Quadruple split

Listen to meow's argument first

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Northwest Continent, Anka Market, Adventurer Guild

"So, I first used the Qinglong Water-Taking Move, followed by two kite flips, and then used my right hand to attack his clavicle, appendix and hips, which immediately shocked the murderer!"

In the window closest to the inside, there was a slightly gentle-looking cat-eared thief with light red vertical pupils, who was dancing and spitting to describe his previous "glorious achievements" to the young lady behind the counter. Although he introduced it very hard and his eloquence was comparable to that of a professional bard, for some reason, such a wonderful and passionate speech did not receive any positive response.

One of the front desk staff of the Anka Market Adventurer Guild, a young lady named Chris, just stared at the cat-man in front of her calmly, and her lavender eyes seemed to be brewing a thunderstorm.

Although this girl Chris is strictly speaking a beauty, even if the free matching parts under her receptionist's coat are only a black and white checkered vertical striped shirt and a white round hat, the sense of oppression exuded by this young lady is still different from that of ordinary people.

In short, it is... a strong desire to kill.

Yes, Miss Chris has a strong desire to kill, which is a consensus that all adventurers who have stayed in Anka Market for a period of time are familiar with, or even experienced personally, and the reason is very simple, that is, although Chris herself has no problems, in fact, her probability of encountering strange people and strange things is always among the top among all colleagues.

In the current world view, more than 70% of the above content is not a good thing. To give the simplest example, when Jadka was unable to reduce the explosion rate of the staff to below 90%, when Anthony Dabbs registered as an adventurer, and before Yaya wandered to the Anka Market and was picked up by Mo Tan, it was Chris who was responsible for receiving them.

What's more terrifying is that this group of weirdos is just the tip of the iceberg of Chris's record. In fact, all those talents who don't take the usual path will basically be guided to the window in charge of Chris by some kind of power like the will of the universe, and will be angered after a period of time or a long time.

It is precisely because of this that this receptionist who is about to become some kind of urban legend is like a powder keg in most cases, with a full sense of oppression and ready to explode.

Today, as usual, as the first person to go to the Adventurer's Guild to report because of a failed mission, Aramis and his companions squeezed into the bustling hall and went straight to Chris to argue. What's more annoying is that as the main speaker of the argument, the cat-man thief obviously didn't notice the increasingly fierce anger in the eyes of the young lady, and he kept talking for a whole class!

That's right, forty-five minutes!

Forty-five minutes! He just chatted with Miss Chris for forty-five minutes without even a sip of water!

It's no exaggeration to say that after this sophistry that can be called a speech lasted for more than thirty minutes, not to mention Chris, the person involved, even the adventurers around him who were watching the fun... and his companions wanted to beat him up.

"So what you mean is--"

Finally, when Aramis finished his statement and showed Chris in front of him a smile that he thought was very charming, but in fact it was extremely cheap, the young lady behind the counter confirmed with a blank expression: "Despite great efforts, your results have completely angered the cowardly [Night Monkey] with mid-level strength, and after being severely teased by it... lost it?"

Aramis coughed lightly and said seriously: "Although I noticed that your focus is not objective in the strict sense, I am willing to face the relatively appropriate part of it."

"Relatively appropriate part?"

Chris lowered his eyes, picked up the feather pen and wrote two lines of cursive writing on the task log, which was continuous and winding, elegant and natural, showing the beauty of the vastness, and asked without raising his head: "For example?"

"For example...we accidentally angered that Just a naughty little guy."

"Yeah."

"Also, we did play with it and received high praise from Monkey Brother."

"What form of praise?"

"..."

"Talking."

"Trying to crack nuts with my head, obviously, I almost won its absolute trust."

"So you even let it hit you on the head?"

"I think it's just a way for friends to keep in touch."

"Very good, anything else?"

"Also, we did accidentally lose the trace of the child. Alas, what a poor little guy, he must have lost it when playing hide-and-seek with Yu Shang, after all, that woman is too murderous."

"I see, I completely understand."

"Hey, wait, I haven't emphasized the last point."

"You said."

"As you repeated, we did put a lot of effort into this, so..."

Bang!

With a loud bang, Chris fiercely stamped a seal on the lower right corner of the mission log in front of him, and said without looking up: "This is the certificate of [mission failure], in the name of the guild."

"Give it to me."

Alamis lowered his shoulders in frustration and raised his hand to get the document: "I am writing, maybe I can polish this document for you and say no..."

Bang! !

With the second loud bang, Alamis' right hand froze in the air, while a piece of burnt black hair fell on his shoulder.

"This is [12.7*33mm large-caliber armor-breaking bullet]."

Chris looked up and looked at Alamis expressionlessly, holding some engineering device that looked like a short-handled musket in shape but was very shocking in visual impact, slowly moving it towards Alamis The cherry lips opened lightly and exhaled like orchids: "In the name of the employer."

"Ahem."

Alamis raised his hands gently, the curve of the corners of his mouth stiff and dry: "Listen to me, my dear lady, I promise this is just a regrettable accident. In the name of Hemer, the goddess of dawn, I believe the employer will Understand our suffering..."

"This is the continuous hair mode of [Deer Hunter]."

Chris' slender index finger slightly raised, causing the wild-shaped deadly machine in his hand to make an unknown clanging sound, and then showed a sweet, bright and brilliant smile to the sweaty cat thief, and then He pulled the trigger without hesitation for a second: "In my personal name."

Bang bang bang bang! Bang bang bang bang! Bang bang bang bang! ! !

