Quadruple split
Chapter 1687 Saw it
"I've heard of it..."
Ji Wutong looked at Mo Tan with burning eyes and said softly: "You are actually a genius that is unique among millions. No, it can even be said that you are unique among millions or millions."
To be honest, if the two of them were talking about other topics, or if the person in front of him said this to him for no reason, Mo Tan would not be surprised like a normal person, nor would he have any negative emotions, but the problem is , the premise for the other party's words is that Mo Tan's special quality is Te Miao's '30-year cerebral hemorrhage-level sense of direction'!
"I don't think being 'gifted' in this area is a good thing at all."
Mo Tan rubbed his forehead helplessly, soothing his brain that had been running at high load since he woke up. He shook his head with a smile and said: "To be honest, I have been deeply troubled by the sense of direction since I was a child. It’s a problem for Jia, but there’s no way to improve it.”
Ji Wutong waved his hand in a very grand manner and said boldly: "It doesn't matter, as the saying goes, a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Haven't you thought about the benefits this sense of direction can bring to you?"
Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, then curiously asked the parent of this classmate who was most likely a 'Superman': "I haven't thought about it, is there any benefit?"
"I don't know, I don't think so."
The middle-aged man sitting on the jumping box touched his stubble and frowned, shaking his head and saying, "I don't realize that this kind of thing is just a physical defect no matter how you think about it."
Mo Tan: "..."
One thing to say, with his current personality and temper, coupled with the relationship between Ji Xiaoge and Ji Xiaodao, he couldn't help but want to beat the person in front of him.
"cough."
As if he realized that what he just said was somewhat inappropriate, Ji Wutong, a father of two children, immediately coughed and added with a serious face: "But I can guarantee that your sense of direction can give you a dream that others can dream of." Opportunities that you can’t even get?”
Mo Tan twitched the corner of his mouth, and then asked tentatively: "For example... I would like to give you the honor of helping?"
"Yes, yes!"
Ji Wutong nodded vigorously, with an innocent look on his face.
"Sorry, Uncle Ji, I'm already late. I really can't waste any more time."
Mo Tan was also unambiguous. After saying these words, he turned around and left, and then... stopped.
This was not because Mo Tan, who was playing hard to get, was embarrassed when he found out that Ji Wutong didn't say anything to stop him, but he had just noticed that there were at least six locks hanging on the door of the utility room, and they were all messy. Even the door handle is covered.
The next second, he immediately turned to look at the middle-aged man sitting on the jumping box with a strange look on his face. The other person looked up at the sky and whistled... He didn't blow it out yet, he just let out a super embarrassing "fufu" Voice.
"That...Uncle Ji."
Finally, after being silent for a long time, Mo Tan asked the man who had started to search "how to whistle handsomely" on the search engine with a subtle expression, politely and calmly: "Excuse me, are these locks from the beginning?" Is it right here?”
Ji Wutong immediately nodded: "Yes, yes!"
"It has nothing to do with you at all?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Then how did you bring me in? With so many locks."
"I am the great magician of space, and I brought you here."
"impossible."
"Why is it impossible?"
"You are a married person and the father of classmates Xiaoge and Xiaodao. How can you be a great magician?"
"What you said makes sense and I am speechless..."
In the end, Ji Wutong, who was caught in a flaw, finally chose to surrender. While dragging out several keys and walking towards the door of the utility room, he looked pitifully at the expressionless Mo Tan: "Are you really Can't you do me a favor? My daughter is so beautiful."
A blue vein appeared on Mo Tan's forehead, and he said dryly: "Does this have anything to do with your daughter's beauty..."
"Yes, of course."
Ji Wutong slowly opened the lock and said hummingly: "If my daughters are good-looking, it's normal for you to have a crush on them, right? It's not natural for you to have a crush on them and be attentive to me as a father. Is it something?"
Mo Tan twitched the corner of his mouth and asked expressionlessly: "Then what good can I gain by being attentive to you?"
"I will be happy."
"Then what? Will you allow me to date your daughter or what?"
"You're so annoying, I'll kill you."
