Quadruple split

Reluctantly putting the melon seeds back into his pocket, Yidong walked very casually and walked slowly to the chopping board by the pool. He looked at the piece of pork that had just melted and was just waiting for him to reach for the kitchen knife. While doing so, Mo Tan next to him suddenly kicked him over——

"Wash your hands first."

Mo Tan, who was currently in the 'Lawful Good' state, glared at Yi Dong, raised his hand and pointed to the sink next to him, and ordered: "Wash for three minutes, wash with hand sanitizer."

Yidong twitched the corners of his lips and smiled dryly: "Are you the teacher of the first class of kindergarten?"

"I'm not."

Mo Tan shook his head and said calmly while continuing to roll out the dumpling wrappers with great efficiency: "But if you always forget to wash your hands before cooking or eating, I can do it too."

Yidong rolled his eyes, and then reluctantly walked to the sink to wash his hands. After washing honestly for three minutes, he picked up the kitchen knife next to the chopping board and asked, "I'll just chop the stuffing vigorously." ?”

"Okay, but in that case... depending on your physical fitness, your arm will probably be sore for about two days."

Mo Tan said casually, and then gave guidance before Yi Dong started to complain: "Do you know how to use a flower knife...forget it, you definitely can't. Anyway, first draw the knife vertically from left to right, with an interval of about half a centimeter. There is no need to cut the meat, just make the cut deeper, cut it vertically and then horizontally, then turn it over and repeat.”

While following Mo Tan's instructions, Yi Dong clumsily opened the pork and asked, "Is this easier to cut? What's the principle?"

"Anyway, it's not a principle you can listen to."

Mo Tan retorted without looking back, and placed a small ball of noodles beside him, then walked to the sink and washed his hands: "You just need to know that it will be much more convenient to chop the meat after doing it this way."

Yidong nodded, then suddenly froze for a moment, and asked curiously: "Why do you still have a lump of noodles left? Didn't you say that there are so many of us that we can use them all?"

"Today's lunch is a dumpling made of dough and meat filling. I will also adjust the flavor of the meat filling later, so in principle it should be safe."

Mo Tan casually untied his apron and put it on the small shelf next to him, then picked up the broom and walked towards the living room and said, "So I think I can let Xiaoge have a good time."

Bang——

Mo Tan knew without looking back that this was the sound of the carving knife hitting the chopping board without controlling the force. The next moment, Idong's slightly trembling voice came from behind: "Are you okay?"

Mo Tan shook his head calmly: "No."

"You can kill people with a nod of the head, and you can't kill a chicken with a butcher's knife."

Yi Dong looked back at Mo Tan with a heavy face, and said seriously: "If you want to kill the big guy, just blow up the gas tank. Why bother Sister Pigeon to take action?"

Mo Tan turned around and glanced at Yidong helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Don't go too far. Although Xiaoge's cooking skill tree is a bit crooked, the main reason for cooking is that it doesn't taste very good today. Let's eat it today. The best ones are dumplings, you just put the stuffing in the dough, pinch it and put it in the pot, no matter how exaggerated it is, it won’t taste too bad.”

"Depend on!"

Yidong became anxious at that time and said angrily: "You clearly said before that the eggs she made killed an entire team of five people in the game! Five people, that's it! Not five bugs!"

While cleaning the not-so-dirty floor, Mo Tan said impatiently: "I've said it several times, it's in the game. The tea eggs she makes in the game will explode, but that doesn't mean leaving the bread outside. The dumplings will also be fried.”

Idong was silent for a long time, and after a while he sighed deeply: "Are you serious?"

"I am serious."

Mo Tan gave the answer without hesitation, and said helplessly: "You don't really think that people can't see our usually obvious reaction, do you? Everyone, including Xiaodao, is not willing to let her near the kitchen. It's reasonable, but on the other hand, it's actually quite heartbreaking, so I think we can at least let her have a little fun while making dumplings."

Yi Dong snorted angrily: "You do know how to show mercy to others."

Mo Tan smiled slightly and said in a pleasant tone: "I treat everyone equally. You see, although I plan to let Xiaoge pack some, I won't leave you idle."

"I thank you for your eighteenth generation of ancestors."

Yidong's voice was calm, and he even started to chop the meat vigorously.

