Quadruple split

Chapter 2096 It’s still commonplace

"It seems that you boys also like to talk in private."

Blinking at Mo Tan, who had a slightly stiff face, Yu Chen smiled and said before the former could quibble: "In addition to these, will we also get together to talk about some weird topics?"

Mo Tan suppressed the uneasiness in his heart like a conditioned reflex, and almost subconsciously took Yu Chen and handed it to the steps. Mo Tan immediately said seriously: "There is no particularly weird topic!"

"Oh!"

Yuchen covered his mouth and chuckled, teasing: "So you really know how to talk about ordinary and weird topics?"

Mo Tan coughed slightly, shrugged and said, "After all, we are all single young men in high spirits. You can't expect us to chat like we are giving political reports."

"I don't care about you."

Yu Chen wrinkled his nose, rolled his eyes at Mo Tan, and muttered in a low voice, "But don't be taken to weird places."

Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing. He then showed a mischievous smile and asked in a low voice, "For example?"

"Well!"

As a result, Yu Chen didn't give Mo Tan an example, but just puffed out his cheeks and gave the latter a headbutt.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

At this moment, it was clear that the person who received a blow to the chin was Mo Tan. Not far away, Cordoba, who had just calmed down, suddenly let out a scream like a chicken being killed, which the first person called a chicken. The innocent girl trembled in fright, and subconsciously grabbed the former's wrist, looking left and right in a panic, her slightly confused expression was really cute.

"Ugh!"

Also reacting cutely was Ji Xiaoge, whose wings were cramped by the voice. This girl was originally lying on the back of the chair, but after Cordoba's shrill howl sounded, she It actually jumped three feet high like a frightened bird, and fell to the ground awkwardly because of cramps in its wings.

"Are you going to die?!"

As the oldest beautiful girl in the room, Gu Xiaole was naturally not frightened and looked cute like the first two people. Instead, she rushed to Cordoba after a quick start and grabbed the opponent's collar. With his physical fitness that was unparalleled in reality, he grabbed the hunk in front of him who was more than 190 centimeters tall, and said angrily: "Don't be surprised, Korra!!"

At the same time, Huo Yanyang, Zhou Lan, Yi Dong and Mo Tan, who was attracted by Yu Chen, also turned to look at Cordoba, casting three points at the latter to explore six points of displeasure and one point of pain. look.

"Six...six..."

Cordoba, on the other hand, seemed to have lost his mind, waving his hands with cloudy eyes and mumbling something no one could understand: "Six...six...six..."

"Possessed?"

Gu Xiaole frowned slightly and then let go of Cordoba's collar, raised his right hand and pointed at the center of his eyebrows with his long index finger, and softly shouted: "Bro--"

Cordoba: "Six...six...six..."

other people:"……"

"ah!"

At this moment, Gu Xiaole realized that this was not the real world. He coughed lightly, then turned around and stuck out his tongue at everyone, saying in a cute way: "It seems that the skills in the game are useless!"

Zhou Lan twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a dry smile: "It's weird that it can be useful."

"That's right."

Huo Yanyang nodded in agreement and complained: "It's better to slap them in the mouth."

Snapped! Snapped!

As a result, after Gu Xiaole heard this, without saying a word, he slapped two big-eared scrapers on Cordoba's face, which stunned everyone present.

Immediately afterwards, under the subtle gaze of everyone, Cordoba, who had originally had cloudy eyes, actually heard the system prompt sound (Player: Gu Xiaole has launched a third-level personal attack on you. Do you want to add him to the whitelist or apply for rights protection?) When he woke up, he yelled, "Oh my god!"

"だまれ!"

Then he saw Gu Xiaole kicking on the back of the sofa, which was less than three centimeters away from Cordoba's head, and asked fiercely: "What's going on? Tell me clearly!"

"Tsk."

Hiran smacked his lips and muttered: "Fortunately, Sister Xiaole is wearing jeans today."

Huo Yanyang shook his head and also lowered his voice: "Is it possible? Even if it is not, the system will help code it."

"Is this what you call ordinary weird topics?"

Yuchen, who had particularly pointed ears, raised his eyebrows and looked at Mo Tan innocently.

"What are you talking about?"

Although his ears were not sharp, he knew immediately what those two idiots were talking about. Mo Tan pretended to be deaf and mute, then changed the subject and said, "Listen to what Xiao Yu has to say."

