Quadruple split

Same day

Real time PM15:25

City B, Dexin District, Motan's apartment

"Well, if I don't get up, I'll have jet lag."

Mo Tan struggled to get up from the bed, held his head that was buzzing due to severe lack of sleep, straightened up, yawned and walked out of the bedroom, walked to the kitchen and made himself a cup of coffee.

Symptoms such as hangovers rarely appear on Mo Tan. This is not to say how talented he is, but mainly because of his excessive mental toughness. From the time when he should have been in elementary school, he has only There are two states: [nothing wrong] and [lost consciousness on the spot]. This is true even for an 'absolutely neutral' personality that is infinitely close to ordinary people in all aspects.

The powerful, passive, steel-like will allows Mo Tan to minimize the impact of ethanol on the mental level. His sympathetic nerves are difficult to be excited by external forces, and the secretion of adrenaline is difficult to be stimulated. To put it simply, you can ignore the two stages of excitement and ataxia, and directly enter the lethargy stage when the body is completely unable to bear it.

Because of this, under normal circumstances, as long as the level of alcohol intake does not reach a certain threshold that Mo Tan can't bear, he will never be "drunk".

To sum up, although the purpose was to drink away his sorrows, Mo Tan had not actually vented like ordinary people under the catalysis of alcohol, and had achieved the purpose of alleviating the depression in his heart.

It was only because the other party was Ito who could say whatever he wanted that he was able to vent without any scruples and achieve the purpose of alleviating the depression in his heart.

The result was the same, but the process was completely different. Those boxes of wine did not accomplish anything other than making Mo Tan frequently go to the toilet at dawn.

Of course, that's just for Mo Tan

As for a certain gay friend A who risked his life to accompany the gentleman, he really almost gave up his life. If Mo Tan hadn't used various methods including but not limited to electric shock to force him to stay awake, the latter would have died early last night. If you buy a flight ticket, it will probably be in vain.

So to briefly summarize, the general situation is that Yi Dong and Mo Tan drank at the barbecue stall all night. The former almost drank himself to death in the process, while the latter chattered until dawn without changing his personality once. Then at ten o'clock in the morning, Mo Tan took a taxi to the airport at his own expense. After watching the latter, who was almost completely demented, fly away, he took the bus home, threw himself on the bed and slept for less than four hours. Then get up and make coffee.

That's probably what happened

Whether the nonsense the night before was useful or not, it was undoubtedly useful. After all, Mo Tan, who had been in an 'absolutely neutral' personality for half a day, had almost vented his feelings before going to bed, and more than 90% of the depression accumulated in his heart had disappeared. Therefore, Gay Friend A’s performance in this incident can be said to have taken the greatest credit.

However, if we quantify this incident and draw a progress bar, yesterday's drink did not make any progress in the relationship between Mo Tan (absolutely neutral) and Yu Chen, although it barely made any progress. It becomes a negative number, but the progress is still 0%, and visual inspection will maintain this value in a short period of time.

"Escape can't solve the problem."

At 19:27 PM on the same day, I drank coffee, ate a meal, fed the cat, passively switched to a chaotic neutral personality and had sex with Futaba online, went to the game forum to collect [Remarks] information for half an hour, and had a great discussion after successfully returning to Tokyo. Yidong, who had vomited until now, responded with affectionate sarcasm, passively transformed into a lawful good personality, and reported to Yidong's parents who were a little worried about him that he was safe, and declined Gu Xiaole's "Let's just come and play together" fifteen times in a row. After the invitation, Mo Tan stretched out mentally and physically, took out his phone and checked the time, then walked to the game cabin with complicated emotions.

His mood couldn't help but be complicated. After all, he was also Mo Tan and had an 'absolutely neutral' personality. No one knew better than himself how entangled he was.

However, although he spends about one-third of his time every day liking someone to the point of death, at this moment Mo Tan is completely unable to empathize with him. Even if it is what happened to him, he still can't feel any emotions at the moment. .

All distracting thoughts only come from the entanglement of the rational level, which is the most objective and least objective position.

There is no other reason. At this moment, Mo Tan doesn't like Yu Chen.

For that girl who was as clear and warm as the morning light, he could not feel anything other than friendship.

This is so fucking outrageous!

