Quadruple split
Chapter 2082 YOYO
"You don't want to reveal your identity, right..."
Although she was sure that the other party was a player because of the two sentences just now, she also realized that the person in front of her had no intention of communicating with her properly. Shuxiang narrowed her eyes, sat up straight and secretly summoned her white paper to Behind him, he said softly: "Let me change the question. What do you want to do when you come here to see me?"
"good question."
She looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old. She had dark curly French wool hair, beautiful and compact round-rimmed glasses, delicate and endearing facial features, and a playful curve at the corner of her mouth. She clapped her hands with a smile and squinted. She smiled with her bright eyes and said: "But if you plan to use the little porn book at the back to make some troublesome things, such as tentacle monsters and other obscene things that make people blush and attack this beautiful girl, , I will definitely kill you very, very cruelly."
【! ? 】
His eyes widened when he realized that he could not hide the other person's scholarly charm at all. Then he took a deep breath and slowly stood up. He waved his hand and let the white paper behind him float into his arms, expressing with practical actions that he would not consider sneak attacks again. Such small actions that do not respect martial ethics.
"good."
The girl smiled with satisfaction, then leaned back and sat on the back of an ice sculpture that suddenly appeared in the air in an OTZ pose. She crossed her legs and said in a brisk tone: "I like good-looking ladies, especially good-looking ladies. It’s a beautiful and sensible young lady like you.”
Shuxiang didn't answer, she just pursed her lips and stared at the girl's cunning eyes under her long eyelashes, frowning.
"Don't be so wary. I just came here to have a chat with you."
The girl pouted and made a cute face at Shuxiang: "Sister, if you are always so vigilant, I will feel very tired."
The latter shook his head and said calmly: "There is nothing I can do to help. After all, I really can't let go of my guard against someone who is unwilling to reveal his name or purpose."
"ah……"
The girl suddenly trembled, and her beautiful eyes were filled with a layer of mist in an instant. She sniffed with tears in her eyes and said, "Smelly Sanba."
Shuxiang's eyes suddenly widened: "What did you say?!"
"It's nothing, don't worry about the small details."
As a result, the girl waved her little hand and easily passed over the offensive remarks just now. Then she coughed lightly, looked at Shuxiang with her big watery eyes, and asked aggrievedly: "You care so much about me. , Auntie, you won’t fall in love with me, right..."
sudden--
Even though Shuxiang, a good-tempered, well-educated, well-educated lady from a scholarly family whom everyone had met because of her work at the front desk, could not help but have veins popping up on her forehead at this moment, and she was glaring at the other person. He asked for a moment: "You! Say! What! What?!"
There is a saying, from birth to now, although he is only twenty-six years old, as a leading figure among the young generation of marginalized people in B City, Shuxiang has definitely seen big storms, whether he is an abnormal person with an eccentric personality or a sinister and cunning person. She can deal with evil spirits calmly without changing her face, or she can deal with them calmly, but even so, she is called 'aunt' by others. 'This is the first time she has experienced this kind of insult!
It is true that Shuxiang feels that she is not a beautiful woman and she doesn't like to dress up much, but it is absolutely impossible for her to admit that she is old-fashioned. After all, from an objective point of view, she is just an ordinary girl with average appearance. Even if the young woman above is not stunningly beautiful or unassuming, she has absolutely nothing to do with 'aunt', let alone being called that by the girl in front of her, who is at least 17 or 18 years old, even though she is very cute and pretty!
All in all, in just two sentences, I was going to calm down and test the other party's false and true scholarly charm before announcing that I had broken my guard and couldn't remain calm anymore.
However, the culprit who caused her to break through the defense was blinking with an innocent look on his face and replied: "I said, don't pay attention to small details?"
"you--"
Shuxiang is not a fool, and naturally she won't believe that the other person really doesn't know why she is angry. However, just when she is racking her brains to say something outrageous to fight back, she finds that the smile on the corner of the other person's mouth suddenly turns playful and playful, and The cold breath that spread out at the same time made Shuxiang wake up from his anger immediately.
