Quadruple split
Chapter 2145 Secondary School Club
"ah?"
"Eh?"
The boy wearing red contact lenses and the girl with cat ears turned to look at Xue Yin at the same time, their eyes widened and they seemed to be shocked.
"That's the Xiao Wu you just talked about."
Xue Yin held her cheek and said with bright eyes: "That guy and his so-called girlfriend originally had an employment relationship. The purpose of the official announcement was to cover up the cheating partner he got from the talent show. But in the end, he didn't expect that This guy is not a gas-efficient guy. He is a double-plug guy, and he is blackmailing Xiao Wu with the girl!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the girl with cat ears, who was playing with a handheld device with her head lowered, suddenly raised her head and exclaimed eagerly: "Wow! Is it real or fake!?"
"Can I still lie to you?"
Xue Yin grinned, shook her fingers and said: "If I remember correctly, those two people have been blackmailing Xiao Wu for a while. It was only recently exposed because Xiao Wu couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to kill the fish. The result... tsk tsk , he himself became a stinking piece of shit that was despised by thousands of people, but those two became little internet celebrities because of this incident, and now they live a happy life by selling goods live every day. "
"It's so exciting!"
The girl's face flushed with excitement, she quickly took out her phone from her pocket and clicked on the virtual keyboard, immediately asking her sisters to share the fresh gossip she had just acquired.
The young man, who was completely ignored by the chat partner under such explosive gossip, pursed his lips, stared at the uninvited elder sister in front of him with an evil look, and asked: "Who are you?"
"Be polite when talking to big sister~"
Xue Yin stretched out her white right arm, flicked the boy's eyebrows with her finger, and said with a smile: "How about you introduce yourself first?"
Being caught off guard by such an 'intimate' treatment, this young man who had few friends of the opposite sex in school due to his personality suddenly became confused and stammered: "I...I am the Black Eyed Evil King. Ni...Nidhogg III!"
Xue Yin blinked and asked curiously: "Black-eyed Evil King? Don't you have red eyes?"
"The red eyes are to protect the mortals around me."
The young man who gradually recovered after mentioning his settings took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Because I only awakened this power at the end of last semester...well...at the end of the last century. If I don't take some protective measures, , the power is likely to go out of control and burn any living body I see."
Xue Yin immediately said 'Wow', and then continued to ask with interest: "Then why are you called Nidhogg III? If I remember correctly, Níhggr should be entrenched under the World Tree in Norse mythology. "The evil dragon is here, is it possible that you still have Nordic or dragon blood?"
"Yes...no...not..."
Facing Xue Yin's sparkling eyes, 'Nidhogg III' pursed his lips and remained silent for a while before whispering in a low voice: "It's because he is more handsome."
Xue Yin, who was expecting the young man to have such unbridled thoughts, unexpectedly received an extremely simple answer, was slightly startled: "Huh?"
"It's just... I think Nidhogg is handsome."
The boy, who was estimated to be no more than fifteen years old, stared at the soda in front of him with lowered eyebrows and whispered: "My name is Wang Wei... I have the most vulgar name in the class, so I found a very powerful one in the mobile game. I really like Nidhogg's name."
"Really~"
Xue Yin tilted her head and thought for a moment, then smiled sweetly at the boy: "But compared to Nidhogg, sister, I like the name Wang Wei better. After all, compared to the invisible and intangible legendary dragon, it is for The little brother who protects innocent people like my sister from being burned by 'black eyes' should be more real and handsome."
The slightly slender figure of 'Nidhogg III Wang Wei' was slightly shaken. After a while, he took a deep breath and plucked up the courage to speak to the eldest sister in front of him: "Well, I..."
"Sister, I'm not interested in love or anything like that at all."
Xue Yin interrupted the young man with a smile, raised her hand and rubbed the latter's slightly prickly hair, and said happily: "You must learn to get along with those who are not as gentle, loving, kind and considerate as your big sister!"
