Quadruple split

"Don't forget who asked the question."

Ji Xiaoge fluttered her wings and flew back to Mo Tan, handed the rather gorgeous quill back to him, and made a face: "That last Dragon King who is afraid of having a hole in his head can't set any other answers, huh? …I can only help you so far, I can’t understand any other questions.”

The most awesome, the most handsome, the one who is known as the dream lover of 300 million female dragons...

The corner of Mo Tan's mouth twitched as he looked at the third question that had been replaced with the word 'correct'. He thought to himself why he didn't immediately realize that this was a sub-question, and was confident that he and Ji Xiaoge could do it. I was deeply concerned about whether I could complete this test paper within the specified time.

Although he has a certain degree of understanding of the World of Innocence with three characters, most of it is just common sense that locals are familiar with. As for more professional knowledge, what Mo Tan knows cannot be counted. Less, but not too much.

When he was a Black Brahma, he learned about many things about the union of holy religions, such as the simple deeds of the successive popes and saints of the Dawn Sect, such as the extremely curious teachings of the Justice Sect, such as the vegetable garden of the Plenty Sect, which can be harvested eight times a year, such as the sun The sect's Inquisition was very large.

When he was Tan Mo, he knew the operation process of Wanderer Hotel, investigated the history, social structure and customs of the Violet Empire, learned that in ancient times, a fortress organization called the God Destroyer Society played a trick on him, and found out the whispers. The sect's power system has learned how to blow up a mage tower, and even mastered the contact information and operating modes of many underground organizations.

As Mo Mo, he traveled to Tianzhu Mountain as soon as he came up, and learned a series of shocking secrets centered on the 'Apocalypse Prophecy'. He analyzed the problem of the spatial structure of Tianzhu Mountain, and heard about the Tianzhu Mountain Arena. The magnificent history and the glorious deeds of various heroes and warriors over thousands of years have also been established with two high-level observers and the chief engineer of Tianzhu Mountain. They even learned some about time from Ah Sang two days ago. Axis related settings.

These are not things that the general public can grasp. If we make a horizontal comparison among players, the effective information Mo Tan possesses is enough to kill a lot of keyboard warriors and uncle gangs in seconds. Even if he switches careers, he will be an information dealer. The kind that can make a few windfalls.

But...but...! ! !

Even so, it is impossible for him to know how the third-generation Dragon King named Romeo won the battle for the Dragon King! I don’t even know what the next-generation dragon captain’s special combo skill was... Bah, what did the fourth-generation Dragon King name him!

Is this thing an answer for normal people? ?

Even with Mo Tan's current psychological quality, he really couldn't calm down at the moment.

To be honest, this was the first time in his life that he felt helpless in front of a test paper. It was a rare experience that he could understand every word after taking it apart, and after arranging and combining them, he was left with a confused look on his face.

"Sixty minutes..."

Mo Tan sighed and said with a wry smile: "If we don't use unconventional means, it will be an impossible task."

"What are unconventional means?"

Ji Xiaoge tilted his head and looked at him curiously.

"It's just cheating."

Mo Tan blinked at the girl, and then continued to look at the huge test paper: "But we are not in a hurry now. We can look at other questions first, and if we encounter any that we are sure about, we will do it first."

Ji Xiaoge nodded slightly, and then quickly read the things on the parchment side by side with Mo Tan. His face became increasingly ugly, and his two rows of white teeth were biting loudly.

five minutes later

"He must have done it on purpose! He must have done it on purpose!"

The girl pointed at the test paper in front of her angrily, gritted her teeth and said with hatred: "He never intended to let others pass from the beginning! Is this something a normal person can do!"

At the same time, Mo Tan, who had finished reading the entire set of questions, sighed, nodded tiredly and mentally, and agreed with his partner's point of view.

I have to say that even with his big heart, he felt a little overwhelmed at the moment.

Just give a few examples...

[Part One: History of the Dragon Clan]

[Question 5: Please name the affair partner of the ex-husband of the fourth wife of the husband of the champion of the 15th Dragon Beauty Pageant]

? ! ? !

[Part 2: General History of the World]

[Question 5: Among the many suitors of Elf Queen Erza, the most legendary one died is ＿＿, and the cause of death is ＿＿＿]

? ! ? !

