Quadruple split

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City B, Dexin District, Motan's apartment

Ding dong——

As the doorbell rang loudly, Mo Tan, who was fighting with someone in a bloody battle, frowned and said without raising his head: "Who, please open the door."

"I have a name."

Yidong, who was sitting watching the battle, bumped into Mo Tan angrily, stood up lazily, walked to the foyer with three unsteady steps, unscrewed the door and grinned at the three girls and a rough man in front of him: "Hey , coming?"

Cui Xiaoyu, who was tall and handsome, nodded cheerfully: "Come, come, where are Mo Tan and the others?"

"Playing cards."

Yidong shrugged, and then turned sideways to let Cui Xiaoyu, Yuchen and the Ji sisters in. While deftly opening the shoe cabinet and letting a few people take out their slippers, he said helplessly: "Wanyang can no longer recognize the human form. ”

"excuse me."

Ji Xiaodao, who was wearing a complete set of black sportswear, nodded, took the slippers from Yi Dong, first gave a pair to Ji Xiaoge, and then asked lightly while changing shoes: "Is lunch ready?"

Yidong was stunned for a moment, then immediately understood, nodded vigorously and said: "The takeaway is already on the way."

"Xiao Dao has become more and more ungrateful recently..."

Ji Xiaoge, who still looked like a tomboy, wearing white short-sleeves and jeans that were completely opposite to his sister's color, and a peaked cap, wrinkled his nose, rubbed his sister's long, silky hair twice, and muttered. Said: "It's not healthy to eat takeout all the time."

"No...it's okay, Xiaoge, ah, thank you for the slippers!"

Yuchen, who was huddled at the back, wearing a light pink pullover sweater that was obviously two sizes too big and felt a little baggy, and goose yellow floor-length pants, said something softly, and said another word to Yidong. Xie, then said seriously: "The catering industry has been rectified many times now. Restaurants that can order food through formal channels are basically qualified in terms of safety guards! I had a topic last year about this aspect... At that time There was a very big food poisoning case... I just followed current events to get more points..."

At the end of the sentence, she lowered her head with a slightly red face, looking a little shy.

Ji Xiaoge's expression froze.

"A big case of food poisoning?"

Cui Xiaoyu blinked, and then slammed his palm: "I remembered, was it the takeout poisoning case in Province L in February last year? What happened next?"

Ji Xiaoge's face turned stiff again.

"Oh, that, I have an impression of that too."

Yidong scratched his chin and frowned: "There seemed to be no movement after that. I wonder if someone suppressed her. You know, it's just because of some reason or another, a hard relationship or something."

Ji Xiaoge's face turned stiff.

"No, no."

Yuchen waved his hand vigorously and whispered: "After investigating with Nana, I found out that it should not be the problem of that store, and the main reason why the incident aroused public opinion was the post posted by the delivery boy, and The person involved did not go to the hospital afterwards, and the store was not held accountable, so it must have been just blackmail, right?"

Cui Xiaoyu smacked her lips, hugged her arms and said, "But I remember that photo was quite scary. An old man was lying on the ground with his head down. His expression was so painful, as if he had just given birth... Ouch! Xiao Xiao Island girl, why are you kicking me?!"

Ji Xiaodao closed his legs silently, glanced at Cui Xiaoyu coldly, and said nothing.

"Eh?!"

However, Yuchen exclaimed and said in astonishment: "Is there a photo? Why didn't I know about it?"

"Because the post was deleted not long after it was published. Although the public opinion is still there, all the relevant pictures on the Internet have been deleted. Mo Tan and I continued to pay attention to that matter at that time, so the impression is relatively deep."

Yi Dong stroked his chin and recalled: "I always feel that things are not that simple...ah? Why do you look so ugly, Xiao Ge?"

"Outside...outside..."

The girl lowered her head, pursed her small mouth, and muttered something inaudible as if possessed by Yuchen.

"crooked?"

"WHY?"

Cui Xiaoyu and Yi Dong looked confused.

"well."

Ji Xiaodao sighed deeply. Although his face was still expressionless, his eyes were quite complicated.

However, Yuchen suddenly realized something and covered his mouth in astonishment.

Then--

"Grandpa..."

Ji Xiaoge sniffed, raised his head with an aggrieved look, and said with a flat mouth: "The victim secretly photographed by the delivery boy... is my grandpa..."

Ito: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Cui Xiaoyu: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Yu Chen: (O_O)

Ji Xiaodao:......

In the next two minutes, Ji Xiaoge briefly explained in a despairing tone the "L province takeaway poisoning case" that had been widely circulated but was finally brought to an end due to some mysterious force.

