Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

There is a destiny in the dark, and the place where the MLM meets is the food stall where I met the gangsters last time.

Pi Xiu was silent for a moment and asked, "Why does the East China Sea Dragon Palace need so many shark beads? Do you want to play pinball?"

Ren Jiao: "Who knows what those dragons are thinking, day after day, day after day, what if they want to play with inorganic things?"

Pi Xiu: "It doesn't have to be like this. Although the old real dragon's private life is chaotic and his ability is strong enough to break through the reproductive isolation, but now the blood relationship of the dragon has faded so much. Although he also likes to mess around, it's not so outrageous."

Ren Jiao's hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly: "You mean, they don't want pearls, but sharks?"

Pi Xiu: ...

Pi Xiu: "Can you take your mind off the words and think about why they want so many shark beads."

"Hey, I've been reading a lot of mermaid literature recently." Ren Jiao took a puff of cigarette: "Mackerel pearls, apart from being beautiful and ground into powder for face beautification, they can also be used for bone joints, so there's nothing else to do. .”

He said for a while: "If it is used to join bones, with so many shark beads, the bones on the body are broken into biscuit crumbs in the bag, can they still be put together?"

Pi Xiu felt that he was being implicated, and looked at him coldly: "Shut up."

Ren Jiao paused, thinking of Wenxi's bones, he quickly shut up and said, "Brother, you think I farted."

Pixiu looked at the seaside at night, with the ebb and flow of the tide, took a puff of cigarette and said slowly, "Give me some shark beads when the time comes."

"How much do you want?" Ren Jiao suddenly realized, "Are you going to reshape Wenxi's body?"

Pixiu: "No nonsense, can I make him float like a ghost all day long?"

"The bones in the jar are broken like that, you might as well let him train his soul body directly into a flesh body." Ren Jiao couldn't help sighing when he thought of the small broken bones in the white jar: "Think about it, soul body There is no difference between the body and the body."

Pi Xiu brushed off the cigarette ash: "Then what year and month do I have to wait to go? Besides, how many ghosts have cultivated flesh in these years?"

Ren Jiao was taken aback: "You must be in a hurry to do something, right?"

He felt that his voice was a bit loud, so he quickly suppressed his voice and said, "The soul body is also fine."

Pi Xiu's tone became more vicissitudes: "The soul body is good, how can it be realistic to have a physical body in your arms?"

The main reason is that the little thing is shy and timid, and he has seen all kinds of big scenes with his mouth full of playboys. When he really wants to spread his legs to work, he is so scared that he hides and hangs himself on the bed, with nothing to do.

Seeing his sad face, Ren Jiao thought there was something wrong with Wenxi's soul, and quickly said: "Okay, okay, after this incident is over, I will give you all the remaining shark beads, just in case there are others. What a moth."

Pi Xiu raised his brows: "Are you afraid of Donghai Dragon? Are you unable to afford it?"

In order not to show his timidity in front of his future father-in-law, Ren Jiao, who couldn't afford it, spent a day secretly going into the sea alone to practice fishtail slap skills.

The black fish tail is majestic and powerful. Under the adoring eyes of the mermaids, five or six corals were blown away in a row, and the underwater demolition office successfully completed the task of demolishing dangerous rocks, and went ashore gracefully.

On the day when Niaoyujing and the Second Prince of Dragon meet, Pixiu and his team have changed their appearance and become members of the black-hearted food stall. Except for Ren Jiao, who pretended to come to join the MLM organization, the stupid mermaid, and Cao Cao who changed back to his original form and stationed there. In the courtyard, hidden among a group of coconut trees, served as a scout.

Everything is ready, just waiting for the Second Prince Long to come.

After a long time, the lengthened Lincoln with the Donghai Dragon Palace license plate stopped at the entrance of the food stall. Cao Cao raised the camera in his hand to deliver first-hand fresh news from the front line to the rear battlefield.

Pi Xiu looked at the Second Prince Long who had been carefully moved out of Lincoln on the screen, and couldn't help but said: "This little loach can't get out of the line of fire with minor injuries, and he's so aggressive that he doesn't miss appointments, he's a ruthless one."

Wenxi: "Although, you don't need to praise him."

Hou Er pointed to the corner of the screen: "There is a truck behind here."

The truck didn't stop at the door, but drove all the way to the entrance in the backyard. Cao Cao quickly changed the camera position and pointed the camera at the trucks that were slowly opening.

The little broom took a breath, pointed to the people who jumped off the truck one by one and said, "Yes, they are sharks."

The merman got off the train and walked into the food stall under the supervision of the people next to him. Pi Xiu counted, and it was almost the same as what the old merman said yesterday.

Catfish spirit wiped his forehead and went into the kitchen, and said to Pi Xiu in a trembling voice: "Quick, hurry up and get ready to fire, the Second Prince Long has arrived!"

So many dishes were prepared for these sharks, Pi Xiu smiled, heaved a sigh of relief, got up and sent a message to Ren Jiao that the operation had started.

Ren Jiao, who was hiding in the corner, looked at the gate of the food stall, then turned to Ren Ma behind him and said, "I'm going in, but you are guarding outside, and no one is allowed to escape."

Ren Ma stood up straight: "Follow His Majesty's will!"

Ren Jiao's gaze fell on Uncle Turtle who was leaning on crutches, and he paused and said, "Master, just find a cool place to stay, don't bump into it."

