Pursuing Immortality

Liu Xiaoyong is a college student or a fat mansion-the two are not contradictory.

His hometown is in Yangcheng, and he is also studying at a university in Yangcheng. The school is five stops away from his home, and he has not walked 300 kilometers away in his half life.

Like many fat and fat houses, his biggest hobbies are watching anime, playing games, and playing (anti-harmonious). I learned from the teacher when I was in school, and I also learned it when I was on vacation. The Macau (anti-harmonious) gate casino that I learned was on the line.

Twenty-year-old has not been in love, the only reason to buy a condom is probably, um, curious.

"Well, another short life is over, so boring ..."

That night, Liu Xiaoyong hugged a bucket of turkey noodles and hurriedly chased after the new animation. This is always the case. Every time I just like an anime heroine, I have to say goodbye to it.

He shook his head and stood up, throwing away the noodle bucket by himself, smashing a dozen Vita lemon tea back to the dragon chair, and then back to the homepage of station B, refreshed, huh?

Very unexpectedly, the big picture on the front page was temporarily changed, and five pictures became one. I saw the big line above: Congratulations to the move, you do n’t understand the world of two dimensions!

The picture shows an uncle with a beard wearing a robe, with his hands arched facing the camera.

What the hell?

Liu Xiaoyong clicked in. The video was long, about half an hour, the barrage was full, and Wuyang Wuyang's screen was overwhelming. He simply shut down first and only watched the content. It wasn't funny or speculation. It was really a Taoist practice.

The location seemed to be at the entrance of the new office building, where a table was set up, with three animals and four fruits and three tall incense sticks on the table. More than a dozen people were divided into two columns, kneeling left and right, and the uncle stood in the middle and made a gesture.

Xu Shi wore Mai and heard clearly:

"Too high on the stage, quiet and refreshing, defending my body shape, non-stop. Divine light, heaven and earth, meditation in the hole, five elements in the magic, travel to Sanqing, I have the best gift, the Taoist Master ...

Lying down!

Liu Xiaoyong looked at it for a moment, he didn't understand it, but he could vaguely figure out that this seemed to be a spell for clean room to drive out evil spirits. Let's be serious, and ridiculous. Let's talk about ridiculous people, but everyone has a solemn look and a pious attitude.

The barrage is even more playful:

"It will be fine to add a few rune yellow paper to the barrage."

"Slowly, you have to kill a programmer to sacrifice the sky!"

"Suppressing ghost (anti-harmonious) animals, the way is natural."

"It seems to be a b Taoist practice ..."

"Last time I saw this scene, I was in Che Chiguo, but I was three priests ..."

Hahaha! Liu Xiaoyong loved these guys. He pressed the keyboard for a while, and followed a crackling one: "Tian Ling Ling Ling Ling, the General Administration of Radio, Film and Television will let go!"

After the barrage was fired, the matter turned over to him. However, he chuckled casually, alas, the video was more than half an hour. Could it be a Taoist practice?

Liu Xiaoyong held down the drag bar and pulled it back. About twenty minutes later, the content changed, but in the celebrity guest room of station b, the uncle was being interviewed.

"Chen Daochang, the first two days were July 15th. As the saying goes, the Mid-Yuan Festival, the ghost door opened. Then you talk about, are there ghosts in this world?"

"This is not easy for me to answer. First of all, let me tell you that fear comes from the unknown. When you know something, you will feel much easier in your heart ..."

That handsome man with a handsome figure and demeanor is unique in looking at it. "According to our Taoist concept, there are ghosts in this world. But this kind of ghost is not described in film and television dramas or novels. Evil and evil, come and go.

Taoism believes that everything in the world is Taoism. You can understand this Tao as Qi, and everything in heaven and earth is born of Qi, and so are ghosts.

When a person dies, his gas can't condense and he will separate and dissipate. Some qi disappeared directly into the heavens and earth, some combined with others' qi to form a new vitality, and some changed, and turned into animals, or gold stones and plants ... "

He explained everything, was easy to understand, and was new. The barrage became scarce for a while, I wonder if it was people who left, or if they saw it.

Later, the host asked again, "Folklore has a ghost upper body story. Then, is there a ghost upper body? How can we avoid it?"

When Liu Xiaoyong heard it, he was immediately focused. Because just two days ago, one of my classmates finished the first seven for the uncle, and the good people suddenly went crazy.

This incident was very troublesome in the class group, saying that it was put in a mental hospital. At that time, some people determined that this must be a ghost!

"The upper body of the ghost is a folk rumor. Taoism is called 'yang fascination, loss of yin and yang.' Ghost is the yin formed by the separation of anger. Some people are weak and mentally weak. The yang itself is not enough. Qi ... Therefore, the layman with these characteristics, it is recommended to bask in the sun, to strengthen the physique and willpower, not to be in a dark place for a long time last year, or to touch some strange objects for a long time, they may be contaminated by yin, which is harmful to the body . "

"Oh, this is the case! You just talked about physical fitness. I suddenly remembered that the country's primary and middle school physical fitness is now practiced. If you have a meeting, you may wish to learn and simply and effectively. Then Chen Daochang, the last question. , Can you talk about some related folk customs and some matters needing attention? "The host asked.