It's just that it's outrageous. Since it's a problem that happens to you, no matter how curious you are, you must accept, face, and solve it, otherwise you will be irresponsible to everyone.

I'm sorry for myself, I'm sorry for Yuchen, and I'm even sorry for Yi Dong who flew back from Japan without saying a word.

Therefore, no matter how much you cut and straighten it out, you can't escape it.

"because."

[Your spiritual connection has been detected and character information is being read.]

[Connection completed, reading character information]

[Welcome back, lawful and kind Mo, will soon enter the realm of innocence, wish you a good night]

"Escape doesn't solve the problem."

In the daze after reconnection, Mo Tan murmured these words in a low voice, not knowing whether he was talking to himself or not.

The next second.

"exactly!"

But two dog shadows were seen flying towards Mo Tan at the same time, rushing towards Mo Tan.

Then one of them knocked the other one away in the process, and ran straight into the arms of Mo Tan, who had not yet stood up. His pretty face rubbed hard against Mo Tan's chin, and the beautiful silver-gray tail behind his back was wagging very fast. .

There is no doubt that the girl in his arms can only be Ya Ya.

Mo Tan raised his arm and gently rubbed the girl's silky hair, then took it off his body. Then he stood up and looked at Cordoba, who was lying on the ground and struggling after being knocked to pieces by his teeth. Kobold form), curiously asked: "What did you want to say just now?"

However, Cordoba seemed to have no intention of paying attention to him at all. He just stood up in embarrassment, pointed at Mo Tan with his left paw, and took a few steps back in front of the graceful figure floating over, screaming: : "Student Xiaoge, you heard it too! He even said it himself, 'Escape can't solve the problem', so he will definitely not escape! Go find him! Please go find him for trying dishes or something! I Now, I’m just a scumbag with less than three digits of health, so just spare my life!”

"Hey, he just talked about Xiao Ge, right?"

Jadeka, who was shivering not far away, swallowed his saliva and quietly asked Dabus next to him: "What do you mean?"

Dabbs, who was also trying to shrink himself into a ball and reduce his presence, swallowed his saliva, carefully glanced at the tray in Ji Xiaoge's hand, and then lowered his voice and said, "Obviously, Cordoba is like Ye Ge in reality. I know, I’m so scared right now that I can’t speak in words, and don’t you and Yaya also know that we are from another world, so it doesn’t matter even if we occasionally talk about the world view.”

"What about that? Is it possible that Yege's food is not the same in your world?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know. We don't know each other in our own world. It should be said that I am really glad that I don't know Ye Ge."

"Why?"

"There's no Anthony over there who can feed me."

"That's right, congratulations."

"Rejoice together and rejoice together."

The two whispered with lingering fear, and immediately closed their mouths when the girl with a pair of snow-white wings not far away looked back.

"Really, how come everyone is so timid!"

The girl in the apron stamped her feet dissatisfied, and snorted to Cordoba dissatisfied: "If Mo hadn't been online and Anthony hadn't woken up, I wouldn't be interested in trying it with you ignorant guys. Woolen cloth!"

【? ? ? 】

Mo Tan, who had just soothed his teeth, frowned. Although he didn't know what happened, he could analyze it from the plate of things in Ji Xiaoge's hand and the conversation the girl had just had with Cordoba.

Oh my god! I'm afraid it's going to be cold!

He quickly came to the above conclusion.

"I'm too lazy to care about you~"

Ji Xiaoge rolled her eyes at the shivering Cordoba, then put on a passionate expression, fluttered her wings and flew directly in front of Mo Tan, carrying her little hands (and the ones on her hands) as cutely as she could. tray) winked: "Good morning! Welcome back!"

Mo Tan, who had just muttered, "Escape can't solve the problem," laughed twice, and then said to Ji Xiaoge with a serious face: "Maybe what you saw of me was just an illusion, and the real Mo Tan was actually following me outside at the moment. My friend was drinking and never came back.”

After saying that, he decisively closed his eyes and passed out as realistically as possible. At first glance, it looked as if he was not online yet.

"Eh? Is that so?"

Ji Xiaoge knelt down next to Mo Tan with a bright smile, grabbed the latter's head and moved it to his lap, and asked with a smile: "Then when will you come back?"

Mo Tan, whose heartbeat suddenly accelerated by half a beat, closed his eyes tightly and squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "Probably after Cordoba and the others have eaten."

