Save the Two-dimensional Devil

After finishing speaking, he showed a wicked smile.

"Hate it." Both women scolded, but there was unavoidably some hot desire in their eyes.

After all, Liu Xu is a well-known doctor in the hospital, if he can climb up to him, it means that he doesn't have to work.

But they also all know themselves. Liu Xu has Director Chen, will he want them both?

And Liu Xu was obviously just teasing them with nothing to do!

In the morning, Liu Xu played online games all morning.

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In the afternoon, as soon as he went to work, Hao Wen asked Liu Xu to go to his office. As soon as he walked into Hao Wen's office, Hao Wen handed Liu Xu a certificate and said, "You go to Shanghai University this afternoon. I have your certificate this afternoon. Class, visiting professor of Chinese herbal medicine in the Department of Medicine."

Liu Xu was taken aback, and said, "Dean Hao, why didn't you tell me earlier so that I could be prepared, so I'll just go there, what are you talking about?"

Hao Wen waved his hands and said, "Whatever, you can tell jokes."

"Wow!" Liu Xu was taken aback.

As a result, when Liu Xu arrived in Shanghai in the afternoon and found a teaching director, and was arranged by the teaching director in the classroom, Liu Xu was even more surprised, because there were only a dozen people sitting in the huge classroom, and there were two couples. There are two people playing PSP and three people sleeping, and the people who really listen to his lectures are zero.

Liu Xu became angry all of a sudden, and angrily slammed on the table, waking up three sleeping students, two playing PSP, and the two couples, the only few students who looked at Liu Xu dumbfounded.

Liu Xu asked, "Why are there just you and the others?"

One of the nerds wearing glasses said, "I didn't come."

Liu Xu looked at the personnel list. There were 76 students in the whole class, and only a dozen or so were present. This was a bit of a headache.Liu Xu looked at the student and said, "Why don't they come?"

One of the students who seemed to be more talkative said with a smile: "Teacher, don't you know this? Now who studies Chinese herbal medicine? They all study economics and western medicine. In fact, none of us really want to learn Chinese medicine. It’s just that the score in the college entrance examination is low, just to go to a university, our school has a low score in the Department of Chinese Medicine, so I applied for the exam, and I came here to mix my diploma.”

Now, Liu Xu was dumbfounded.

Looking at the remaining dozen or so students, it's a hard job!

Originally, Liu Xu didn't want to come, but when he came, he saw three or two crooked melons and cracked dates. Liu Xu became angry. This is not giving him face!

Liu Xu waved his hand and said, "Okay, we won't give any lectures today, I'll show you what Chinese medicine is, and let you know whether Chinese medicine is useful or not."

After finishing speaking, point to the student who spoke just now and say, you come up.

The student walked up tremblingly, thinking: "The teacher will not revenge me!"

In the end, Liu Xu asked him to sit on the podium, "What's your name?"

The student said, "Zhang Bao."

Liu Xu nodded, then put his hands on his forehead, let him stretch his arms again, finally looked at his tongue coating, and said, "Do you know what hidden disease you have?"

Zhang Bao shook his head dumbly.

Liu Xu snorted coldly and said, "You often watch small movies. I guess you are no less than ten years old. How old are you this year?"

Zhang Bao was shocked and said, "Twenty."

Liu Xu clicked his tongue and said in amazement: "I started masturbating at the age of ten, a master."

The rest of the people below were shocked, and then burst into laughter. They started masturbation at the age of ten, and after ten years of masturbation, isn't this a waste?

Especially those two girls pursed their lips, looking at Zhang Bao sitting on the podium like looking at a monster.

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Chapter 767

Liu Xu smiled lightly and said, "Do you often suffer from insomnia, and you have already lost your morning wood?"

Zhang Bao lowered his head and said nothing, which was his default.

Liu Xu smiled lightly and said, "Don't be afraid, I'll tell you how to restore your morning erection. Fifteen grams of velvet antler, [-] grams of yam, and [-] kilogram of white wine. Soak the velvet and yam in the wine, seal and soak for more than seven days. Three times a day, one small cup at a time, and run ten laps in the morning every morning, and then increase the amount according to the exercise time. When you can’t sleep at night, you can also run ten laps to ensure that you will not suffer from insomnia and dream. Fuck it, go run laps too, or you will be useless in the future."

