Quadruple split

Let me ask, when we are exposed to an unfamiliar language, what do we learn the fastest?

This answer is a matter of opinion. Taking English as an example, some people may think it is daily terms such as Hello, some people may think it is a must-have for infants and young children such as Mother/Father, some people may think it is popular game terms such as GANK and SOLO, and some people may think it is a popular game term such as GANK and SOLO. You may think it means LOVE.

How should I put it? The above answers... are all correct. After all, the first English words many people come into contact with are the pronunciation of Apple and their parents, and when foreigners learn Chinese, most of them start with "Hello".

But in addition, all languages ​​have a relatively special vocabulary, which is characterized by extremely high compatibility and adaptability with locals and outsiders, natives and foreigners. With a little practice It can be used flexibly without even having to translate it in your head.

Yes, everyone must have guessed it at this point. The answer is - swearing, which is a very bad, generally offensive and very inelegant term at least in terms of starting point.

The amazing thing is that both foreigners and outsiders seem to be able to miraculously master this terminology in a short period of time. In many cases, they may not even know the most basic greetings, but they already have a set of skills when it comes to swearing on the street. It’s a set.

All in all, even if you just touch on this aspect, everyone can understand what it means, so I won’t go into details here. The reason why I specifically mention this matter is simply because Gu Xiaole... basically follows this theory. It has nothing to do with it!

That's right, it just doesn't have anything to do with it!

It is true that according to the information provided by Yi Dong, although his mother's Gu family moved to Japan a long time ago and took root there, at least 70% of the direct descendants of each generation must intermarry with people from the motherland. , children must have Chinese-Japanese bilingual education since childhood and other strict restrictions. Although the Gu family is more accustomed to speaking and writing in Japanese because they grew up in Japan, their Chinese proficiency is not bad at all and is almost no different from the Chinese.

And then, regardless of whether it is Ito who changed her nationality back after marrying, the mother of the legendary cosplayer "Gugu-chan" Gu Yanyue, she still retains her Japanese nationality and transferred here as an exchange student to Mo Tan and others. Gu Xiaole, who is a senior, all have one very subtle thing in common -

That's why they are special! special! I especially like to pretend that I am not very familiar with Chinese, and then openly curse people. Although the curse is very unpleasant, but with the somewhat jerky-sounding pronunciation and the innocent and cute little expression with a little bit of anger, almost everyone will subconsciously Be tolerant of them.

Among everyone present, only Yi Dong and Mo Tan knew about this matter, and the reason why they knew it was because Gu Yanyue told them on a Christmas night a few years ago.

At that time, this aunt, who looked to be in her early thirties at most, personally drove Yi Dong to Mo Tan's house. She almost used brute force to drag Mo Tan, who didn't want to cause trouble, into the car. Halfway through, she drove Yi Dong because there was a car next to her. He made a dangerous move and almost caused a car accident (Mo Tan always felt that the situation was irreversible, but inexplicably nothing happened in the end except for being a little frightened) and he cursed loudly. His rich vocabulary and harsh words even made him laugh. Mo Tan, who was in a 'chaotic neutral' personality at the time, was stunned for a while.

At dinner time after that, Gu Yanyue showed off and told his good son and Mo Tan the truth about "pretending to be a foreigner and scolding the streets", and was mercilessly slapped on the forehead by Yi Dong's father.

And Gu Xiaole's curse just now was exactly the same as that of his aunt, and it shocked everyone on the spot.

However, after a brief silence, Ji Xiaodao, who was the first to react, suddenly smiled and nodded to Gu Xiaole in a rare tone of approval: "Well said."

"good!"

Cui Xiaoyu also slapped her thigh suddenly and said seriously: "Damn, that kind of person should be sprayed to death!"

Kang Lan and Huo Yanyang also extended their thumbs to Gu Xiaole and said in unison: "Well done, Sister Xiaole!"

Although Yuchen and Ji Xiaoge did not express their support as openly as the previous ones, they also smiled gently at Gu Xiaole, apparently not feeling that the latter had done anything wrong.

