Quadruple split
Chapter 885 Farewell to Spider
Game time PM15:21
Free City, Dark Alley District, No. 13 Brier Avenue
Basement 1, bathroom
"What the hell do you mean you're not good-looking enough?"
Mo Tan was wearing a dark green nightgown. He stared at the face in the mirror in front of him that was exactly the same as the character 'Mo'. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Although there is a bit of stupidity mixed in, my foundation is still very good. My appearance is pretty good." What do you mean by not being worthy enough? Looking down on handsome guys?"
The slender figure standing beside him covered his mouth and chuckled. Looking at Mo Tan's face that was transformed by various forms and did not belong to the character of 'Tan Mo', he smiled and said: "I think you look very masculine now. The spirit is very, very eye-catching!”
"Seriously, little spider~"
Mo Tan shook his head, put his arms around the shoulders of the gray-robed woman who had already put him on the white list, leaned close to the cheek with exaggerated makeup, and chuckled: "Your taste... is better than I imagined. It’s much more subtle.”
The woman with messy blond hair raised her hands to hold her cheeks intoxicatedly, raised the corners of her mouth at an excessive angle, tilted her neck and leaned on Mo Tan's shoulder while laughing non-stop: "Thank you for the compliment, Mr. Tan Mo, I'm really impressed. It’s such an honor for me, my wife.”
"you misunderstood."
But Mo Tan held down the woman's pretty face, which was very close at hand, and casually hit the back of her head against an iron frame filled with "personalized decorations" including but not limited to eyeballs, knuckles, face, etc. Then he blew the foundation on his hand with a look of disgust, and smiled at his 'partner' who had fallen to the ground: "I just feel a little disgusted, whether it's your evaluation of my current face, or your evaluation of my own face." The decor of the bathroom is unexpectedly annoying to me.”
Despite being treated very roughly, the woman whose game ID was Spider still didn't show any displeasure. She just raised her head and grinned at Mo Tan, and said in a rather nervous tone: "I thought you understood me. The reason why I dressed up here is just because..."
"Just because this makes you feel like you are living a fulfilling and free life? Just because of these ridiculous 'souvenirs'?"
Mo Tan sneered, squatted in front of the spider and gently raised the latter's chin, raised his eyebrows and said: "Listen up, this innocent lady, the reason why I do things like 'disgusting' and 'unpleasant' The evaluation is not because I don’t understand you, nor am I in awe of your collections, but simply because I am unhappy with the stupid things done by an idiot.”
"Stupid... stupid thing?!"
Spider's eyes widened, his face full of undisguised confusion.
"Of course it's a stupid thing. In my opinion, you are no different from a child who was tortured by a hot-blooded boy and tried to practice Turtle Style Qigong or Tianma Meteor Fist."
Mo Tan pinched the spider's chin as much as the system could tolerate, and explained without interest: "The only difference between the two is that most of those unlucky children feel that they may really have even a billion points." There is a possibility that it can release Qigong waves, so we can understand that those guys were deceived by the story and made a 'naive' judgment; and you... deceived yourself in some clumsy way, given that you You have all the sanity that a normal adult can have, and it’s really hard for me to find a word to describe you other than ‘stupid’.”
"I……"
Spider opened his mouth, but Mo Tan covered his mouth impatiently, unable to utter his subconscious rebuttal.
"You can have sex if you want, but just wait until I finish."
Mo Tan smiled, leaned forward slightly, put his elbows on Spider's knees, held his chin and said leisurely: "As far as I know, although you are a little abnormal, you are not like most people. The hobby that is quite disgusting or scary in the human eye, to put it simply, means that you are actually not very interested in these eyeballs, bones, human skin and muscle tissue that are not too low in ornamental value. Am I right?"
Spider was stunned for a moment, then shook his head vigorously and said: "No, every time I see these things, I will think of..."
"Thinking of anything that gets your adrenaline pumping?"
Mo Tan shook his head and lightly poked the spider's forehead: "Yes, that's it. Your purpose of collecting these things is just for aftertaste. This is different from watching eyeballs and muscle bundles in heat, so I just said The judgment still stands, doesn’t it?”
