Quadruple split

Chapter 344 Sweeping Hunger

The most bold, craziest, and most unscrupulous attack since Ji Xiaoge established his character began. No, it is more appropriate to say that it is an indiscriminate bombing rather than an attack. He constantly took out all kinds of things from his bag. The equivalent amount of food is thrown at the enemy who is waiting for food with joy. The cuisine that was originally defined as a weapon by everyone has returned to its origin, taming the craziest diners with the simplest original intention!

There is no doubt that this is a gluttonous feast!

The hard and heavy steamed buns were smashed on the head, the flying pancakes flashing with a cold light came whistling, and the cute little magic bear Shaogan rained down and penetrated into Anthony's bloody mouth unceremoniously!

"Woo! Eat, Anthony, I still want to eat! It's delicious!"

Anthony, who seemed a little slurred because he kept chewing food, calmed down at some point. Stars seemed to be twinkling in his cloudy little eyes, filled with pure desire.

"There's more!"

Ji Xiaoge, who threw out the last piece of flying cake, landed on the ground, picked up the [Geve Brand Toaster-V4.26], smiled brightly, and then aimed at Anthony's big face and turned on the safety: "Remember to chew carefully and slowly. Oh~"

Bang bang bang bang! !

Gun smoke and metal played together, gunpowder and bread slices flew together. As the girl's slender white index finger pulled the trigger, a row of half-baked black pepper noodles that were not fully heated pulled out a series of afterimages in the air. Attacked Anthony's cheek, either swallowed by him without even chewing, or exploded between his lips and teeth. For a moment, the smacking sounds of the diners and the continuous explosions became the only sounds in the entire cave. There is no longer a third voice in .

"It's delicious! If you want to eat it, Anthony, you want to eat it too!"

Boom boom boom boom boom!

Anthony opened his mouth, ate, and praised with a smile on his face.

Ji Xiaoge loaded, loaded, aimed and shot with great energy.

The scene gradually became weird...

Under the seamless eating of the ogre (the head on the left), the girl's inventory of bread slices was wiped out in less than two minutes, but Ji Xiaoge was unable to resist Anthony's "Okay" It was a pitiful offensive to eat and eat, so he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and picked up the [tea egg for people with broken pieces] that he had put back in his bag before because he was afraid of accidentally hurting his companions.

By the way, Anthony had already let go of Mo Tan during the feeding process, and the latter was now struggling to walk towards the direction of the two dentures at the entrance of the cave despite the long-lasting [dizziness] effect. Stepping back, he looked back at the strange scene of whether it was feeding or bombing. What he saw was frightening and his eyes were beating.

"Hey, wouldn't it be better to use tea eggs?"

Seeing Ji Xiaoge holding the tea egg tightly and preparing to throw it with a cut fastball (two-seam fastball), Mo Tan shouted to her uneasily: "It's going to explode!"

The girl turned back and smiled at him, shook her head slightly and said, "I believe him!"

[What do you believe in him? ? 】

Mo Tan was straightforward.

The next moment, [Use broken tea eggs on people] took action brazenly!

Anthony, who had already reached a certain tacit understanding with Ji Xiaoge, opened his mouth and swallowed the fragrant tea egg with a squeal. Then Mo Tan, who was closer to them, heard the ogre There was a muffled sound in my stomach, as if something exploded inside... No, it must have exploded! The swallowed tea eggs indeed exploded, exploding directly in the stomach that cannot be exercised in any way. Even for a race as tough as the ogres, it must be...

"Hiccup~"

"Well!"

As a result, Anthony, who was full of comfort, and Dabbs, who was confused, blew out a black smoke ring at the same time, and the former actually looked at Ji Xiaoge expectantly after burping, and said naively: " It’s delicious, Anthony still… still wants to eat it.”

"okay!"

Then came the three-minute tea egg time. During this process, the muffled sound in the ogre's abdomen never stopped, followed by deafening @# sounds and burps, so despite the three minutes Minutes later, Ji Xiaoge's tea egg reserve was not exhausted, but the girl who was about to be vomited still changed the ingredients.

Fritters that are hard enough to be used as a crowbar and will emit sparks when eaten...

