Quadruple split
Chapter 316 Chatting
"Tch, shouldn't you be supposed to close your eyes every now and then?"
The girl curled her lips and threw the [Tea Egg TEST-0.21] secretly clutched in her hand on the ground. A small bright yellow spark exploded, and she glared at Mo Tan half-jokingly. One glance: "What about the promised deer collision?"
"I am indeed a little deer." Mo Tan lowered his head and glanced at the shallow pit at his feet that was 'melted', and said with lingering fear: "This thing is strong whether it is stuffed into the mouth or hit on the face." It’s heart-warming.”
Ji Xiaoge spread her wings with a "swish" sound, walked up to the former and slapped him hard with her pair of snow-white wings, and said with a blushing face, feigning anger: "Although I just planned to scare you from the beginning. , but your reaction is so unpleasant! Do it again!"
Mo Tan was confused at that time: "Why do you want to do it again?"
"I asked you to close your eyes, and then you just do it!" Ji Xiaoge pouted angrily, although this girl was very sensible most of the time, except for her cooking skills and laughter. There is nothing wrong with him, but occasionally he will be a little willful. However, in most cases, the other parties are his parents and younger sisters. As for Mo Tan, this is the first time he has a little temper with an 'outsider' like Mo Tan: " Otherwise I would be angry!"
Mo Tan smiled coquettishly: "What will happen after you get angry?"
"I'm so scary when I'm angry! I...I..."
The girl stared at Mo Tan 'me' fiercely for a long time, and after a while, she drooped her wings in despair, squatted on the ground and drew circles: "I don't seem to be able to do anything. It's obviously you who gave me the gift. Well, although my original intention is just to eat and protect the safety of Yaya and the others, I understand, I understand..."
"I know, I know." Mo Tan shrugged, put his hands behind his back, and said with a wry smile: "It's whatever you say."
Ji Xiaoge laughed at that time, stood up, pointed at the tip of Mo Tan's nose and said, "Then close your eyes~"
"oh."
Mo Tan closed his eyes.
Then……
Soon enough, a round [Goubuhuo Bun] flew straight out of the girl's slender hand and hit Mo Tan's face.
And then……
Boom!
He was stopped by a perfectly timed [Shield Block].
Ji Xiaoge maintained his throwing posture: "..."
Mo Tan held the shield in front of him: "..."
The awkward atmosphere lasted for about half a minute before the dazzlingly beautiful girl twitched the corners of her mouth and looked at Mo Tan with a particularly hurt look: "If it wasn't a bun that was leaning against me just now, but my face, would it have been flattened by you now?" ?”
"Ah ha ha……"
The latter giggled, and then asked seriously: "Then is it possible that you will come up?"
Ji Xiaoge held out her chest, put her hands on her hips, and tossed her hair: "What a beautiful idea!"
Mo Tan touched the tip of his nose, took a small step back, and said with a sneer: "That's okay, it'll hurt when your bun hits someone."
Listen, is this human language? !
To be honest, Mo Tan's performance at this moment is very steely, very straight, very single, and it makes people want to kick him aside and replace him, although Ji Xiaoge did just accidentally play with him. Come on, even if you close your eyes seventy or eighty times, nothing will happen that you like, but...
but! !
Even if you get hit by that bun and lose 20 to 30% of your health, you won't die! Even if someone doesn’t mean anything at all, this kind of ambiguous joke is still a good opportunity to increase your favorability! Even if Ji Xiaoge has seen too many fancy pursuit methods, it is very difficult to improve her favorability at a certain level, but she has a good appearance and good character! Even if something unexpected happens, I may be tortured by this girl's absolutely incredible cooking skills in the future, but...
Okay, this is really scary.
Of course, Mo Tan was different from Ji Xiaoge, the bitch dad who struggled with his wife's cooking skills for several weeks before confirming the relationship. He didn't think about it that much.
However, he is not a straight man. After all, he can live to such an old age without being packed up and thrown into a mental hospital. Mo Tan's emotional intelligence cannot be too low. It is not that he doesn't know that it is very possible for him to sprout in those few minutes. A bit ambiguous atmosphere. In other words, if he is replaced by Tan Mo who is 'chaotic neutral', and he really has that heart, he can combine language, hints, jokes, guidance, etc. with a series of highly accurate methods with zero error tolerance. Precision operation can completely imprint this fleeting and subtle ambiguity in the hearts of most girls, laying a dirty and solid foundation for future development. Of course, this refers to Mo Tan and Tan Mo. 'Most girls', Ji Xiaoge's words are hard to say...