"Hey hehe~"

As for the person involved, he scratched the back of his head and showed a particularly innocent, pure, cute and sugary sweet smile.

"Well...I'm going to the bathroom."

Yidong, who could lose control of his expression management at any time, stood up suddenly, then turned to look at Mo Tan next to him, and invited: "Together?"

The latter nodded without hesitation, then stood up, nodded and said: "Okay, let's go together."

"Fuck you."

Seeing that Yi Dong and Mo Tan seemed to intend to continue extending invitations to the boys' group members, Cui Xiaoyu waved her hands in disgust as if chasing away flies: "We are still eating here, bring me a bottle of Coke when you come back."

"OK."

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows and showed a playful smile: "I promise to wash my hands first before buying it for you."

"Gungungun, you don't need to take me with you."

"Oh, that's such a pity. Where are you, Kang Lan Wanyang? Do you have anything to bring?"

"roll roll roll--"

…

So, Mo Tan and Yi Dong temporarily left the table and walked side by side to the toilet.

"I said……"

Yi Dong bumped Mo Tan with his shoulder and frowned: "Are you a little too pretentious?"

"Not pretending?"

Mo Tan glanced at him, put his hands in his pockets and said lazily: "If you feel that I have an unabashed 'big change of temperament,' it's just because you are more sensitive as an insider. I can guarantee that neither Wan Yang, Kang Lan, Xiao Yu, Sister Xiao Le, nor the twins with completely different painting styles can see the changes."

"so……"

Yidong thought for a while, then continued to frown and said, "Is it completely visible from Yuchen's side?"

"incomplete."

Mo Tan shook his head slightly, then shrugged and said, "But you can see it."

Yi Dong was not stupid and asked immediately: "So the reason why you don't even plan to hide it is because even if you hide it, you can't hide it from Yu Chen?"

"First of all, it's not that I don't even hide anymore."

Mo Tan twitched the corner of his mouth and said dryly: "Just keep it at a level that is just right so that no one will find out. As for Yu Chen... Let's put it this way, she simply realizes that I'm not Hei Fan. ', and it was based on intuition that didn't tell you any logic or reason at all, so I simply gave up."

Yidong hesitated for a moment and suggested: "I think it's better for you to keep it a secret. After all, it's one thing to hide it. If someone really finds out something... the consequences will be disastrous."

"Ha, there is nothing unimaginable."

Mo Tan made a funny expression and said in a leisurely tone: "At least if you think about it carefully, you will find that even if Yuchen really uses her intuition to see something, her character will not cause any harm to me. The threat, or rather, if she did figure out what was going on, would help maintain a normal relationship between us."

Yi Dong was slightly startled: "You want to deliberately expose it to her? And then let her take the initiative to draw a clear line with you after realizing that you are an atypical schizophrenia? Are you serious?"

"I lied to you."

Mo Tan turned off the faucet, wiped his hands with Yi Dong's school uniform jacket, and said expressionlessly: "I'm not crazy, how could I let her notice on purpose? You are the one who knows about this kind of thing." It’s too much, so if you add another one...heh, it won’t do anyone any good.”

Yidong glanced at him and said angrily: "Do you still care about the benefits or anything like that? I mean, 'now' you."

"You're right, I really don't care 'now', but the problem is..."

Mo Tan lazily poked his temple with his index finger and twisted it around, saying in a very casual tone: "It also can't bring any pleasure, whether it's you, me, Yu Chen or anyone else, it's just a It is a disgusting burden, and compared with the valuable hope, pain, joy, despair, madness, and loss of control, this burden that has nothing but weight is really too much - superfluous."

Yidong raised his eyebrows in surprise and said with a smile: "I really didn't expect that in your current mental state, you would actually think about others. The sun really shines in all directions."

"Then you misunderstood."

Mo Tan walked lazily and said without looking back: "I have made it clear just now that I don't mind spreading pain, despair and madness."

Yidong, who was following him, rolled his eyes and said dryly: "I thought we had graduated from junior high school."

"No, you don't understand, man."

