Quadruple split

Chapter 1993: The time has come

Game time AM00:00

Permafrost ice fields, somewhere

"Phew, the time is just right~"

Behind the coffin-shaped ice, a pair of eyes burning with green flames slowly opened. Then, amid a burst of creepy laughter, the owner of the eyes slowly walked out of the ice coffin, as if Appearing like a ghost under the never-ending storm.

This is a middle-aged man who looks to be about thirty years old, with pale skin, tall and tall body, leopard eyes and lion nose, long wispy beard, and wearing a square crown. He is wearing a thin dark green gown, although he looks quite handsome. He is tough and capable, but his temperament has an indescribable coldness, which is not consistent with his rather cheerful and sunny appearance. It is worth mentioning that although this person is in the wind and snow, the outside world is already extremely bad. The environment failed to successfully interact with it.

As if there was a bug, those blizzards that were powerful enough to lift off medium-sized monsters did not stop at all, but they could not even lift the corners of the men's clothes. And if we look carefully, we will find that this is not a man. The clothes are of good quality, but he seems to be independent of the surrounding environment. Although he looks solid, the snowflakes flying in the sky can pass straight through his body without any hindrance.

"The Eternals..."

The man lowered his head and glanced at his body. The pretty face seemed to have turned into a pitch-black skull at a certain moment, and then returned to a normal human head after an unknown number of microseconds. He exclaimed with a smile on his face: "How can I put it this way? It's quite appropriate. In a sense, 'our existence' is indeed 'eternal' in a sense."

After saying that, the man with the game ID name [Yellow Spring Water] waved his hand, trying to attract the ice coffin that could protect him from AM12:00 to PM23:59 in the game time to his side.

The reason why it is said to be an 'attempt' is because Huang Quanshui's highly fashionable move of raising his hand failed. The coffin that was supposed to be commanded by his arm was also convulsed and could not be controlled by his ability. Affected, but continued to stand motionless in the wind and snow.

"Um?"

The lonely Huang Quanshui frowned, and then he raised his left hand and took a shot from the air with a cooler posture than before. As a result, the ice coffin made by his own hands still showed no response. Even... he even rubbed back.

Rub it back! ?

It was the first time I saw such a formation of Huangquanshui. I was confused at the time. After a while, I walked back to my ice coffin with a frown on my face and took a curious look inside.

And guess what?

You wouldn't know if you didn't look at it, but when you look at it, you're startled. Huang Quanshui realizes that there's someone in the coffin he was sleeping in just now - someone!

Not only was there a person, but he was also a person with rolled eyes, tongue hanging out, disheveled hair, a ferocious face, and purple lips!

"ah!!!"

It was too late, but it was so fast. The moment Huang Quanshui saw that 'ghost face', he ejected directly and launched himself out with a roar. He did two full backflips before falling back to the ground. He was shocked and surprised. He looked uncertainly at his coffin, which seemed to be haunted, and his forehead was covered with sweat.

"Haha, hahahahaha~"

The next second, with a burst of laughter like silver bells, the ice coffin instantly burst into pieces of ice, and the culprit inside who had just frightened Huang Quan Shui into somersaulting with his grimace was holding his stomach and laughing: "Huang Quan Shui." Uncle, can you do it? Even though you have a higher ghost content than anyone else, you can still be scared by our cute little ghost face?"

"Cute little grimace!?"

Huang Quanshui became anxious at that time and said angrily: "The green-faced fangs of yours just now are more terrifying than Bai Wuchang. If you don't wait a moment, who are you talking about!?"

"It's me!"

He is probably in his early 160s including Da Mao. He has dark, shaggy French wool short curls, a pair of beautiful round glasses on the bridge of his delicate nose, delicate and cute facial features, and a sly smile at the corner of his mouth. The girl chuckled, poked her cheek playfully, and emphasized: "It's me, it's me!"

Huang Quanshui tugged at the corner of his mouth and looked up and down at this girl who was wearing a tattered one-shoulder cloak. Under the cloak was a slim-fitting robe and... a slender figure that was a bit pitiful, and a warm smile on her face. , asked in a deep voice: "Who are you?"

"Kamen Rider [Despair Pink] passing by!"

