Quadruple split

Yi Dong, who did not realize the seriousness of the problem, was severely hit.

Obviously, although he is very interested in the 18-ban doujinshi with a bit of pornography, and he doesn't mind the existence of creatures like beautiful boys in them, but they are all beautiful boys, and there is not a single beautiful girl in the picture book that can be classified as 18-ban. Thank you very much.

"Let's discuss..."

Yi Dong trembled and tugged at Mo Tan on the other side of the screen, and said dryly: "You can hack into my mailbox later and delete that thing."

[Leave it to me. 】

Giving Yi Dong a look with the above meaning, Mo Tan sarcastically said with the utmost sincerity to Hegu Xiaole: "It's none of my business. I have to read the book I want even if I cry."

"That's right, that's right."

Gu Xiaole nodded vigorously, with a fanatical light flashing in his eyes: "Yidong, you have to read it carefully! Maybe you can discover some new lands! Our ancestors didn't say that you haven't talked to a man before. When you’re in love, how do you know you like a woman?”

The corner of Yi Dong's mouth twitched and he said with a pale face: "It's best not to let me know which ancestor said this, otherwise I guarantee that your grave will be digged up."

"Hey, what age are we in and are you still so feudal?"

Gu Xiaole curled his lips in dissatisfaction and said with a smile: "To be honest, maybe after reading the book I drew, you will know your feelings for Tanjiang. You two are so right."

[Take one with me when digging graves. 】

Mo Tan conveyed the signal to Yi Dong with his eyes.

[You'd better delete Sister Xiaole's stuff as soon as possible, otherwise if I really wake up to some weird hobby, haha...]

Yi Dong returned a meaningful look to Mo Tan.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Anyway, remember to read it when you have time. It would be best if you could post some thoughts after reading it."

Gu Xiaole did not miss the hidden eye contact between the two, but he did not continue to hold on to the book between the beautiful boy and the beautiful boy. He just said briskly: "So I have been exchanged, Yidong, you are so stupid There's nothing wrong with just hanging around all day long. If you have time to play games at home, why not accompany you, Sister Xiaole, and I to go to school to complete the formalities."

Yidong shook his head vigorously: "No, I really have something to do today."

Gu Xiaole looked at his cousin suspiciously, with disbelief on his face: "What's going on? If you dare to tell me that you are just sitting in the room playing games or something, don't blame me for whipping you."

"Do your homework."

Yi Dong sighed feebly, and said with a sad face and a handsome face: "Director Pang Pang is crazy. I just found out yesterday that he asked each of us to submit a paper with at least twelve A4 sheets of paper, and the topic was... "

"Don't tell me that!"

Gu Xiaole let out a scream and said angrily: "I finally got rid of those things! I haven't touched a single step on my graduation thesis yet!"

"Eh?"

Mo Tan suddenly looked at Gu Xiaole with curiosity and asked, "Sister Xiaole, what major do you major in?"

"Ah? I'm in the research class of the Department of Humanities and Social Sciences."

Gu Xiaole blinked, shrugged and said, "I study archeology."

It was the first time that Yidong heard about his cousin's major. He was stunned at the time: "Archaeology? Digging graves?"

"It's not much different. In fact, our major is mainly about the study of the Paleolithic Age in Japan and East Asia, such as the hunting techniques used by prehistoric hunter-gatherers."

Gu Xiaole rubbed the tip of his nose and shrugged, "But I personally prefer digging graves...well, digging graves using proper means, reasonably and legally, and studying some semi-modern things."

Yidong rolled his eyes and asked curiously: "Why do you, a girl, learn this stuff?"

"It's simple."

Gu Xiaole replied casually and said lazily: "And you can still ask when you encounter something you don't understand. Well, although I can be considered an top student after all, I don't really need to ask much, but it is still somewhat helpful. .”

Yidong twitched the corner of his mouth and said dryly: "Even if you learn to sweep the floor, you can still ask if you don't understand."

"What do you know?"

Gu Xiaole raised his head, put his hands on his hips and said proudly: "I can directly ask Nobunaga-san how he was burned to death at that time, and I also checked the answer with Mitsuhide-chan. Can you do it for me?"