After saying that, Xue Yin didn't wait for the young man to come back to his senses, and left the table with a gust of fragrant wind, and trotted to the pale-skinned old man in the corner who was sipping a red drink from his eyes, and asked enthusiastically: " Grandpa, are you a vampire?"
"Who are you..."
The wrinkled old man raised his head and glanced at Xueyin, and asked in a bad tone: "What do you want from me?"
"I'm curious!"
Xue Yin stared at the blood bag in the old man's hand that looked like a hospital blood bag filled with suspicious liquid and said with interest, "I have never seen a real vampire."
As a result, just when the old man snorted coldly and had no time to speak, the man in a suit and leather shoes next to him chuckled, shook his head and said: "You sucking vampire, this old guy drank strawberry juice, look at his skin color" He doesn’t look like a living person because he has albinism.”
Xueyin: "Ah this..."
"You are the only one who talks a lot."
The old man turned to glare at his 'friend' at the same table in embarrassment, and said angrily: "Look at yourself carefully, why did you enter the club dressed like this?!"
The man in the suit smiled proudly, snapped his fingers, and said proudly: "Have you ever heard of a big hermit hiding in the city? Superman usually wears a news reporter's vest. As a flame demon, why can't I be a real estate agent? Sold?"
It is worth mentioning that he did literally snap his fingers just now. In other words, at the moment he snapped his fingers, a fist-sized fire ball appeared directly above his thumb and index finger. Passed away, but it was definitely a real flame and there was nothing wrong with it.
"A stack of quick-burning paper costs two yuan, and a set of remote-controlled high-temperature wire costs twenty yuan."
The old man pinched the man in the suit's wrist and sneered: "Plus a watch costing more than 300,000 yuan, you kid won't think your disguise is perfect, right?"
"Old guy, what's wrong with you?!"
"You brat, who was the first to talk too much just now?"
"Do you want to fight?"
"Fight if you can. Come on, hit me here! If I punch you, your watch will be mine. Believe it or not."
"You@#¥!"
"I%\u0026 @!"
…
In this way, the two of them started to quarrel civilly and fiercely in the blink of an eye. Fierce refers to the wording and body language used by both parties to attack each other, while civilized means that no matter how fierce they quarreled, their butts felt like they were being welded. Sitting in his seat, he couldn't move at all. Even the four arms waving wildly in mid-air never touched each other even once.
As for Xueyin, she left this noisy corner early and walked around the entire first floor in the next hour.
Relying on her innate affinity and her instinct of knowing how to please people even though she has no research on psychology, Xue Yin interacted with most people in a short period of time (except for one who was wrapped in a white bandage and exuded... A man who smelled of formalin had established a friendly relationship with an old lady who spoke a strange language. Although it was just a nod of acquaintance, it was enough for her to understand what this place was.
In a nutshell...it's literally the [Second Class 2 Club].
Here, everyone has their own 'setting', but compared to those strictly disciplined places, this club is terrifyingly free, just like the man in the suit and the old man next to him, although they have superpowers and vampires respectively. setting, but was allowed to break away from the 'role' and communicate as a modern person living in 2049, and this behavior will not cause other people to resent it. Correspondingly, strictly follow the setting and firmly believe Teenagers and old ladies who are unique in themselves can also have their own fun.
“Here, like-minded people will gather together spontaneously, and every group and individual, in most cases, welcomes new members all the time, although they often give people trouble due to reasons including but not limited to shyness. An illusion of being 'not easy to get along with'."
He is about in his early twenties, has a slightly fluffy short wolf tail hairstyle, wears a crisp white shirt + black vest + black trousers and leather boots. He has a kind and sunny smile, and his figure is slightly thin but inexplicably attractive. The man who felt safe walked slowly to the girl and gave a simple explanation in a comfortable and decent tone. Then he leaned slightly and asked Xueyin kindly and politely: "Welcome, madam, I am the owner of this hotel." Club owner, how can I help..."
"Wow!!!"
As a result, at this moment, Xue Yin suddenly remembered that she came here because she had something serious to do. She suddenly let out a scream, then left the dull-faced young boss behind and rushed towards the shop not far away without looking back. Stairs leading to the second floor.
