and put his mobile phone in front of Zhu Songhua.

Zhu Songhua originally planned not to look at it, but after she glanced at it, her expression immediately changed drastically. She was so surprised that she turned to look at Liu Xu, stuttering and unable to speak.

Liu Xu smiled and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you this time."

After Zhu Songhua came to her senses, she immediately wanted to yell, but seeing the weird looks of the colleagues next to her, she had no choice but to pick up her Kun bag and follow Liu Xu out of the office. What happened to the beautiful Zhu Songhua?To be raped by a new brat?

As soon as Liu Xu left the office, Zhu Songhua pushed him to the corner, pointed at Liu Xu and asked, "Where did you get the photo?"

Liu Xu chuckled and said, "It was sent to me by someone."

Zhu Songhua scolded viciously: "Birds and beasts."

Liu Xu coughed and said, "I'm not a beast. In fact, I want to refute what you said to me last time. You said that proper masturbation can improve boys' academic performance. I don't agree, but I don't object either. Because indeed, if you do it once every half a month, you can do it, but who can control this kind of behavior that can be done anytime, anywhere?"

"As you said, students are all human beings with emotions and desires. You have to know that desire is an abyss. Once you fall into it, you basically can't get out. So instead of letting them vent their desire reasonably, it is better to let them abstinence directly. Encourage They exercise and learn when they have desires, this is the fundamental way, otherwise if they can’t control their desires at that time, then the whole person will be useless, do you think I’m right?”

Zhu Songhua was dumbfounded by Liu Xu's words. She received a relatively western education since she was a child. When she went to study in the United States, she also received Western medicine, so she heard Liu Xu said that she wanted to abstinence time, will immediately go to refute.

At that time, she was still complacent, thinking that she had defeated Liu Xu.

As a result, what Liu Xu said today made her stunned. What Liu Xu said was not reasonable, but very reasonable.

Seeing that Zhu Songhua was silent, Liu Xu shrugged and said, "If you want to become stronger, you have to discard the dross and get the essence. I don't think our 5000 years of medical research have any essence."

Zhu Songhua nodded unexpectedly, having forgotten how Liu Xu obtained her photo.

But Liu Xu laughed secretly, and said in his heart: "Xiao Mian, look at me fooling you into getting into my big bed."

The final result was that Liu Xu discussed with Zhu Songhua about desire and human nature for a long time, during which he even invited her to a meal.

Liu Xu spoke with a three-inch tongue, and Zhu Songhua couldn't help admiring him.

So, when Liu Xu said, "I'm going to give lectures to the students."

Then, after he left, Zhu Songhua sat alone in the office and thought for a long time before he remembered the photos in his mailbox.

Zhu Songhua scolded: "Fuck, I was cheated by him."

Liu Xu did go to teach the students. The students heard that it was his class. There were 76 students in the class. Liu Xu looked at these students and said something that made the students want to strangle to death. Liu Xu's words: "Whatever class you are in, let him go out and run laps for me, twenty laps."

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Chapter 785 Deleted the photo for me

lap?

Twenty laps?

The students couldn't help complaining, thinking: "What does this teacher mean!"

Zhang Bao thought he had a good relationship with Liu Xu, so he asked directly, "Teacher, why do you want to run around?"

Liu Xu looked at the group of students and said, "If you want to treat people, first of all you are a sick child. Do you think it's okay? In the future, I will go to class, exercise first, and then let you treat people."

As soon as these words came out, the students were all upset, but Liu Xu's immediate words made them afraid to say a word.

Liu Xu looked around the audience and said, "Those who don't want to run away, I'll make the male impotent, and the female I'll make her go through menopause."

As a result, the only long-distance running army that has ever appeared since the military training appeared in Shanghai Metropolitan University. 76 students were on the plastic track, swaying their youth and sweat, and the leader was Liu Xu, the king of hell that the students said.

In fact, the students didn't know that Liu Xu did this for their own good.

As for why you exercise, it's very simple, that is, can a person who can't even hold a scalpel be a good doctor?

Most of these students are not physically fit. After twenty laps, they are as tired as dogs and out of breath. Liu Xu handed each of them a bottle of water and sat on the steps next to the playground, watching the group sitting or squatting. The student on the ground said, "Good performance."

Zhang Bao was drenched all over. He looked at Liu Xu and said, "Teacher, you won't let us run for a semester, right? Physical exercise can't be done in a day!"

Liu Xu smiled, threw out a book, and said, "This is your future textbook."

After Zhang Bao took it, he was taken aback and asked, "The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic?"

As soon as this remark came out, the students next to him were all shocked.

Liu Xu nodded and said, "It's the Yellow Emperor's Canon of Internal Medicine. You go to Xinhua Bookstore and buy the simplified version. I'll give you a week to read it. Then I ask questions in class and you answer them. Then I teach the specific content. As for exercising, it depends on yourselves, you can exercise every morning, if you don’t want to exercise, but if you can’t bear it when you really study, you can’t blame others.”

A group of students were all silent, obviously frightened by Liu Xu's learning style.

Finally, Liu Xu looked at these students again, and said: "As much sweat as you put in, you will get as much reward. If you blindly indulge and give up, you can only achieve nothing in the end. This is the worst era, because there are rich and powerful people. The second generation; this is also the best era, because there are Phoenix men who work hard. Life is in your own hands, just like the sweat you sway on the gym."

In the distance, Zhu Songhua stared at a group of high-spirited students and strange teachers, and was stunned.

When Liu Xu was leaving get out of class, he was decisively blocked at the school gate by Zhu Songhua.

Seeing that Zhu Songhua's eyes seemed to be gushing with anger, she glared at Liu Xu and said, "I deleted the photo."

Liu Xu showed an expression that I didn't understand, and said, "What photo?"

Zhu Songhua said viciously, "It's the photos you hacked into my mailbox and took away."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Liu Xu shook his head and said, "I didn't hack into your mailbox at all."