Quadruple split

Game time AM11:20

Public space, fiery red private room

"Did you see it?"

The tall and thin blue-haired young man with a few pimples on his face frowned and gritted his teeth to the pot-bellied Mediterranean man on the sofa opposite: "This is the strength of the top 16. Although the characters you bought with money are powerful, they have no chance of winning in this level of competition."

The man with a very thriving figure but a rather barren head, wearing a gray shirt, jeans and old-fashioned leather sandals, frowned: "Xiaotian, don't talk like that. It makes it seem as if my uncles and aunts and uncles have only relied on money to get to this point."

Because his name is too cool, Zhao Ritian (game ID: Zhaohao), who has entered the rebellious period since the third grade of elementary school and has not yet gotten out of this state until the second year of high school, gritted his teeth and said: "But this is clearly the fact! You can get to this point clearly because of your good equipment and good luck. It's outrageous!"

"Ritian, don't say that."

A short and fat teenager wearing glasses shook his head and said seriously: "Although they are not as good as us, the uncles and aunts are still quite capable."

Zhao Hao was furious and said angrily: "Don't call me Ritian!!!"

"Xiaotian!"

The middle-aged man with a big belly slapped the armrest of the sofa and said majestically: "Don't say dirty words!"

Zhao Hao: "..."

"Okay, okay, it's normal for children to be careless, Lao Zhao, don't get angry."

A short woman sitting opposite Lao Zhao waved her hand. The lady looked about 40 or 50 years old, wearing a knitted sweater, cropped pants and a pink apron, and said kindly: "The game is about to start. If your blood pressure goes up and you are kicked out of the game, we will have one less person to play."

Lao Zhao nodded obediently, glared at Zhao Hao fiercely and stopped talking.

"So..."

A short-haired girl who was sitting cross-legged on the ground playing a handheld game console with a lollipop in her mouth sighed and said helplessly: "Do we have to play?"

"Isn't this your area of ​​expertise?"

The man who was wearing a suit that was one size larger and had a slightly hunched back pushed his glasses: "Nannan, are you scared?"

"No, I just think it's meaningless. After all, I was pulled in to make up the numbers."

The girl whose real name is Liu Shengnan and whose game ID is Nannannan shrugged and reminded: "By the way, next week is the anniversary of your first date with your mother. Remember it. I don't want to accompany you to eat stir-fried potatoes with shredded ginger for another month."

Old Liu: "...I'm sorry."

"Old Liu, take a look at the atmosphere."

The girl was driving a small Looking at the stock index on the screen, a tall woman in an office lady outfit with frameless glasses and light makeup coughed lightly and reminded: "Now should be the stage of saying harsh words. The interaction between you and your daughter seems to be a little too relaxed and happy."

Old Liu suddenly widened his eyes and said in surprise: "What have you experienced to feel that the stir-fried potato shreds with shredded ginger that must be eaten can make people feel relaxed and happy?"

"Dad, don't talk first."

Nannan sighed and said helplessly: "Family meals should not be publicized."

Old Liu: "...Oh."

"Obviously you don't understand us at all..."

Behind Nannan, a tall but soft-spoken girl with a fluffy hair sniffed and looked aggrieved.

"This is not a question of whether I understand you."

The lady in the apron shook her head and said helplessly: "It's a question of whether you are willing to understand us."

"Woo..."

When the fluffy-haired girl saw her mother speak, she immediately shrank her neck and stopped talking.

"Anyway."

The boy, who was sitting in the middle of the sofa on the side of the child, wearing a red cap and a stern face, pursed his lips, turned his head and said to a man in sportswear who was bending over with his hands behind his back to look at several doll ornaments not far away: "Let's see the truth with your hands."

"Yeah, okay."

The other party nodded and asked casually: "I remember that you don't like dolls, Little Foodie?"

"..."

The boy whose real name is Chihuo and whose game ID is Huohong didn't say anything else, but stared at his father with an unhappy look.

"Haha, okay, okay."

Because it is a minority surname, Lao Chi, who made fun of his own child during the naming stage, smiled, then stood up and said to his old friends around him: "The game is about to start, let's go back first."

"Okay, okay, let's go."

"You guys play your own games."

"Don't teach other children to say bad words!"

"I gave you pocket money before, buy some snacks to eat with everyone."

In this way, after the parents said goodbye in a flurry, they left one after another under the subtle gaze of the crowd.

Then——

“Aaaaaaaaaaaa!! So annoying, so annoying, so annoying, when will they stop treating us like little brats!”