"I see. Although I have always felt that most people on the fringe are just losers, as the number one young person in this generation of the metropolitan area, you have this kind of virtue. I can't help but feel very grateful for my decision to stay away from this low-energy circle early. Why? Speaking of which, it’s really worthy of me!”
The girl smacked her lips, and after making a series of extremely aggressive exclamations, she changed the subject, and smiled in a sweet tone that was completely different from the one she was a second ago: "Okay, okay, sister, you are sincere. Ask, then I will tell you cutely, if you must have a name, you can call me YOYO~"
"YOYO?"
Because she had regained her composure, Shuxiang was not stimulated again by the other party's vicious words. Instead, she repeated it in a low voice and quickly searched it in her mind. However, even though she racked her brains, she still had no idea about the name. Half an impression.
But even so, Shuxiang believes that this is still a gain. After all, based on what the other party said just now, it is enough to show that she is well aware of the 'under the table' things outside the game. In other words, this YOYO must also be an under the table person. Although She is not a marginalized person, but the world is only so big in total. As long as it is not a casually fabricated title, no matter how hard it is to find someone, it is more than enough to find someone with the power of a marginalized person.
Of course, Shuxiang does not have such authority, so her plan is to go back and report these matters to the senior management truthfully, so that those big figures who cannot be killed even if the sky falls, can even kick the sky back again, such as [Tianting], [Nifeng] ], [Ghost King of the Cave] and these people are going to figure out what to do.
but--
"I advise you not to waste your efforts."
As if seeing through Shuxiang's thoughts, the girl who called herself YOYO immediately covered her mouth and chuckled: "Although I didn't lie to you, it's a pity that no matter whether it is innocent or not, no matter it is the household registration file of any country Library, or any [underground street] transaction details, you will not find me, even..."
Shuxiang narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Even what?"
"Even if you ask big guys like Divine Fortune Teller, Heavenly Book, and Tarot to count Yang Shou on me, they can't count it."
The girl who called herself YOYO smiled and shrugged: "So, although I know that it is useless to say it, but if you don't want to waste people and money and then end up in vain and be embarrassed, it's best not to do anything."
Shuxiang, who planned to relay the other party's words to the senior management truthfully, nodded and said lightly: "Thank you for your advice, so is there anything else?"
"Yes, yes, why don't you say, I'm just about to start."
YOYO nodded seriously and said with a smile: "Actually, I came here to see you, the scholarly lady, mainly because of an unkind invitation."
[Just now, it was Sanba and Auntie, and they started calling them ‘little sister’ when it came to unkind favors, right? 】
Shuxiang suppressed the depression in her heart and asked in a cold tone: "What is it?"
"Actually, it's just a small thing."
YOYO scratched his cheek and said with a sneer: "Look, little scholarly lady, you are already so busy outside the game. You have to work as a receptionist for that garbage delivery company, and you have to serve those useless people who are relying on their old age. I have to go out and run tasks every now and then to earn points, how tiring it is."
Shuxiang twitched the corners of her lips and said dryly: "Tell me the important point."
"I forgot about it in the middle and forgot about it later. In short, the super cute YOYO hopes that the scholarly sister can focus on the sloppy things in real life."
YOYO looked at the other party with a smile, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay if you don't want to play this crappy game."
"Don't play?"
Shuxiang, who was obviously very tired all day long, but was still being persuaded to quit playing games at night, frowned: "What's wrong with you if I play games or not?"
"It's just a big problem for me."
YOYO held his head in his hands and showed a very exaggerated expression of pain: "I can't sleep at night!"
Shuxiang raised his eyes and looked at YOYO, complaining: "In principle, you who are in the [World of Innocence] right now are sleeping."
"Don't mention any principles to me. My three greatest strengths are that I am smart, cute, and unprincipled."
The smart, cute and unprincipled beautiful girl waved her hands and explained in a lazy tone: "In short, I hope you can say goodbye to this meaningless garbage game. If you agree, delete your account. Everyone will be happy and happy. .”
Shuxiang said without hesitation: "What if I don't agree?"
"Hey, what's the old saying?"
