Practicing business and practicing medicine

Since pulling and dragging would not help anyway, the man hurried over and held the dog's head and examined it carefully for a long time.

Bian Mu looked up at Luo Zhanqi standing not far away, and felt ridiculous. It turned out that there are really foolish people in the world who raise dogs as children.

"Aren't you a doctor? A veterinarian? What happened to my Songbao?!" The woman was really panicked and her words were somewhat incoherent.

"That's not the case. I do know a little bit about medicine. Your baby is sick, and... I can say responsibly that your dog is quite sick. I'm not trying to scare you. It will only take three or four days at most. It will go crazy, that guy! Imagine, what kind of god can subdue it? Look around, the streets are full of old people and children. Let's not talk about biting it to death. Even if it scratches someone's skin and bleeds, even if the relevant serum is injected at the first time, it will probably kill the person. By then... can you keep your jobs? What year is it now? The short video is flying all over the world. Once something happens, you may immediately become Internet celebrity dog ​​parents!" Without stopping for a breath, Bian Mu gave such a "little bombardment" with explanations and bluffs.

People panic and lose their minds. After hearing this, the couple was scared and stunned, and couldn't say a word for a long time.

Just as Bian Mu described, the symptoms that the "Chow Chow" was showing now looked more and more like a dog disease, and the disease was not mild.

In fact, what Bian Mu said was half true and half false. Some of them were actually normal manifestations of dogs. Moreover, Bian Mu did secretly use "secret medicine". Old Liangtou had given some advice in the past. Later, Bian Mu searched for various materials and summarized some feasibility experiences. After combining the two, Bian Mu usually prepared relevant "secret medicine". Nothing else, just for backup and prevention!

Bian Mu secretly spread some of that "secret medicine" by "raising the banner". Bian Mu had already calculated the wind direction and relative position clearly in advance.

It was a kind of medicinal cloth banner that had disappeared from the rivers and lakes. The production process was complicated and varied. When using it, the user was required to know some martial arts, and it had to be a very authentic traditional martial arts. Apart from anything else, at least, it really had high requirements for the user's wrist skills. In the specific application process, Bian Mu's whole set of movements was really a bit like the magic tricks performed by street performers.

Luo Zhanqi has kung fu and a wide range of street experience. Even so, he had already suspected what Bian Mu was doing. However, he couldn't guess it after a long time of trying.

The woman was a little anxious.

"Then... what should we do now? Can we go to the pet hospital?" Well! Now she regarded Bian Mu as a life-saving straw to save the dog's life.

This kind of person changes his face at any time, alas! He really has no personality at all! I really don't know how they got such expensive houses in the surrounding area.

"Pet hospital?! Hahaha... You can think of it... As far as I know, many so-called pet hospitals in the city do not even have the most basic business qualifications. What do they know? At most, they can cheat you of two dollars!" Bian Mu responded with a smile.

"Then... give me a suggestion, so that you don't give your advice in vain, one hundred yuan, okay?" The man squatted on the ground and interrupted a few times.

Before Bian Mu could reply, Luo Zhanqi came up to him and said a few words.

"Oh! This is 'cheek saliva'! It may be contagious between humans and animals!" Before he finished speaking, he jumped twice in a row as if he had been electrocuted, and dodged to the side as if he was avoiding the plague god. He had kung fu skills, and this set of fake moves was particularly realistic.

If Bian Mu didn't cooperate at this moment, it would be a waste of his brother's hard work. He reacted quickly and jumped back twice in a row, running away as if he was avoiding a bomb. At the same time, Bian Mu pretended to be nervous and covered his mouth and nose with his left hand.

Seeing this scene, Luo Zhanqi almost burst out laughing. He gritted his teeth for a long time before he could hold back his laughter.

The couple also reacted quickly. As if they had been electrocuted, they immediately abandoned the dog lying on the ground and jumped a few times. They had already dodged to the fence of the flowerbed next to them.

"Why are you still hesitating? Call the relevant departments for epidemic prevention. Also, you have to notify animal protection organizations. They have professional protective clothing, tranquilizer guns, emergency medicines, etc. Search them quickly!" Pretending to be very scared, Bian Mu made a few suggestions in a trembling voice.

The woman was more capable than her husband. After hearing this, she dared not hesitate at all. She hurriedly searched with her mobile phone. She was a little flustered and dropped her mobile phone on the ground. The man hurriedly helped his wife pick up the mobile phone from the ground. The two of them lowered their heads and searched together...

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Three professional vehicles and three relevant departments sent professionals to the scene to deal with the dangerous situation. The residents who went out to cool off didn't know what happened. They gathered around nervously and pointed and talked. Some people who were curious took out their mobile phones to capture short videos, and some were quick and sent them to the Internet.

Facts have proved that Bian Mu's judgment is completely correct.

After receiving professional recognition from professionals, Bian Mu smiled knowingly and waved to Luo Zhanqi who was watching the excitement not far away. The two walked to a distance and then met.

"Hey! What dirty tricks did you use... Sorry! I said something that was not appropriate. A good trick! A great trick! Teach me!" Luo Zhanqi begged with a smile.

"Let's go! There are too many people here. Let's find a secluded teahouse to cool off! We are so busy that we don't even know how to live a normal life!"

"Okay! There seems to be a summer movie over there, open-air, and it doesn't cost much. Let's go!" As he spoke, Luo Zhanqi happily accompanied Bian Mu to the water park to watch the excitement.

They ordered a few less drinks, otherwise the service provider would not provide free seats.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to them, Bian Mu took out a strange cloth banner from his trouser pocket and handed it to Luo Zhanqi.

"Wow! A spirit-calling pennant?! You're not kidding! You're using this thing to play with a dog?! That's too big and not worth it!!" As he spoke, Luo Zhanqi studied the strange-shaped object in his hand for a long time with a surprised look on his face.

"Where is it? You're making it sound so spooky. This thing is a medicinal pennant. It has been lost among the people for many years. Haven't you heard of it?" Bian Mu smiled and reminded him.

Luo Zhanqi shook his head slightly, saying that he had only seen similar funeral objects in the countryside. He had never heard of any medicinal pennant in the medical sense.

Luo Zhanqi was indeed knowledgeable. After fiddling with it for a while, he had actually learned how to use it.

Seeing this, Bian Mu couldn't help but smile knowingly. He had a pretty happy day.