"six……"

Then I heard Cordoba's eyes widen, and another six appeared.

Gu Xiaole immediately raised her white and tender hands and threatened: "If you get mad again, sister, I will have to continue treating you to a big pussy fight."

"Six million three hundred thousand!"

But this time Cordoba did not repeat 6 meaninglessly, but pulled his neck and loudly said: "Six million and three hundred thousand! After tax! Six million and three hundred thousand! That game just now... ugh Cough cough cough cough!!”

Maybe because he was a little too excited, he didn't finish what he said and started coughing while covering his neck. But even so, everyone present who had no intellectual disabilities basically understood it.

In a nutshell -

"The game just now..."

Yuchen subconsciously raised his hand to cover his mouth.

"You got a total of..."

Mo Tan swallowed hard.

"Six million three hundred thousand yuan!?"

Ji Lan's eyes almost popped out of his head.

“And this is after fucking taxes?!”

Huo Yanyang sat down on the ground, breathing heavily.

"Ah! There seemed to be bonuses for my last game, I forgot to look!"

Ji Xiaoge's eyes widened and he exclaimed.

"Good guy, so much money."

The clever young master was the only 'rich' person present who was not short of money, so he sighed.

"Ah, that's it..."

Sister Lele, who was the only person present who was not short of money and who had been raised with the attitude of a rich girl since she was a child, and who was still standing in front of Superman under the table, curled her lips and strolled to Ji Xiaoge's side in dismay.

Cordoba, on the other hand, raised his head with distorted features after a violent cough, and said repeatedly: "Fuck! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!"

Huo Yanyang/Zi Lan/Mo Tan: “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”

Yuchen swayed on the spot and murmured in a daze: "More than six million... illustration collection... limited edition BD... a complete set of Phantom Group figures... a one-to-one ratio of Little Jim... ah This is not good, if Hei Fan touches it randomly..."

"Who would touch it randomly?"

Mo Tan complained angrily to the side, and then sighed with everyone, "Oh shit, shit."

The pair of cousins, who could still remain calm under such circumstances and had never been short of money since childhood, exchanged glances and shrugged helplessly at the same time, feeling a little regretful that they could not fit into this segment. .

But there is nothing that can be done about it, let alone Gu Xiaole. The eldest lady of the Gu family, who has been on the path of Onmyoji since she was a child, has no reason to be raised poor; as for Yidong, she can get almost unlimited pocket money. Most of the reasons for the supply were due to the family's guilt for abandoning him in the orphanage since he was a child, and the remaining small part was due to the fact that the boy was expelled by Yi Dong shortly after he proposed the idea of ​​"poor boy". The feudal grandpa who was threatened by the police was afraid that he would have sex with some mentally ill young man, and that he was afraid that his old Yi family would never be the next in Yidong's generation.

As for the others, as I said before, their family conditions are excellent, but they are not overly pampered by their elders (except Mo Tan, who has no relatives and no elders), so it is difficult not to lose control in front of this huge sum of money.

However, among all the people present, there was no one with the mentality of "both afraid of his brother's suffering and afraid of his brother driving a Land Rover", so he simply envied Cordoba beyond recognition.

"Cui."

Hiran, who had also received the live broadcast bonus, stood up unsteadily, walked to Cordoba like a zombie, held the latter's shoulders and said in a deep voice: "To be honest with you, buddy, you start from the individual competition Since then, until now... how much have you f*cking made?!"

"I...I'll do the math..."

Cordoba swallowed, and then his eyes fell into the out-of-focus state that is unique to players when they open the system page. He said in a hoarse voice, "The profit from the focus battle with Miss Silver Moon is forty after tax." 30,000; the income from the top 32 live broadcasts is 200,000 after tax; then there is the match against the National Warriors, which I forgot to watch at the time, good guy, it is 1.02 million after tax; and finally, the scene where the dragon wakes up just now ...6.3 million after tax, the total is...is..."

"Seven million nine hundred and fifty thousand."

Mo Tan glanced at Cordoba who was breaking his fingers with a complicated expression, and sighed: "This is not over yet. With your current enthusiasm, the next game will be played within five minutes, and the profit will probably be small." It will be less than one million, so even if you estimate conservatively, your account will have at least more than nine million in dividends before the sun rises."