During the sword rain time, after killing the Queen of the Wheel, Liu Xu accompanied Zeng Jing to travel around the mountains and rivers. When he was bored, he also asked Zeng Jing to find books for him to pass the time. In the end, Zeng Jing found either martial arts cheats or the hospital books……

The rest is gone.

Zeng Jing knew that Liu Xu didn't want to read Jingshiziji. From his words and deeds, it can be seen that in Liu Xu's own words, he is completely an "angry youth".

All Liu Xu's traditional Chinese medicine is absolutely good in theory and practice. In the world of Sword Rain, he also has a nickname: "Immortal Doctor"!

Zhang Bao was shocked by Liu Xu's words, and the students in the audience all laughed.

Liu Xu patted Zhang Bao and said, "Okay, let's go down, I'll give you a last word, don't be cruel to yourself, you can only watch others crush fresh cabbage under your body, but you can only play with your own." Toy."

After finishing speaking, Liu Xu glanced at a girl and said, "You, come up."

Seeing that Liu Xu asked her to go up, the girl was afraid that Liu Xu would embarrass her like embarrassing Zhang Bao, so she refused to go up.

Liu Xu had no choice but to look at it from a distance, and finally said: "You came to see my aunt yesterday, didn't you?"

The girl covered her mouth in surprise.

Liu Xu continued: "You have menstrual pain, and it hurts like hell."

The girls were even more surprised.

Liu Xu said: "Tell you, after this menstruation is over, eat a red date, and then eat another one next month after your aunt leaves. I guarantee that you will not have menstrual pain for two years."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering if what Liu Xu said was true.

Liu Xu looked at the ten people and said, "You students, taking ignorance for fun, underestimated yourself and regarded western medicine as the savior. Although western medicine is better than traditional Chinese medicine in some aspects, if you just abandon it and pass it on for thousands of years Chinese medicine, that is your sorrow, let me tell you, a good Chinese medicine doctor can easily earn millions a month."

Everyone looked at Liu Xu covetously, but Liu Xu looked at the list and said: "Now, I will call those students who skipped class one by one, and I will diagnose each one when they come, and let you see what is called a real student. Chinese medicine."

Liu Xu began to call the students on the order list one by one, and then diagnosed each of them as soon as they came.

These students don't exercise often, and boys still have the habit of watching short movies, so most of them are not in good health. Occasionally, some girls have sex with boys at a young age. Now they are in college, and they are even more experienced , Liu Xu even reminded them not to indulge in sex, and talked about some methods of exercise and diet.

All of this made this group of students who took ignorance as fun exploded. They all said that a new teacher came to diagnose the students, and he told the whole class over and over again.

In the end, even the students and teachers of the Department of Western Medicine were alarmed.

When Liu Xu finished a class, the whole class number 76 was present, and all of them looked at each other, obviously frightened by Liu Xu.

And the outside of the classroom is surrounded by students, which makes the students sitting in the classroom feel more respectable.

Liu Xu looked around at the students below, and said: "Today, I taught you the first lesson. If you are willing to study in the future, you can come to my class on time. If you don't want to, I won't force you. Skipping class is up to you, and I will not deduct your credits. Finally, I would like to introduce myself, my name is Liu Xu, I am a teacher in get out of class, and I am a dick after class. If there are any seeds in the future, it is no problem to share them.”

Originally, these students were not very old, and they were not much different from Liu Xu's age, so they could be said to be of the same age. Now that Liu Xu said that, the rest of the people were all fried. Zhang Bao, who Liu Xu said was ten years old The classmate immediately shouted: "Teacher, I have Pu Nima's latest six-part work, please email me, and I will give you the seeds."

As soon as Zhang Bao said this, everyone in the class focused their attention on him. He was just told by Liu Xu that he had kidney deficiency, and now he said that he has Pu Nima seeds. It seems that he is really a ten-year-old master!

After a moment of silence, another burst of laughter broke out.