The spider turned his head and glanced at the two eyeballs in a bottle behind him, and found that it seemed that he really couldn't get in love with such a thing, so he remained silent and waited for the rest of the story.
"Obviously, you just want to seek some kind of... freedom in these objects?"
Mo Tan shrugged and laughed playfully: "Let's call it freedom. After all, in reality, you have been suppressing a certain impulse factor deep in your heart, just like being suffocated by a prisoner wearing a straitjacket, so now After you have finally obtained 'freedom', you will naturally want to keep this pleasant emotion for as long as possible, right?"
Spider thought carefully and pondered for a long time before he smiled intoxicatedly: "I don't know what my current situation is, but since you said it, it should be right."
"Yeah, that's a shame."
Mo Tan smacked his lips, and his voice suddenly turned cold: "Then let me ask you, do you think you are free in this world?"
"certainly!"
"That is to say, unlike when you are in the real world outside, in the realm of innocence, in most cases, you have no inhibitions and do whatever you want. You can be considered to be living at the peak of your life, right?"
"Hehe, hehehehe, that's probably it."
"Then the question is—"
Mo Tan slowly reached out and picked up the jar with two eyeballs behind the spider, and shook it in front of the latter: "Since you are free in this world, why bother to collect these things that you don't like, at least they are not considered... What about the gadgets that you have a soft spot for? I can understand it outside of the game, but in the world of innocence, instead of watching these gadgets to get high, why not just go out and get high? Are you afraid? What? Miss Spider who calls herself a madman?"
Having said this, he grabbed the spider by the collar and yanked it towards him.
"If this kind of thing alone can satisfy you, then I personally suggest that you get out of this room immediately, go to the street to kill someone randomly, and after writing down the whole process, log out and exit the game cabin, and then continue I will rely on this spiritual food for most of my life until I die."
Mo Tan pulled the spider close enough to be able to clearly feel each other's breathing, and smiled evilly: "If you are not willing to adopt it, I have a second suggestion to give you, that is, immediately put this seemingly profound In fact, it would be too disgraceful to get rid of the secret bathroom that is so worthless, and do things that will truly please you, instead of leaving a lot of evidence and flaws that are so low-grade that it amounts to self-destruction.”
"Your Excellency Tan Mo..."
"Remember, Spider-Man."
Mo Tan casually pushed away the spider that was trying to get closer, stood up and walked slowly towards the iron door of the bathroom, and said lightly: "The so-called madness is just a kind of extreme and relatively difficult to explain. , weird, non-mainstream behavior, it is not a certain ending or destination, nor can it become a so-called pursuit or goal. You can spy on it, but you can only spy on it."
"I……"
“The most favorite thing a drunk person says is ‘I’m not drunk’. People who truly meet your definition of crazy will naturally not emphasize that they are crazy.”
"What on earth are you talking about..."
"Nonsense, nonsense, lies, exhortations may lead you further and further down the wrong path, who knows."
Mo Tan stood in front of the blood-stained door, put his hands in his pockets and said briskly: "But if you yearn for my way of living, you might as well think deeply about what I just said. Of course, you don't have to think too much. After all, You have passed the initial test, and I will contact you every once in a while."
Spider immediately stood up in a hurry, rushed to Mo Tan's side, grabbed the latter's sleeve and exclaimed: "Your Excellency, are you leaving?"
"You have to understand that in this kind of serious game that is unflexible and extremely feudal, it is not a pleasant thing to be with a woman who is not ugly, has a weird mental state, and whose difficulty is infinitely close to zero for a long time. Pleasant, at least for me.”
Mo Tan said casually and shook off the spider's hand that was gripping his sleeve: "If you are willing, just continue to do the things you were busy with during this period. I will contact you through special channels if necessary. Yes, if you feel you have something to report to me, just write to the Wanderer Hotel in the Nightless Zone, and sign it with... Well, how about [Voice of Heaven]? I think this nickname suits you very well, My Angel ~"
"Do you think I look like an angel?"
Spider, who had almost never been praised by Mo Tan, widened his eyes in disbelief.
"I'm lying to you. It's not like him at all. It's true that his personality and behavior are a bit shit."