The girl, who looked to be no more than twenty years old, stood at attention and gave a German military salute with a serious expression.

"enough!"

Huang Quanshui roared angrily, and suddenly a large black, antique-looking brush appeared in his hand. He shouted in a deep voice: "Who are you? Why don't you tell me your name soon!"

"I can't change my name, but I can't change my surname!"

The girl pushed up her glasses with her middle finger, looked intently at the man in front of her who exuded a fierce and sinister aura, and said loudly: "Flower Picking Monk Lu Zhishen!"

"How dare you play tricks on the underworld official!?"

Huang Quanshui finally couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately raised the black pen in his hand and wrote down: "Crying, miserable, just because of unfaithfulness and unfilial piety, violating the laws of heaven, the Buddha's mouth and the snake's heart fell into this door - to cut off evil and pull out the tongue!"

"Wow, it turns out that it's fashionable to read out the names of moves aloud these days?!"

The girl was stunned for a moment, then enthusiastically pulled out a cane made of colorful prisms, and said happily: "Then I will come too - [Tianting Holy Judgment]!"

The next moment, along with a series of deafening roars, dozens of golden thunderbolts that were so dazzling that it was difficult to look directly came down like rain, directly swallowing the Huangquan water that was caught off guard. The girl in Tongue Prison just stuck out her tongue playfully. Although she was not harmed and did not fall into the [Silence] effect, she could be considered to have been 'pulled out' for the time being.

"you……"

Half a minute later, he was forcibly split from the form of the living to the form of the dead by dozens of holy thunders. The whole person turned into a black skeleton with a faint green glow, and his health value dropped below 5% of the yellow spring water. He crawled out of the human-shaped pit where holiness and thunder circulated, stared at the opponent with his pair of hole eyes burning with hell fire, and said with difficulty: "In the end..."

"Seriously, Uncle Huang, please don't say anything about me next time, 'I'm crying and miserable, just because I'm unfaithful and unfilial and violate the laws of heaven, and I've fallen into this trap with a Buddha's mouth and a snake's heart.' Well, that's so unpleasant!"

The girl looked at the Huangquan water angrily and said seriously: "Don't think that I don't know that what you just said was taken from Journey to the West. Let me think about it. If you really want to criticize me, you can use the words from Journey to the West. That sentence of 'It is unjust to hide one's skin and expose one's flesh while wiping one's mouth and looking at one's teeth, and it is unfair to use clever words to harm others.' Come on!"

Huang Quanshui, who had turned into a skeleton, stood up unsteadily and asked the girl hesitantly: "You...really know me?"

"I know you!"

"Then why don't I know you?"

"Ah...Uncle Huang, do you know MJ?"

"who?"

"Michael Jackson."

"We know each other."

"Does MJ know you?"

"We know each other."

"..."

The girl who was caught off guard and chatted to death by the other party rolled her eyes. After a while, she coughed lightly and said seriously: "Don't worry about the details! In short, it's normal for Uncle Huang that you don't know me."

"So who are you...?"

"Okay, okay, I'm YOYO~ Are you satisfied?"

"Yo yo?"

"Well, whatever, that's all I can say anyway."

The girl who called herself YOYO shrugged, then pointed her gorgeous-looking cane at Huang Quan Shui, and said sternly: "Then, if there is nothing else, I will hang you up."

Huang Quanshui became anxious at that time, and while staggering towards the girl, he shouted loudly: "What did you say!?"

"It's understandable that you want to come up and play after staying down there for a long time. It's not impossible to find a lonely and frustrated man to possess and play games every night. After all, you will definitely pay 'rent' to compensate him before you go back."

YOYO shrugged and raised his eyebrows: "But to play such an impure game casually, and to reach the top 32 in an even more impure game, to be honest, even if I don't do anything , you will be picked out and beaten by those fringe people after the next game, stop! I know you are acquaintances, but do you think those guys will stop beating you just because you are acquaintances? "

He hesitated to speak. Huang Quanshui, who didn't know what to say after being planned, opened his mouth. After a while, he finally said: "...you know how to beat me?"

"That's necessary, so I sent you back early for your own good."

YOYO nodded vigorously and said seriously: "You can't hold grudges!"