"Ma'am, wait a moment, the second floor is temporarily closed during this time!"
Although the young club owner issued a timely reminder, he was ignored by Xue Yin gorgeously, so he could only watch the latter disappear around the corner of the stairs with a blank and slightly panicked look.
at the same time--
"I see."
At the corner, the slender woman who had just caught Xue Yin's eyes nodded slightly, then turned to look behind her, and said to a boy sitting cross-legged on the sofa, who looked no more than five years old and had quite thick hair: "What an excellent time management. If I hadn't deliberately lingered for a while, I would have missed this girl completely, right?"
The boy was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed in a sweet voice: "No, no! That's not the case! Sister Qian, please listen to my explanation..."
"Kidding."
This person's tone and expression didn't sound like he was joking. He was wearing a high-cut cheongsam that showed off his figure, and a pair of long johns underneath the high-cut cheongsam. Although his outfit was very chaotic, it still made people feel like he was an eye-catching radio-type figure. The woman said lightly, then walked straight past Xue Yin, and said without looking back as she went downstairs: "But I am still very angry. I will punish you to watch the complete series of "Big Mouth Calabash" when we meet again. Random inspection, if not passed, we will break up.”
"wait……"
The boy desperately stretched out his little hand to the woman's back, but the latter continued downstairs as if she didn't hear him, and disappeared from the sight of Xue Yin and the boy in the blink of an eye.
After half a minute of silence——
"that……"
Xue Yin carefully walked to the boy who was ashen-faced and was lying on the sofa in an OTZ position at this moment. She leaned down and muttered: "Sorry, I seem to have caused trouble for you."
"Don't worry."
However, the young man sighed deeply, sat cross-legged again, and said quietly in a tone completely inappropriate for his age: "Anyway, she just found any reason to bully me. Even if she didn't meet you, she would probably Find trouble with some weird reasons.”
Xue Yin nodded vigorously, and then while looking at the second floor, which was decorated very comfortably and made it feel like a 'common room', she asked casually: "Then what are you going to do?"
"Find the time to watch that movie that was produced more than 40 years ago, the quality is so low that it makes you want to cry, you can't watch it with your brain, it insults your IQ, it's funny in every sense of the word, it has more than 130 episodes. , the heart-wrenching "Big Mouth Calabash" is not as good as similar high-quality works."
The boy said extremely heavy words in a very relaxed tone, and then asked in an even more relaxed tone: "Can you sign your name for me?"
Xueyin: "...Eh?!"
"There are many postcards in the drawer on the electronic fireplace. They are all yours. Please choose a few you like and sign them for me before you leave."
The boy briefly explained his request, and then asked directly: "So what's the reason for you coming here?"
"I want you to arrange a bodyguard for me."
Xue Yin was not ambiguous and immediately stated her request: "You can eat and live with me, and you can also teach me how to control my power."
"Control what power?"
The boy frowned and asked: "Superpower? Spiritual power? Curse seal? Symbolic power? Or..."
"It should be symbolic."
Xue Yin raised her little hand and said seriously: "There were two marginal people who wanted to arrest me before."
"Catch you? Are you sure you are not testing whether you can control your symbolic power, and then decide whether to absorb you into the organization or temporarily seal you... Forget it, since you are a guest here to take care of business, I won't ask any more questions."
The boy only spoke halfway before he stopped and asked in a mature and milky voice: "Do you have any requirements for a bodyguard? Apart from being able to teach you how to control your power."
"Well, since you're going to be living with me and my friends, it better not be a male."
"I see, that person outside the store is your friend...Okay, do you like hamsters?"
"Well enough."
"Okay, I'll give you this crystal ball. Go back and smash it."
"Eh? What's inside is..."
"Your bodyguard."
"A hamster!?"
"A female hamster to be precise."
"Ah, okay, thank you little brother, I should be rewarded..."
"The signature I mentioned before will be considered as payment."
"Is this enough?"
"Of course, I am your fan after all."
Chapter 2136: End
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