Playing Long Aotian, the Audience Laughed

Chapter 144 Xia Qingcheng plays a flight attendant

Open the original.

This turned out to be from another novel.

The male protagonist is called Ye Lingtian.

The hostess is also a flight attendant.

But here, the heroine becomes Xia Qingcheng.

Ye Haochen was slightly taken aback.

Let me just say, the protagonist this time is definitely Xia Qingcheng.

This guy is the same as Lin Aoxue, he is not too young or too late, so I will reluctantly accept this plate, flight attendant or something, um, hehe!

Xia Qingcheng just got off the plane and was still resting in the lounge, when he heard Ye Haochen’s thoughts, he immediately smiled.

Okay, but it’s hard to accept.

You make me look like an unfinished building, and I have wronged you.

I see you smiling like Mimi, I guess I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.

When you brought me strawberries the day before yesterday, I asked you to come and sit at my house, why didn’t you come up?

Are you worried about being eaten by me?

By the way, what the hell is this plot, it feels a bit familiar.

It’s very similar to a novel I’ve read before.

Ye Haochen continued to browse the original 427 draft of the plot at this time.

Looking at it, he was a little speechless.

This plot is roughly about Ye Haochen taking a plane and encountering someone hijacking the plane.

Ye Haochen took action to teach those robbers a lesson, saved a plane man, and also saved Xia Qingcheng.

But looking at the content of the manuscript, Ye Haochen was really powerless to complain.

Why does the male protagonist have to wear a street stall all the time?

And then despised by some rich people in first class?

The rich will be slapped in the face after a while.

Now that you can fly in first class, can you buy a better suit?

Not to mention tens of thousands of dollars a piece, even a whole suit and leather shoes is fine, right?

It’s not for the plot’s sake.

Also, everyone is a passenger, so why are they despised and ridiculed by others?

What do people do when they’re full? You didn’t offend them.

Hearing Ye Haochen’s complaints, Lin Aoxue kept nodding.

That’s right, the routines of the previous urban essays are like this.

The male protagonist is unremarkable, wearing street stalls and sneakers, and people look down on him wherever he goes.

In other words, how can so many people look down on you now?

Even if you are a beggar, as long as you don’t smell bad all over, basically nobody cares about you.

Ye Haochen continued to watch the plot and laughed outright while watching.

The original text reads: “Da da da, there was a burst of gunshots. At this time, eight men stood up with AK47s in their hands facing the passengers…”

Hahaha……

Brother, this is on the plane, how did you bring your AK47?

This is a domestic-to-foreign plane, eight of you, eight AK47s?

Are you still strafing? Aren’t you afraid of blowing up the plane?

The funniest thing is that the robber said: “Don’t move, we only rob money, not kill people, hurry up and take out the money!

Damn you, you’ve already hijacked the AK47, what else can you do?

Also, who is carrying valuables on your plane?

A bank card has one billion in it, can you take it out for you?

Is it good for you to write books and use your brains?

Are you full of tofu scum in your head?

The point is, this book is still very popular, believe it or not, people who read the book don’t even think about it, they are happy for the sake of it.

You are at least normal.

(bfdi) Seven or eight people hijacked the plane with an AK, just for the money?

You just go and fight with gangsters, maybe you can make more money.

Who the hell carries cash on the plane?

I even took out the money. My wallet is full and it’s only a few thousand dollars in cash. Can you take the AK?

Moreover, if your AK gets into trouble on the plane, are you not afraid of the plane accident? The whole family eats dinner?

Ye Haochen’s inner complaints made Xia Mengzhu smile directly.

Haha, this is indeed the case, if you don’t complain, I want to complain too.

It is said that our female novels are brainless, and the male novels are even more brainless.

Especially urban language, it is simply too unreasonable.

What era is this, you can take a pistol, you can get on the plane with an AK, hahaha.

I think it’s better if you just pull out a howitzer.

In the field, Ye Haochen was still complaining.

Especially the sentence: Killing people is already numb to him. The number of people who died in his hands is not 10,000 but also 8,000. In his eyes, these gangsters are like a piece of cake.

Brother, you are numb, what plane are you taking?

You are so talented, you have eight thousand if you don’t have ten thousand. I think you kill one a day, 365 a year, and you only kill more than 3,000 in ten years. You have to kill for thirty years.

I haven’t killed as many mosquitoes in my life as you said.

How dare you kill people every day besides eating?

You are a real bull, you can fly to the sky.

The most terrifying old man here, Fubo, doesn’t dare to brag about this.

And these two sentences:

[There is a scar that is not very obvious on the face of the knife, which makes his originally handsome and handsome face even more murderous!)

[Murder is naturally not a problem for him who has been trained since childhood. He is familiar with human body structure and anatomy, and knows how to make his opponent lose the ability to resist in an instant. His dagger did not even touch a drop of blood. )

Are you a knife-cut face? Do you think that a scar on your face makes you look handsome and murderous?

There is also the phrase familiar with human anatomy and anatomy.

This is awesome, awesome.

Professional human anatomy experts do not you know.

You are a lot more Aotian than the Dragon Aotians I played before.

Your dagger is even better, killing people without blood. Did you put a layer of oil on it?

Or, it seems that your knife skills are very good?.