"Bad guy!"
"You're so bad!"
"You want to burn me!"
Yi Zhonghai jumped in front of Wang Feng, pointing at him and yelling like an angry child.
Also loaded!
So many pairs of eyes watched, just now Yi Zhonghai quickly dodged, and he was already exposed.
Although in less than a second, he hurried to remedy it, the discerning people still began to doubt the authenticity of Yi Zhonghai's madness.
Everyone is not stupid either.
Really according to what Aunt Yi said, Yi Zhonghai has been crazy all this time, why has he never been exposed?
Just rushing today, everyone is talking crazy in front of their eyes?
Combined with what Wang Feng said, Yi Zhonghai was suspected and investigated by the security section.
It's hard not to suspect that Yi Zhonghai is purposefully pretending to be a fool.
And Wang Feng saw Yi Zhonghai like this, not angry at all, kicked his hand 30 into his trouser pocket, and took out a pipe from the carry-on space.
It makes people think that it is taken out of the pocket.
The plastic hose was more than a meter long, and Wang Feng put one end in the drainage ditch and handed the other end to Yi Zhonghai.
"If you don't pretend, then come and drink sugar water."
"I'm not targeting you either, as a steward, you must take responsibility to combat all criminal acts and evade legal punishment."
The reason is just bright, no matter whether Yi Zhonghai is really stupid or not, no one thinks that Wang Feng is doing wrong.
And Yi Zhonghai secretly scolded Wang Feng for being nosy, and quickly thought about countermeasures in his heart.
I drank dirty water with my hands before, which was pretending to drink, and at most I had a little lip on my face.
It didn't get into my mouth at all.
If you use a hose to suck up the dirty water in the gutter, take a sip and go directly to the stomach.
Yi Zhonghai is disgusting to think about.
The next moment, he seemed to be greatly frightened, screamed in horror, and fell to the ground shivering.
And pointed to the hose in Wang Feng's hand, and said in horror: "Snake! Viper! "
In his heart, he scolded Wang Feng madly.
[Dog thing, specifically against me! ] 】
[I knew that you would become a henchman, and when you entered the rolling mill, you should have found a way to get your little bastard fired.] 】
Hearing Yi Zhonghai's cursing words, Wang Feng threw away the plastic hose, put his hand in his pocket again, exchanged a mouse clip from the points mall, and took it out.
"Yi Zhonghai, grandpa gave you a toy." Wang Feng smiled and opened the mouse clip and stuffed it into Yi Zhonghai's hand.
Everyone in the courtyard was happy, staring at Yi Zhonghai's hand closely.
The rat clip produced by the system is quite terrifying, the clamp is full of serrations, and a dense layer of steel needles is welded.
As long as it is pierced, the mouse will pierce the heart.
If it is Yi Zhonghai's hand, I am afraid that the entire palm will be scrapped.
"Bad guy!"
"You're hurting me!" Yi Zhonghai shouted again, "Mom, he hurt me!" "
Crying, he hid behind Aunt Yi.
"Wang Feng, you almost have it, we are really sick, no matter how you try, the effect will be the same."
"If you still have a little conscience, don't target us again."
"I'm testing." Wang Feng shrugged his shoulders and said with a clear attitude:
"The stakes are high, and without multiple tests, how can you prove that Yi Zhonghai is really crazy?"
"But at this point, there is no need to continue, he pretended."
"Why do you say that we are pretending to be crazy? Don't frame people! Although Aunt Yi was weak-hearted, she still showed an angry and angry look, and she reprimanded inwardly.
Wang Feng put away the mouse trap and looked around at all the people: "Let's talk about it, is Yi Zhonghai really crazy?" (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!) )
The next moment, many people looked at Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yi with disdain.
"Yi Zhonghai, your movements of dodging the urine pot are really agile."
"Don't you like to drink gutter water as sugar water? Why don't you dare to gulp? Pretending! "
"Madmen won't be afraid of mouse traps, Yi Zhonghai, don't pretend."
"Yi Zhonghai, we know that you are pretending."
Dozens of people spoke in unison, overwhelming the weak Aunt Yi, and her legs were trembling.
Not a word can be spoken.
And Yi Zhonghai will not admit this, he began to pretend to be crazy and stupid again.
Lie on the ground and lick the cement.
Everyone sneered and watched him continue to perform.
Wang Feng suddenly spoke: "Silly Zhu, you ran so fast, it turned out to pick up Director Yang!" "
Look at the courtyard gate.
Yi Zhonghai quickly raised his head, did not see anyone, and immediately realized that he had been deceived.
This scene fell in the eyes of everyone.
What else to load? A clown.
The mocking voices of the residents of the courtyard drowned him out.
But Yi Zhonghai is still acting, and the extreme 880 force shows everyone the crazy side, which can be said to be immortal in the heart of the Yellow River, and the desire to survive is extremely strong.
This reminded Wang Feng of a lyric.
You're not an actor, don't design those plots.
At this time, a figure rushed into the courtyard.
"It's not good, your yard He Yushui jumped into the toilet to commit suicide!"
Everyone was stunned.
What?
Silly pillar suicide, or pick the toilet?
It's so strange that it can't help but make many people think that they heard it wrong.
Seeing that no one spoke, the man said anxiously:
"The people in our yard were going to the toilet, and when they saw the stupid pillar running into the toilet, they thought he was going to have diarrhea, who would have thought that an arrow step jumped directly into the pit and was suddenly flooded with feces. Splashed people's newly bought clothes with.
That stupid pillar is still inside, you should go and see it and catch him. "
Now, everyone understands.
No one pays attention to Yi Zhonghai anymore,
Everyone wants to see such a lively event as jumping into the toilet.
For a time, the entire courtyard, more than a hundred people, all flocked to the public toilets in the alley.
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