At this moment, Mo Tan, who is 'lawful and good', will not be as unethical as he is under certain circumstances. It's not that he hates or dislikes Ji Xiaoge or that he likes her so much that it would make him a coward. It's just because He doesn't have the bad habit (that many people have) of flirting whenever he finds an opportunity, so although the 'closed eyes' incident appeared as a good opportunity, he did not let the relationship between the two The rhythm develops in that 'good' direction, but it's like an ordinary fight between friends.
As for Ji Xiaoge’s thoughts…
She really didn't have much idea. She just found a random joke to make a joke with Mo Tan, and she had forgotten about it in less than half a minute.
"By the way, what did you say to that Mr. Hao?"
Ji Xiaoge fluttered his wings and floated next to Mo Tan, tilting his head and asking curiously: "Teacher Lu Wei said that he is always talkative, and he seems to be not very gregarious among those high-level observers~"
The long hair, which was coated with a layer of silver by the moonlight, hung down by her side like flowing water. The girl's delicate and flawless face was even more breathtaking against the backdrop of the starry sky. Even Mo Tan couldn't help but sigh in her heart. The upper limit of the Creator's talent is actually so high. Although the girl wearing the headdress still activates the passive talent of [Independence from the World], at such a close distance, her alluring appearance still has terrifying mental lethality. Even if No matter how picky and mean someone is, they can't help but have a crush on her and want to just stare at her face silently.
It’s not a heartfelt admiration, it’s just an intuitive manifestation of human instinct to love beautiful things...
It is so beautiful that it transcends language, rhetoric and beauty itself, turning it into a temperament-like existence. This is Ji Xiaoge.
And her own optimistic, cheerful, and clear-cut character of good and evil is also loved by people.
Although I don’t know why, only those who are not familiar with her will focus on her beauty, while those who are more familiar with or understand her... the first reaction when thinking of this girl is always her cooking skills...
[Maybe this is the state of ‘you can kill people with your face, but you have to use your talent’. 】
It is no exaggeration to say that even Mo Tan, who had the toughest mind at this moment, took nearly two seconds to look away with difficulty, shook his head and replied: "It's nothing, it's just all the high-level observers here. , Well, Master Lu Wei actually knows the fact that we are not locals of the Innocence Realm. Even the 'artificial soul' Cordoba did not hide it from them. Then there are some situations about Brother Lujiang. The rest The next thing…well, it’s my plan to leave Tianzhu Mountain.”
"Eh!?"
Ji Xiaoge was stunned at that time, and even forgot that she was in mid-air. If Mo Tan hadn't grabbed her quickly with his eyes and hands, the girl would have smashed her to the ground. She didn't stay still until she was put on the ground for a while. He muttered blankly: "I think I have worked very hard, why did I get discovered? The teacher didn't even mention it to me!"
Mo Tan shrugged, and then told Ji Xiaoge the things he had talked about with Long during the flashback, including the matter of the Light and Shadow Apocalypse. After all, Long had also implicitly expressed the "Apocalypse" before. "Light and shadow" can be said to his companions who are also from other worlds, not to mention that Cordoba has already known the general content long ago (whether offline or online).
"Well, I didn't expect that Lu Jiang's brother would do all the tricks as soon as he came up." Ji Xiaoge calmed down after hearing this, and played with his long hair and said with a smile: "Actually, if you think about it, this kind of thing doesn't matter. It doesn’t matter, as long as the teacher and the NPCs don’t suspect me, it doesn’t matter if I think about it carefully.”
Mo Tan, who was sitting next to her, nodded slightly: "It's really nothing, but it's better to pay as much attention as possible. After all, there are all kinds of NPCs. Master Lu Wei and the others know that it's nothing, but there's nothing wrong with being careful. That’s it, of course… I think it won’t be long before the concept of ‘outsiders’ appears in the sight of most NPCs.”
"Haha, after all, we are just playing games." The girl smiled, stretched out her little hand and grabbed a very bright star in the sky twice: "It's weird for us players who are always careful to hide themselves, right?"
Mo Tan spread his hands: "I just think it's safer this way. Imagine that an intelligent life that looks similar to us but actually comes from the Andromeda Galaxy appears on Earth..."