"I'm just giving an example based on the logic you just gave."
Mo Tan sighed and smiled bitterly at the middle-aged man who had already opened the third lock: "Don't worry, I can guarantee that I have no undue thoughts about Xiaoge and Xiaodao, nor have I ever thought about being with them. What ambitions are there for dating? By the way, I just don’t think I’m good enough for your baby daughter and I don’t mean to look down on them. Please don’t over-interpret it.”
Ji Wutong, who was about to complain as loudly as before, choked up, then shook his head, and opened the last two battery car locks with a sigh: "Forget it, let's go, I didn't expect the world to be so cold. , Alas, today's young people...how about I give you five hundred yuan after the matter is completed?"
Mo Tan, who was almost stunned by the other party's last twist, sighed deeply and said helplessly: "Didn't you just say that I would forget something? Why did you give me five hundred yuan?"
"I'll just put it in your pocket."
Ji Wutong took out two counterfeit bills with a denomination of 250 and Sunny Piggy printed on them and waved them in front of Mo Tan's eyes very quickly, and then wanted to stuff the money into the latter's pocket, but was stopped by the young man. He stopped him with quick eyes and quick hands.
"I know, I know."
Seeing that the other party had become so promiscuous, Mo Tan, who actually had no intention of refusing, immediately raised his hands in surrender and said with a wry smile: "No need for the money, I just promise to help you."
The middle-aged man in front of him immediately brightened up and said loudly: "Really!?"
Mo Tan nodded slightly and said seriously: "Really, but I can't skip class for too long, so..."
"Oh, it's easy to talk to. You are willing to help me. Leave this small matter of skipping classes to me. We are also related people after all. We had a strong friendship with your chairman back then, like father and daughter. This is a little bit of face. She won’t deny it to me.”
After saying that, the man took out his mobile phone and opened the old social software that young people of Mo Tan's age didn't like to use. After a few clicks, he pressed the screen and started to wander: "Long time no see, sir." , I just have free time today, and I plan to take a walk around our alma mater to reminisce about the glorious past. I just caught a child who has no sense of direction and plan to let him visit with me. He is the one who had an affair with Bai Zhen's daughter. You It would be better if the child can be given a job package after graduation. Isn't your family a bunch of factories? Don't let the wealth go to outsiders. Tian, you probably won’t find a partner in your life anyway, so you might as well accept this child as your godson. In this way, no matter whether he is with the daughter of the Bai Zhen family or the son of the Yi Nan family, when you get married, you will You don’t have to give money to the members anymore, you can make huge profits!”
After saying that, the man let go and completed the sending, then gave Mo Tan a thumbs up and showed a refreshing and bright eight-tooth smile: "Done!"
【What have you done so damn well! ? 】
Mo Tan was shocked at that time and was so stunned that he couldn't hold back a single word.
Just like that, the triumphant Ji Wutong and the ashen-faced Mo Tan stared at each other for two minutes, and then... the former's cell phone rang.
"Back again!"
Ji Wutong immediately showed off his old smartphone cheerfully, and clicked on the other party's voice reply bar that visually lasted for sixty seconds——
The next moment, the voice of Ms. Yao Qianhan, the largest shareholder and chairman of Tanhua University, echoed clearly in the utility room:
"Ji Wutong, what the hell..."
Beep!
Turning off the voice reply that only played for three seconds, Ji Wutong quickly put the phone into his pocket and smiled happily at Mo Tan: "Okay, you can rest assured."
The latter replied with a non-smiling smile: "Do you feel free to drop out of school?"
Yes, he is obviously a "lawful good" personality with extremely upright views, but he was forced to become a complainer. This shows that the father of the Ji sisters has a lot of energy.
"Don't worry, that woman is very talkative. Even if she is really angry, she will definitely only be angry with me and will not vent her anger on a little brat like you."
Ji Wutong patted Mo Tan's shoulder carelessly and said in a happy tone: "Then the matter is settled. You help me with things, I owe you a favor, and then you forget everything."
Mo Tan continued to complain: "Including the favor you owe me?"
"Yes, but you don't have to worry. Although you forgot, I remember it."
