Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me
Chapter 58: Bears love dog meat, so they are called bears
Chapter 058 Bear Loves Dog Meat
People are animals that like to compare, especially beautiful women. Women are stingy and arrogant. I can understand the tassels ’unwillingness to lose to Murphy, but I do n’t have to get involved.
"Well, I admit I'm a coward, can't I just sit down?"
"No!"
"No!"
The two women spoke in unison, buddy, I want to cry without tears, grandma, who did I offend?
"Yeah!" Xiao Wooshui cheered after us, then said something that almost made us fall down, "Daddy, just buy three tickets, I'll wait for you below ~"
"Aren't you going?" Murphy was as surprised as I was.
Kang Kang shook his fingertips shyly, a little embarrassed, "It's too high, people are afraid."
Children's mentality is really difficult to understand. Since you dare not sit, why do you want us to go up? Murphy's frowned eyebrows suddenly stretched out, and then laughed: "So, then I look at Kangkang, Chunan, you and tassel." Then, with a lingering glance at the high iron She sighed with relief.
Kang Kang raised his mouth and raised his chest like a cock, and said, "I can wait for you below. Kang Kang is young and does n’t dare to sit on that, but he is still brave and not like a witch. My sister is so timid, she's an adult, so she doesn't dare to sit and be ashamed ~ "
Murphy's face was suddenly cold, "I dare not?"
Kang Kang said nothing, but listened to the tassel yin and yang's weird smile: "Fifi, shouldn't you really want to stay below because of fear?"
"I'm scared?" Murphy's panic was fleeting, and then he sneered, "I don't have any fear of heights, what are you afraid of?" It was completely timid with the name of fear of heights.
Tassel jumped from the corner of his mouth, "Hehe, isn't it?"
"Just try and see."
The two girls laughed without a lot of fun. They had sharp knives, and the hands holding my arms became claws at the same time. They stung me into the meat. I was so angry that I dared not speak. The smell of gunpowder was diffused.
Fuck, why ca n’t I completely figure out the situation, first Kangkang provoked Murphy and Tassel, then Murphy called Kang Kangkang, while Tassel and Murphy were more competitive, Murphy did not show weakness, followed by two big beauties Form a bowing trend completely, and vowed to separate you from me.
Woman, unreasonable!
The exclamation came from overhead. When the eyes were found, the person who shouted had fallen to the ground. The faces of Tassel and Murphy turned pale instantly. I could not help laughing and asked the two beauties and said, "Okay, in the end Whether to sit or not, I'm going to buy a ticket. "
The eyes of the two women stared at each other with a blue light, "Sit!"
The so-called jumping machine, as the name suggests, is to return to the ground at an almost natural landing speed from an altitude of 50 to 60 meters. Even if you know that this thing is safe, you still dare to sit on it.
I was sitting in the middle, and the two women were sitting on each side. I think the man is bold, and it ’s a soothing psychological effect. But my buddies are riding for the first time. As the height gradually increases, I look down and only feel dizzy. Seeing that Kangkang, who was getting smaller, was waving at me, I immediately responded like a rocker, but heard Tassel reprimand: "Don't move! What should I do if I fall?"
I looked at the thickness of the safety lock on the arm around my chest, and my head was sweating coldly. "There is this guy blocking you, and you look at me."
"I didn't say you!" Murphy on the right said nervously. "It's about the seat. It doesn't matter if you fall down. In case the seat sways, we don't want to bury you!"
"Too exaggerated, right?" I couldn't laugh or cry, deliberately turned my ass, and the two scared girls were overwhelmed. "Who dare to sit down if this thing is really not that strong?"
"Don't mess around!"
"Have me be honest!"
My hands were held by Murphy and Tassel respectively. The two girls looked at each other embarrassingly. Tassel said: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid, I want to make him safe."
"me too."
nonsense! You two are clearly afraid of yourself! I really want them to shake hands, so I can feel the coldness of each other's palms! But before they could expose them, the chair shook slightly, and the two girls whispered, and then closed their eyes tightly. I lowered my head again, mother, is it too high?
