Quadruple split
Chapter 1561 A Book
two minutes later
Accompanied by the sound of flushing water, Idong walked out of the bathroom refreshed and patted his belly happily: "It's clear~"
"Ah."
Mo Tan glanced at him lazily and put his legs on the coffee table in front of him: "You really know how to get rid of shit."
Yi Dong walked to the side and kicked Mo Tan's legs down, then sat on the sofa on the other side and smiled narrowly; "Isn't this to create some private space for you two? It's definitely not appropriate for me to leave directly. It’s an eyesore when you stand next to me, what else can you do except go to the toilet and sit for a while?”
"Yuchen and I don't need so-called private space...although I really want to say so."
Mo Tan casually picked up the water glass in front of him, then frowned and turned to look at Yi Dong: "Go get some ice cubes."
The latter, who had just sat down for half a minute, shook his middle finger at Mo Tan, stood up feebly and walked to the refrigerator, and said angrily: "Aren't you already fine? You can't do this by yourself. ?”
"I didn't say I couldn't do it, but the division of labor between the host and the guest is different."
Mo Tan leaned on the sofa lazily like a cat, and said in a gentle and irritating tone: "There are ice cubes in the refrigerator. It is my duty as the owner, and you go to help me get it. Your obligations as a guest.”
Yi Dong, who came back with a small box of ice cubes, sneered twice and asked, "Do you want me to tell you who froze these ice cubes?"
"God."
"Yes, I am that God. Kneel down and kowtow to God quickly..."
"God is a girl~Whatever you say Do you believe it? Can you..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Yi Dong angrily threw two ice cubes into Mo Tan's cup, gritted his teeth and said: "Quick, you can also mock people with a song from half a century ago, right!?"
Mo Tan picked up the cup and shook it. After taking a sip, he said with satisfaction: "Why not?"
"Can you stop talking about what is and isn't and get down to business?"
Yidong added some ice to his cup uneasily, and said with a nervous expression: "I noticed that Yuchen seems to have discovered that something is not right with you!"
Mo Tan frowned, and after a while he hesitated and said: "To be honest, I think the image of 'an idiot lying on the bathroom door desperately listening to what's going on outside' is very unsightly. By the way, were you there at the time? Keep your pants on?"
"Dress."
Yidong looked at him expressionlessly, suppressing his anger and replied: "I don't think Yuchen would open the door to see if I was shitting, so he didn't even take off his belt."
Mo Tan smiled sarcastically, shook his head and sighed: "Really, you don't even know how to do the whole thing when it comes to acting. People like you will definitely lose a lot if you go to a club for health care..."
"Can you please say something serious!"
Yi Dong interrupted Mo Tan unbearably and slammed the table: "Now is not the time to joke! It's going to be exposed that you are a fucking psycho! Do you know the seriousness of the matter?"
Mo Tan shrugged noncommittally and took another sip of the ice water in the glass: "At least I know better than you."
"Why not do something if you know?"
Yi Dong squeezed the water glass in his hand anxiously, and his tone was full of nervousness: "The feeling you gave me just now was clearly... a fucking broken can! You should try your best to put on a show! Aren't you pretty good at pretending? Yu Yu? Chen is such an innocent and lovely girl. Obviously, as long as you try to fool her a little bit, you will..."
Because Mo Tan suddenly showed an extremely contemptuous smile, Yidong, who knew the other person's nature well, wisely did not continue talking.
Sure enough, after a brief silence, Mo Tan spoke leisurely, but it was not the cynicism that gay friend A in front of him imagined, but a sentence that actually sounded sincere: "I tried it."
Yi Dong raised his eyes and immediately gave up the most important thinking ability as a human after Mo Tan started to explain. He opened his mouth and asked, "What have you tried?"