"Don't worry, Xiao Ge is actually conscious. I'll remind her a little bit later and ask her to make some. If you count the inside and outside, it's only twenty at most. If you don't like it, I'll take it. "

After briefly sweeping the small area between the living room and the kitchen, Mo Tan walked back with the broom, opened the refrigerator and took a few sips of a bottle of mineral water: "And if you ask me, she should be able to do it herself. I eat the ones I made myself, and I’m actually quite considerate.”

"oh?"

Yidong raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Why do I think you are the more considerate one? Seriously, man, you won't treat Xiaoge..."

Mo Tan interrupted him angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, there is nothing better than learning other people's love brains."

"Haha, I'm not a love brain, I know you are already very worried about Yu Chen."

Yi Dong grinned, and then suddenly changed the topic: "But then again, is there such a possibility that when you like Yuchen, you like Yuchen, but when you don't like Yuchen …”

"I told you when we were both young, I, Mo Tan, am one person, not three people."

Putting the mineral water back into the refrigerator, Mo Tan said calmly: "So your assumption just now is not valid at all."

"I don't think so."

Yi Dong was not easily persuaded this time, and just continued to smile: "In my opinion, when you are in a more salty state, you sincerely like Yuchen. To be honest, I have never seen you before. You would care so much about someone, but brother, whether you are now or in your bitch state, it is obvious that you have no feelings for Yu Chen."

Mo Tan shrugged and asked, "Is there any problem?"

"Then you have to ask yourself."

Yi Dong shook his head and continued to chop the meat while repeating what Mo Tan had just said: "After all, you are one person, not three people."

"Have you become artistic?"

"Just kidding, I have always been a melancholy young man."

"Then wash the leeks quickly, Wen Qing."

"Is there any connection between Wenqing and washing leeks..."

"As deep as the connection between you and Wenqing."

"Gan!"

…

Real time AM11:42

City B, Dexin District, Motan's apartment

"Ding dong~"

The girl standing at the door smiled and made a gesture of ringing the doorbell to Mo Tan, who had just opened the door: "Excuse me, today..."

“Nangong has something to do and can’t come today, right?”

Mo Tan completed the answer directly and smiled: "Guessed it."

"Can you guess this!?"

Yuchen was shocked at the time. Today, she was wearing a loose black T-shirt with Haibara Ai and Edogawa Conan printed on the front and back, and loose jeans and canvas shoes. She looked both eye-catching and fresh.

"Yeah, my sixth sense is super accurate."

Mo Tan, who seemed to be amazed whenever he saw Yu Chen, came back to his senses, touched the tip of his nose and smiled sideways: "Come in quickly, you are the last to arrive, the college is quite busy today? "

"you do not say."

Yu Chen walked into the foyer, put on the slippers that Mo Tan had carried over, and handed the bag he had been carrying to Mo Tan: "Help me find a place to put it. Here are the DR films issued by the college. I I came here in a hurry and didn’t go back to the dormitory to put it away.”

Mo Tan took the bag and carefully put it into the cabinet next to him, and asked casually: "X-rays? Whose are they?"

"Fake~"

Yuchen smiled and said cheerfully: "It is considered a kind of homework. Although it is quite troublesome, it is very useful knowledge."

Mo Tan nodded slightly: "Indeed, this should be regarded as the most practical craft when going out."

"I do hope that this skill will be useless, although it is unlikely."

Within two words, Yu Chen had already left the hall, turned to Mo Tan and blinked before running into the living room. After saying a few words to Ji Xiaodao who was sitting in the corner, he rushed in with a pale face. The kitchen is gone.

Apparently, Yuchen also heard about Ji Xiaoge making dumplings inside, and immediately went to help as an 'insurance' person.

In fact, in the past six months of getting along with each other, although Ji Xiaoge was basically ordered to stay away from the kitchen after the first New Year's Eve dinner, everyone also had soft-hearted moments, so it was not impossible for her to enter the kitchen. And every time like this, as long as Yuchen is present, he will always be there as insurance in case something terrible is brought out...

As for Ji Xiaodao, who is theoretically the most suitable to do this kind of thing, because of his sister-control attribute, he is too indulgent to Ji Xiaoge, and there is no way to put any effective restrictions on the latter.

All in all, to this day, it has become an instinct for Yuchen to run to Ji Xiaoge's side to rescue him when she learns that he is cooking, so even if the former is just making dumplings, she still runs all the way. He rushed into the kitchen of Mo Tan's house and didn't even bother to say hello to the other people in the living room.

"Hey, Yuchen is also true."