Sticky bean buns that stick to your teeth and explode immediately if you try hard...

Although it looks normal, it can make Anthony silent for several seconds after eating it before he can continue talking (it's so delicious, I still want to eat it)...

What's more, there are many weird objects that cannot be named at all, and even the varieties and raw materials cannot be seen. In nine cases out of ten, even the smell will cause various physical discomforts in everyone. Within a moment, Anthony's face had turned completely black. He could look like a criminal with a crescent moon printed on his forehead and a change of clothes.

The expressions of the onlookers gradually changed from fear (for Anthony) to shock, from shock to fear (for Ji Xiaoge), then from fear to numbness, and finally began to shiver unconsciously...

"Wang, Wang is so scared, Wang wants to go back!"

Yaya huddled behind Mo Tan, holding his little head in his hands and shivering, his two animal ears were tightly attached to his hair, his tail was subconsciously wrapped around Mo Tan's ankles, and he closed his eyes and whispered. He muttered: "I won't eat, Wang won't eat, Wang is so scared!"

Jadeka's performance was a little better than hers, but even though he seemed calm on the surface, he still unknowingly moved back nearly two meters away. You must know that the old man was knocked down by Anthony's fireball before and then got up again. Not even a step back.

As for those harpies...

"Well, this little brother."

Lian Na, who was relatively familiar with Mo Tan and the others, quietly flew to Mo Tan's side and whispered with a pale face: "Well, the sisters are safe now, and the person you want to save is also safe. Otherwise, Let that... that sister stop first, that... ugh... isn't that ogre your companion? Although he is a bit too much, he can't be punished to death..."

I don't know what Ji Xiaoge threw out again, but an indescribable, indescribable, strong, and in short very bad smell floated over, making Lian Na retching in pain.

"Well, how should I put it..."

Mo Tan pursed his lips hesitantly, then shrugged and said: "I think they all seem to be enjoying themselves, why don't we all go outside the cave and wait, our... uh, fellow ogre... There should be no need to worry about life, after all...if he could die, he would probably have died long ago..."

This is very true. After all, according to the information Mo Tan has learned, it is impossible for a normal person to survive for more than three yuan, let alone eating Ji Xiaoge's highly practical dishes. The little magic bear Shaoqian, as for letting the tea eggs explode in his stomach without dying, is already beyond his understanding. In addition, Anthony has always wanted to continue eating, so even if he is temporarily determined that the other party will not be eaten to death It shouldn't matter, right?

All in all, Mo Tan's proposal was unanimously approved by everyone. The harpies in the cave immediately ran out as if they had just woken up from a dream. Jadeka and Yaya also followed closely and left the dangerous area. The former also brought along the handsome man who, despite being tortured, at least still had some breath left...

On the other hand, Mo Tan stayed inside, standing in a relatively safe place and continuing to watch Ji Xiaoge bombard the ogre who never seemed to know what it meant to be full.

…

ten minutes later

Mo Tan, Ji Xiaoge and the ogre with a very good mouth walked out of the cave.

"Woof! Mo Wang and Sister Wang Ge are out!"

Yaya, who was lying at the entrance of the cave, immediately jumped up and ran to Mo Tan happily. He sniffed his ear affectionately and said, "I miss you, Wang!"

Lian Na on the side was stunned at that time: "We haven't been separated for a while..."

"Ahem, there's no logic in what Yaya kid says." Jadeka, who was sitting on the ground and resting, shrugged to Lianna, spread his hands and said, "How do you say that? Yes, if you take it seriously, you will lose."

Miss Harpy nodded thoughtfully, and while looking at Mo Tan intently, she murmured in a low voice: "So if you don't take it very seriously, you can win..."

Jadeka: "?"

"Ah, it's nothing." Liana waved her hands with a smile, then flapped her wings and flew to Mo Tan, bending down and making a strange bow to him: "Thank you for helping us...Eh!? "

The sunlight above her head was blocked by a huge figure.

I saw that the scourge who had caused a big fuss before suddenly bowed ninety degrees in front of Lian Na, and said in a loud voice that could break people's eardrums: "I'm sorry! We have caused trouble to everyone. Got it!"