In this way, accompanied by the scorching hunting projectiles, the screaming crowd fleeing everywhere, the cat-man who started to eject and the hysterical laughter from a front desk, [Fish] Adventurers team In this way, he escaped from the first floor hall of the Adventurer Guild in a very embarrassing manner, and ran to the alley where there was no gunshot sound two streets away before stopping and breathing heavily.

Of course, to be precise, Alamis and Podos should be gasping for breath. As for the other two, considering that Wu Nian has been sitting on Portus' shoulders, Yu Shang had already said it in Alamis' When playing, the word "playing" suppresses your own sense of existence to the lowest point, and leaves without hesitation and marks the escape route for your partners. Their physical energy consumption is completely negligible.

“So…”

Yu Shang pulled down his hood, turned to see that his physical fitness was almost bottoming out. Alamis, who was holding the wall and sticking out his tongue, said helplessly: "Do you have any reason to anger her?"

"How could it be? I just overestimated my charm and thought she would lose herself in front of such a handsome face, and then give us some rewards if the task failed."

Alamis shook her ears and shrugged, "But it's obvious that she has been professionally trained and can be calm even if she is facing me."

Wu Nian, who was sitting on the shoulder of the highlander, smacked his lips and complained, "No matter how you look, it doesn't seem calm, right?"

"yes."

Podos sneered and echoed: "Including the gun in her hand, it's almost the same enthusiasm as fire."

"shallow."

Alamis shook his head and glanced at Bodos with contempt: "You must observe the essence through the surface, idiot, [World of Innocence] is not those games where NPCs are not as high as your IQ. I dare to take my own. Conscientiously, although the young lady seemed a little excited, she not only had no worries in her heart during the few seconds when we looked at each other affectionately, but she might even want to laugh a little."

Podos nodded, concisely: "Go to you."

"You two stop first."

It is very clear that if no one cares about it, the subsequent communication between the two will be full of confusing garbled and silenced words, so Yu Shang immediately raised his hand to block the cat man's rebuttal, and changed the topic casually: " Having said that, I heard that the strategy of the limited-time secret realm was quite progressing, and with the influx of non-professional players outside the club and studio in the past few days, the efficiency did not slow down with the increase in difficulty, but also Faster."

Alamis yawned and nodded lazily: "Oh."

"If I remember correctly, you should be the president and vice president of the Ashes."

Although it has short purple hair, the eyes on the left are completely blocked by bangs. The half-dragon girl who had just joined the [Fish of Fire] with the fairy on Bodos' shoulder not long ago frowned and asked, "That's a big deal, you two are just here to join the "Fish of Fire" not long ago. Is it really okay to be absent? Ashes should be one of the first organizations to agree to the Pofeng Bird and Green Apple Chamber of Commerce to "open up the land", right? "

Podos, who is rare to unify his position with Alamis, grinned and said happily: "No problem, anyway, he is the president who takes the blame and mascot. There are two vice presidents, Wei Wu and Apo, Bebe I am here with other cadres, what problems can I have.”

“By the way ~”

Alamis shook his finger and added, "Although it seems that everything is going well now, as if everyone can razed that secret realm to the ground in a few days, I dare to use my chastity to ensure that I can move forward at most. In one area, the strategy there will be severe frustration. Ordinary players will probably experience the largest "death wave" since the game is launched, and clubs and studios will also lose a considerable amount of it. The existence form is a consumable. Role."

Although he was not interested in clubs and studios before, he noticed during the [Crime Debate] that those professional players were not all power levelers, power brushers, power grinders, celebrities, and professional gold farmers, but more "human" game practitioners. Yu Shang, who had changed his mind about this group, asked: "What is a cannon fodder role?"

"It is a 'role' positioned as a 'cannon fodder'."

The cat man gave a meek answer, and then took out a comb to deal with a considerable part of his hair that was curled, and further explained: "As for the use, there are many kinds, filling in the line, misleading, brushing materials, etc. can be used. This time, it should be a pity show. After all, if someone like me can guess it, there is no reason why those big names who are professional players can't guess it. "

"So, even though they know that they may encounter a big setback next, they still don't plan to remind ordinary players to pay attention to safety?"

Yu Shang nodded slightly, and said, "But in order not to be criticized later, those professional clubs and studios will put a group of "expendable characters" before the danger comes, and then create a situation where professional players are dying like ordinary players, but in fact their overall strength will not be shaken at all?"

Podos snapped his fingers, and the music He said with a chuckle: "Most of them are right, but you are wrong about one thing. Whether it is the club or the studio, they have been reminding ordinary players to pay attention to safety, protect themselves, and avoid danger."

Yu Shang: "...Huh?"

"Because whether they say it or not is one thing, and whether others listen or not is another thing."

Aramis leaned against the wall with his arms folded, and said leisurely: "After all, in the understanding of most people, those reminders will basically be translated into 'those idiots in professional clubs and studios want to steal my contribution points'."

Wu Nian on Portos's shoulder blinked and asked curiously: "So they actually didn't plan to tell the ordinary players Are they trying to get contribution points from common players?"

"You're overthinking it. Of course they've been trying to get contribution points to death."

"Oh, this."

"So this is the beginning..."

"It's a conspiracy at the level of middle school students. If you listen to me, I'll take advantage of you. If you don't listen to me and die, don't blame me for not reminding you. The main feature is a flexible non-stick pan."

"It can't be that all players can't figure this out, right?"

"Of course not. There are too many people who can figure it out. If you don't believe me, go to the forum now and you'll see a lot of posts that say the same thing as me."

"Then why are you still..."

"Because there are more idiots."

"..."

Chapter 2,464: The End

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