Since it would take at least two chapters to carefully explain the ins and outs of the matter, we will briefly explain it here in a more economical way. You will feel comfortable watching it, and I will worry less when writing it.

The reason was that during the Chinese New Year, when the family was reunited, Mr. Ye (the Ji sisters’ mother’s surname was Ye and took their father’s surname), who had been eating dumplings and spring cakes for almost a week, suddenly had a whim and wanted to eat fried chicken. So I and my youngest son-in-law (the Ye family has many children, and the mother of the Ji family sisters is the youngest) decided to secretly order takeout.

As a result, these words were overheard by Ji Xiaoge, who was passing by the study inadvertently, but she only heard the first half and didn't know that her father and grandfather were planning to order takeout, so she happily went to her mother and said that her father and grandfather wanted to eat some. Western food, and then as soon as the two of them got together, they went to the kitchen to make fried chicken nuggets.

Soon after, at dinner time, the takeaway boy arrived. The Ji sisters' father was sent out by his father-in-law to get the takeaway. After taking it, he put it directly on the table.

After a while, Ji Xiaoge, mother and daughter, also prepared fried chicken nuggets, brought them out and put them on the table.

After a while, Mr. Ye walked out of the study and saw that the table was full of takeaways. He happily took a chicken nugget from the plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

At the same time, the delivery boy who forgot to bring the free drink into the house appeared in the foyer again.

The foyer of the Ye family's mansion is directly opposite the dining room.

The delivery boy was in the foyer, standing with a free bottle of Coke in his hand.

Mr. Ye was in the restaurant, lying on his stomach, with takeaway packages scattered around.

Then... there is no more...

Let's put it this way, everyone should have an idea of ​​Ji Xiaoge's craftsmanship, and her craftsmanship is completely inherited from her mother. To put it bluntly and heartily, if Ji Xiaoge makes it The food is 'poisonous in appearance, smell and taste', so her mother's cuisine is 'poisonous in appearance, smell and taste'.

All in all - the delivery boy took photos, the Internet helped ferment the situation, the store was reported, and the people began to pray.

These are the known information of the juniors that can be made public, which is what Ji Xiaoge told everyone.

As for how the matter settled down in the end, even though Ji Xiaoge, the person involved, is not very clear, everyone should have guessed that in the final analysis it was these fringe people who used some unconventional forces to finally diffuse this inexplicable case. It has become invisible. Not only have all the photos circulated on the Internet been destroyed, but even the entire incident has only remained in the hearts of a few people who paid close attention to it, leaving not many traces.

As for the righteous takeaway boy, his memory was also secretly modified by the father of the Ji sisters. Although he failed to become an Internet celebrity, he soon became a middle-class person because he won a lottery ticket and opened his own restaurant. restaurant, life is quite happy and contented, it can be said that good people are rewarded.

As for the only two victims in this incident, the Western restaurant chain where Feng Ping was killed was not greatly affected. Although the business was not particularly good in those months, it did not suffer too much losses; and the Ji family Although my sister's grandfather lost his breath for about three seconds, he was eventually rescued. Apart from the fact that he felt like vomiting when he saw fried food for half a year, he did not suffer any lasting effects. He is in great health as always. Eat well. So fragrant.

…

All in all, the story ended like this, and then the atmosphere fell into a weird embarrassment. Even a girl like Ji Xiaodao who spent most of her time in her own channel was a little bit confused.

Finally, Mo Tan's voice sounded in the house again: "Why don't you come in? Why are you guys piled at the door? Are you guarding the door?"

"Shut up, it's coming."

Yidong shouted without looking back, and then smiled apologetically: "Haha, what, come in, come in, come in, the door is very hot, the air conditioner is on inside to cool down."

And Ji Xiaodao said something out of nowhere: "I always feel like you are the mistress of this family."

Yi Dong: "???"

Yuchen: "Eh!?"

Cui Xiaoyu: "It is a road that has never been imagined."

Ji Xiaoge: "Pfft——"

Then the girl couldn't stop. She kept laughing from the foyer to the living room. She couldn't stop until she was pulled to the sofa by Yu Chen and Ji Xiaodao and sat down. She was so happy that she was trembling with joy.

"By the way, Xiaodao-san..."

Yi Dong glanced at Ji Xiaodao with a twitching corner of his mouth, and whispered: "I understand that you want to change the subject to resolve the embarrassment for your sister, but can you change the way next time? I am a straight man, one of the straight! "

Ji Xiaodao blinked and frowned: "So you prefer me to regard you as the male master of this family?"