“You call it a dirty word? You call it a dirty word? I even changed the fucking pronunciation on purpose!”

“I feel so embarrassed every time someone sees me…”

“That’s right, you don’t even need to say anything about buying snacks for everyone to eat together.”

“I don’t care, as long as there’s no stir-fried potatoes with shredded ginger.”

“You really don’t understand us at all, and you always come into my room as soon as you open the door, and you don’t respect my privacy at all!”

“Yeah, yeah, you have to take a photo of me when you video chat with others, I’m shirtless, and you still take a photo!”

"Take the teacher's words as an edict and our words as farts."

"Last time I called my classmate to ask about my homework. She suspected that I was in puppy love. Am I crazy? That woman could kill both of us with one punch."

"You can't live peacefully even if you play a game. I'm worried that the minor protection can't be shut down, and I still ask questions every day."

"Always have the tone of someone who has come before, as if being older is something to be proud of, and he still opens his mouth and shuts up about people I and E, and Mercury in retrograde and so on. He's so corny."

"There is still something to study..."

"Hey, I'll go, don't mention studying, please."

"Every time when exams are coming, it feels like a war."

"They were under a lot of pressure to study at that time, so they didn't like us. Now there are so many jobs."

"That's right, just learn chemistry to a level that won't poison you to death, and physics to a level that won't electrocute you. I don't want to be a scientist."

"Oh, by the way, did you say before that you wanted to be a professional player?"

"Uh, I don't want to think about it now."

"Why?"

"Actually, my dad gave me a youth training camp experience for two days..."

"How does it feel?"

"Not as good as a scientist."

…

at the same time

Public space, private space for foodie dad

"Hey, believe it or not, the kids are definitely saying bad things about us right now."

"It's normal. Children of this age are like this. It's puberty. Who hasn't gone through puberty yet?"

"So I still don't understand why they don't want to see us so much..."

"Isn't that the case all the time? Don't let me control you when you study, eat, sleep, dress, fall in love, or play games. If you don't want to care about them, then, Miss Renmin University, you can't care about them. The first thing I have to do is post on WeChat about my lack of love and write about youth pain literature.”

"No way? Nuannuan Mom, can you see your girlfriend's circle of friends?"

"I created a small account and joined a fan group with her, and now we are sisters. She told me that she has never seen anyone who understands her as well as I do."

"Wow!"

"By the way, just half an hour after saying this, she told me face to face that I didn't know her at all."

"puff."

"Oh, by the way, I heard President Wang say that the [Faculty and Staff Federation] and our [Parents Association] seem to have been given an unflattering label by those professional players."

"To be honest, I'm not surprised at all that people have this kind of first impression. When I was young, I would most likely think that we are a bunch of rigid-minded people who want to make up for their own regrets through children and force the next generation to You’re a beast who uses your rest time to get your grades done.”

"I think Brother Wang must have used his own child as an example. The key is that his child's hobby is studying. I remember that the reason why he objected to letting his child play Innocence was because he was afraid that the kid would secretly learn a fifth foreign language. Right? But we know the situation, no normal person would misunderstand it..."

"What a sin. Brother Wang's original intention of organizing this parent-teacher conference was to allow children in adolescence to pass through this extremely sensitive stage in a relatively safe and healthy manner."

"Yes, Mr. Su from the [Union] has the same idea. After all, children nowadays can easily receive too much information. Without correct guidance, their mentality will easily collapse. Every time I see those children because of their big farts, I couldn’t help but cry over the news about self-inflicted injuries and jumping off buildings.”

"The other thing is to check and balance those schools and joint training classes that blindly give children exams, and provide free tutoring for children with learning difficulties. In the eyes of others, it becomes..."

"Greedy educational institutions and rigid asshole parents."

"Do you feel wronged?"

"What an injustice!"

"Okay, then go back thirty years, what do you think of this matter?"

"Well... greedy educational institutions and rigid asshole parents."

"Take a look."

"Don't go off topic, we are here to fight for the opportunity to talk to our children on behalf of the brothers and sisters at the [Parent-Teacher Association]!"

"It's tragic. Now we parents are reduced to relying on ranking in games to make those children listen to our reasoning."

"Just be satisfied. We met in the top 16. If we are given a red constellation first team and they are given a second team, hey, we'll be done with it."

"Dad, have you been holding it in for a long time?"

"Yeah, I was afraid that I would be right, so I didn't dare to say it until now."

