Porter of Two Worlds

Last night was stormy and rainy, and the next day the clouds cleared and the fog cleared, and it was another sunny day. Pen Fun Pavilion ww.qu.

In the early morning, Bai Yang leaned against the head of the bed, staring at the sky outside the window in a daze.

Are you now a man?

I glanced at the sleeping kitten beside me, tsk, this seems to be a good feeling...

The eyelashes trembled, the kitten opened its eyes in a daze, looked at Bai Yang, lowered its head a little shyly, and said:

I'm sorry, young master, the kitten overslept, I'll go and make you something to eat now

Seeing the kitten frowning subconsciously, Bai Yang quickly pressed her down and said:

Don't move, you have suffered a 'serious injury', your task today is to rest well, I will also do things like cooking and eating, you have served me for so long, today I will serve you

Impossible, young master...

The kitten looked panic-stricken, no expression like a master serving a servant.

You must listen to me today!

Bai Yang put on a straight face, and really calmed down the kitten...

But the result is that Bai Yang almost ordered the tree house. He really doesn't know how to do firewood. In the end, the kitten dragged the 'injured' body and made a barbecue, and the two avoided the embarrassing situation of being hungry. .

If there is a gas induction cooker or something, I can keep it well, um, it will definitely work! Bai Yang said in his heart...

After the meal, Bai Yang asked the kitten to rest obediently. After all, what did he do to him? He had to be with him. He whispered to the kitten for two hours, you and me, and finally because of the kitten who suffered the 'bleeding injury' last night Fell asleep in a daze.

Bai Yang couldn't stay idle, and went out for a stroll in the village after the kitten fell asleep, only to see Lan Shuang and Niu Jian surrounded by a group of people, so he went over curiously to have a look.

It turned out to be practicing martial arts

Bai Yang muttered, so he watched from the side with his head poking around.

Mr. Bai

As if knowing that Bai Yang was watching from the side, Lan Shuang, who danced a long sword like a halo, stopped to say hello.

Morning,

You guys continue

Bai Yang waved his hand and said.

The so-called experts know if there is one as soon as they make a move. Lan Shuang and Niu Jian are two real warriors from Deyang Town. The splashing water stopped, and the stick made a whining sound as it was being swung, like thunder, and it looked like a master, a master, a master...

Bai Yang couldn't help thinking about it, and then he was jealous, thinking that no matter how good your martial arts are, I don't believe you can resist the bazooka! Anyone who is more slutty than myself is a heretic and will be burned to death...

Mr. Bai...Good morning~~ah...

Niu Jian, who was carrying a long metal stick, looked up at the scorching white sun that had almost reached the treetops, scratched his head and watched Bai Yang greet him awkwardly.

You guys haven't left yet?

Hey, look at Bai Yang's mouth, others just think that he got up late, he chased people away when he opened his mouth...

Leave in a moment

Lan Shuang's face twitched and said, there is no way to stay in this place.

Bai Yang turned around and squeezed his fists, thinking that there is nothing so great about martial arts, I just don't want to practice it, if I take ten minutes to practice every day, I will beat you every minute, um, I will beat you a hundred times in my heart...

Mr. Bai...

Lan Shuang's voice came from behind.

what's up?

Bai Yang turned around and said impatiently.

That is, you don't think about what we said last night?

Let's talk about it later...

Bai Yang waved his hands with a sly look on his face, hey, you guys don't understand what I'm saying!

When he was done, he slapped his forehead, looked at Lan Shuang's eyes and asked:

Oh, let me ask you something.

Mr. Bai, please tell me

Bai Yang made gestures, and said a little embarrassedly: I just want to ask, is there any way to make a person who doesn't know martial arts at all quickly become a master, um, especially don't be too tired, it's best to sit It can all be great.”

Under the contemptuous gazes of Lan Shuang and Niu Jian, Bai Yang hurriedly added: I mainly see that these villagers' military strength is too low. Just ask me, I'm not interested in martial arts at all.

Yes, I have

Lan Shuang nodded.

Bai Yang's eyes lit up, and he asked, What exactly should I do?

Just go back to bed now, cover the quilt, close your eyes, and dream!

Lan Shuang counterattacked Bai Yang without hesitation.

If Mr. Bai finds that method, please let me know.

Niu Jian on the side continued to make up for the knife.

Hey, I lost my temper, and Bai Yang felt upset. Is it wrong to want to sit still and become stronger? You do not want? Is it wrong for me to be afraid of being tired?