"Fuck!"

Not far away, Cordoba, who was patting his chest and congratulating himself on escaping, suddenly jumped three feet high and said angrily: "I didn't expect you, Mo, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would betray the revolution! What do you mean by waiting for us to eat enough?" After that! Open your eyes and take a good look at that tortoise of yours. He’s kicking his legs so much! He stuttered after being fed by Ye Ge last night and kicked his legs straight away. Can you believe it! He’s still not alive after a whole night! "

Ji Xiaoge's pretty face turned red and she gritted her teeth and said, "That was just an accident! I'm still very confident about this trial dish now! I've even eaten it myself! It's delicious!"

"You said you had tried it before Wang Ba dared to eat it yesterday!"

Cordoba pointed at the turtle that was lying on its back not far away, foaming at the mouth, and with no bright eyes, and shouted hysterically: "But it's still kicking its legs!!"

Ji Xiaoge put the tray in his hand on the ground expressionlessly, then took out his Catlin from his bag and pulled the trigger without looking back.

Thug, tug, tug, tug, tug! ! ! !

The world is purified.

"Come on, open your mouth."

Smilingly, she threw the fierce soldier aside who was still emitting green smoke. The girl who picked up the tray again magically took out a pair of chopsticks, added a piece of meat that was pale pink in color and looked fresh and plump, and sent it to Mo Tan. Mouth: "Ah~~~"

"I surrender"

Mo Tan, who felt that he was about to be forcibly kicked out of the game due to "heart rhythm disorder", "blood pressure surge" and other reasons because of the knee pillow, sighed, propped up his body and took the pair of chopsticks from Ji Xiaoge's hand, as if appointed. He put the piece of meat that didn't look very toxic into his mouth, and immediately took out three bottles of healing potion and two bottles of antidote from his bag, ready to pour them into his mouth at any time.

Yaya covered his eyes.

Jadeka and Dabus couldn't bear to look away.

Cordoba, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, was more loyal. When he saw that Mo Tan dared to put that thing into his mouth, he immediately jumped up, jumped over with a pair of short legs, and took out I got two blank pieces of parchment and a quill, wrote the word 'will' squarely on it, put it gently in front of Mo Tan, then arranged a string of beads from somewhere and hung it around my neck. , Baoxiang solemnly recited: "Namo Amitabha Ye Duotagadu Ye, Duodi Ye Ta Amitadu Povi"

That's right, it's the Rebirth Mantra.

Then Ji Xiaoge fed him an unshelled shock egg, and the world became pure again.

On the other hand, Mo Tan's side

One second has passed, two seconds have passed, five seconds have passed, and half a minute has passed.

Health value is normal!

Physical fitness is normal!

Sexual orientation is normal!

There is no exception in the status bar!

Cardiopulmonary function is normal!

Sight, smell, touch, hearing, and taste are normal!

【Everything is normal! ? 】

Mo Tan recalled the soft texture, tender and delicious food, and fresh taste, and felt that he was just dreaming now!

It's not that the piece of meat just now was really so delicious that he could shine and the diners would burst into tears. The fundamental reason why he was so shocked was because the thing was not made by anyone else, but by Ji Xiaoge. Logically speaking, it would not be surprising if the eater of this 'cuisine' is killed on the spot!

It turns out that this thing is not only edible, but also quite delicious! !

How could this not shock Mo Tan.

God feels pity for me. Could it be that this girl's persistence finally moved God, Buddha, Allah, the Holy Mother, the system, King Frieza and other beings to modify her cooking skills that can kill gods and demons to the point where she can eat them in her mouth? Is it enough? !

Do miracles really exist?

Could this world be so gentle?

"tasty!"

Mo Tan, who seemed to have broken through the mortal world and tasted the Three Realms and Five Elements in one bite, gave the girl a thumbs up and praised without hesitation: "It's so delicious!"

"But I always feel that you are thinking about something very rude."

"Haha, Yege, you really know how to joke, so how did you make this? It's so delicious!"

"It's made of fish!"

"Oh, how?"

“Just cut the fish first and then put it on the plate.”

"Hmm, what next?"

"Gone."

"ah?"

"It's gone. It's all on the plate, what else can there be?"

"Clam?"

Chapter 748: End