"Wait for me……"

“I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen!!!”

boom--

As a beautiful red mushroom cloud rose from the ground, Huangquanshui was blasted to pieces by an epic spell and was bombarded in the Ever-Moving Icefield. His character data was also directly erased at the same time. In this way, he disappeared into the [World of Innocence].

"Oh, Uncle Huang is indeed a sensible person. He could have tried to run away in Lich form, but he didn't expect to give up so neatly."

Raising his left hand behind his back, YOYO admired the mithril one-handed crossbow in his hand that seemed to be burning with golden flames. He smacked his lips and sighed: "He is worthy of being the King of Qin Guang. He can do it with just one glance." You see I didn’t lie, tsk tsk, it would be great if you don’t bear any grudge against me.”

After saying that, she put away her cane and short crossbow, stretched her body lazily, turned her head and waved to the empty place beside her: "Uncle Erzhu! I'm done with my work, let's go. !”

"I'm not the second pillar uncle..."

Accompanied by a deep voice that was severely distorted but still seemed quite soft, a tall figure suddenly appeared on the solid frozen soil. He was wearing a suit that covered his entire body airtight. It was covered with reliefs, even his face. He couldn't find any vents in the heavily armored knight's armor. He walked up to YOYO with steps heavy enough to make the earth tremble, and said in a deep voice: "I am the second apostle under the Lord. You can call me the second pillar." Or the Apostle, but don’t call me Uncle Erzhuli.”

YOYO immediately nodded happily and said: "I know! Uncle Erzhu!"

Second column: "..."

"Uncle Erzhu, aren't you tired?"

YOYO stood on tiptoes and tried to touch the opponent's breastplate. He blinked and asked, "Although this set of plate armor is indeed very handsome, it feels very heavy just by looking at it. And it's okay here." , I remember uncle, you were working next door, right? It seems to be very hot over there, are you afraid of covering yourself up by wearing such tight clothes? "

Erzhu shook his head and said sternly: "I don't usually wear this, and I won't wear it when doing business."

"Eh? So uncle, you put on your coolest outfit just for me?"

The girl clapped her hands vigorously, a blush quickly appeared on her pretty face, and she said shyly: "But people can't accept a suitor who is much older than themselves! What should I do, what should I do! I..."

"Just calm down."

Second Pillar helplessly interrupted the troubled girl, and said angrily: "It has nothing to do with you. As long as I act as an apostle of the Lord, I will wear this set of [arms] given to me by the Lord, so as not to be raped by you. A thoughtful person can see through his identity."

YOYO immediately pouted his mouth and said with teeth and claws: "What! What do you mean by someone like me! I have been a good boy since I was a child, and all the stupid little brats around me like me!"

Second column: "..."

"Well, in short, our goal this time has been achieved."

Turning his head and looking at the big pit where the Huangquan water disappeared, YOYO smiled and patted the opponent's arm armor: "Uncle Erzhu, you can go about your business. If I remember correctly, you should have sneaked out. You escorted me to the ice field, right? Go back early, you have to give an account to the brothers."

"It seems I can't hide it from you..."

The man under the armor smiled bitterly, and his soft and generous voice suddenly became clearer, and he sighed: "It seems that the previous speculation of the eighth pillar that you are the master of creation still has some credibility."

"Really? YOYO advises you not to believe a word of that eighth pillar."

The girl shrugged and grinned: "And this guess is too outrageous. How could I be created by your 'master'?"

"I feel your sincerity, child, but the cornerstone of your sincerity is absolute hypocrisy."

"That's for sure. I'm a girl. How can I rip out people's hearts and lungs casually when I'm out? So Uncle Erzhuzi, your judgment is absolutely correct."

"It doesn't matter, can you leave by yourself?"

"Of course it's no problem. I have a lot of money with me!"

"Is this a money issue?"

"It's necessary. [Money] is the optimal solution to most [problems]."

"Okay, then I'll leave."

"Have a nice trip, Uncle Erzhuli."

"I also hope you can achieve your goal."

"Thank you, uncle~"

"May the goddess bless you."

Chapter 1993: End

If I hadn't been lawful good, upright and kind-hearted, I would have actually written a 4,000-word instruction manual for the game cabin.