YOYO casually pulled out an exquisite cane made of colorful prisms, raised his eyebrows and said: "You are not decent, so I will help you look decent."
"Oh, I still have to fight in the end."
Shuxiang sighed and said helplessly: "Although you probably can't listen to anything at this moment, I still want to say that violence is always the worst..."
"Violence is always the worst resort."
YOYO smiled slyly and said quickly and in sync with the fragrance of the book: "Of course, if you insist on fighting, at least let me finish reading this book. Do you think I will let you finish reading it?!"
After saying the last sentence that was not in line with the original work, YOYO waved his cane like lightning and directly blasted Shuxiang, whose face changed with a frightened expression, to the wall behind her, and always maintained the raging wave of magic output, making Shuxiang always Unable to leave the wall, it could only bear the suffocating arcane power in a 'big' shape.
puff--!
However, at the next moment, a sharp blade suddenly emerged from YOYO's chest. The next moment, the girl's figure froze, and then she fell to the ground helplessly, and the aura that pressed the scent of books against the wall The power of the technique disappeared instantly.
"Unfortunately."
Shuxiang patted the hem of his long-distance running that was stained with some dust, lowered his eyes and said to the girl curled up on the ground: "In addition to 'reading aloud', 'reciting silently' is also a way of reading, and it is much more efficient. For example, if you want to summon this [Blade of the Spellbreaker], which can control the magic power in a person's body, you have to read a total of two chapters of about 900 words. If you just read it, you will probably be killed by it. , I can’t even summon it.”
"The Spell Breaker...Blade..."
YOYO struggled to get up, but his limbs were out of control. YOYO stammered and repeated, and looked up at Shuxiang with difficulty: "It's... the handle in "The Legend of Meldia"..."
"That's right."
Shuxiang didn't wait for YOYO to finish, she nodded with a smile and said: "It's the artifact inside that even the legendary casters will be afraid of. Of course, considering that it is an imaginary story, so I reproduced the artifact [Fake·Broken] The Spellbreaker's Blade can only make spellcasters below the epic level lose their combat effectiveness. Even if I go further in the future, I'm afraid I can only make a true product that can deal with epic-level spellbreaker blades and threaten legendary spellcasters. , even if I reach the legendary level, I wouldn’t be able to do it.”
"I see."
As a result, the next second, YOYO stood up quickly under the horrified gaze of Shuxiang. While controlling the wind element to pull out the lightning-shaped short blade that penetrated his body from behind, he shook his head and said: "I told you why you can't feel anything after being numb for a while. I'm sorry, this thing is only effective on miscellaneous fish below the epic level."
With an unbelievable scholarly look on his face, he watched intently as he casually took the [Fake Spell Breaker Blade] and started playing with it. After waving it a few times, he curiously put the thing on his arm. YOYO, who poked and poked himself, even bleeding a lot, exclaimed: "How is this possible..."
"It's very simple."
YOYO casually threw the bloody fake to the ground, rolled up his cuffs, took out half a roll of bandages from his pocket and wrapped it around his fair, delicate, wound-covered arm, and said calmly: "You misjudged it. My strength, so this thing is like scratching an itch for me. Facts have proved that the damage caused to me by the so-called magic runaway is not as high as the damage caused by directly poking me with this thing, but you If you had stabbed me in the heart just now, it would have really caused me some trouble."
"..."
Shuxiang subconsciously lowered his head and looked at the spell-breaker blade that had caused a lot of trauma to the opponent and was covered with blood stains. He gritted his teeth and said, "So your strength..."
"Epic."
YOYO nodded briskly and smiled: "But it is inconvenient to reveal the details. In short, now that you understand the strength gap between us, can you be aware of current affairs and delete your account now?"
"good."
In the end, Shuxiang nodded without hesitation and said seriously: "I'm going to delete it now... uh..."
"So~ let's say~ ah~"
The girl who summoned an ice pick and pierced Shuxiang's heart half a second ago sighed, and stretched as the latter turned into white light and disappeared -
"Why do you think I would be deceived by such a lame lie? Auntie~"
Chapter 2073: End
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