Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

(Thanks to the boss of Youmeng Zhiyu for his push. To be honest, I'm really happy hahahahaha, I never thought that the boss would read my book, and I was a little flattered.

Another one is that yesterday's Lak's Song was just a side story that I posted while listening to the song. It's not an update. Don't call me watery!

Just sauce, it will be on the shelves on the 16th, I hope everyone will join us! Thanks! )

"Aragog, go in peace, your wife and children, I will raise them..." Iger whispered the eulogy.

At night, behind Hagrid's hut at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, Iger and Hagrid stood beside a pile of spider corpses and wept in a low voice.

The poor old spider escaped Iger's first runaway, but he still didn't escape the second time, and was completely killed by Iger who was hit by the wind and fire.

The sobbing sound of twitching was heard far away in the night sky, and Iger and Hagrid cried miserably.

Hagrid cried because his best friend was accidentally killed by Iger.

What Iger was crying was that the long-term meal tickets worth thousands of Galleons had just gone to waste. Aragog died so tragically that Hagrid couldn't even find his head.

Of course, the giant spider heads that I found were all put away by Iger when Hagrid was not paying attention, and he planned to extract the venom from their mouths when he went back.

Although he was very sympathetic to the experience of the eight-eyed giant spider group, Iger was still happy. After this trip was wasted, how many thousands of Galleons came into the account, although it was a waste...

"Oh... Aragog..." Hagrid sniffed and wiped his tears.

"I'm sorry, Hagrid." Iger looked at Hagrid apologetically.

"Oh, I don't blame you, Iger, it can only be said that his life is bad..." Hagrid sniffed loudly again: "I still remember when I brought him back from outside, he was only the size of a palm. , so cute, so obedient, although I have been restless in the past two years, but I know that it is only because he has too many children. Dumbledore told me that it is not a good thing to let them multiply like this, but I did not expect Bad things come so quickly..."

"It's okay, I'll give you a nicer pet in two days, I'm sure you'll like it." Iger patted Hagrid's stout arm.

"It's a friend..." Hagrid corrected in a choked voice.

"Yes, friend!" Iger grinned.

The child's apology came and went quickly. With the guilt of urinating on the ant's nest when he was a child, Iger, who was still chatting with Hagrid just now, no longer had any sad expression on his face.

Iger looked at the big mountain of spider corpses in front of him and pondered, really talking about money hurting feelings...

Iger felt that not to mention it was just a big spider, as long as it had benefits that he could not refuse, God would kill it for you!

Looking at the dark night sky, Iger sauntered along the path all the way back to the castle tower. In the common room, Elsa was looking at a pot of sun orchid by the window and was a little dazed.

"Sunlight orchid...Lily..." Elsa whispered softly to herself.

"What?" Iger looked at Aisha with some doubts.

"Leah said that Snape likes to keep lilies, and it's hard to imagine that such a sinister man would like to keep lilies." Elsa smiled softly: "Leah asked me about Snape's past, and Anna is a clone. , isn't it? Mrs. Granger told me that Anna was a clone of Snape's daughter, but I don't believe it, a Hogwarts graduate knows that Snape was never married."

Iger's mouth twitched: "So... what do you want to know?"

Do you like raising lilies? It's normal, because the pronunciation of lily in English is Lily...

"Snape has someone he likes? But... dead?" Elsa looked at Iger curiously.

Sure enough, being a woman can't avoid the nature of gossip...

"You guessed it right." Iger nodded, and Iger thought it was better to tell her, on the one hand, it was for the happiness of Snape in the rest of his life, and on the other hand, to satisfy Elsa's gossip heart as a woman .

"The person he loves is Lily. The pronunciation is the same as Lily. The pot of Sunlight orchid was given to Neville by Professor Sprout. He is very good at taking care of herbs." Iger nodded and leaned leisurely on the sofa. : "This is a pot of lilies that Neville has taken care of for a long time. He intends to prepare a life-and-death water with his own hands to make Snape admire him. After all, he has always lacked confidence in front of Severus..."

Iger gently fiddled with the tender leaves of the flowers in the pot, pursed his lips and smiled: "In our first class, Severus asked Harry to add narcissus root powder to wormwood infusion. What would he get, Harry didn't answer, and was sneered by Severus..."

That's right, the narcissus root powder that Snape mentioned is actually the sunflower orchid, which belongs to the lily, but it only looks like a narcissus. In mythology, this flower is a kind of periwinkle flower that looks like a narcissus and never leaves.

