Quadruple split

Chapter 2142 [Extraordinary] Review

"Soul wavelength..."

Mo Tan nodded with a relieved expression, and then asked Xueyin very seriously: "Are you okay?"

The latter tilted his head and cast an innocent wink, and said with a slightly raised corner of his mouth: "Is it a disease to fall hopelessly in love with your own imperial lyricist?"

"oh."

Mo Tan lowered his eyes to the girl sitting on his lap and asked casually: "What is love?"

"The end of desire."

Xue Yin did not hesitate to quote a lyric the other party had written for her and sang softly: "The pinnacle of joy."

"I see."

Mo Tan leaned lazily on the back of the sofa and said calmly: "If you want to calculate it like this, then you don't even deserve to sit on my lap."

Xueyin: "...Woo!"

"You two went a little too far off topic."

Yidong coughed lightly and gave a simple reminder to the two people who were obviously meeting for the first time but were in perfect harmony.

Xue Yin immediately admitted her mistake obediently and said with lowered eyebrows: "Teacher Zombie, I was wrong."

Yi Dong: "...?"

"Okay, then just listen to Zombie and get back to business."

Mo Tan poked Xue Yin's waist expressionlessly, and after the latter shuddered violently, he asked, "So you mean, this encounter is just a coincidence?"

Xue Yin smiled and said cheerfully: "Perhaps it is a miracle created by countless wishes of days and nights connected together!"

"speak English."

Not being aroused by the girl at all, Mo Tan just confirmed again with a slightly focused gaze: "Are you sure it was a pure chance encounter without any means?"

Xue Yin did not continue to say anything. She just smiled and turned her head to meet Mo Tan's eyes, opening the window of her heart for the latter to review without any hesitation. The reason was simple. She believed that if it were the man in front of her, she would In this case, it only takes a split second to tell whether you are lying.

Even though this kind of ridiculous thing cannot be established in theory, Xue Yin just knows that if the person in front of her is the 'Teacher M' she knows, the person named Tan Mo in [The Realm of Innocence] , then he will definitely be able to do it——

"I see. It seems that sometimes, we have to make a choice between logic and truth."

The next second, Mo Tan nodded slightly and said in a slightly disgusting tone: "Although your so-called soul wave theory makes me feel sick, but... well, at least today, I reluctantly admit that there may be a possibility between me and you. There is indeed a small amount of unpleasant fate."

Xueyin stuck out her tongue and said happily: "In short, after I noticed that I was being targeted, I ran around blindly, and finally rushed to the place where you were eating in a panic. Hiding somewhere, I saw you two, my dear and Mr. Zombie!"

"Tsk, tsk."

Yidong couldn't help but smacked his lips and sighed: "Suddenly, the world feels so small."

Xue Yin immediately turned to Yi Dong and showed a big, sweet smile: "We are destined to meet you thousands of miles away!"

"Ah ha ha……"

Yidong, who had already realized that this girl was very compatible with Mo Tan's current personality, in other words, was very difficult to deal with and had a bad personality, reluctantly laughed a few times, then turned to Mo Tan and said, "What next? "

"Then comes the easy part."

Mo Tan put his arms around Xueyin like a pillow, and said lazily: "As the legendary technology nerd [Second Married Wild Dad] who was the first to restore her silly face, I recognized this silly face at a glance. The woman’s identity and then just a quick guess as to what to do next.”

Xue Yin was immediately stunned, suddenly turned her head to look at Mo Tan, and shouted softly: "Are you the [Second Married Wild Dad]!?"

"Yes, I am the [Second Married Wild Dad]."

Mo Tan nodded proudly and grinned happily: "The first [Second Married Wild Dad] to harmonize your stage makeup so well that you don't even dare to leave the house without makeup."

Xueyin's eyes suddenly widened.

Yidong, who couldn't stand it anymore, coughed lightly and said seriously: "Who, what you did is a little too much..."

"That's awesome!"