Ji Wutong said this in a brisk tone, and said seriously: "I have no merits, except that my character is impeccable. Otherwise, why would my wife marry me in the end if she couldn't find a man with a big business? , and it’s not because of my charisma.”
Mo Tan thought for a while and decided to skip the topic about the personality of Uncle Ji in front of him, so he asked directly: "So, how can I help you?"
"It's simple, first of all, you need to leave something behind."
As Ji Wutong spoke, he put the mobile phone belonging to Mo Tan in his left hand and the little genius phone watch in his right hand into his pocket: "In short, you can't take this kind of thing that can help you determine the direction for the time being, but you can Don’t worry, my wife’s family is rich, so I won’t cheat on you, you three melons and two jujubes, I will pay you back later.”
【? ! 】
Suddenly, he was shocked to realize that his cell phone and watch had been picked off by the other party without knowing it. Mo Tan, who subconsciously guessed that Ji Wutong's 'special function' was [super high school level pickpocket], was stunned for a moment, and then his face became blank. He nodded and said in astonishment: "When did you..."
"Don't worry about the details."
Ji Wutong directly interrupted Mo Tan's question and said to the latter seriously: "In short, your task is to walk from here to the third laboratory building without using any auxiliary tools. How about, Very simple, right?”
Mo Tan hesitated for a moment, then said honestly: "I can only say that it is quite simple for most people."
"That's right, it's the very few like you who are wanted."
Ji Wutong grinned, then took out a pair of glasses from his breast pocket and thrust them into Mo Tan's hand: "Don't worry, as long as you wear these glasses, you'll be fine."
Mo Tan lowered his head and glanced at the unattractive black plastic-framed flat glasses that were forced into his hands, and asked curiously: "Is there a built-in navigation in this?"
"Why don't you tell me that your little genius phone watch can fire anesthesia needles?"
Ji Wutong shook his head and said calmly: "Sorry, these glasses are not that magical. They just allow you to see some things that you can't usually see."
Mo Tan frowned slightly and asked curiously: "Something you can't usually see?"
"Well, to put it simply, they are foreign objects. Although there are many feudal and superstitious people who call them 'dirty things', that is actually just a stereotyped prejudice."
Ji Wutong raised four fingers and waved them in front of Mo Tan: "The vast majority are demons, demons, ghosts, and monsters. Among them, the proportion of ghosts is relatively high, and because they are generally earth-bound spirits with strong Yin Qi, Because they are heavy, they are often regarded as dirty things. In addition, there are some other phenomena, but the proportion is relatively small and the types are relatively complex. I won’t tell you one by one. Anyway, you have to tell me. forget."
Mo Tan nodded, looking completely unconvinced: "Oh."
"In short, after you put this thing on, you will be able to see a lot of interesting things, and if nothing else, there will be some anomalies in it that can help you, a congenitally lost person, find the true direction."
Ji Wutong smiled slightly and said meaningfully: "I won't tell you the details. You should be able to tell who to follow by then."
Mo Tan: "Huh?"
"Okay, stop talking nonsense. I know that you don't completely disbelieve it, but you are still doubtful."
Ji Wutong winked at Mo Tan and said meaningfully: "If that's the case, why not just try wearing glasses now? It's easy to find weird things in such a gloomy place."
Mo Tan hesitated for a moment after hearing this, and finally nodded slowly, then carefully put on the glasses, and then——
A girl wearing a white dress, with long black hair, and skin that was so fair that it was bloodless but did not look sick, but made people feel a little 'crystal', appeared in Mo Tan's field of vision, floating quietly behind Ji Wutong, There was a sweet smile on his face, and he even winked at Mo Tan the first time he looked over.
"How about it?"
Ji Wutong glanced briefly at Mo Tan, who looked stunned, and asked cheerfully: "Did you see anything?"
"Uh, I saw a girl."
"Hmm, she might be the Earthbound spirit that died here a long time ago!"
"Probably not..."
"ah?"
"I met her on the road in front of a department store half a year ago..."
"Clam?"
Chapter 1,678: End
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