"The first class? Life and Death is a sixth-grade class, is he looking for trouble?" Elsa frowned, looking dissatisfied with what Snape did.

"Yes, that's right, I'm just trying to find fault. Harry and his father look almost exactly the same. As for Harry's father, he often bullied Severus back then. The most important thing is that Harry's mother, whose name is Lily..." Iger teased a little. "Maybe this is the legendary retribution? I swear, Harry his father never dreamed that his son would one day fall into the hands of Severus..."

"The person that Professor Snape loves is Harry's mother?" Elsa laughed softly, and then frowned in confusion: "Wait, life and death?"

"What's wrong?" Iger looked at Aisha with some doubts.

"Do you know... what is the flower language of Sunlight orchid and absinthe?" Aisha looked at Iger in amazement.

"I don't know... I am a big man who studies the language of flowers..." Iger muttered in displeasure, and did not admit that it was his ignorance when he was killed...

Aisha ignored Iger's coquettish anger, and just muttered to herself in surprise: "The flower language of Sunlight Orchid is: My remorse follows you to the grave; the flower language of Absinthe is: bitter sorrow, and the book gives The meaning of the potion of life and death water is that life is better than death, and sinking forever... The meaning of connecting is..."

"I feel very sorry for your mother's death, which makes me sad, and I have lived a life like a walking corpse since then? Is he trying to express this?" Egger sat up straight in surprise: "Merlin is above, he can What a **** licking dog..."

As far as Snape's level of devotion is concerned, he must be a member of the L.D army!

Aisha rolled her eyes when she saw Iger's appearance, and rubbed Iger's head angrily: "It's very touching, isn't it? God, so that's why Snape never got married?"

Iger couldn't help but be shocked by Snape's persistence. He asked himself, Iger felt that he couldn't achieve Snape's level. He knew that Snape was devoted, but he didn't expect to be so devoted!

It should be said that it is indeed Snape, even his confession is so boring...

"So... Severus didn't ask Harry the bezoar question to embarrass him, he just wanted him to remember it deeply in case he needed it?" Iger pinched his chin and recalled the situation that day.

Immediately, I suddenly remembered what Penny had said to Harry: Your mother's Potions class was very good!

So it's not a joke, is it?

Snape wasn't embarrassing Harry at all, he just wanted to find Lily's shadow in Harry...

Iger thought it would have been better if Harry had been a girl who looked like his mother.

Think about it, Snape looked at 'Harry', and forced a hint of tenderness on his gloomy face: "Miss Potter, what will you get from adding narcissus root powder to wormwood?"

"I don't know, Professor." 'Harry' looked at Snape with big green eyes.

"Very good, you are very honest, Gryffindor plus ten..."

Malfoy: "∑(っ°Д°;)っWTF??"

Iger shook his head, no way, the more you think about the style of painting, the more wrong it is...

"I feel a little flustered, it seems a little blocked, I really have a hard time imagining how to love someone to be so unforgettable even after more than ten years..." Aisha's eyes were slightly red, and she gently sniffed.

Iger pouted as she looked at Aisha. Girls are always fascinated by this kind of legendary love.

Suddenly I remembered a joke I saw in my previous life:

The girl prayed to God to give her a lover who would love her, be kind and considerate.

God said I gave it, but you told him you were just treating him as a friend...

Oh, woman...

Snape is undoubtedly such a legendary spare tire. If the spare tires are divided into grades, Iger thinks that Snape is at least an orange outfit, or a suit, and even his life is given to his son...

"In this case, don't think too much about it, Severus has seen such a girl in the eyes of him in his life, because that girl is the only one who is looking directly at him, and it is just because he has a soft spot for it. , but it's obviously not appropriate to put his situation on others." Iger patted Elsa on the shoulder lightly, and said with some disapproval.

"Why aren't they together? It's a pity, the stories are all told that way." Elsa was still muttering sadly.

"Because Snape made a mistake that he still can't forgive himself." Iger sighed slightly: "He scolded Lily Mudblood, and then he refused to bow his head to admit his mistake because of the youth's face. Slowly getting together with Harry's father, Snape became more and more desperate, and the relationship between the two became worse and worse, until finally, Snape joined the Death Eaters, and the relationship between the two ended completely."

"But why does he feel guilty?" Elsa looked at Iger with some doubts.