Xue Yin looked at Mo Tan with eyes that were as bright as twinkling stars, her brows and eyes filled with ready-to-express admiration and joy.

The latter raised his hand and put it on the girl's head while turning to look at Yi Dong, raising his eyebrows and saying, "Huh? What do you think I did?"

Yi Dong: "...You go on."

"Then comes the tricking fool part."

Mo Tan shrugged and said with a very happy expression: "First of all, the 'mask' has a transcendent status in the field of cross-dressing. Considering that the style I always keep is a pure black sunscreen mask, the blocking effect on facial details is absolutely so good that there is no need to discuss it. , coupled with the hairband that can change my hairstyle the fastest, the probability of being recognized when we meet again is simply negligible."

Yidong frowned and raised his hand to point to his head: "What about me? I don't have a hairband! What should I do if I am recognized?"

It is worth mentioning that although the content of his questions was quite sharp, his tone was not anxious at all. The reason is very simple. He was really just a little 'curious'. As for 'worry', he was not at all. After all, Yi Dong knew very well that no matter what mental state Mo Tan was in, the probability of harming him was zero.

"Shave your head."

Mo Tan answered without hesitation.

"..."

Yidong's expression suddenly became very exciting, and he realized that the other party just wouldn't 'harm' him, and whether he 'tricked' him or not was another matter entirely.

"Of course, that's just the safest way."

Mo Tan, who appreciated Yi Dong's wonderful expression as he wished, smiled slyly and said unhurriedly: "Actually, you can also choose to change your hairstyle a little or do nothing. Believe me, no one will trouble you, even if …”

Yi Dong frowned and asked, "Even what?"

"Even if they recognize you."

Mo Tan showed a narrow smile and said happily: "After all, you are a noble and clever young master."

"roll."

Yi Dong shook his middle finger at Mo Tan without hesitation, and secretly determined to change his hairstyle as soon as possible.

"Anyway, after initially ensuring that there was no problem with the image of the two of us, the two followers just caught up and immediately judged us as enthusiastic people who didn't know the truth and tried to rape our brains."

Mo Tan raised his right hand and made a false grab in the air. Under Xue Yin's glittering gaze, he actually held a big ghost card between his fingers and said leisurely: "As far as I know, those who call themselves marginalized people Freaks have many interesting general skills, including the ability to modify ordinary people's memories by diverting their attention to playing cards. It is worth noting that many stronger individuals can still do this even without playing cards. To do violence to the brains of ordinary people."

Xue Yin and Yi Dong immediately opened their eyes when they heard this, and the former even shouted softly: "My dear, is this the legendary rape card in your hand?!"

"Ahem, cough, cough -"

Although he had been mentally prepared, Yidong still couldn't hold back when he heard the words of this super idol who could make countless carbon-based creatures intoxicated as soon as he opened his mouth. into the bronchus, and a series of violent coughing sounds were made.

"It's a pity that these are just ordinary playing cards."

Mo Tan shrugged, and clenched the poker into his palm with his right hand. When he opened his fingers again, the big ghost card mysteriously disappeared.

"Ah! I know this!"

Xue Yin clapped her little hands happily, grabbed Mo Tan's right wrist, took out the ghost card from the cuff on the back of his hand, and said with a smile: "I saw others have changed, so I can tell it at a glance!"

"Would you like to take a closer look?"

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows, and then when Xue Yin looked down blankly at the black and white Little Ghost card in her hand, she raised her left hand, reached into the latter's collar and pulled out the disappearing colored clown card: " Based on your stupidity and arrogance, I have decided to deprive you of the right to call me 'dear' today, do you have any objections?"

"have!"

"Just hold it in."

"oh……"

"Where did you come from? Yes, those two fringe people tried to invade our brains, but before they could succeed, I just stopped on the spot and restrained those two idiots on the spot."