"Ouch..."

The tooth that was resting on Mo Tan's shoulder swayed twice, and then he rolled his eyes with small mosquito coils and fell straight to the ground because the girl had carelessly released the silent mode before.

"Ah, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to."

Dabbs glanced at Yaya nervously, his voice instantly dropped an octave, and then turned to glare at Anthony who was having a silly laugh next to him: "You too, Anthony, hurry up and apologize to everyone!"

"ah……"

Anthony, who was immersed in happiness, was stunned for a moment and looked around blankly, which shocked the nervous Lina.

"Sorry, sorry, he has settled down now."

Dabbs grinned and apologized to Lina, then raised his arm and patted Anthony on the back of the head: "As I told you before, if there is a past in the morning, it will be changed in the evening. If you have a problem in the past and change it in the morning, don't you already know that you are wrong! Hurry up and apologize to others!"

Anthony reacted with his eyes straight for a while, then slowly lowered his head and turned 180 degrees (Mo felt that he probably wanted to have a group chat), and said in a sullen voice: "Anthony, it's not good, I did. , when you’re full, change, I’m sorry, apologize.”

"Pfft~"

Ji Xiaoge couldn't help laughing, stood on tiptoe and patted Anthony's big head, and praised happily: "Isn't this quite sensible~"

Dabbs was very dissatisfied. He shook his head at Anthony with a serious look on his face and said, "It's not about correcting it when you're full! It's about correcting it if you make a mistake. You have to realize the seriousness of the problem!"

"Snoring..."

"Are you listening to me?! Anthony!"

"Zzzzz..."

Dabus' face turned pale: "..."

"Ahem, it doesn't matter, we don't really care."

Mo Tan shook his head in amusement, and then looked at Lian Na beside him: "Miss Lian Na, do you think this is appropriate?"

"Ah, me."

Lian Na timidly glanced at the ogre in front of her, shook her head and said: "We have just examined several sisters who fainted. None of them suffered any serious injuries. The main reason for their coma was fright... And it sounds like it’s all those crazy girls’ fault, um, so let’s leave it at that.”

Dabbs breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked uneasily: "What about your sisters now..."

"They were sent back to the lair by the patrol team. Those bruises and bruises need to be treated a little, and a few people have to be put into solitary confinement." Lian Na shrugged a little and smiled at the head in front of her who seemed to be very talkative: "It's nothing serious."

"That's good, that's good."

Dabbs nodded repeatedly and looked at Anthony who was sleeping soundly with his neck crooked next to him with a headache: "I will educate him well in the future, and then I will come to apologize to you all."

Lian Na's face froze, she shook her head with a smile and said: "Forget it, our tribe is not so cautious, haven't you already rescued people, go back before it gets dark, well, it's hard to walk at night, Go back, go back."

Dabbs seemed to realize that he (and Anthony) had not left a good impression on the other party, so he nodded sarcastically.

"In that case, let's take our leave first."

Mo Tan also stood up (his physical strength was almost lost by Anthony) and smiled at Lian Na: "Thank you for your help."

"Eh?"

The harpy lady who was anxious to see off the guests just now was stunned for a moment, then waved her hands quickly and said: "Ah, it's okay, um, do you want to stay for dinner or something? My house is not far from here. The night view here It’s also very good, it’s very convenient for reading the stars and doing divination.”

Jadeka was stunned: "Didn't you just say that walking at night is difficult?"

Dabbs reacted quickly. He smiled narrowly at Mo Tan and said, "I can go back alone first. Anthony has settled down anyway."

"Ahem, no, let's go together."

Mo Tan, who was also not slow to respond, coughed dryly, then shook his head apologetically to Lian Na: "Forget it today, I'll be free another day."

"Oh, oh, okay."

The latter nodded with a red face, and while pawing the ground with his paws, he whispered: "Then come and play often..."

"..."

A few minutes later, Marugalin said

Ji Xiaoge, who was flying next to Mo Tan, winked at him and sent a friend message: 'Unexpectedly popular~'

'Uh, stop teasing me...'

‘I’m complimenting you~’

'Thank you very much...'