Quadruple split

Chapter 230 Cordoba Storytelling Meeting

A moment later, Yidong supported the staggering Kordo... Cui Xiaoyu walked in. The latter reluctantly raised his hand to greet everyone, and then fell down on the carpet motionless.

At first glance, he looked like he was dead...

"Hey!" Kang Lan was startled, looking at the nearly two-meter-long man on the ground in horror, and asked Yi Dong in a low voice: "Is this strong man okay?"

The latter shook his head: "It's okay, it just hit the door just now. I guess it will be fine if it takes a while."

Yuchen pursed his lips, then suddenly stood up and ran to Cui Xiaoyu's side. He looked around for a while before turning back and nodding to everyone, and whispered: "It seems that he is indeed confused. Let him lie down for a while." Just fine."

"So this is the student Cui who I didn't catch up with before." Ji Xiaoge glanced at Cui Xiaoyu curiously, turned to Yi Dong and asked: "How did he hit the door?"

Yi Dong opened his mouth, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by Cui Xiaoyu, who was struggling to sit up. This big brother, who was inexplicably bookish, let out a long sigh of relief, covered his forehead and said, "I will do this this morning." I ate too much, so I took a nap, but ended up oversleeping. This New Year guy still couldn’t get a taxi..."

"Well, I remember that the hotel you stayed in was a bit far away from here." Mo Tan, who had met Cui Xiaoyu in real life, nodded, and then asked curiously: "So why did you hit the door?"

Xiaoyu patted his cheek hard, then turned to Mo Tan and grinned: "Long time no see, I didn't take a taxi, so I ran all the way here, well, it took about two hours. , but in the end, he ran away and crashed into the car without stopping."

"What a strong recovery ability!" Yuchen looked at the strong man in front of him who had returned to normal in the blink of an eye, and muttered blankly, then reflected on what he just said, and blinked in confusion: "But just now I heard several noises..."

Yi Dong laughed dryly: "That's right, because he hit his head first, then hit his knee when he fell down, and finally smashed his face on the door. I almost died of fright just now."

Cui Xiaoyu waved his hands indifferently, stood up and grinned at everyone: "Happy New Year everyone! My name is Cui Xiaoyu. I didn't make it to the last gathering due to some accidents. Yi Dong, Mo Tan and Huo Yan Yangdu knows me."

"Ahem, you'd better call me by my name." Wan Yang coughed slightly and shook his head uncomfortably: "It feels so good to talk about Huo Yanyang outside the game."

Then everyone introduced themselves one after another, until Ji Xiaoge greeted Cui Xiaoyu with a smile...

"Hey!" Cui Xiaoyu suddenly frowned and stretched his neck to look at Ji Xiaoge carefully. His expression was so focused that he even ignored the faint murderous look in Ji Xiaodao's eyes.

[Ah, that’s what happened...]

Looking at the thoughtful Cui Xiaoyu, the confused Ji Xiaoge and the increasingly cold-looking Ji Xiaodao, Mo Tan reacted immediately, but now he couldn't explain the problem and could only pretend Bewildered and act as onlookers with others.

Half a minute later...

"Hey." Ji Xiaodao, whose expression had completely cooled down, finally stopped being silent. She turned slightly sideways in front of her sister, staring unkindly at Cui Xiaoyu who looked like a lunatic (everyone thought so): " What are you looking at?"

This girl, who was used to chasing away harassers for her sister, had dagger-like eyes, and her whole body exuded a low pressure that could repel people from thousands of miles away. Wan Yang, who was already a little afraid of the cold, subconsciously tightened his down jacket.

"Uh, Xiaodao, don't be like this." Ji Xiaoge tugged on his sister's sleeves, and then asked Cui Xiaoyu with some confusion: "What's wrong with me? Classmate Xiaoyu?"

[Just because you look good...]

Everyone except Mo Tan invariably thought that Wan Yang, who was most familiar with Cui Xiaoyu, even looked away in embarrassment. He felt a little embarrassed.

Although Ji Xiaoge was dressed like a tomboy, he was still very beautiful, and could even be said to be a bit too good-looking, but no matter what he did, he would not be able to reveal such a virtuous character.

But Cui Xiaoyu still didn't react at all, just looked at Ji Xiaoge and thought deeply...

Wan Yang covered his forehead...

Yi Dong coughed continuously and made no achievements...

A trace of contempt flashed in Kang Lan's eyes...

Yuchen tightened his tight clothes and took two steps to the side...

