Playing Bai Impermanence, Drunk Yang Xiaomi was livestreamed

Inside the living room.

Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi looked at the mushroom with a white pole and a red umbrella in front of them and were stunned.

Both of them had incredible looks on their faces.

The children’s song involuntarily echoed in my mind.

White pole, red umbrella, lying board together after eating.

This meow is too exciting, right?

Sui Yuan blinked his eyes stunned, looked at Yang Xiaomi and asked, “This mushroom was taken?” ”

Yang Xiaomi replied stunnedly, “A friend sent it!” ”

“How’s your relationship?”

“It’s good, or can someone send me mushrooms?”

Sui Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, “That’s fine. ”

“It’s just… We had a big fight before she gave me mushrooms. Yang Xiaomi added leisurely.

Sui Yuan: “?!” ”

Forced to endure the panic in his heart, Sui Yuan trembled and asked, “You… What don’t you have now… Uncomfortable? ”

Yang Xiaomi’s eyes were confused and said: “My head is a little dizzy.” ”

Sui Yuan: “Me too…”

“Groove!”

With a sound of national essence, Sui Yuan pulled Yang Xiaomi and rushed out the door, bringing a few mushrooms with him.

Yang Xiaomi was a little flustered, “Sui Yuan, what are you doing?” ”

“What are you doing in the hospital!”

“If you don’t go again, we really have to lie on the board together.”

Yang Xiaomi: “…”

[Hahaha, laugh at me, I thought the anchor was funny enough, but I didn’t expect Yang Xiaomi to be so funny. ] 】

[Water friends:?! ] 】

[You are sick, you are about to die, you are still laughing, is there morality! ] 】

[Where did the pen come from, I don’t know that poisonous mushrooms can die? ] Isn’t there a bottom line at all? 】

[You have no bottom line! ] Who told you that it was a poisonous mushroom, that mushroom is called red mushroom, it is a mushroom with high nutritional value, it is not poisonous at all! 】

[Eh?] Really fake, buddy, no joke now. 】

[Who joked with you, three generations of our family are tinkering with mushrooms, can I admit it?] 】

[Then why are both the anchor and Yang Xiaomi dizzy? ] 】

[Are you stupid, the two drank a bottle of two-pot head, can he not faint? ] 】

[I found out, it is indeed a red mushroom, not poisonous! ] 】

[Not toxic?] So what are you waiting for? Laugh! Hahaha! 】

[Hahaha, suffocate me, I wanted to laugh just now, but out of morality, I kept enduring. ] 】

[Me too, hahaha, in fact, I already laughed out loud, but I didn’t send a barrage. ] 】

[Nima, a false alarm, I said, with the luck of the anchor, how can you finish this meal so calmly, there is really an accident, haha. ] 】

[Don’t worry, don’t worry, I think there is still a good show, wait and see, hahaha. ] 】

Knowing that Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi were fine, the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed again without heart and lungs.

But after suffering Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi, the two really thought that they were poisoned, and ran to the hospital with their lives, and they didn’t have time to pay attention to the live broadcast room.

When he arrived at the door, Sui Yuan rushed to the street to take a taxi, Yang Xiaomi stood in front of his car, and shouted: “Sui Yuan, I have a car, drive my car.” ”

Sui Yuan’s face was full of helplessness, “Just we drank alcohol and got poisoned, can he meow and drive?” ”

“Don’t wait until the hospital, we’ll ga!”

When Yang Xiaomi heard this, it was also like this, and hurriedly ran over to take a taxi with Sui Yuan.

At this time, the two were nervous and scared, and Yang Xiaomi’s whole body trembled a little.

Sui Yuan hurriedly grabbed Yang Xiaomi’s hand and encouraged, “Don’t be afraid, boss, it’s okay.” ”

“But be careful, in addition to dizziness, mushroom poisoning may also cause hallucinations.”

“Hallucinations?” Yang Xiaomi was stunned, “What kind of hallucination will there be?” ”

“Who knows, that thing might be…”

As he spoke, Sui Yuan turned around, “Yay! ”

Startled, I saw a tall ostrich standing next to him who didn’t know when.

Sui Yuan was really a little confused.

How can ostriches appear on the street?

Then he said to Yang Xiaomi: “Look, this is an illusion. ”

Yang Xiaomi was already completely stunned and didn’t know what to do.

The two watched the ostrich not move, but the ostrich moved, and used its hard mouth to “snap” at Sui Yuan’s head.

Sui Yuan originally stood up, but was pecked by an ostrich, and his anger suddenly came up.