"You are a little nervous at least. Children are not weak."

"Yes, yes, Nuannuan's mother is right, get nervous! Everyone is getting nervous!"

"Ohhhh!!"

…

Game time AM11:23

"Then, that concludes the post-match summary of this game. Thank you, Mr. Weiwei Ammonia, for taking the time to come despite your busy schedule."

Xiao Bingbing, who was the first to stand up, extended her right hand to Weiwei An and shook it with a smile: "See you at Teacher Xueyin's concert."

"I should be honored."

Weiwei An shook hands with Xiao Bingbing, Xiao Xiaobai and Xueyin fearfully, then hugged them each, and said with a smile: "The materials I got today can conservatively support my performance for three months." Oh, by the way, if Miss Xiaobai doesn’t come to the concert, how about letting your daughter play with us?”

Xiao Xiaobai shook his head and said calmly: "Let's talk about it later. I think she might want to bring a man."

"No problem. I gave you all A-level VIP tickets, so you can bring one person."

Xue Yin clapped her hands happily, then coughed lightly and said embarrassedly: "But if there are a lot of men, it may not work."

"..."

For the first time, the official Xiao Xiaobai, who is always at ease, showed a speechless expression, and after a second of silence, he stretched out his hand and flicked Xue Yin's forehead.

"Hehe~"

The latter laughed with a silly face and waved: "Then bye everyone!"

"Bye."

Xiao Xiaobai nodded, and then left the screen from the edge of the screen on the left side of the studio with Xiao Bingbing and Wei Weimin.

Then, as expected, the last two members of the official commentary team, namely, "Beauty" and "Good Wife", walked out slowly from the right side of the screen. The former happily ran to Xueyin and hugged her, while the latter showed a peaceful smile and waved shyly to Xueyin and the main camera respectively.

"Hello, audience friends, I am Beauty! A beauty in the literal sense!"

The Beauty also waved to the camera enthusiastically, and then turned to Xueyin and said in a shocking voice: "Hello, Teacher Xueyin, I am Beauty! The one with a little social anxiety is the Good Wife! Of course, I am also a Good Wife, and she is also a Beauty!"

"Uh...you..."

Xueyin was just slightly stunned, and then swallowed the second half of the sentence back. After sitting back in the chair with the Beauty, she smiled and replied: "Hello, two sisters, I am Xueyin who is trying hard to be a good wife. After putting on makeup, I can barely be considered a little beauty."

"Then, assuming that everyone is familiar with the three of us, let's go directly to this game. The special guest of the competition will appear! "

The beauty turned to the left side of the screen and said loudly: "Then, please welcome the leading figure in the field of games, the legendary video game producer, director and designer, the honorary vice president of the International E-sports Association, the eleven-time winner of the [Golden Floor] Award, and the producer of the well-known games "Hot Revolver", "Evil Origin: Chaos", "Mu", "Star Wars", "Chaos", and "Olathe War" - Mr. Liu Yu. "

Then, a short old man with white hair and beard but full of energy, wearing a white shirt with the Olathe War LOGO, sweatpants and old B City cloth shoes, strode in, sat down and smiled generously, "Mr. Xue Yin, Hello, teachers, hosts, and audience friends. I am Liu Yu. Hey? What does this small screen mean? "

"That is the commentary auxiliary screen. It contains public information about both players. For example, for Xinglong, there is a career introduction of about 20,000 words, as well as some information including zodiac sign, height, and weight. "

The beauty stood up and introduced to the old man enthusiastically over Xue Yin: "There are also more intuitive basic values. Although they are the same as the information that the audience sees in the live broadcast, the layout is more compact. You can use your mind to overlap the small screen with the virtual camera, so that even if you are reading the information, you can read it while looking at the camera, which can appear very professional! "

"Good guy, but I am It seems that the screen only has the names of the players on both sides? "

"Because the public information of the players on both sides is only the name."

"Haha, okay, then let me, an old man, warm up and find the feeling of commentating the game~"

"What do you mean?"

"Ahem, hello, audience friends, this is the fourth game of the first round of the quarterfinals of [Questioning Battle·Team Battle]. The two sides are the five players of [Children Can't Learn] team, Nuanyu Qingfeng, Nannan Nan, Tianji Bian, Zhaohao and Huohong, and the [Parents Are Tired] team... eh?"

"Teacher Liu Yu?"

"Nuannuan's mother, Nannan's father, Dazhuang's mother, Xiaotian's father and... Foodie's father."

Chapter 2229: The End