Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Pixiu, an old monster, keeps doing immoral things because he has no assholes. Ren Jiao is used to it, but Qiu Fu, a stupid man who fully embodies the flaws of animal spirits and insufficient brain capacity, is still in the nausea of ​​sucking farts.

The ugly fox had only one thought in his head.

Why is the fart of the old monster fragrant?

It didn't take into account that the old monster's physical defects couldn't fart at all.

He asked the merman beside him suspiciously: "Is it true that farts like you big monsters smell good?"

Ren Jiao fell into silence, thinking that Qiu Fu might have smelled too much stinky fart and his brain was spoiled.

On that side, Wenxi grabbed the clothes on her body, hesitated to speak to Pi Xiu who came over, wondering if she should mention what happened just now. Now calm down and think about it, everything just now seemed to scare myself by thinking wildly.

This wicked old monster would definitely laugh at himself. Wenxi swallowed the words, and asked instead: "What are you doing? You can hear the sound upstairs."

"It's digging the vegetable cellar." Boss Pi lied without changing his face, and walked into the building with Wenxi in his arms, "When winter comes, we can store more cabbage in it, so as not to have to drive out to buy vegetables and save fuel."

Wenxi: ...

He didn't know what to say, so he just said Gong Xi Fa Cai.

"Why did you come down suddenly? His face is so bad. Did the loud noise wake you up? How about I go up to help you create a barrier and you continue to sleep?" Pixiu asked.

Wenxi thought for a while, but still didn't dare to stay upstairs alone, lowered her voice and said, "No, it's already noon, it's time to eat."

Seeing that there was no one in the hall, he asked suspiciously, "Why didn't you open the door today?"

Pixiu pointed to the yard: "The chefs have gone to dig the vegetable cellar, no one is cooking, there is still some porridge in the pot, I will serve it for you, if you are bored, you can watch TV, or I will send a little broom to accompany you."

Wenxi nodded: "Can I just sit down?"

"Okay." Pixiu called the little broom over, and he filled a big bowl of fish porridge by himself, and returned to the yard to continue digging the vegetable cellar after making arrangements.

In order to keep the formation eye safe, the three brothers dug a big hole in the backyard to bury the formation eye. The sweat shed when digging the pit was the tears shed today when digging the pit.

Qiu Fu dug to the point of madness, and immediately changed into his original shape, a fierce tiger came out, digging the ground with all four limbs like a dog anxious to bury shit.

Pi Xiu stood aside with a frown, couldn't help lowering his voice and asked Ren Jiao: "How likely is it that you say he is the son of a black dog?"

Ren Jiao coughed lightly: "I think it's likely to happen."

With the help of Qiu Fu's prototype, he finally found the eye of the formation. Ren Jiao stretched his head to look into the pit. The huge tooth that served as the eye of the formation was the same as when it was buried back then, glowing pearly in the sunlight.

"The things on the real dragon are just different." Ren Jiao sighed: "Baby is just a baby."

Pixiu snorted proudly, this was given to him by Taotie back then, how could it not be a good thing.

Qiu Fu returned to his human body, and carefully swept away the soil around his teeth, revealing the surrounding rune engravings. Because of the closeness, the dragon's aura emanated from the dragon's teeth, which made Qiu Fu feel a little smug.

Pixiu pulled him away: "Stay away, you fox has been smoked twice by the dragon's breath, be careful and run around in circles while urinating later."

"Where did this dragon tooth come from?" Qiu Fu stared at the dragon bone and muttered, "Could it be that you became a dentist because of this tooth?"

Pixiu put down the spell bit by bit: "I'm tired of work and ran to pull out the teeth of the real dragon? Although I'm not afraid of that old thing, but if the real one's tail is pulled out, I'll have to die half my life."

Qiu Fu didn't take it seriously: "Wealth and wealth are sought in danger, and only those who pay will be rewarded."

Ren Jiao was also surprised: "Where did this tooth come from? You never told me."

Pi Xiu: "Give it to Taotie, he said it was his old man's wisdom tooth, and it was useless to pull it out, so he gave it to me."

Ren Jiao: ...

Qiu Fu: ...

Well, since humans can have wisdom teeth, it is not impossible for real dragons to have them.

The three of them were busy all day in the backyard, and they finally strengthened the formation circle after circle. As long as Tao Tie came, Pi Xiu would close the door and let the dogs go, catch turtles in the urn, and capture the old boy on the spot.

He patted the ashes off his hands, and before he could straighten up, he heard a scream from inside the building, like Wenxi's voice.

The old monster didn't put the hoe in his hand, and ran to the hall.

Fucking your own mother, is the smell of this old monster faded or something? Someone dare to come to make trouble in broad daylight? Do you really have to repeat the ancient custom to piss around your restaurant and paint a territory?

Boss Pi rushed into the hall with a hoe. Seeing him coming, Wenxi immediately pushed away the small broom in front of him, threw himself on him and hugged him, tremblingly said: "Dog! Black dog! Wu Zu!"

Pixiu looked up, good guy, there is Erlang God on the left side of the door, and a four-eyed boy on the right side of the door, adding up to seven eyes, he lost two eyes.

Yang Jian was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and Xiao Tiangou beside him was wearing a black sportswear, and he was holding a black dog by his hand.