"Gah——"

The next moment, just as Mo Tan finished speaking, Cordoba made a loud sound and turned into white light and disappeared.

"Eh?"

Mo Tan was stunned for a moment and said in astonishment: "What's wrong?"

Yuchen pursed his lips and whispered professionally from the side: "If nothing else, it should be sympathetic nervous excitement, which causes the heartbeat to accelerate and blood pressure to increase, leading to cerebral ischemia and hypoxia in the patient, thus causing syncope. symptom."

Mo Tan, who immediately realized that Cordoba must have been kicked off the system because he was too excited, smiled and said cheerfully: "In other words, the risk of rescuing him is high, right?"

"Unfortunately, he should have come to his senses by the time he was disconnected."

Yuchen stuck out his tongue playfully and said cooperatively: "So if nothing else goes wrong, Xiaoyu will be online soon, and it won't delay him from earning more than one million in the next round of competition."

"Oh my god, if you open your mouth and shut up, it will cost you millions..."

Hiran collapsed on the floor with a pale face and gasped, "I thought it was impossible for me to chat with my friends like this before my father died."

Huo Yanyang nodded in agreement, and said with lingering fear: "My family is not poor, but before I went to college, I had to apply to my mother to buy a pair of hiking boots. Now, there are limits to what I can do."

"me……"

Ji Xiaoge looked up at everyone blankly, and said with a somewhat dazed expression: "Did I share hundreds of thousands with Mu Xuejian? I, I saved enough money to buy that super powerful special frying pressure cooker. !”

"Nana?!"

Gu Xiaole was shocked at that time and said in astonishment: "Why is the pot so expensive!?"

"It's probably the special eight-head hot pot made for fast food restaurants."

Mo Tan, who has invested a lot of skill points in cooking, touched his chin and said seriously: "I remember it has a boiling point that can be shrunk and raised. The price is more than 100,000, and it is difficult to buy without professional channels. By the way, By the way, there are actually 100,000 versions of ovens, but they are basically the kind that are specially supplied by professional fast food restaurants and have nothing to do with us ordinary people."

Ji Xiaoge's eyes lit up and he said in surprise: "But I can afford it now!"

"Good things, good things."

Yidong clapped and gave him face.

"cough."

As a result, Mo Tan coughed lightly and said meaningfully: "Xiao Ge can afford it now."

In order to fear that everyone would not react, he even added accents to certain two words.

Immediately afterwards——

"Sister, think twice!"

“Dove think twice!”

"Ancestor, think twice!"

"Well, Xiaoge... I think we can start from a relatively basic aspect. Next time I will go to your house to accompany you and slowly challenge it."

Immediately, except for a certain Onmyoji who had never experienced the baptism of Dove Brand cuisine, everyone else, including Yu Chen, spoke out to dissuade him as fast as a jingle bell.

However, judging from Ji Xiaoge's dazed expression and shining eyes...

She obviously didn't listen.

at the same time

Real world, city S, an apartment building

"Oh, how nice it is to be able to play games lively."

His body was a little stooped due to tiredness. The young man with an average appearance looked back at the game cabin that belonged to his younger brother and was currently active at the moment. He sighed tiredly: "What do you want me to say?" In other words, compared to playing single-player alone, trivial things like changing your personality in the game are not worth mentioning. What man who plays games has not created a few female accounts."

After saying that, he stretched out on the chair, picked up the beer at hand and took a sip.

Then……

Accompanied by a crisp electronic sound, like a microwave oven finishing its workday, the game cabin on the left hand side behind him slowly opened, revealing a handsome man with a somewhat neutral appearance, but he looked like a boy when viewed horizontally and vertically... a boy.

"Brother, stop messing with the forum, it's your turn soon."

The boy whose game ID is Lu Jiang said this.

"Stop talking nonsense, this is not a water forum, I'm just looking for inspiration!"

The young man with the game ID name A Sang smiled proudly, and turned back for the last time to take a look at the article he had memorized by heart, titled "A dragon ecology expert will peel off the veil of the big lizard for you and discuss various professional systems." "How to deal with the mysterious seven kinds of dragons", and then stood up suddenly, closed the computer with confidence and strode towards his game cabin——

"Let's see, brother, how I can deal with that thick-earth dragon!"

Chapter 2087: End

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