“Oops! I can get used to you, I can suffer this grievance, I just learned to capture! ”

An arrow rushed up, and with a “snap” the ostrich was pressed to the ground.

Yang Xiaomi looked stupid, and the picture in front of her at this time was too exciting.

Sui Yuan’s whole person rode on the ostrich, holding the ostrich’s neck with one hand.

As we all know, adult ostriches can be much more powerful than adult men.

But even so, Ostrich lost to Sui Yuan’s capture.

Yang Xiaomi waved her palm stunnedly, “It’s too violent, right?” 】

[Hahaha, the anchor is awesome! ] Even his meow ostrich pressed, I obeyed! 】

[Nima, laugh at me to death, finally hear the original hot meme again. ] 】

[The anchor is really not covered with this grappling technique, the ostrich has done it, no wonder Wu Jing Shu Huang, the police investigation Shu Huang all want to learn, I and he meow want to learn. ] 】

[Hahaha, no, laugh is not alive, drunk vs ostrich? ] 】

[Nima, I just said, there is nothing impossible in the anchor, Genima laughed at me. ] 】

Sui Yuan did catch the ostrich, but he underestimated the power of the ostrich.

Originally, Sui Yuan wanted to suppress the ostrich all the time, but the ostrich came together and directly brought Sui Yuan up, and I don’t know how, Sui Yuan rode on the back of the ostrich.

This ostrich is estimated to have not been ridden, and when it feels the weight on its body, it runs away.

The one who runs is called a fast!

Yang Xiaomi didn’t react, and Sui Yuan and the ostrich disappeared.

In the live broadcast room, the water friend saw it clearly, and immediately laughed.

[Sleeping… Groove! Ran away!? 】

[Hahaha, this plot is too good-looking, and there is a reversal? ] 】

[Ostrich: Did you just learn to grapple?] What about the 100-meter sprint I just learned? Practice? 】

[Hahaha, I can’t laugh anymore, I’ve seen horseback riding, bull riding, donkey riding, riding an ostrich for the first time, anchor, you are really awesome! ] 】

When the ostrich ran, Sui Yuan was even more blinded.

He thought to himself, the hallucination of mushroom poisoning is too serious, right?

Why do you still run?

Do I see any means of transportation as an ostrich?

When he was in the circle of Sui Yuanmeng, he saw a big brother riding a bicycle in front of him, and he wanted to ask himself what he was riding.

At the moment when he surpassed the big brother of the bicycle, Sui Yuan pulled his throat and asked: “Big brother, look at what I ride?” ”

The big brother on the bicycle was stupid, he thought that Sui Yuan was showing off, and gritted his teeth and replied, “You are awesome!” ”

Because the ostrich ran too fast, Sui Yuan didn’t hear it clearly, thinking that the eldest brother spoke English.

It sounds like a brand of motorcycle.

But Sui Yuan didn’t have time to think about it, the ostrich ran faster and faster, overtaking the cars speeding in front of him by several times.

Looking at the flying ostrich, the owners were stunned, drove for half their lives, and were overtaken by the ostrich for the first time.

This ostrich may be the same personality as the golden retriever, and it is impossible to see that there is a faster than it in front.

The speed was getting faster and faster, and Sui Yuan felt that he was about to be blown down by the phoenix, and he could only hold the ostrich’s neck tightly.

This run, ran to the crossroads ahead.

It happened that there was a traffic scene Shu Huang to check drunk driving, and a few Shu Huang were busy, and they saw Sui Yuan riding an ostrich, and they flashed over.

Shumai was stunned, and asked the colleague next to him, “What kind of thing clicked past?” ”

The colleague was also a little confused, “It seems to be an ostrich?” ”

At this time, Sui Yuan was a little anxious, when was it a head to run down like this, he grabbed the ostrich’s neck sharply and gave the ostrich a head.

Sui Yuan saw that the ostrich was still non-stop, and hurriedly shouted, “Bull! Awesome! That’s awesome! How to stop! ”

And at this time, before the Jiaojing Shu people could recover from the situation just now, they saw Sui Yuan riding an ostrich, and he came again.

At this time, Jing Shumai couldn’t help it.

“See clearly?”

“See clearly, it’s an ostrich, and there’s a person sitting on it!”

“Not only is there a sitting person, but that person keeps shouting!”

“He meows, too arrogant, riding an ostrich is awesome? Get in! Pursue! ”

Then, four or five police cars drove the alarm and went straight to Sui Yuan to chase…

PS: Did this chapter laugh? Hehe, readers rest assured, I will never fill the chapter with words, there is foreshadowing in front.

For example, the ostrich farm in the previous chapter.

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