"Yes, folk customs are different, but the most common one is the top seven, which has a very strict set of procedures ..."

Huh!

Liu Xiaoyong listened, and felt his back cold, and it seemed as if something was coming out of the corners, window roots, and under the bed, and even his legs under the table were cold and trembling.

He slammed the video and walked to the living room.

Mom and dad are watching TV. It is a news program. Coincidentally, the host also interviewed a ministerial official to talk about the funeral tradition.

"Xia State has a history of 5,000 years and has left many folk traditions. For example, the people always say that weddings and funerals, marriages, funerals, and marriages are very common and have been passed down to the present.

The first two days were the Chinese Yuan Festival, and I happened to have a holiday, so I took my family to the grave. What I have seen and heard along the way, uh, actually it ’s really heartbreaking ... In fact, the government has been advocating for many years, civilized sacrifice, and some places have also proposed ways to exchange flowers for paper money.

It's okay in cities, but in the vast rural areas, burning paper is quite common. Our experts did a survey. In this year ’s Chinese New Year Festival, in just one day, pm2.5 in Beijing has soared 15 times.

You may not know that after burning a bundle of paper money, it will produce about 3 kg of carbon dioxide! At the same time, there are sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxides, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, etc., which pollute the air particularly seriously.

So we are currently considering, focusing on rural areas, gradually and rationally reducing paper burning behavior, and advocating civilized sacrifice and funeral, including Qingming, Zhongyuan, Hanyi, and even the first seven ... "

"First seven?" The host interrupted.

"Yes, many people know that they also want to burn paper. Leaving aside feudal superstitions, we respect these traditions, but we also need to know that the control of environmental pollution is imminent! Thousands of years cannot be eliminated in one generation. The concept of people is slowly changing. Maybe after several generations, we can all give up burning money and choose flowers to bear grief ... "

Ok?

With the sensitivity and sharpness of a fat and fat house, Liu Xiaoyong instantly felt wrong. He reached out his mobile phone, brushed Weibo, and he was ranked third in the hot search.

Click in and take a look. Some introduce the local top seven customs, some rebuked feudal superstitions, some vowed, and said that ghosts are so effective ...

"..."

He blinked. Websites, Weibo, and TV, the three major platforms, have reached almost all levels of audiences. Qi Qiwei, just for a funeral, a top seven?

He always felt wrong, but couldn't say it.

"Ah, we haven't burned paper here for a long time, haven't we done the first seven? I remember doing it for me more than ten years ago, and I haven't seen it since."

At this time, my mother suddenly spoke.

"Well, four or five years ago, I haven't seen burning paper in the city, but I still have to go back to my hometown," Dad said.

"No wonder people forbid it. Now the haze is so heavy, how much pm2.5 has to be added." Mom said.

"Fart! Regardless of the pollution of the factory, the general manager's trivial issues, driving, cooking, and air conditioning all affect the environment. Now even burning paper is in charge. If there is a ghost, catch them first!"

Yeah!

Liu Xiaoyong almost screamed ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Dad broke the window paper with a word, and he didn't think of it with great effort: if there is a ghost!

………………

"Well, I admire those who plan. The brain circuit is always different from ordinary people."

Gu Feng couldn't help sighing after finishing a few waves of news on Phoenix Mountain.

"Simple and rude, the government has made it clear that it does not recognize it, but it has let the private people discuss it secretly. It has controlled the public opinion and guided its direction.

"Even the old routine, but people have good homes, and folks have this foundation, so naturally they have to expand their imagination ..."

Gu Yan smiled and said, "No matter how the technology develops, I believe that there are many ghosts. Let the masses make up for themselves. This is the most powerful place. I guess it is only the first step and there will be follow-up actions."

"Follow-up?"

Sui Kongtu, who had been drinking tea in silence, suddenly interposed, and said, "I'm a bit frowning."

"Where did you pick the ingredients?" Xiao Jing was curious.

"Master just sent a message saying that now there are too many ghosts on the upper body and there is a serious shortage of manpower, so I asked for help in the past. And there are a group of people who are under my management.

Wu Kongtu was quite helpless, and continued: "The other thing is that the official invited a few descendants from Hong Kong Island and Nanyang, as well as the family of the Heavenly Mansion in exile."

"..."

Upon hearing this, Gu Yi and Xiao Zhai were both Yi Yi. What does this mean? The government wants to do something!

Xiao Jing is more upright and wonders: "Why do those gangs come here? Will you pay for a face?"

"Helping to catch ghosts on the surface, in fact ... haha, nothing more than building momentum to show everyone a monkey show so that they can promote it."

Xu Kongtu put down the cup, and chuckled with a sense of coldness.

(Ha ha ha ha, in a few days, I will be a legal driver!)