"Ten years ago, when Professor Trelawney was applying for a job, he accidentally made a real prophecy about a child and Voldemort. At that time, Snape listened to half of it and turned to tell Voldemort, only to find out in the end. It is Lily's child that Voldemort wants to kill, which is Harry." Iger sighed: "This is Snape's heart knot."

Aisha sighed deeply. This story sounded a little blocked, which made the girl who longed for beauty couldn't accept it for a while.

"People will be haunted by the things they can't get when they are young." Iger snorted: "It would be too cowardly for me to say Snape. His grave was blown up, so he couldn't survive and couldn't die!"

Of course, Iger was just blowing it up. If you put yourself in the shoes and think about it, I guess I can't do it myself...

But a man, you can't lose face in front of your lover...

Did Iger plan to help Snape find a place when he went to catch Voldemort during the holidays, caught Voldemort, broke his arms and legs, fed aphrodisiacs and threw them into the pigsty? Of course, it was feeding the pigs with aphrodisiacs…

Donkeys are fine too, but I guess Voldemort might not be able to take it?

"Love..." Elsa reached out and dragged Iger into her arms: "We won't have this happen, will we?"

"No, I'll kill anyone who dares to attack you!" Iger snorted viciously with arrogance.

This kind of thing is more unforgivable than touching your own treasury...

However, after Aisha reminded me, Iger also understood a truth.

The reason why Dumbledore is awe-inspiring but not fearful is that the old man has always lived within the rules.

And the reason why Voldemort is frightening is because he doesn't follow the rules, strays outside the rules, and destroys the beauty in the hearts of others...

For this kind of existence, if there is a chance, he must be killed.

I have to say that Iger's knowledge of Voldemort is more comprehensive than before, at least not as contemptuous as before.

"If one day, in order to save me, you have to do something you don't want to do, what would you do?" Aisha's faint voice sounded, interrupting Iger's erratic thoughts.

"That must be done, even in death!" Iger nodded without hesitation.

"What if life is better than death?" Elsa turned over Iger's face and looked at him tenderly.

"Do it!" Iger nodded his head firmly: "Although I would be very scared if there was such a situation, but I will definitely do it!"

Seeing Iger's appearance, Aisha nodded with satisfaction, then she didn't know what to think, and suddenly smiled maliciously: "What if you want to eat shit?"

Iger looked at the beautiful girl in front of him in shock, not knowing what to say.

Eat shit? Can such a disgusting thing be said? Is it really too familiar?

Seeing that Iger didn't answer, Elsa pinched Iger's nose coquettishly: "Why don't you answer? Are you afraid?"

"Eat!" Iger gritted his teeth struggling, looking extremely painful, with an expression that was worse than death: "Eat with a big mouth!"

"How much to eat?" Elsa was reluctant.

"Eat until you are immortal..." Iger was about to cry. He has always manipulated others by himself. When have others been manipulated by him?

What is flirtation in the sky, willing to be a winged bird in the sky, or even a branch on the ground, or something~www.NovelMTL.com~ or something.

As for yourself?

Are you willing to eat **** for me? Fortunately, they are not speaking Chinese, otherwise the two of them will be disgusting together...

It's alright now, Elsa is satisfied, Iger is disgusted...

Iger spent half the night retching.

Since the quality of life has improved, Iger has also developed a stinky life, such as cleanliness...

In the past life, I always heard that couples who have been together for a long time will use quilts to cover each other and fart in the quilt. Until I personally experienced such a disgusting topic, Iger originally imagined that the beautiful and dreamy married life was so broken. now...

It was smashed to the ground, and it was impossible to fight.

The direct consequence was that when I took control of Silent the next day, due to lack of concentration, Iger passed out again...

Indirectly, it caused the mass extinction of the giant eight-eyed spider in the Forbidden Forest. Hagrid was crying like a man in tears these two days. He kept his handkerchief in his hands and wiped his tears from time to time.

Iger also didn't know how Dumbledore's phoenix patron saint hit him, the human-faced sphinx manticore in the depths of the forbidden forest did not go to harm himself, nor did he go to the deepest dragon's nest, the only poison in the world. The horned beast tribe is also safe and sound, and even the unicorns and hippogriffs on the edge of the forbidden forest are all right, but the spider nest was destroyed. It has been ravaged by the general, and there are not even a few trees to be seen.

That night, Iger had to attend a funeral with Hagrid again. It was very windy at night, and Hagrid cried very sadly. He felt that it was his fault that all Aragog's descendants were killed.

Iger watched the corpses of a group of spiders buried, and thought about the spider heads in the bag, Iger almost laughed.