[Part 3: Common Sense]

[Question 2: The Golden Dragon King Carbin personally endorses what is known as the best teething toy for baby dragons]

This is called common sense! ?

“@#￥%\u0026!!!”

Ji Xiaoge, who had transformed into the shape of a badminton ball, rolled to the corner angrily, smearing honey on his small mouth and spitting out the fragrance.

"Lady, lady!"

While sweating coldly to comfort Ji Xiaoge, Mo Tan casually looked away from the test paper in front of him that he had no idea how to write on, and said in a deep voice: "It seems that with the knowledge of the two of us, we want to pass this test smoothly. There must be no way out, the matter has come to this, I can only cheat..."

Ji Xiaoge, who was squatting in the corner and drawing circles, suddenly had his eyes lit up. He fluttered his wings and flew back. He enthusiastically grabbed Mo Tan's arm and asked, "Yes, yes, you just said you can cheat! How can you cheat?" Cheating!"

As we all know, for the majority of young people, "cheating" is definitely a word that can arouse great joy and pleasure. Whether it is an exam or a game, taking advantage of loopholes can always bring endless pleasure to everyone. Not only does it have an attractive and direct The benefits and the small joy of doing bad things without being discovered are also very addictive.

“Think about our strengths.”

Mo Tan smiled and didn't show off. After saying that, he immediately sent a message to Ji Xiaoge: 'If you don't know, you can try asking someone who might know. ’

The girl blinked and replied curiously: 'Do you still have such a person in your friend list? ’

‘There is no such person in the friends column, but you can ask people in the friends column to find such a person. Wait a moment~’

Mo Tan quickly replied to Ji Xiaoge, and then clicked on another person in the friends column.

…

five minutes ago

Northwest Continent, a workshop in the Seventh Outer Mountain of Tianzhu Mountain

"Lu Wei, you old fool! Let me out! I regret it! I would rather stay in your cheating server! Let me out!"

The screams echoed in the empty workshop, but the owner who was well prepared had turned off all audio and video feedback equipment before leaving, so even if the kobold who was so desperate that he started scratching the door screamed, Luvi Fitz Master Urban certainly couldn't hear it either.

Fimiguel, who had transformed into a human and sat on a strange device, plucked his ears, stared at Cordoba who was scratching at the door crazily not far away with a look of disgust, curled his lips and said, "Can you stop bothering me?" Who was it that came up just now that you wanted to live and die? Why, Master Lu Wei just fulfilled your little wish and now he regrets it?"

"Fart your X!"

Cordoba, who finally succeeded in getting rid of the shackles of the 'server', roared angrily, turned his head and stared at his blue dragon friend with distraught eyes, and roared: "Would you do this damn thing in your place?!"

Feimiguer looked at him calmly, spread his hands and said: "You can't replace me, this thing can't withstand the soul of a thousand-year-old dragon, but haven't you used this before? Logically speaking, it should have been You just have to get used to it.”

"Fuck you! When have I used this before?"

Cordoba rushed towards Fimiguel with his short legs, and even fell down on the way. Unfortunately, he was not cute at all.

"Respect yourself, I can hit you two hundred times with one finger now."

With a smile, Fimiguel leaned over and pressed down Cordoba, who was trying to pounce on him and strangle him. While lowering the opponent's dog's head firmly, he grinned: "Isn't he just a dog-headed man? Well, it seems to be called an alpha dog form." Are you here? Haven't you experienced this before? Are you a little deer?"

Lujiang, who was standing shivering next to the two people, suddenly shrank his neck. Just when he was about to open his mouth to say something, he found that Cordoba's murderous eyes had glanced at him, and he quickly lowered his head and stopped talking, with a twisted expression. Xiafei's cheeks can be said to be quite beautiful.

But he is a man.

"Can it be the same?!"

Cordoba, who frightened Lu Jiang with his eyes, looked at Fimiguel with gritted teeth and said angrily: "Although they are all dogs, the one last time was a male after all. Luvina, old bastard this time But they stuffed me into a bitch!!”