Pixiu squinted his eyes at the black dog, patted Wenxi on the back and said, "Pets are not allowed in, why, didn't you see the sign on the wall?"

Yang Jian looked at him coldly: "Check your household registration, don't say it's useless."

Xiao Tiangou giggled, staring at the little ghost in Pi Xiu's arms and repeated Yang Jian's words: "Check your household registration, those who don't have it will be taken away."

The black dog in his hand also barked, and Pixiu felt Xiaojia in his arms.

The guy shrank again in fright, his face completely cold.

This is not misleading by human ghost movies, ghosts are indeed afraid of black dogs, not to mention pure black dogs like Xiaotiangou. In addition, Wenxi's soul and body are still not stable, if they really hit each other twice, they might be gone.

Holding the hoe in his hand, Pi Xiu sneered twice, stared at Yang Jian and said, "The neighborhood committee checks the household registration, why does it bully others as soon as it comes up? Is it because you are not afraid of complaints from the public?"

Hearing the word "complaint", Erlang Shen's expression turned gloomy, and even the laughing Xiao Tiangou restrained his expression and dared not bark his teeth or claws again.

The two parties confronted each other, and the three students stood against the wall, not daring to make a sound.

Wu Zu stared at the hoe on Pi Xiu's shoulder, wondering if he should yell at the injustice, as the masses exercise their due civil rights to stop violent law enforcement.

But the big brothers on both sides have fierce faces, and some people have vicious dogs, and they don't know if they have been vaccinated against rabies. What if I rush in rashly and die?

He visually judged that the hoe still had Pi Xiu's figure, and guessed that the small hoe had hemiplegia, and the big hoe had cerebral palsy, so he closed his eyes and said goodnight after hitting with two hoes.

Forget it, I'll play it by ear later, if the situation is not right, I will rush in and drag Sister Suzhen away, she is delicate and frail and cannot bear the fright of such a black dog.

In the face of being a hero for a minute or a coward for a lifetime, Wu Zu chose to live. But the classmate who was reincarnated as a starved ghost behind the scenes couldn't understand the tension in the air, so he asked carelessly, "Boss, are you still open today?"

Grass! Reincarnation of a starving ghost? You are about to fight and still want to eat? When you die, you must eat to die! big eater!

Wu Zu was mad in his heart, his feet were already in the starting position, and he just waited for the sound of the fight, and immediately fled the scene with Sister Suzhen.

The store was quiet for a moment, Pi Xiu hugged Wenxi and thought about it, and felt that the business that should be done should still be done, and it is foolish not to make money. He looked at Erlang Shen: "Wait a minute."

Yang Jian had no objection, and raised his eyebrows to signal him to continue.

The little broom took the menu and came to order. Jia Suzhen was afraid of the black dog, so she dared to stand in the corridor and stretch her head to look here. She accidentally met Wu Zu's eyes and couldn't help but smile.

Yang Jian glanced at Jia Suzhen in the corridor, stretched out two fingers and said lightly: "Two, you can be fined."

"What's the rush, you know they don't have a registered permanent residence?" Pixiu glanced at him, thinking that the eyes of these three eyes are sharper than the three hands, what kind of community work are they doing, why don't they go to investigate?

After the little broom ordered Wu Zu's food, a few monster regulars came in. When they saw Erlang God, they were all shocked, thinking that it was really lucky, and they met this evil star when they came out to eat.

Pi Xiu said hello to them, thinking that they were all open for business anyway, one or two, three or four, so he might as well open for business in the evening.

The shop became lively, Pi Xiu hugged Wenxi but did not let go, he glanced at Xiaotiangou, his yellow pupils flashed past, and warned the dog boy to keep his eyes away and stop staring at what he shouldn't be looking at something to look at.

Yang Jian took a step forward to block Pi Xiu's gaze, turned his head to let Xiao Tiangou stay calm, and walked to Pi Xiu's side by himself.

"Tell me, why raise ghosts?" Yang Jian said lightly.

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "I don't know that raising a little ghost can make money? Little ghosts are not good enough. I can make a lot of money raising an old ghost."

Yang Jian laughed angrily: "You are a Pixiu and you need others to gather money for you?"

He stared at Pi Xiu's arm tightly hugging Wenxi and squinted: "I heard they said this is your heart? Or is it three months pregnant?"

Pixiu sneered, "Fuck the fart."

"Then why are you so nervous? You came over as soon as you heard the sound, and I think you hugged me willingly." Yang Jian pointed at Pi Xiu's arm around Wenxi, "Chang Wei, you still said you don't Know martial arts?"

Pi Xiu: ...

Will your mother's head.

"But I don't want to know about your love life at all. As long as you can show your household registration, I will leave immediately. But if you can't show your household registration and temporary residence permit, both of them will follow me."

Pixiu clicked his tongue irritably: "What if he is my partner?"

Yang Jian said lightly: "The big demon's partner can give him a month to apply for a new account, but the other one can't?"

The humans in the store couldn't hear their words, but the monsters could hear them clearly. All the monsters pricked up their ears and waited for Pi Xiu's answer. The phones were already in their hands, ready to send out fresh news at any time.

The topic has been thought out——

The millennium-old demon finally committed bigamy, the white moonlight is still a red rose, and the owner of the fine steak restaurant has had a rough love life these days.