Yidong reflected that it took him a long time to figure out that Gu Xiaole was actually telling him about the incident at Honnoji Temple, and he immediately smiled proudly: "What do you mean, I was in love with Princess Ashi."

Gu Xiaole asked without hesitation: "Why don't you just say that you used Asai Nagamasa when you played Warring States Period?"

Yi Dong: "..."

Gu Xiaole's eyebrows raised slightly: "By the way, Ah Shi later remarried Gui Shibata."

"No, I didn't complain when you were talking nonsense!"

Yidong quit at that time and said angrily: "Why can't I just say a few words?"

"Who is talking nonsense? I was..."

Gu Xiaole suddenly reacted when he was halfway through speaking. He quickly swallowed back the content about 'I am chatting and laughing with ghosts', and hummed: "Because I am the elder sister, you have to let me go!"

Yidong sneered and scoffed: "Where does this fallacy come from?"

"All right."

Gu Xiaole sighed and raised his long legs: "Then...because you can't beat me, you have to let me."

Yidong shivered and nodded concisely: "That's right!"

"Then, let's go back to my room and change my clothes before we go."

Gu Xiaole patted Yi Dong's shoulder hard and said with a smile: "I heard that the school is open. Maybe you can treat me to dinner at noon."

Yidong nodded sadly, and was about to respond when his eyes suddenly lit up and he looked up at the gloating face on the phone: "Oh, that's right!"

As Yi Dong's best friend for many years, Mo Tan almost guessed what the guy was going to say the moment he raised his head, and quickly shouted loudly: "Wait a minute, Yi Dong! You..."

But he failed. Yi Dong, who also knew Mo Tan, didn't give him a chance to struggle.

"Mo Tan can go with you! He has much more free time than me!"

Yi Dong happily pointed at his friends on the phone screen and said to Gu Xiaole happily: "Think about it! Cousin, on one side is my incompetent good-for-nothing brother, and on the other side is the lovable Tanjiang. Even a fool knows that he should let Who will accompany you!"

Gu Xiaole was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes dangerously (at least in Mo Tan's eyes), carefully looked at the 'Tanjiang' on the phone, his beautiful eyebrows slightly frowned, and hesitantly said: "But... uh... …Will I cause trouble to Tan-chan?”

"Hey, what's the trouble? Tan-chan is different from me. She has already finished her summer homework."

Yidong smiled and ignored Mo Tan's gaze, and grinned: "Isn't that right, Tan Jiang?"

Mo Tan's reaction was not slow, and he immediately shook his head and said: "No, I didn't actually do much homework, and I was preparing to study the paper assigned by Director Pang, so I was planning to check the information and draw pictures..."

"It would be great!"

Yidong clapped his hands with a 'pop' sound, and said happily: "I will go to the library to look up information, and I will copy the useful content and send it to you. As for you, just go to the school with Sister Xiaole. After completing the formalities with her, I can lend Sister Xiaole my car and take the subway there myself."

Mo Tan opened his mouth and was about to say something when he met Gu Xiaole's expectant gaze. At the same time, some complicated changes quietly occurred in his mood.

Of course, this change is not because of something impossible like 'Tanjiang suddenly noticed Sister Xiaole's extraordinary feminine charm', it's just...

Well, we can simply call this situation 'sick'.

Yes, it seems that God is helping Yidong escape from Gu Xiaole's clutches. When Mo Tan, who was mediocre and conformist in all aspects under the 'current situation', regained clarity in his eyes, he had become a very talkative person from the bottom of his heart. people.

In game terms, Mo Tan is in a state of 'lawful good' at this moment. Although he does not strictly meet this definition in essence, it has to be said that no matter what kind of status he is now, From all perspectives he is a 'good guy'.

Gu Xiaole did not notice this detail. In fact, after deliberate training, most people would find it difficult to detect the process of Mo Tan's personality transformation.

But Yi Dong was not among them, so he found out, and then he knew that he was sure.

"Help me~"

He winked at his friend with a smile, rushed his hands towards Gu Xiaole as if displaying goods, and said with a smile: "Do you really have the heart to reject an overseas compatriot who is unfamiliar with the country? Do you really want to live up to the organization's expectations?" Do you trust me?"