Fimiguer smacked his lips, shook his head and corrected: "You have to pay attention, this is a kobold, not a dog, it is a female kobold, not a bitch. Kobolds are more or less intelligent creatures, and they have produced many heroes. , such as Inuyasha Killsuga, Matador Spike, Marshmallow White, Blue Hunter Snoopy, etc. Racial discrimination is not good.”

"Although you seemed to have said some very funny names just now..."

Cordoba was stunned for a moment, then twitched the corner of his mouth and shouted: "But the important point now is that my @@ is gone!!"

"Pfft!"

The deer sauce next to me squirted immediately.

Feimiguer also choked for a long time and laughed dryly: "Can you be more reserved? The little deer is still here!"

"Oh, is it so?"

Cordoba, who knew Lujiang was actually a boy, laughed ferociously, held down the former's shoulders and shook him vigorously, roaring: "My @@ is gone! @@ is gone! @@ is gone Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

That's right, Cordoba, who has lost his rune body, is in the alpha dog state at this moment, and his consciousness is forcibly poured into the body of a female kobold made by Lu Wei himself, which is very joyful.

To be honest, although the kobold race has two distinct genders - male/female - like most races, the specific manifestation is very unclear because they all have darker skin colors and long hair. , hairy face, flat and shriveled body, and even the sharp voice are very similar, so it is difficult for ordinary people to determine their gender.

But this incident still caused a huge blow to Cordoba's classmate. As the person involved, he realized the moment after being "exported" by Lu Wei that his@@ was incredible.

You must know that even with the rune body, Lu Wei has added basic sexual characteristics, otherwise his panel would not be [default male].

However, the body Cordoba is currently in has a very clear gender—female.

"Can this be tolerated!?"

Cordoba clenched his fists tightly and asked loudly to the two people in front of him: "Can you bear it!?"

Fimiguer rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Lujiang, on the other hand, raised his head and muttered with a wry smile: "That... what I said... I have been holding back..."

Then Cordoba stood there in a daze, and after a while, he slumped to the ground and said, "Hey, what you said makes so much sense, but I am speechless."

"So, just relax, just relax."

Fimiguel laughed, shook his head and said: "Master Lu has a bad temper to begin with, but you actually broke the body he prepared for you this time. Not a single piece of the Apocalypse Crystal that he brought down the mountain is left. He doesn't It’s already pretty good to peel off your cramps.”

Cordoba snorted and said unhappily: "Can you blame me? I don't...eh?"

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that he was stunned in the middle of speaking, Fimiguel quickly asked curiously: "Have you found @?"

"Looking for your uncle!"

Cordoba clicked his big teeth, and then asked with a strange expression: "What about that? Let me ask you a question, Femi."

"You speak."

"What skills did the third-generation Golden Dragon King Romio use in the battle for the Dragon King before he ascended the throne? What skills did he use and what skills did he use to defeat Zhu Liye, who ranked first in combat power? This combination of skills was defeated by the fourth-generation Golden Dragon King Tang What’s your name?”

Cordoba's expression when he asked the question was very painful.

"Oh, then you are asking the right person. I loved listening to stories when I was a child and I was good at history. Let me think about it..."

In the end, Fimiguel patted his chest and after thinking for less than five seconds, he said with confidence: "In more formal terms, it should be Golden Dragon Hook Claw, Tyrannosaurus Clamp Kill and Fen Kong Yan Tao, but we When I first learned it, I basically remembered it in the order of 'tickling the vaginal legs', 'killing a girl in the arms', and 'sealing love with a kiss'. The Fourth Dragon King called this combination...well, this is translated into common language It's a bit difficult, but if you translate it raw, you can understand it as 'three consecutive hits of sweet and secret love'."

Cordoba: "..."

Lujiang: "..."

After a full minute of silence, Cordoba sighed melancholy under Fimiguel's serious gaze: "Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"No, that's how we all remember it. We even watched the video when we were kids. Gee, His Majesty Romeo is really sexy, especially the last bite."

Fimiguer sighed, recalling the glorious past.

"Okay, then do you know what Golden Dragon King Kabin personally endorses and is known as the best teething toy for baby dragons?"

"A heavily armored dwarven heavy knight."

"!?!?"

Chapter 585: End