Quiet, not ordinary, all the twelve people who were placed sixty meters above the ground held their breath. They could only hear the wind blowing in their ears and their own heartbeat. I instinctively wanted to hold the safety lock. I was shocked to find that my hands were being held by the two girls, shit, didn't I? !!
"what---"
I ca n’t tell whether the wind is whistling or the woman is screaming. My heart seems to be hanging from my throat for a moment, and a mouth will fly out. The rapid fall really made me feel like jumping off the building. They are holding the safety lock tightly, so I stretch my arms and grass alone! So chic, I want to cry!
With both feet touching the ground, the two girls hung on me together. I didn't even have the strength to scold anyone, and my eyes didn't open. Are you afraid of this? Quietly think about it, but I think the process of falling is too short, too fast, not terrible, far less than the trembling shock when slowly rising, but one thing is certain, being a person is still the most comfortable on the ground Already.
"Huh, the bullet is a little bit to the left. The arc of the parabola needs to raise the barrel by five to seven degrees. Do you think this little hand can keep your own life? Huh ..."
I sneered, pulling down the brim of the cowboy hat gently, staring casually at the prey not far away, suddenly stepping back half a step, raising my hand to raise the gun, "slap!" The pink fur that was five steps away The velvet rabbit lay down in response.
"Yeah!" Kang Kang took the toy from the crying lad, and smelt excitedly on my face. "Daddy's good marksmanship!"
We lifted our noses proudly, like the kiss of a beautiful woman after the victory of the Western Gunners duel, and handsomely made a poss of a gunshot, "Small."
Murphy pulled me squatting on the ground and glanced at Kangkang's rabbit in conviction. "Chunan, I want that white bear!"
"Bear? Not cute at all," Rousseau gave me a coin, hanging his eyes and said, "South-South, hit me that blue penguin!"
Kang Kang beaked his mouth, looked at the tassel, and looked at Murphy, and then dragged my costume corner and laughed, "Dad, shoot me another dog, and eat the witch sister's bear and the aunt's penguin ~ "
My head is like a balloon blown up by the clown, not far away. The two big girls, the three little girls and some little girls are somehow going wrong. Since I just went to the building and jumped on the floor, I have been struggling. The magic flying carpet, the pirate ship, the brave turntable, all the thrilling games were played again, and the guts didn't make the difference, so I ran here to come here than the marksmanship. As a result, I threw out a lot of coins and got three consolation prizes-each A balloon, that ’s not enough. It ’s just Kangkang ’s childishness. Tassel and Murphy are also childishly addicted, and the size of the balloon is comparable ...
I really ca n’t stand it anymore. I had to show my superb marksmanship, which was forced to play by the tears of Chu Yuan as a child. I wanted to give Kangkang a small gift.
Murphy glanced at tassel obliquely. "Does a dog eat a bear? Eating a penguin is almost the same."
Tassel retorts disapprovingly: "Nonsense, penguins fly, can dogs eat them?"
Kangkang clapped his hands and laughed, "My aunt is so stupid, penguins can't fly, they can only swim."
"You little dog, even if you can only swim, can your dog eat it? Bears are stupid, so go eat a bear."
"Bear stupid? Have you ever seen a bear? It runs faster than people. It likes to eat dogs so it's called a bear ..."
Penguins can fly, dogs can eat bears, and bears are called bears because they love dog meat ... I rely, Murphy and tassel are stupid, right?
The gangsters were fighting fiercely, and a younger brother queuing in the back shouted, "Mom, does that brother think they are too stupid, so you throw them all away like a kitten?"
The mother quickly covered her son's mouth, "Shh! Baby, don't talk too much!"
Suddenly, I found that I had slipped to a distance of more than ten meters, and my face was beautiful.
"Chu Nan!" "South-South!" "Dad!"
I scratched my head with a sneer, turned around and spread my legs, and still heard the buddies behind me saying, "One daughter and two mothers are still sisters. That brother cow is really awesome!"
Misunderstandings have spread ...
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