"Slice~" Ji Xiaoge stuck out his tongue, then stretched out his index finger to point his smooth chin with a serious look: "Ah, if it appeared somewhere in our country, it might be eaten before it was sliced. ~”
Mo Tan choked immediately and coughed several times before looking helplessly at the girl next to him: "This is an old joke from decades ago..."
"Maybe it's because it has something to do with cooking~" Ji Xiaoge shook his head and hummed a particularly pleasant tune twice, then widened his eyes with a look of collapse on his face, and said dreamily: "Human flesh cooking and so on... Actually, I occasionally...hehe...hehehe..."
"oh."
"Hey! Aren't you scared?!"
"It's really too fake..."
"No way! My dad was so scared that he rolled off the sofa!"
"Your dad loves you so much..."
Mo Tan smiled and scratched the small patch of dragon scales on his cheek that he was not used to a few days ago: "You have never seen a really good actor."
"Uh-huh, my dad and his daughter are telling you that a few obsessed people were beaten terribly by him before." Ji Xiaogete fluttered his wings proudly, then gathered them in front of him and wrapped himself into a He picked up a badminton with only his head exposed: "Well, it's much warmer~"
Mo Tan, who has been living alone since childhood, asked curiously: "Is your father the son of the Lian family?"
"No, he used to deliver express, but now he is temporarily unemployed and living at home." Ji Xiaoge shook his head, holding his chin and laughed: "But he did something dirty!"
Mo Tan: "..."
Looking at the girl's proud expression, he really didn't know how to continue the topic.
"Say, you're leaving tomorrow?"
Badminton turned to look at Mo Tan, and asked with some trepidation: "How many more days will you stay here?"
"No need, I've stayed long enough." Mo Tan stretched out and shook his head: "Jadeka and Yaya also plan to join me. The three of us registered at Anka Market before. The adventurer team has a mission yet to be handed in, so it’s time to count the days.”
Ji Xiaoge blinked curiously: "What mission?"
"Well……"
Mo Tan twitched his lips in embarrassment, shrugged and said, "Go to the ruins of Underhill to find a stone and take it back. The deadline is one month."
"It sounds so powerful." The girl suddenly became interested and asked with special interest: "What kind of stone is it?"
"It's just...an ordinary stone..."
"ha?"
In desperation, Mo Tan told Ji Xiaoge about the trouble some people (actually it had nothing to do with him) in Anka Market, which made the latter...
He burst out laughing.
After a while, Ji Xiaoge, who had regained his breath, released the badminton mode, clenched his fists and said firmly: "I'll go with you too!"
This time it was Mo Tan's turn to be confused: "Huh? Don't you want to learn engineering from Master Lu and improve your cooking skills at the same time? Where can you find such good conditions in Tianzhu Mountain?"
"But it would be boring to stay in the Seventh Outer Mountain all the time without you guys here~"
Ji Xiaoge made a face and said with a smile: "Although I am very happy staying here, if I think about it carefully, I should walk more. And my teleportation beacon is a special type. If you want to come back, you can come back at any time, um , that’s it, I’ll tell the teacher tomorrow that I’m going to travel and travel, and then I’ll go with you. The Adventurer Team sounds interesting! And there should be a lot of good ingredients in other places, right? Just treat it as a long-term experience. Sigh."
"As long as Master Lu Wei agrees, I have no objection."
Mo Tan nodded and chuckled: "And if you are a player, you can help me explain to Jadeka and Yaya when I am offline."
"I think so, or just tell them~"
Ji Xiaoge waved her little hand, and then suddenly looked at Mo Tan with some surprise: "By the way, you were online for a particularly long time today! Did you skip work because you wanted to chat with me?"
Mo Tan touched his nose: "Ahem, I'll get off first."
Ji Xiaoge smiled slyly: "If you do it now, you have a guilty conscience."
The next second...
Mo Tan, who was just joking at first, was suddenly shocked, and then glanced at Ji Xiaoge with a wry smile: "I mean, I really deserve it."
"You have a guilty conscience if you want to do it now!"
"I……"
…
five minutes later
[You have been disconnected urgently, please choose whether to reconnect]
"..."
[Reconnection begins...]
[Connection completed, reading character information]
[Welcome to the innocent continent, chaotic and evil Mo, I wish you good night]
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Chapter 313: End
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