"Don't you think I'm pretty good at pretending~"
Mo Tanpi twitched the corner of his mouth with a smile, and then showed a look that showed a direct family member who had suffered misfortune: "I pretended, I pretended in front of her equally, it was useless, and then I started to show my strength. There was no use pretending to her, and in the end...well, I decided to show off, not because I wanted to show off, but in this situation, it would be more like a clown to continue pretending."
Yidong took a deep breath and calmed down for nearly half a minute before asking with a stiff expression: "Are you sure you tried your best? In front of Yuchen."
"You don't have to believe me when I was in the 'no need to pretend' period, but it makes no sense for you to question me now and when my mind is twisted into a super little boy."
Mo Tan said this in a nonchalant manner, puffed out his nostrils with disdain, and sneered: "But this is understandable, after all, Yu Chen is more powerful than the two Megatrons emerging from the Calabash Baby. It seems that being unreasonable is a limited skill, and it only works for me personally."
From the beginning to now, the man named Mo Tan has always said this, without any hesitation to use the first person, which has become increasingly inappropriate in Yi Dong's eyes.
"All right."
Burying the inexplicable feeling of disobedience deep in his heart, Yidong scratched his hair with a very troubled expression: "So? Are you just going to show off like this?"
Mo Tan shook his head slightly and said in a somewhat bored tone: "Strictly speaking, you can understand that you have paid a certain amount of 'sincerity' for me and reached a kind of agreement with Yu Chen when there is no other solution." 'Tacit understanding', and the bottom line of this tacit understanding is the physical condition of 'Mo Tan'."
Yidong, who thought he had no brain, didn't want to think at all, so he opened his mouth and asked: "What does physical condition mean?"
"literal meaning."
Mo Tan tapped his forehead and said calmly: "If there is no problem with my body, then no matter who I fall in love with, have children with, hold nude parties with, or play perverted PLAY with, she won't Taking the initiative to pursue my secret, at most I am just a stranger to this person named Mo Tan, but if one day I am caused by my mental illness...I mean a bigger problem than now, Yuchen will not I will continue to be 'empathetic'."
Yi Dong blinked and said in shock: "In other words, even if you end up having a child because of perverted play with others at a nude party, as long as your mental illness worsens to a certain level, she will intervene?"
"certainly……"
Mo Tan snapped his fingers and laughed lightly: "It's impossible."
Yi Dong: "???"
"I don't deny that Yuchen had some feelings for me...well, when I was a salty fish. On the other hand, I can also confirm that I had a very extreme love for her when my temperament changed into a salty fish."
Mo Tan covered the corners of his mouth and laughed infatuatedly: "But, buddy, but! You must understand that this kind of emotion is the most beautiful and fragile existence in the world. Looking at it from the first perspective, I didn't There is no way to deny its authenticity. After all, I can clearly remember my too fast heart rate every time I got along with Yuchen, but so what? She is a good girl with normal views. She is not a madman. He won’t do things that even a lunatic can’t do.”
Yi Dong frowned and raised his hand to interrupt Mo Tan's impassioned speech: "Excuse me, please get to the point. I'm in a hurry to go home and play games."
"The point is, when we become strangers, when her clear and warm little heart is covered with bruises, our Yuchen will naturally forget the feelings that she regards as a treasure."
Mo Tan went straight to the topic calmly and grinned: "One day, she will not care about my life or death, she will resist everything related to me, she will treat me as a thick black history and seal it in the corner of her memory, and she will embrace A life that truly makes you feel happy, rather than sinking into a short-lived illusion, that’s all.”
Yidong took a sip of ice water with some irritation, held his forehead with a headache and said: "To be honest, your virtue is really worthy of being beaten."
"Because the truth is so sharp."
Mo Tan threw an ice cube into his mouth and chewed it into pieces with a wicked smile: "So the easiest way now is for me to find a random woman and give her my virginity to him. By the way, I can do something about contraceptive measures, or...heh, I can totally treat her a little worse, you know, hurting someone is much easier than liking someone, and there are more methods that can be applied."
