Pokemon's Character Master
Chapter 833: Extremely earthy is the tide
Halls is an ordinary officer in the Boston Elf Alliance. He recently received a task from his superiors and was waiting for further instructions in the neighborhood near the Boston Elf Center.
This mission is very strange.
There is no need to keep an eye on any dangerous people, and there is no need to maintain public order, just... wait here.
Wait for an ad to appear.
"Did you get caught in the door panel and send us out to watch the advertisements on the big screen here on the street?" John, the ordinary clerk who came with Halls, couldn't help but complain.
Throughout the whole day, I just stare at the advertisements on the big screen. No matter how gorgeous these advertisements are, I will still feel tired, not to mention... these advertisements are repeated over and over again, and I almost feel sick just looking at them.
"McKenson's pig head, he must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. What's the point of watching an advertisement? If it's not a salary, who will watch this kind of rubbish job?" Halls shrugged and leaned in the coffee shop. He was sitting outside the window, looking at the clear large screen of the Elf Center outside the window.
A boring advertisement, no matter how well shot it is, has no meaning whatsoever.
"That George guy is bad at everything, but he's a first-class flatterer. Otherwise, that old bastard Mackenson wouldn't think so highly of him, and he'll blame us..." John was still complaining.
"Wait, it seems like there's a mission coming..."
Almost at the same time, Halls' and John's mobile phone screens lit up together.
"Staring at an advertisement for a dessert shop, and after waiting for the advertisement, go to the twelfth banyan tree of Hada Elf University... Go to the dessert shop and get ready to queue up... What the hell is this mess!" Halls even said I want to throw my phone on the table.
"Hols, wait!" John seemed to have discovered some interesting things. "Isn't this just giving us paid leave? Hols, don't be angry. You see, the news said it, go to dessert." If you buy desserts at the store, the Elf Alliance will directly reimburse you... If you are angry, eat more of them then!"
If you don't want to make a living, who would be willing to live under someone else's roof?
Halls just couldn't figure out why there was such a weird mission.
"I think this dessert shop should be the shop opened by Yang Yu, the trainer from China. I heard other people mention that Mackensen is keeping a close eye on this trainer. It seems that our mission should be Keep an eye on this dessert shop!" John analyzed briefly.
After a while, the screens of their mobile phones became bright again.
"Keep an eye on this dessert shop. If you have any problems, report them in time!"
This is the notification from McKenson, the president of the Boston Elf Alliance.
"Look, I was right!" John smiled and spread his hands.
Halls said nothing.
He continued to stare at the large advertising screen in the Elf Center. Suddenly, Hols's tired expression suddenly cheered up.
"John, John, it seems it's starting."
"It's started, what's started?"
…
"Come-on, Baby!!"
The pedestrians walking in the Boston Elf Center were all stunned for a moment, because this sudden shout made them feel a little confused.
Why are you shouting so loudly? !
There has never been such a direct shout in the Elf Center's advertisements, and even if it had, it would never have such an embarrassing sound...
You may not believe it, but this sentence in the advertisement was composed by Yang Yu himself.
Because it wasn’t Yang Yupei’s words, Little Dream Demon, Togepi and Jigglypuff might not be able to understand them.
After all, Yang Yu is the only one here who can use the power of waveguides to communicate with elves.
As for the director of the commercial...
I have had my mouth filled with dirt from this earthy advertisement, and I have almost lost my wits. How can I still be in the mood to give personal guidance?
When the local North American people on the street looked up and subconsciously looked at the elf center and the screens on the streets, for a moment, a strange thought even arose in their hearts...
Have we...become aborigines?
Why are there such ugly elf advertisements in the most prosperous elf heartland of Boston? !
In the advertisement, a little dream demon appeared. In the hand of the little dream demon, there was a small cake. Behind this little dream demon, there was also a jojo-shaped ball...
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It's Togepi! !
Togepi wanted to eat the small cake in the hands of the little dream demon, but after being "molested" by the little dream demon, the little dream demon ate it himself!
Wow, it feels so uncomfortable all of a sudden!
(')
Especially when the little dream demon gave him a look arrogantly.
But it seems the ad didn’t end there.
Because in the commercial... another Jigglypuff appeared! !
Jigglypuff wanted to eat too, and Jigglypuff was so greedy that he followed Togepi to chase the little dream demon, wanting to eat the cream cake in the little dream demon's hand...
However, the little dream demon ate it by himself again!
Trainers all know that ghost elves like to play tricks on people and elves. Looking at the earthy advertising screen, Jigglypuff and Togepi can only be seen but not eaten...
I was so angry all of a sudden!
I don’t know why, but I’m just so angry!
Plus the soul-infused "Come-on, Baby"...
hiss!
This extremely earthy advertisement will make you laugh out loud!