Cui Xiaoyu, who was sitting in the middle of the sofa, shook his head and sighed: "You are still too young. Everyone is so familiar, so there is no need to be so flustered."

Squatting on the armrest of the sofa wearing socks, Kang Lan, who looked like a stone lion at first glance, exchanged words: "If you have the ability, don't tremble..."

"Cut the nonsense!"

Cui Xiaoyu glared at Kang Lan fiercely and said angrily: "Listen carefully, if I explain here today, I must tell my father, mother and grandfather that Xiaoyu has no regrets in this life, and the kindness of giving birth will be repaid in the next life!"

Ji Xiaodao frowned, silently picked up a decorative vase on the shelf (which was available when renting the house), turned to Cui Xiaoyu and confirmed: "I have written down my last words, come here and see you on your way. "

Obviously, Ji Xiaodao is still very resentful about Cui Xiaoyu's exaggerated performance of his sister's cooking.

"Ahem, it's just a joke, don't worry, I have to eat two dumplings cooked by your sister today."

Cui Xiaoyu immediately gave up, and then changed the subject at the speed of light: "So what is today's theme? The mystery of Ni Keaili's life experience?"

As soon as he said this, Kang Lan, who was squatting on the armrest, Wan Yang, who was sitting opposite Cui Xiaoyu and playing with his mobile phone, Mo Tan, who was looking at the kitchen, and Yi Dong, who was playing FreeCell on Mo Tan's computer, still sat on the balcony in front of the balcony to bask in the sun. Gu Xiaole was stunned for a moment, and then asked in unison: "What is that?"

"No, you don't even know this!?"

Cui Xiaoyu's eyes immediately widened, with disbelief written all over his face: "That's..."

"Ni Kaitai is the heroine of the recently popular female-oriented idol drama - "100% Lovesick"."

Ji Xiaodao casually put the vase back on the shelf, folded his arms and said expressionlessly: "What Xiaoyu just said should be the twenty-first episode of the latest update last night. It was about Ni Kaitai discovering that he is actually a member of the community. The granddaughter of old man Li, the security guard, is about to break up with the leading actor."

Cui Xiaoyu: "Yeah!"

Everyone: "???"

…

After a while, Gu Xiaole took the lead to break the dead silence in the living room and said unexpectedly: "So Xiaodao, you still watch idol dramas with your sister."

"No, my sister likes to watch suspense dramas."

Ji Xiaodao shook his head and said calmly: "I like watching idol dramas."

Gu Xiaole: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"Any questions?"

Ji Xiaodao narrowed his eyes slightly and scanned the faces of Mo Tan and others who were confused one by one.

Mo Tan/Yidong/Wan Yang/Kang Lan: "Don't dare!"

Cui Xiaoyu, on the other hand, asked with a strange look on his face: "No, Xiaodao, what's weird about watching an idol drama? I also watch idol dramas, so why don't I see you making such a fuss?"

"..."

Several people looked at each other, and then they realized that compared to Ji Xiaodao, a young and beautiful girl in her prime, Cui Xiaoyu, a handsome and muscular man, seemed to be more incompatible with idol dramas... and moreover, it was a female idol drama. Bigger.

Then--

"I don't know why. Although it seems strange if you think about it carefully, I still feel that it wouldn't be unreasonable if this kind of thing happened to you."

After careful and careful thinking, Kang Lan finally said the above conclusion with a strange expression, and then suddenly touched his chin and said in a deep voice: "It seems that Xiaodao likes to watch that kind of thing, which seems to be very cute. "

Wan Yang immediately nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, it's just like the kind of bad boy who doesn't go to class very much and fights with people every day with a baseball bat, holding an umbrella for a puppy on a rainy day!"

"Hahaha~"

The two looked at each other and smiled, while Yi Dong, Mo Tan and Cui Xiaoyu also couldn't help laughing after thinking about it for a while, and then——

"Thanks for the compliment."

The corner of Ji Xiaodao's mouth curled up in a way that even though it looked like he was smiling, it made everyone subconsciously feel a chill on their backs. Then he turned around and walked into the kitchen, and two minutes later brought a plate of steaming dumplings. He came out and used chopsticks to feed one into the mouths of each of the five men who were no longer happy.

…

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a moment later

Real time: October 1, 2049 AD, PM19:00/game time AM07:00

[Crime Debate·Personal Battle] Auditions have officially begun.

Chapter 1802: End