Yi Dong's eyes turned cold, but only for a moment, because he knew the person in front of him well enough that he couldn't get angry even after hearing such remarks, so in the end he just said feebly: "What do you want? Let yourself disappear into her world?"
"No, no, no, I should disappear into her world sooner or later. The methods mentioned just now are just a little push behind to speed up the process."
Mo Tan shook his head exaggeratedly, swallowed the crushed ice in his mouth, and then changed the topic, showing a rare expression of helplessness under his current personality: "Of course, I'm just thinking about it."
Yi Dong laughed and said with a smile: "Yes, just thinking about it, after all 'you' will not allow 'you' to do this."
"So now there is only one way to choose."
Mo Tan stretched his body lazily, stood up unsteadily, and said without looking back as he walked towards the kitchen: "Then just let nature take its course, let her struggle for a while, and then God knows When do you draw the line with me, trust me, she will.”
Yi Dong did not follow the kitchen (it was too dangerous to be alone with Mo Tan, who was surrounded by kitchen utensils and had a chaotic neutral personality). He just tilted his head and looked at Mo Tan, who was tying a pink chick apron on himself: "Well, if you are in He is about to die of mental illness before that day comes, can I ask Yuchen to help?"
"As you wish."
While rummaging for eggs, Mo Tan opened the player on his mobile phone to play Luo Jiaying's version of "Only you" and said this without interest.
Yidong lit a cigarette after being silent for a long time, and sighed deeply in the smoke: "Based on my understanding of you, you have always been the existence of 'Mo Tan', you just exist. It’s just three sides.”
"What are you doing? Do you want to rape me from all angles?"
"No, what I mean is that when you are in the other two sides, you are actually a fairly emotional person."
"That depends on your definition of the words 'emotion' and 'rich'."
"But in this side of you, you actually have a book in your hands."
"Book?"
"At least that's what I personally think."
"Pornographic book?"
"That's not true."
"What book is that?"
"A book called "Emotion" condenses all your knowledge in this field, including the inner emotions on the other two sides. It is very, very comprehensive, very, very standard. It can be called It’s a textbook.”
"Oh? This is the first time I've heard this statement. What next?"
"Then, you studied this book very seriously and thoroughly, almost to the point of memorizing it backwards and forwards."
"Then the question is, why should I know this thing by heart? Can it help me cook or drive an excavator for me?"
"If you ask me, it's probably because you need something like 'emotion'."
"...Ha, then why should I read a book?"
"Because you don't have that kind of thing, and you don't understand that kind of thing, so the best way is to use your own wisdom to read aloud or recite the contents of the book in a timely manner."
The movement in the kitchen stopped for a moment.
Then……
The melodious sound of the ladle sounded again, followed by Mo Tan's slightly teasing laughter: "According to you, I am actually a person who has no feelings? Tsk, your words remind me of a certain woman. Assassins give themselves a concave personality."
"I actually don't think so."
Yidong threw his unsmoked cigarette into the ice water, smacked his lips and said, "Let me tell you...the act of choosing which paragraph to read aloud or which paragraph to recite comes from your own emotions. It’s just that you hide it too deep, so deep that you don’t even realize it.”
Mo Tan in the kitchen whistled and said with a smile: "If what you said is true, it must not be a good place."
"never mind."
Yidong stood up and walked to the small balcony. While opening the door for ventilation, he tilted his head and shouted to the kitchen: "What's good to eat tonight?"
"Mushu eggs."
"Oh! Is it the kind with eggs, dried yellow flowers and fungus?"
"no."
"What's that?"
“Have you ever eaten Mushu persimmons?”
"Uh... I've eaten."
"What is Mushu persimmon?"
"Just... scrambled eggs with tomatoes."
"Well, my Mushu eggs mean the same thing."
"Clam?"
"ha"
"Why the hell do you eat scrambled eggs for dinner!?"
"Yes, because there are a lot of eggs."
"...What is the staple food?"
"Egg fried rice."
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Chapter 1552: End
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