"Do you want to have a piece too!"
()
The final ending is of course a perfect ending. The elves happily share a small piece of cream cake together, but Jigglypuff and Togepi eat the ones in their own hands, and their eyes are still staring at the cake in the hands of the elves opposite each other from time to time... …
"Dada Dessert Shop, Hafa's new store has opened, address, the twelfth banyan tree..."
The signboard of Daidai Dessert Shop is used throughout the entire advertisement. In the signboard of the dessert shop, there is also the image of a Frosty Milk Fairy. In the future, every dessert shop in which the Daidai Dessert Chef will have at least one Frosty Milk Fairy accompanying him. .
This is the Easter egg in the advertisement.
No one noticed that the time and space on this street seemed to have been inexplicably still for more than 20 seconds, except for the cars driving on the road and the elves flying in the air... When the passers-by on the road reacted, Only then did I realize that I was actually watching an elf advertisement right there... that was so cheesy!
"Is this advertisement filmed like this?" Halls stood there stupidly, feeling that he had wasted another precious 30 seconds in his life. Although the elf was very cute, the dubbing of this Nima advertisement... was too... What a fool!
From the beginning to the end, there is an exaggerated "Come-on, Baby". Even now, my mind seems to have been brainwashed by this very magical advertising line.
Because this advertisement... is rubbish!
"Is this the boring life of rich people... Holes, this is not just the big screen in the Elf Center. I saw people from other places reporting in the group. The big screens in the entire bustling area here have just been opened. Covered with such an advertisement, in less than thirty seconds, all the screens... showed just such an advertisement for a dessert shop!!" John was also stunned on the spot.
How much does this cost?
Halls didn't know, and neither did John.
Can't you spend so much money to shoot a better commercial? Such a simple and monotonous plot, and the 50 cent dubbing, it's just a joke, a joke! !
…
As the chief planner of this advertisement and a 50-cent dubbing contestant, Yang Yu will certainly not miss this overwhelming advertising "bombardment".
Little Dream Demon, Togepi and Jigglypuff were also following Yang Yu at this time, watching the VIP advertising viewing seats in the Elf Center, watching the advertisements that they participated in and "endorsed" in the entire Elf Center neighborhood.
Such a feeling...
It’s really good!
For Jigglypuff, it was a first screen experience that he had never dreamed of, and being able to see himself on so many big screens...
A small figure with big dreams.
Next, we have to continue climbing step by step!
Next time you shoot a commercial, make sure someone else invites Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff wants to be a big star!
The 20 students behind Yang Yu who came together watched Professor Yang Yu book an entire block. The final advertisement was so crude that they even thought they were back when they were four or five years old... …
However, even at that time, they had never seen such an old-fashioned advertisement!
Professor Yang Yu's aesthetics and thinking... are simply amazing!
"How's it going? Is it okay?" Yang Yu was still quite smug in his heart.
After all, I didn't even expect to be able to shoot it. Yang Yu really has no talent in this elf advertisement.
It was almost a blind shot, but fortunately, the performance of Little Dreamer, Togepi and Jigglypuff in the camera was very good, and their cuteness made up for many shortcomings, so that the advertisement could be screened smoothly.
After listening to Professor Yang Yu's words, Hu Jing no longer knew how to complain.
Professor Yang Yu has been shameless for a long time, but having said that, for some reason, Hu Jing took one look at this advertisement and immediately remembered the line "Come-on, Baby" deeply in her mind, and even The more I try to forget it, the clearer the tone and advertising lines become!
Simply a magical horse!
"Could it be..." Hu Jing was shocked. She discovered a very important issue. She had seen so many advertisements before. Even if she read them many times, some advertisements were difficult to remember, but Professor Yang Yu's advertisement...
At this moment, Baiheying already admired her deeply. She never thought that Professor Yang Yu had such incredible and unique insights and vision in elf advertisements!
This whole plan was basically thought up by Professor Yang Yu himself. Because of this, Lily Ying felt even more incredible!
"In the midst of these exquisite advertisements that can easily cause aesthetic fatigue, an extremely down-to-earth advertisement suddenly appears... like standing out from the crowd, the contrast is instantaneous! In this way, people will notice this and the The unique advertising, coupled with the scale of the advertising..."
The more Lily Sakura thought about it, the more frightened she became, and the more she thought about it, the more admired she became.
"Poppy!"
(●●)
Seeing Togepi cheering for joy, there is no doubt that he is safe!
…
At the same time, in addition to Yang Yu's group, there were also a group of people opening champagne to celebrate.
"Come on, who gave them the courage to release this rubbish advertisement? It's a complete joke!" William, the planner of Boston Advertising Company in North America... was just as gloating as the people in the industry!
"Let's go to Hafa and see how that dessert shop... closed down step by step!"
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