Mo Tan ignored Yi Dong who looked like "I want to call the police", and continued what he just said: "After that, things became much simpler. With my personal understanding of the marginalized group, I just gave a little guidance After a while, I figured out the ins and outs of the matter, and then...as long as someone who likes acting can cooperate, everything will be fine."

Upon hearing this, Xue Yin immediately showed a reserved smile and straightened her sitting position on Mo Tan's lap.

"So, you didn't stun her with just one finger."

Yidong nodded slightly, and the slight depression in his eyes quietly dissipated: "Instead, did he have a show with her just to show off?"

Mo Tan grinned and raised his eyebrows: "What, are you completely sure that I didn't leave you to evolve alone? Are you sure?"

Yidong twitched the corners of his lips and said dryly: "Although this seems to be the case, your statement will make me look bad."

"rotten?"

Mo Tan glanced at Yi Dong with disdain and sneered: "Stop making trouble, you have the highest moral index in this room. This guy and I are not good bastards who save fuel."

Xueyin nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and agreed: "That's right!"

"OK."

Idong surrendered, nodded and said: "You are cruel, let's continue."

"There's nothing more to say. From the moment those two people were fooled, the outcome was already determined."

Mo Tan shrugged and said in a brisk tone: "They will go back to their dens with their tails between their legs and vaguely explain the matter through the Spring and Autumn Brushwork. Even if someone deliberately asks, they usually won't continue after learning the 'truth' Let’s get to the bottom of it, and even if someone is neither polite nor qualified, it’s almost impossible to find us if the pursuit is fruitless. After all, she herself is elusive, mainly active on the screen as an electronic pet, and the two of us They are ordinary people with good roots and have nothing to do with the 'masters' in their impression."

Hearing this, Yi Dong breathed a second sigh of relief, then slumped down on the sofa and complained: "Let's just say, is the amount of information today a bit too much?"

"I'm okay. After all, it's basically all known information."

Mo Tan glanced at Yi Dong and chuckled: "It's you, aren't you a little too quick to accept it?"

Yidong rolled his eyes and continued to complain: "Maybe I met you too early."

"Well, it's a good thing to be receptive."

Mo Tan nodded slightly, and after thinking for a moment, he said again: "In short, as far as I know, there is indeed a certain degree of 'supernatural' things in this world, but no matter what, [non-daily] can never replace [daily]. Perhaps at first glance, those people have enviable and magnificent lives, but if you think about it carefully, those freaks are actually no different from idols, football stars, scientists and the like. At most, their talents are relatively obscure. That’s all.”

Yi Dong raised his eyes and looked at Mo Tan, and asked with a smile: "Are you trying to comfort me?"

"I'm just stating the facts."

Mo Tan casually took out two blades from the inner pocket of his jacket, put them against Xue Yin's fair neck smoothly, and said in a cheerful tone: "Just like this new 'Superman', as long as I am willing, It’s completely easy to wipe her neck before she grows up. As for those more difficult, mature supermen...heh, I can deceive them today, but I may kill them tomorrow."

Yidong sighed, waved his hand and said: "Brother, I know what you mean, Ma Liu, put that thing down, don't really hurt others."

"That's not what you said."

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows, and then lowered his eyes to look at Xue Yin, who still had a happy smile on her face: "Come on, whether you let me run naked or dance, try to use your ability to get out of danger."

The latter immediately nodded happily, then ignored the iron blade close at hand on his neck, turned to Mo Tan and briefly sang softly: "Kiss me~."

【Um! ? 】

At this moment, Yidong's eyes narrowed slightly, and he seemed to feel something indescribable blowing like the wind, and then——

"dream."

Mo Tan rolled his eyes, the blade pressed against the side of the girl's neck was very steady.

"Freeze your gaze~"

Xue Yin was stunned for a moment, then immediately sang again: "Indulge in my world-famous beauty——"

"Stop lying to yourself, are you worthy of 'Qingshi'?"

"It was Tan you who wrote the lyrics for me!"

"Just because I want you to sing doesn't mean you are the one."

"So why..."

"Um?"