Mo Tan smiled, then opened the iron door and turned to glance at the spider with a warning: "If you are not hopeless, don't do stupid things like following me. If you are really As I said before, if you want to play more high-end, just try to survive until the next time I contact you."
"The pavilion..."
"Bye~"
Boom!
The spider, whose nose was almost flattened, stopped and did not rush out of the bathroom. Instead, after being idle for nearly ten minutes, he took a deep breath and turned around to look at the bathroom with twinkling eyes. The vast 'collection' in the room.
"Ah...he is right..."
The spider rubbed his brows and clamped his neck with an exaggerated expression. His tone was full of disgust: "If you think about it carefully, these things are really scary and disgusting."
…
Game time AM17:48
Free City, No Night Zone Traveler Hostel
"Welcome home, Master. This is Sakura-chan, who likes you the most. There are a lot of customers in the store right now, so we are not available yet...ah! Why the hell are you here!?"
The moment she saw the person coming, Sakura-chan, the number one maid in the night-free zone hotel, choked. The pure and natural sweet smile on her face disappeared without a trace in an instant, and her fair face seemed to be trapped in an instant. There was a layer of haze, and the small hands that were originally hanging on the sides of the body subconsciously reached toward the waist, as if they were ready to pull out some kind of sharp weapon and hurt someone at any time.
"Hey, long time no see, my dear."
Mo Tan flirtatiously winked at Yu Ying, who had been away for many days, said hello with a low voice and chuckled, and then walked straight past the latter: "Unfortunately, I am pressed for time today, so let's talk about old things first. Just hold off.”
After saying that, he slapped Yu Ying's butt hard... at least that's what it seemed like...
In fact, Mo Tan just forcefully patted the girl's little hand that was held behind her back the moment he passed by. At first glance, it looked like he had wiped a big oil.
"Ugh!"
Even Yu Ying herself was startled. It wasn't until Mo Tan walked to the counter to chat with the half-dead Crow that she realized belatedly that she didn't seem to be attacked.
…
"Hi Brother Crow."
Someone who just said that he was tight on time was leaning in front of the counter, drinking the Zhenxinliangbaikai (retail price of 99 copper coins/pot) just snatched from Xiao Liu's hand, while looking at the man in front of him who looked like he was wearing a smoky makeup. The young dark elf with dark circles under his eyes, pale complexion and listlessness smiled: "Are you busy recently? Has your salary been increased?"
"A total of 1 gold coin, 9 silver coins and 30 copper coins. I'll give you a small change. Just pay 1 gold and 9 silver coins."
Crowe twitched the corner of his mouth, and while he was quickly paying the bill to the two guests who had just eaten (peanuts for the big cake) and drank enough (boiled water), he glared at Mo Tan and whispered: "If you have something to say, get out of here." , don’t disturb my work.”
Mo Tan whistled, played with his lute twice, and said with a smile, "You really don't plan to go back to Black Gold Cross Street and be your own man?"
"I don't think so at the moment...ah, fifteen strings of big kidneys, right? Wait a minute!"
Crowe replied without raising his head, but before he finished speaking, two guests who wanted to increase the size of the kidneys came over and greeted him quickly: "Xiao Liu! Xiao Liu, come and help me, I have to roast the kidneys in the back! "
"No time, Brother Kro!"
Lumu Chenkobel jumped left and right among the gentlemen at several tables, and shouted to Crowe in a tearful voice while refilling water for others.
Then I saw Mo Tan climb over the bar counter with ease, patted Crowe on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Well, I'll watch it for you for a while, and you can come back as soon as you finish roasting the kidneys."
"you?"
Crowe glanced at Mo Tan suspiciously, curled his lips and said, "Are you okay?"
"It's not a big problem."
Mo Tan waved at Crowe like a fly, and said impatiently: "Jun Wu and I are old friends, can we still smash your sign? Go, go."
Crowe thought about it carefully and realized that this was indeed the case, so he went to the kitchen to roast the kidneys.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't leave, this time...
The turnover of Night Traveler Hotel increased by more than 30 times that day.
Chapter 878: End
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