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more awkward, Mo Tan, who had accidentally changed his personality in the toilet, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up, walked to Cui Xiaoyu, patted his shoulder, and said meaningfully: "You and Xiaoge Have you met my classmates before?"

Intentionally or unintentionally, he emphasized the word 'pigeon' a little bit, but it was still quite vague.

【Bullshit~】

Others thought in unison.

But Cui Xiaoyu clapped her hands fiercely: "Yes!"

[That’s right...]

Others continued in unison.

Ji Xiaoge's eyes widened: "Huh?! I've never seen you before."

Ji Xiaodao snorted contemptuously.

"No, no, no, it should be you, I finally remembered it!" Cui Xiaoyu suddenly pointed at Ji Xiaoge and shouted: "Ye Ge! You are Ye Ge, right?"

Everyone was stunned, and the Ji family sisters were also stunned. Mo Tan quietly let out a long sigh of relief.

"I'm Ye Ge, yes." Ji Xiaoge was stunned for a while before nodding, looking puzzled at the strong man in front of him, whom he had no memory of, "I don't know you..."

Cui Xiaoyu shook her head like a rattle: "No, no, no! You know me! There's no way you don't know me! I'm Cordoba, the one from Tianzhu Mountain! Cordoba!"

"Cordoba!?"

Ji Xiaoge was startled, and subconsciously sketched in his mind the person whose body was covered with mechanical structures, who had two rows of heat dissipation holes on the back of his neck, who was prone to OTZ if he had insufficient energy, who was carrying a large staff behind his back, who could The player who had just been confronting the dragon for a while, who was called a 'prodigal', a 'defective' and an 'unlucky' by Teacher Lu Wei, who had a kobold body as his second form, was extremely unbelievable. His mouth opened wide: "You are really Cordoba! You look nothing like the one in the game!!"

"It certainly doesn't look like it. The body in the game was made by Rubina, and I'm not a robot." Cordoba laughed loudly, and then made a funny expression: "You haven't seen me yet. What was he like when he was a sand gnome, otherwise you wouldn’t even be able to remember.”

Ji Xiaoge burst into laughter, and then suddenly said out of nowhere: "That dwarf sister with the mustache has been looking forward to your return early!"

Mo Tan, who was sucking the warm water, suddenly choked and started coughing crazily while holding on to the sofa.

Several other people also reacted at this moment: "Do you know each other!?"

"We know each other!" Ji Xiaoge nodded vigorously, patted Cui Xiaoyu's shoulder and said: "My mentor in the game is his maker. We played together for a while some time ago, but he has gone to other places now. Went to do some work somewhere."

Yidong whistled and said: "I want to know more about that little bearded dwarf sister~"

Cui Xiaoyu's face turned green at that time: "You don't know anything!"

"Oh, why am I not so lucky?" Kang Lan smacked his lips, shook his head and sighed: "As an elf, I have never even met a beautiful girl of the same race. I am really ashamed of my hukou." "

Yuchen handed Mo Tan a glass of water and chuckled: "So he is Cordoba. That's great. I feel like he is a good person."

Mo Tan almost squirted again.

Wan Yang grabbed Cui Xiaoyu's shoulders and said with a smile: "Brother Yu is mighty, I really didn't mean to despise you for being an idiot just now!"

"What?" Cui Xiaoyu, who had not expected this aspect at first, was stunned for a moment, and then looked at everyone with a particularly painful look: "I dare you to treat me as a nympho just now, right?"

Dry coughs came and went.

Ji Xiaodao nodded slightly to Cui Xiaoyu: "I was sorry just now."

"Ha~ What's there to be embarrassed about?" Cui Xiaoyu smiled broadly, then sat back on the carpet and took out his mobile phone: "A lot of good things have happened recently, tsk tsk, everyone, come and take a look at this! It's awesome Really fucked up!"

Everyone came over to take a look, and it turned out that it was still today's update announcement from the Innocence Realm.

Cui Xiaoyu poked at the screen: "Here, take a look at this~"

"Huh?" Yidong stretched his neck and took a look, then crossed his arms and shook his head: "You are a step too late. Everyone has been discussing this topic for a long time."

Ji Xiaoge covered her little mouth with force and smiled tremblingly: "Sure enough, I find it very interesting every time I watch it!"

Yuchen also smiled slightly: "The official is very naughty~"

Wan Yang and Kang Lan looked at each other and smiled: "It happened a few hours ago."

Mo Tan: "..."