Yi Dong: "..."

Ji Xiaodao: "Just kidding."

Yidong: "But your expression is so serious!"

Ji Xiaodao: "You can think of me as facially paralyzed."

Yi Dong: "..."

…

At the same time, the battle between Mo Tan, Kang Lan and Wan Yang gathered around the coffee table was gradually coming to an end.

Kang Lan leaned leisurely on the back of the sofa, crossing his legs comfortably: "Robbing the landlord!"

His face was so densely covered with paper that his facial features could hardly be seen clearly. Only Wan Yang, whose red hair was still extremely conspicuous, gritted his teeth: "I'll grab it!"

Mo Tan yawned and waved his hand lazily: "I won't grab it."

Wan Yang was shocked at that time, and then he showed an extremely ferocious smile, and after taking the three trump cards on the table, which were King, Q and K, into his hand, he said with a fierce look: "I will add more money, Gu Gu in the summer of 46 A set of Jiang’s limited edition figures!”

Kang Lan's face was expressionless: "Here's a set of Gugu Jiang's signature cover albums during her debut."

Mo Tan's face was expressionless: "Here, it's a sweater that Gugujiang knitted by herself last year, if you don't mind having a T on the chest."

Wan Yang was stunned for a moment: "What does the T word mean?"

"The initials of Motan's 'tan'."

Yidong, who was sitting on the armrest of the sofa, twitched the corners of his lips and said dryly: "I also have exactly the same one, the letter is D."

Wan Yang was shocked at that time and said angrily: "Why do you all have sweaters knitted by Gugujiang with the letters of your names on them!!"

Yidong raised his hands to cover his face and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Because she is my mother... By the way, she seems to have knitted pants for my father, although I have never seen them."

"Oh yes, I honestly forgot that Gugujiang is your mother... No, to be precise, I have never been able to accept this fact."

Wan Yang covered his face in pain, and then shouted to Mo Tan with eyes wide open: "Then why do you have it too? Gugu-chan is not your mother?"

"That's right, but Auntie likes me very much."

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows and chuckled: "If Yi Dong hadn't threatened her with death, she would have even wanted to call me brother and sister."

"Gan!"

"Gan!"

Yidong and Wan Yang cursed each other, but the latter quickly regained his composure, and then gritted his teeth and said: "It's okay, at worst, I will change my name to Wan Yangtuo after I get the sweater, so that there will be a T in my name. !”

Cui Xiaoyu, who was leaning on the back of Wanyang's chair, was also shocked and said in astonishment: "God damn Wan Yangtuo! Are you serious?!"

"It doesn't matter if he's serious or not."

Mo Tan interjected in a brisk tone, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a happy arc: "He can't win."

Wan Yang didn't dare at that time and said angrily: "Just wait! I will definitely win this time!"

"brother……"

Kang Lan smacked his lips, shook his head and said, "You said the same thing when you only had a piece of paper on your face."

"Cut the nonsense!"

Wan Yang slapped his thigh and threw a poker on the coffee table: "I'll take a three alone!"

Kang Lan casually threw out a Xiao Wang: "I'll take care of it."

Wan Yang directly hit the king: "Break you!"

Mo Tan: "Second explosion."

Wan Yang: "..."

Mo Tan: "Or?"

Wan Yang: "..."

Mo Tan: "No?"

Wan Yang: "..."

Mo Tan: "Flight 456 carries 7, 9, and J, and the bottom one is reported, okay?"

Wan Yang: "..."

Kang Lan: "The 789 aircraft carries 10, Q, and A, either?"

Wan Yang: "..."

Kang Lan: "Let's move a three."

"Concession."

Mo Tan threw the remaining 4 in his hand on the table, then leaned over and patted Wan Yang's trembling shoulder: "That's so polite, brother, let me give you a piece of advice."

Wan Yang stared at Mo Tan fiercely and said angrily: "If you say that I am not suitable for playing cards and that I'd better stay away from gambling in the future, I will carry you to Aruba at the gate of your community."

"Oh, no."

Mo Tan shook his head, took out six kings, ten, and twos from his pocket, shrugged and said, "I just want to tell you that it's best not to take me with you when playing cards in the future, let alone let me shuffle the cards."

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"Yeah, I'm so sorry..."

"The one just now doesn't count!!"

"good."

“The previous ones don’t count either!!”

"Okay, okay, it's my fault~"

"Give me the sweater!"

"I'm giving you a little face, aren't I?"

Chapter 1371: End