Liu Xu smiled, walked out of the classroom first, looked at the students from the Department of Western Medicine standing outside, smiled kindly, and said: "Students, if you want to take classes from the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine in the future, just come."

This group of students were all scattered, and Liu Xu was afraid that they would also be arranged for a disease such as kidney deficiency and dysmenorrhea.

After these students had left, Liu Xu was about to leave when a voice came from behind him: "Teacher Liu."

Liu Xu turned his head and looked, his eyes lit up.

I saw a female teacher wearing a black shirt and a white one-step skirt standing in front of her. The female teacher was holding a textbook in her hand. Gao Ting was wearing a high myopia lens on the bridge of his nose. He had a good figure with a front and a back. Meat silk stockings, a pair of black high heels on the feet, dressed in a very charming teacher's dress.

The female teacher walked up to Liu Xu with a smile and said, "I am Zhu Songhua, a teacher from the Department of Western Medicine. Hello."

Zhu Songhua?

Liu Xu frowned. Isn't Zhu Songhua an elementary school teacher who became popular on the Internet because of sharing selfies for a long time?How did you become a teacher of the Department of Western Medicine at Shanghai Metropolitan University?

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Chapter 768 The Sexiest Female Teacher in China

However, Liu Xu is no stranger to Zhu Songhua. With her graceful figure, delicate face, sweet smile and fashionable dress, this naturally beautiful beauty became popular on the Internet almost overnight.

Zhu Songhua participated in the recording of the TV program "Happy Night Call", and the unit name was "My teacher is very special". When she appeared on the stage, all the male guests exclaimed "beautiful", and even the male host couldn't help feeling shy.

Netizens frantically reposted her photos and videos, and what surprised them even more was her identity—a primary school Chinese teacher, for which she won the title of "China's Most Sexy Female Teacher".

After watching the program, Liu Xu said with emotion: "How can the students hold on to this?"

The information about Zhu Songhua disappeared in a flash in his mind, and Liu Xu immediately showed a smile that he thought was a mystery, and said, "I am Liu Xu, a teacher of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine who just took office."

Zhu Songhua looked at Liu Xu, showed a weird smile, and said, "Mr. Liu, I have something to tell you. Let's go, I'll treat you to coffee."

Liu Xu naturally accepted the beauty's treat.

Following Zhu Songhua to a cafe outside the school, after sitting down, Liu Xu casually ordered a cup of coffee and asked with a smile: "Mr. Zhu, you have been teaching in this school for several years. I don't think you are too old. !"

Zhu Songhua smiled, pushed his glasses, and said: "I'm not very old, but Mr. Liu, I don't agree with some of your statements. I happened to pass by your classroom just now, so I stood outside and listened to some of your lectures." , Seeing that you diagnosed the students, you said that the students should abstain from sex and not masturbate, I strongly disagree with this statement."

Liu Xu was taken aback and was stunned. He never thought that a beautiful and intelligent teacher would tell him about masturbation.

But Zhu Songhua said solemnly: "You can't treat new things with old ideas. Students are also human beings, and they also have emotions and desires. I feel that normal masturbation can help improve students' learning and relieve them appropriately. Pressure. Therefore, I don’t agree with your practice of asking students to abstinence. In fact, there is nothing wrong with Chinese medicine, but if you don’t accept new things, I believe you will definitely mislead your students.”

Liu Xu was stunned, stuttering and unable to say anything. It was the first time he had discussed masturbation with a woman since he was a child, and he was also a woman with very enchanting looks, figure, and attire.

Most importantly, he met this woman for the first time.

Although there was Zhu Songhua's photo album in Liu Xu's hard drive folder before.

Zhu Songhua stood up and said to Liu Xu: "I have finished speaking. If you have new academic insights, please write them into an article and send them to my mailbox."

As he said that, Zhu Songhua took out a piece of paper from the Kun bag and wrote his Yahoo mailbox on it.

Finally, she said: "Also, it's impolite to ask a woman to treat you, so we aa."

After speaking, she left her mailbox and the money for her cup of coffee and left the cafe.

Liu Xu didn't realize it until 3 minutes after Zhu Songhua left. He was so dazed that he couldn't be more dazed. What the fuck is wrong with this shit!