"Yeah, it's very useful, right!" Cui Xiaoyu slapped her thigh hard and said with a smile: "That's it, it must be a BUG that Te Miao was sent to the septic tank after it went online! My second I wrote more than 20 report letters this morning and sent them to the official email address of that junk game. As expected, I fixed it. Damn it, that is no place for people to stay. It smells like that! Now I finally don’t have to worry about it... ugh ...What expression do you have?"

All members: "..."

【I knew it! 】

Only Mo Tan turned away in pain.

ten minutes later

Cui Xiaoyu took a sip of hot water with a livid face, and said in an unusually low voice: "So... you all think that it is impossible for someone to be so unlucky, right?"

Everyone staggered with laughter and twitched feebly. Ji Xiaoge had already started rolling around on the floor holding the mat.

Cui Xiaoyu: "...MMP."

Ji Xiaodao, who had always had a sullen face, laughed out loud.

"Huh?" Cui Xiaoyu glanced at her subconsciously, then his body was shocked again (it was shocked by the anger of this group of people just now), and he stared at her face suspiciously: "Have I seen you before...?"

Ji Xiaodao shook his head.

Cui Xiaoyu pursed her lips in confusion: "No, I must have seen you before. Let me think about it..."

"Hey, Brother Yu, are you stupid?" At this moment, Wan Yang suddenly hugged his shoulders from behind and said with a smile: "Classmate Xiaodao is the biological sister of classmate Xiaoge. The two of them look exactly alike. You’ve met my sister in the game, so it’s normal for her to look familiar, right?”

Cui Xiaoyu blinked twice: "Is that so?"

At this time, Ji Xiaoge, who finally stopped rolling, wiped away tears and raised his head, smiling: "That should be it. I have short hair in real life, but in the game I have long hair. Xiaodao has always had long hair. You You must have confused her with me in the game, right?"

"Well, there seems to be a little bit of truth." Cui Xiaoyu scratched his hair, and then shrugged to Ji Xiaodao: "Sorry, please don't think of me as a nymphomaniac."

After saying that, he slapped Wan Yang with an elbow.

Ji Xiaodao shook his head: "No, don't worry."

"Okay, okay, Brother Yu, continue to tell me about the times you died before!" Wan Yang especially eagerly dragged Cui Xiaoyu to sit on the carpet and asked with great interest: "Being beaten to death by orcs with sticks and Now that we’ve talked about being stabbed to death by a pervert, what’s next?”

Cui Xiaoyu rolled her eyes: "Can we say something happy?"

"We're all our own people, so don't let anyone know about it!" Wan Yang rubbed his hands with a playful smile, his eyes filled with curiosity: "Tell me about it, let's talk about it!"

Yi Dong and Kang Lan also came over at this moment: "What's going on?"

With a smile on his face, Wan Yang turned around and gave the two of them some knowledge about the several death experiences that Cordoba had 'boasted' before. Finally, he said that it was not finished yet and he was here to press for an update.

"Damn, it's so exciting!" Kang Lan was shocked at that time. She quickly sat cross-legged on the ground and took out a handful of melon seeds from her trouser pocket: "Tell me about it, tell me about it!"

Yi Dong also dragged Mo Tan, who was guarding the coffee pot, over, saying that he wanted to share the good things with his brothers.

Ji Xiaoge also pulled Yuchen over, who was huddled in the corner of the sofa. Everyone sat on the floor around Cui Xiaoyu, each holding handfuls of melon seeds that Kang Lan had scattered, as if they were planning to hold a storytelling session.

"I'm so damn sinful." Cui Xiaoyu saw this situation and knew that exposing his dark history was the inevitable trend, so he stopped struggling, slapped his thigh suddenly, and started from the beginning: "I remember back then... …”

In the next ten minutes, there was the sound of crackling melon seeds and various kinds of sounds including but not limited to 'ugh~', 'wow', 'let me strangle', and 'is this okay? ! ’, ‘It’s so exciting, isn’t it?’, ‘Is Garfield the same Garfield?’, ‘Is it so fucking explosive? ’, ‘It’s so scary’, and ‘F*ck 666’ were exclamated one after another. The atmosphere at the scene was extremely lively. Cui Xiaoyu, the student involved, became more and more excited as he talked, as if he had forgotten how devastated he was at that time.

Then……

"The most exciting thing is the Southeast Continent!" Cui Xiaoyu smacked his lips, grabbed the melon seeds from Wan Yang's palm, cracked them while shaking his head and said: "I already had a rune body at that time, you know What! Guess what the result is! A pervert beat me to death! Can you believe it after I was beaten to death?!"

Everyone was in an uproar, and Ji Xiaodao suddenly widened his eyes.

【It's him! ! ! 】

Chapter 227: End

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