There's No Witch I Can't Wash

The Witch Who Can't Be Cleaned Without Me

【brief introduction】

How many steps does it take to clean a witch?

First, find a witch.

Second, prepare a wooden bucket and fill it with warm water.

Third, strip away the witch.

Fourth, throw the witch in, select the fully automatic hand washing function, and then select the semi-automatic drying function.

Writing whitewashing and reading as redemption, this is a story of a man who goes in and out of a bunch of saints, goddesses, witches, and witches.

(emmmmmmm, I keep saying that my profile is persuaded to quit, this should not be persuaded to quit)

Chapter 1 The Murder at the Hidden Sword Villa

In Xuzhou, in Nan'an City, the lobby on the first floor of Fortune Restaurant.

Today, the storyteller in the blue cloth cap is sitting on the high platform early as always, with a pot of wine on the small table, a few plates of dried fruit snacks, and a folding fan.

In order to attract guests, there is such a table in the hall of each restaurant, sometimes performing some operas and operas, and sometimes asking a storyteller to tell an absurd story.

No one knows where the storyteller, who seems to be a little familiar in Nan'an City, came from, but the story he told is really interesting. In the past few days, he has attracted many knights from all corners of the country, including the business of the rich restaurant. Also much better.

Seeing that there are more and more guests in the hall, the atmosphere is also lively, and many people are already looking forward to the stage.

The storyteller poured a glass of wine to moisten his throat, and then he picked up the folding fan placed on the small table and opened it with a snap, announcing the start of today's storytelling.

"Today, we won't talk about fairies and monsters, nor about the monsters in the mountains and wilds. Let's talk about the recent major events in our Nan'an City."

Just as soon as the storytelling opened, the long-awaited guests immediately became unhappy and began to coax one by one.

"What important things can we talk about in Nan'an City, the previous story has not been finished yet!"

"That's right, that's right, the story of Nie Xiaoqian is only halfway through, sir, you can't whet our appetite like this!"

"That's right, do the female ghost Nie Xiaoqian and the scholar Ning Caichen have a lover and finally get married?"

Facing the excited crowd, Mr. Tsing Yi smiled slightly, swayed the folding fan in his hand casually and opened his mouth.

"Everyone, please stay safe and don't be impatient. Although the story of A Chinese Ghost Story is wonderful, it is only a fictional story in the end. Where in this world does the story of ghosts come from, not to mention the unrequited love of ghosts."

"But... what I'm going to say next is a real secret story that happened around you, about what happened a month ago at the Hidden Sword Villa outside Nan'an City!"

Mr. Tsing Yi said this in a cryptic manner, the guests who were originally excited also quieted down one after another, and everyone looked at each other with a strange look on their faces.

What happened to Tibetan Sword Villa a month ago, the residents living in the city are naturally very clear.

It was the day when Lin Xinnuo, the daughter of a famous martial artist, Lin Xinnuo, and the owner of the Cangjian Villa were rejoiced. On that day, the city celebrated, and martial arts heroes and sects from all walks of life also gathered in Cangjian Villa to congratulate.

Shao Zhuangzi rode a high-headed horse and took the bride's sedan chair around the city. Many people who were present also grabbed the red envelopes sprinkled on the way.

But who knew that after the wedding banquet ended that night, the Tibetan Sword Villa suddenly burst into a huge fire, and not a single living person appeared up and down the villa that was still celebrating not long ago, as if the entire villa had turned into a dead zone.

The fire burned for three days and three nights before it was extinguished. Afterwards, the government hand-picked the corpses. There were 230 seven people in Cangjian Villa, and they found 230 six charred corpses in total.

This even includes the owner of the Tibetan Sword Villa, who has reached the top of the star.

Forging the body, absorbing energy, acquired, innate, and picking stars, Wu Da Xiantian established a sect is no longer a problem. Cangjian Villa can dominate thousands of miles around and make all major sects bow their heads and become ministers. It is precisely because of this half-step pick The star farmer sits in the town.

However, now this top expert is actually dead, and together with more than a dozen elders of the acquired realm, died in this strange fire.

When such a bloody case happened, both the martial arts and the imperial court were shocked. The Lin family vowed to find out the whereabouts of the murderer, and the imperial court also issued a death order for the city lord of Nan'an to bring the murderer to justice within a month.

As a result, after some investigation, all the spearheads pointed to Lin Xinnuo, who mysteriously disappeared in the fire. The affiliated forces of Cangjian Villa asked the Lin family to give them an explanation. The court also wanted to arrest the murderer and bring them to justice. In an embarrassing situation, he was speechless.

At this moment, Lin Xinnuo, who had been missing for half a month, appeared at the Lin family.Although the imperial court had been prepared for a long time, they were still beaten out of the encirclement by the opponent.

After that, there was a mighty road of pursuit and killing. The court staff and a group of righteous warriors in the rivers and lakes united to set up a net to chase and intercept Lin Xinnuo.

However, Lin Xinnuo, dressed in a crimson robe and bathed in blood for thousands of miles, forcibly cut a bloody path, killing all the knights in the Jianghu and the imperial court.

After that, Lin Xinnuo also got the title of a bloody witch, wanted by the court all over the world, and the bounty reached a thousand taels of gold.

This is what Mr. Tsing Yi said about the bloody case of Tibetan Sword Villa a month ago. Is there any secret hidden in such a simple and clear case?

Although such a topic is obviously a taboo topic, the listeners in the audience were still intrigued by Mr. Tsing Yi.

If there is really some hidden secret behind this kind of bloody case, it would be a really big event!

"Everyone lamented that the blood-clothed witch was cruel and merciless. First, she brutally killed more than 200 members of the Cangjian Villa, and then killed many policemen and righteous people from all walks of life. It can be said that the blood-clothed witch is full of blood and debts. But in my opinion, the blood-clothed The witch is just a poor person who can't help herself."

Mr. Tsing Yi's remarks once again caused the audience to take a deep breath. Before, it could be said that some taboo topics were discussed, but now his remarks are completely outrageous.

That was a criminal wanted by the imperial court, and this man was actually whitewashing this criminal in such a public place. If the arrest of Six Doors heard about it, killing him on the spot would be considered light.

After all, in the process of catching this witch, Six Doors has lost many good hands.

Under the stage, the timid people have quietly slipped away, but there are still many daring people who continue to stay, wanting to hear what kind of hidden secrets this gentleman in Tsing Yi can say.

Curiosity can always arouse the greatest desire for knowledge deep in people's hearts, making them desperate to take risks, and Mr. Tsing Yi shook his folding fan and continued to talk.

"Why do you say that the witch in blood is innocent? This has to start with the history of the birth of Cangjian Villa. As we all know, Cangjian Villa and Cangjian Villa, the reason why they have such a name, he must be hiding a Is the sword right?"

However, just when the curiosity of everyone present was aroused by Mr. Tsing Yi's words, and they were all waiting for the big secret to be revealed by him, he changed the topic and brought it up to other inexplicable topics.

What does the witch in blood have to do with the birth of Hidden Sword Villa?The establishment of Cangjian Villa was hundreds of years ago. Could it be that Cangjian Villa and the Lin family are still feuding?

However, Tibetan Sword Villa and the Lin family have nothing to do with each other, that is, they have only gotten closer in recent years.

Almost ten years ago, the owner of Cangjian Villa has entered the realm of reaching the stars with half a step, and the strength of the entire Cangjian Villa has skyrocketed.

Originally, some surrounding gangs and sects that did not violate each other with Cangjian Villa have bowed their heads and declared themselves ministers, and the Lin family also established a relationship with Cangjian Villa at this time.