After a short silence, Bai Yang pouted and pointed at Lan Shuang and Niu Jian and said:

You are practicing martial arts in the wrong direction. You don't even have a clear goal on the road to martial arts. If you follow the cheats and practice blindly, you will never be able to become a real martial arts master. If you beg me, I can just give you a few words and you will benefit from it. lifelong!

Bai Yang raised his chin after speaking, with an expression of begging me quickly.

Lan Shuang and Niu Jian looked constipated. Your small arms and legs are not big enough for you to press them down with your fingers. How about leaving them here for us?

In order to embarrass Bai Yang, Lan Shuang clenched her hands into fists and slightly bent down jokingly:

I also ask Mr. Bai to enlighten me.

I spend a lot of money, and the fees are very expensive

Bai Yang continued to fart.

If what Mr. Bai said can really help my martial arts, I am willing to agree to Mr. Bai unconditionally!

me too

Lan Shuang and Niu Jian said one after another that the two of them were determined to eat Bai Yang.

We are not as good as you in terms of conspiracy and tricks, but in terms of martial arts, Mr. Bai, you'd better go and cool off.

Words without proof

Bai Yang continued to fart.

If you can't do it, the gods and men will abandon the sky and strike with lightning

Lan Shuang and Niu Jian looked at each other jokingly, and swore to the sky.

Bai Yang was still at the stage of swearing bullshit on the other side of the earth, and was about to sarcastically, when there was a muffled sound from the undead clear sky, only then did he realize that this is a f*cking fantasy world, and the oath should not be messed up send!

Then, not stupid, he understood why the villagers of Godot Village and the kitten were so single-minded after they pledged their allegiance to him. Although they didn't swear, this side should be extremely important to promises and so on.

Mr. Bai?

Seeing that Bai Yang was silent, Lan Shuang reminded her.

Cough...then I'll start directly, first of all you

With one hand behind his back, Bai Yang pretended to observe Lan Shuang, pointed at him and said:

The reason why you say that you are practicing martial arts in the wrong direction is reasonable. Let me ask you first, your family's martial arts and martial arts must follow the light and agile route.

indeed so

Lan Shuang did not deny this point.

Then here comes the problem, the so-called light and agile route, a step closer is to pay attention to speed, right?

Lan Shuang thought for a while, then nodded, not denying this.

Hey, you bastard was fooled by Bai Yang and started to get serious.

So, since speed is important, why do you still play so many fancy moves? What's the use of the so-called moves? As long as your speed is fast enough, you don't even need to be fast, just a little bit faster than the enemy, you are the ultimate Victor, do you admit it?

Lan Shuang stared at Bai Yang, unexpectedly unable to refute, she opened her mouth and was speechless.

As the saying goes, martial arts in the world should be fast, if you only practice one sword and discard all the moves, and let this sword go to the extreme, who is your opponent in this world?

Bai Yang made the final decision, his voice was not loud, but it was as if a thunderbolt had exploded in Lan Shuang's mind, the hairs all over his body stood on end, a feeling of seeing the sun suddenly emerged, he stood there in a daze, forgetting everything.

Niu Jian swallowed his saliva, looked at Bai Yang and asked tremblingly, What about me, Mr. Bai?

Successfully fooled one person, yeah! Bai Yang compared scissors in his heart, then looked at Niu Jian with a stinky face, curled his lips and said:

Are you taking the line of strength?

Yes, yes, my Niu family's martial arts and martial arts, pay attention to strength, strength, opening and closing...

Stop, stop, don't fix those useless things for me (actually, Bai Yang doesn't understand), since you are taking the power line, why are you playing so many moves for me? You just need to constantly strengthen your own strength, and put aside all the power. Moves, when you meet an enemy, no matter how exquisite his moves are, you just need to hit him with a stick with extreme strength, as long as you have enough strength, who can defeat you?

Well, he said this again.

This this……

Niu Jian was successfully fooled.

Remember, this is called breaking all laws with one force!

Bai Yang said word by word.

Bang, Niu Jian's hairs stood on end, and his whole body suddenly realized... Uh, I said this sentence just now...

The two of them stood motionless and consumed Bai Yang's words. The more they thought about it, the more profound it became, and the more they thought about it, the more correct it became. A feeling that the road to martial arts was unimpeded from now on emerged spontaneously...

Mr. Bai, you've been taught!

After a long time, the two of them came to their senses with admiration on their faces, and even knelt down and bowed to Bai Yang as a disciple!

Master Bai...

The two said in unison.

Then Bai Yang was taken aback by the actions of the two of them. What is this for? I was just fooling you. Actually, I don’t know anything. It’s just what I saw on TV...

(In fact, this is also a kind of transfer, the transfer of cultural concepts, do you agree? Finally, please recommend tickets and collection support)