After giving orders, Ren Jiao pulled off the scarf on his face. Even if he transformed into another appearance, the scar on his face would not disappear. He could only cover it layer by layer with concealer. a little.

Although it still looks awkward, at least no one can recognize him as Ren Jiao at a glance.

Taking out the token in his pocket, Ren Jiao walked to the door of the food stall in three or two steps, and showed the token to the security guard of Donghai Fathead Fish, who was blocking the door, and said, "I brought my third child and asked me to come."

Bringing the third child is a popular person next to the second prince recently. The security guard of the fat head fish took a look at it with the token, and made sure that there was no problem, so he took him inside.

The third brother was pouring tea for the second prince who was sitting in a wheelchair, when he heard that another mermaid had come to be deceived, he hurriedly asked the security to bring him in.

"Second prince, here comes another shark."

Long Er looked at him with a crooked face, and asked suspiciously: "Didn't you stop pulling people?"

"But he brought a token." Dai Lao San asked cautiously, "Didn't we confiscate a batch of shark beads last time? It just so happens that there are not enough manpower now, do you want to see him?"

In order to promote the warm corporate culture and make the baited Yuren feel that he is close to the chairman, every time Long Er personally interviews the Yuren to carry out brainwashing propaganda.

After thinking about it, he still asked Daisan to call in.

Ren Jiao walked into the room and was taken aback when he saw Long Er in the wheelchair, but quickly recovered his expression and said, "I heard they said that following you can make a lot of money, so I'm here."

Dai San looked him up and down: "Why are you here so late, our recruitment time has passed."

"I had a fight with someone, and I lay on the bed for a while." Ren Jiao said and pointed to his face: "The scar from the fight hasn't healed yet."

Long Er held up a smile and said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you are capable, we are always ready to welcome capable talents."

"Is being able to eat, fight, and sleep considered capable?" Ren Jiao smiled honestly: "I can whip two fish with one tail, eat a bucket of rice for one meal, and sleep for three days in one sleep."

Band three: ...

Long Er reluctantly nodded: "This is also a different kind of ability haha."

He smiled and gave Dai San a look, what the fuck did you find for mental retardation?

Ren Jiao nodded proudly: "My mother also said the same. She said that those people outside were wrong. They were blind and didn't know what to do. They didn't know me well. I just heard the boss say that, so I met Bole."

Dragon Two: ...

Long Er: I think your mother may be wrong.

He didn't notice, and was suddenly held by Ren Jiao and shook his hand vigorously: "I have stayed at home for so many years, and I finally met someone who knows the goods!"

Dai San hurriedly rescued the boss who was dangling in the wheelchair from Ren Jiao: "Brother, don't get excited! The boss just got injured and is still not recovering."

Ren Jiao suddenly realized: "No wonder the boss is sitting in a wheelchair. He was injured. I thought he was a paralyzed person! I was wondering why the boss had a stroke at such a young age."

Long Er choked on "fuck you" and continued to ask after taking a breath, "It sounds like you and your mother have a very good relationship. Are you coming out this time to make money for her?"

"No." Ren Jiao answered bluntly, touched his face and smirked: "I'm going to earn money to have plastic surgery, then make my debut as a celebrity, and find myself a beautiful wife."

Long Er: "Then you think it's fine."

"It's not that bad, if you don't even dare to think about it, then it's the end?" Ren Jiao asked expectantly: "Boss, what are we doing here? How is the treatment?"

The boss of Dai San was so angry that his face was blue, and he quickly explained: "We mainly produce shark beads here. If you shed two tears at will, we will calculate the money by the number. Each shark pearl is 2,000 yuan, and it will be paid together at the end of the month."

Ren Jiaoxi smiled and said, "Then my money for plastic surgery will be saved up soon!"

As he said that, the door was suddenly knocked open, and the bald catfish spirit walked in the front: "Second Prince, I've served you food."

As soon as Ren Jiao turned his head, he saw the disguised Pixiu walking in with monkey one two three carrying vegetables, the heavy stone pot in his hand looked like a sharp weapon.

"What is this?" Long Er asked strangely.

Catfish King nodded and bowed: "Third Brother Dai told me that you have a distinguished guest coming today, and I specially prepared stone pot dishes."

Ren Jiao took his seat automatically when he heard the number, rubbed his hands and said, "Boss, why are you so polite? The food is prepared so well for me. Don't worry, I will do a good job and live up to your expectations."

Pi Xiu watched with cold eyes, took three times to hold down Ren Jiao's hands that wanted to pick up food, his eyes paused for a second on Ren Jiao's unwilling face, and couldn't help but think that this disgusting Ren Jiao really had a way.

Long Erqiang smiled and asked Ren Jiao to take San to the private room next door to eat, Ren Jiao waved his hand: "It's okay, I can eat with my clansmen."

Dai Sanyi nodded quickly when he heard this, and hurriedly led Ren Jiao out to the hall, and found a seat for him among the group of sharks.

As soon as Ren Jiao sat down, he looked around, and found that the eyes of these sharks were a little swollen, and they were depressed. He suddenly became angry and wanted to rush back and tie a Chinese knot for Long Er again.

Holding his breath in his heart, he lowered his voice and asked the nearest merman: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

The shark paused, glanced at him faintly, and uttered two words: "I loved it."

Ren Jiao: ...