"I……"

Mo Tan opened his mouth, but was finally defeated by Gu Xiaole's shining eyes (she seemed to be happy to cooperate with Yi Dong to show off herself), and after glaring at Yi Dong secretly, he smiled bitterly: "I want to feed him first. A cat."

"yeah!!"

Gu Xiaole immediately happily threw the phone up high, and after cheering, he happily left the words "Tanjiang, wait for me to drive to pick you up" and ran out of the room.

thirty seconds later

"What the hell are you doing..."

Mo Tan stared at Yi Dong with an unkind look and asked, "I think it would be more appropriate for you to accompany me."

Yidong, on the other hand, hummed a little tune while changing the film on his phone, and said cheerfully: "Didn't I tell you, I have something to do."

"If you follow me, you dare to talk nonsense about homework."

Mo Tan's eyes gradually became dangerous, and he said very seriously: "I promise to drag you into the water again!"

Yidong coughed lightly, then looked cautiously in the direction of the door, and then lowered his voice and said, "I just want to go get a cup of coffee."

"Coffee? I don't remember you being so good."

Mo Tan frowned, this was obviously not a reason that could convince him.

"Well, there's a new coffee shop opened on Dahongmen Road. I went there with Wanyang and the others two days ago and it felt pretty good."

Yidong's vision was a little wandering and he said dryly: "So... um... I want to go again today."

Mo Tan did not give an answer immediately, but after a few seconds of silence, he whispered softly: "Are you going to follow Wan Yang and the others?"

"no."

Yidong coughed lightly and scratched his chin: "I plan to go by myself."

Then--

"ok, I get it."

Mo Tan sighed and didn't ask further. He just shook his head helplessly: "Go drink your coffee. I will try my best to take good care of Sister Xiaole."

"Well, actually I don't think she needs to be taken care of at all...ah, no..."

Yidong first replied subconsciously, and then said in shock: "You accepted it so easily?!"

Mo Tan smiled gently, shrugged and said, "Yes, I accept it. After all, I have been trying to let you appreciate the beauty of coffee all these years."

"Ah this..."

Yi Dong choked for a moment and showed an expression that was somewhere between 'lucky' and 'fearful': "Then, you don't want to get to the bottom of it? You know, as long as you ask me, no matter how reluctant you are, you will end up with it." Most likely they will tell you too.”

"Hey, you're lucky, I'm not interested in getting to the bottom of it right now."

Mo Tan laughed, and then winked at Yi Dong slyly: "Of course, I just 'have no interest now', do you understand what I mean?"

"I understand, even though I don't want to understand at all."

Yidong scratched his hair sadly, and then said seriously: "Besides that, there are actually other reasons for you to accompany Sister Xiaole..."

Mo Tan looked at Yi Dong curiously: "Tell me about it?"

"I told you before."

Yi Dong coughed lightly and looked at Mo Tan seriously: "To be honest, buddy, it's actually quite difficult to find a partner in your situation, but Sister Xiaole... Hey, don't interrupt me in a hurry, Sister Xiaole is tolerant. How powerful she is. She has so many husbands, and they are all paper men. You can definitely become the three fierce generals in her harem with just one. It’s not shameful if you don’t brag about it. Although my cousin was a scoundrel in her childhood, she still She looks so good now, you won’t suffer, right? Besides, with her character, if you two really get married, even if she looks for a husband, she will only be a paper husband. How safe! How reassuring! How... …”

He didn't finish the sentence because Mo Tan had hung up the video without hesitation.

"Alas~"

Yidong tugged at the corners of his lips, sighed deeply, and then lay directly on the bed behind him, murmuring in an imperceptible voice: "It's better than this now... just one word is enough for you... ...If your other two personalities meet and look at each other again, you'll be in big trouble... Damn it, I wouldn't even dare to write this in a novel!"

"What to write?"

Wearing a vibrant denim shorts + white shirt combination, Gu Xiaole changed clothes very quickly and even gave herself a side ponytail. Gu Xiaole ran into the room again and waved to Yidong impatiently: "Here are the car keys. Come."

"Hey, that's good."

Yidong obediently handed over the car keys.

"Then I'm leaving. Don't forget to tell your uncle and aunt that I won't be back for lunch."

"Just try your best, and don't come back for dinner."

"Death!"

Chapter 1,249: End