Mo Tan paused and raised the corner of his mouth with a strange arc: "These are not the romances unique to teenagers. Just imagine, those who sit on the toilet worth hundreds of thousands and poop every day, open the curtains and you can overlook Be it those people under the building who are smaller than garbage, those who can decide the fate of countless people with a single phone call; those who are hidden on the edge of the civilized world, sitting on the pile of shells and smoking cigars, and those who can shoot the weak with machine guns wantonly. ; Or those who wear their underwear outside their long trousers, those who can overturn the social order overnight and turn the era back directly to slavery if they are willing... You can always bring to the world those things that in your opinion are just Everything that exists in the fantasies of young girls.”

Yidong folded his arms and leaned against the open-air fence on the third floor of the cafeteria, and said with a smile: "If you didn't include the last example of wearing underwear outside long johns, I might have believed it."

[Why don’t you go back and ask your father? 】

After making such a rant in his heart, Mo Tan grinned and said leisurely in an unpredictable tone: "But even if you put aside the last item, if it is just 'me' who is talking to you at this moment, it is still possible that you will become the person in front of you. An example, isn’t it?”

Yi Dong stared at a pile of bird poop that had just fallen on the railing in front of him and asked casually: "So you are very eager for a toilet worth hundreds of thousands?"

"At least I don't aspire to be a good baby with flowers blooming."

Mo Tan narrowed his eyes slightly, and his tone seemed more serious than before: "To be serious, my 'self-control' seems to have become worse these days."

Yi Dong was stunned for a moment, then his pupils suddenly shrank: "Is it true or not?"

"I'm not sure, but this feeling is not very good. If I have to give an example, it's like my mind is clearly clear, but my mental state is as if I drank half a kilogram of Laobaigan."

Mo Tan pinched his bangs and mused: "From a rational perspective, I think this is just because [Innocence Boundary] in the past year has allowed me to embark on three completely different journeys at the same time, and there is almost no difference between them. The objectively related 'life' makes my will become relatively subjective at the corresponding time point, and this 'subjectivity' will make me become [ambivalent] after leaving the game. This is something that no normal person among you can do. It’s a question of understanding, which is by far the most reliable and safest conclusion.”

Yi Dong frowned and asked, "So, you still have an unreliable and unsafe conclusion?"

"That's right."

Mo Tan nodded and said without hesitation: "That is, after getting into the game [Innocence Boundary], I did not actually become 'relatively subjective', but my 'illness' has changed on an objective level. It has developed to a considerable extent, which is undoubtedly exciting news, after all, my problem has not changed in more than 20 years."

Yi Dong's expression immediately turned livid: "You're just talking about such a big thing now?!"

"A big deal? I don't think it's a big deal?"

Mo Tan patted Yi Dong on the shoulder and suddenly said happily: "Human beings are inherently changing creatures. This kind of 'change' does not necessarily represent 'evolution', but it is better than being stagnant in place like a pool of stagnant water. "

"You kid..."

Yidong gritted his teeth and glared at his friend. He took two deep breaths before saying seriously: "I don't care about anything else. If you are in trouble, you must contact me as soon as possible. There is no need to discuss."

"Come on, instead of making the atmosphere so disgusting, let's talk about something practical."

Mo Tan stretched out and slowly took another step: "Let's talk as we walk. If we go back too late, God knows those women will come up with something weird."

"Fuck, you're so disgusting."

"You feel disgusted. In the eyes of those ladies, it is beautiful, just like when you see two little girls sticking to each other."

"Stop talking about those things that are and are not. Are you sure you can handle this [Confrontation Battle]? Two characters have to compete in individual competitions, and all three characters have to compete in team competitions. Is there enough time?"

"Theoretically it's not a big problem. I've always been professional in time management."

"Okay, by the way, how about your opponents in the first round? Tan Mo and Mo should have passed the audition, right?"

"Of course I have passed. As for my opponent..."

"how?"

"Just looking at the names makes me think that I can prepare the second round of miscellaneous fish in advance."

"..."

Chapter 1862: End