Pirates: Life is an idle fish

First sanctioned by Nami, then beaten with a mallet by Augsna, and then smoked by a shocking ghost god’s fart with a flat head to the point of severe autism, how dare Bucky, who is seriously autistic, stay in the mushroom house.

After lying motionless on the ground for a while, he snatched his nose while he was playing with something else, and fled in embarrassment. There is no doubt that he will never step into this mushroom house for half a step in his life, and the experience of just one day here is simply more terrifying than the danger he once encountered when he galloped with Roger’s pirate group in the new world!

“Haha, Bucky is going to leave a psychological shadow!”

Xia Yu, who left the mushroom house for the first time to hide in the orange forest because of the flat head poisoning, couldn’t help but laugh after seeing Bucky escape from the mushroom house in embarrassment, “But this product is a big profit!” A trip to the mushroom house actually gave him an unexpected surprise with the ability to awaken the fruit, and he really deserved to be the lucky one with overlord-colored luck! ”

Mihawk, who was standing beside Xia Yu, couldn’t help but tighten his eyes slightly after hearing his words.

Unexpected surprise?

If you don’t understand the various mysterious and bizarre things that happen here, you will simply think that this is Xia Yu casually saying. But Mihawk doesn’t think so. Because whether it is Shanks or the Golden Lion Shiki, they both got the surprise of being reborn with a broken arm and a broken foot after coming to the mushroom house! Although Shi Ji was dragged by Xia Yu to the execution rack in Rogue Town and beheaded, Shi Ji’s rebirth was a real occurrence!

Then, the freckled kid who had left playing with fire also inadvertently awakened the overlord-colored domineering, and he also entered a strange illusion when chopping bamboo, thus discovering the vastness of the kendo world, although he has just glimpsed the threshold of wooden sword without hand, but it is not a small surprise.

Then, not long after Bucky arrived at the Mushroom House, he awakened the fruit ability, is this a coincidence?

Everything is mysterious and weird, but Mihawk can’t explain what this is all about! But he can be sure that all this must originate from this mushroom house and Xia Yu, who is the owner of this mushroom house.

“Xia Yu,”

After watching Bucky, who had fled from the desert, board his ship Yang Fan and leave, Mihawk suddenly turned his head sideways to look at Xia Yu, who had always been cynical, and said with a solemn face: “Let’s have a fight!” ”

“Huh?”

Hearing Mihawk’s words, Xia Yu couldn’t help but be stunned, and then shook his head and smiled, “Forget it, Mihawk, you have only just glimpsed the threshold of the wooden sword now, and it is still far from it!” ”

It’s not that Xia Yu is deliberately pretending, but the current Mihawk is really not his opponent! Now he not only has the overlord-colored domineering and armed color domineering that have been developed by the system to a great consummation state, but also the sword art that the system copied and strengthened from Mihawk, even if he does not have the invincible buff of the mushroom house, Mihawk is not his opponent at all!

This kind of battle that knows the outcome, he is too lazy to waste time. Besides, what’s the point of fighting or something? He just wants to be a delicate idle fish quietly!

“！！！！！”

Looking at the confident Xia Yu, the corner of Mi’s mouth couldn’t help twitching. After staying in the mushroom house for a while, I have learned more about Xia Yu’s temperament, but I still can’t guard against it, especially Xia Yu’s simple sentence ‘You are still far behind’, which almost made him burst into a blood mist!

“You…”

Mihawk, who was rushing with 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, took a deep breath, resisted the urge to cut Xia Yu with a knife, frowned and said, “Can you be a little tactful, I am also a world-renowned sword master!” ”

“Isn’t it the world’s number one great sword hao?”

Xia Yu turned his head sideways to look at Mihawk and blinked blankly, “The well-known Great Sword Hao? Wow, when did Mihawk become so modest? ”

“Whether it’s the world’s number one big sword hao, just have a fight with you!”

Mihawk was too lazy to talk nonsense with Xia Yu, and simply walked out, saying, “Xia Yu, come to fight!” ”

“Lying groove, are you the world’s number one big sword hao and I have a hairy relationship!”

Seeing Mihawk walking out with a fighting spirit, Xia Yu said with a confused look, “Didn’t you set yourself a goal now, to be the sword demon Mihawk?” Since you want to be a sword demon Mihawk, go out and cut people, chop hard, and even cut people with boats. The more people who cut, you will naturally become a sword demon Mihawk! ”

“Xia Yu !!!!!!”

Seeing that Xia Yu didn’t mean to fight with himself at all, Mihawk turned around helplessly and said in a deep voice: “Can you give others a little respect!” In this regard, I am better than you, I have been at sea for so many years, and I have never refused any challenge in Xia! Because it’s respect for all challengers! ”

“I’ll make it!”

Xia Yu stood up ‘teng’ and scolded Mihawk with a split head and face, “Uncle, you are provoking me!” Okay, you have to be respectful, right? Okay, here you are. See you in Goshan! ”

When the words fell, Xia Yu’s figure flashed out of the orange forest, and disappeared directly into the back mountain forest after a few uprisings.

Seeing this, Mihawk did not have any hesitation, and followed Xia Yu and flashed into the mountain forest. For Mihawk, the world’s number one sword hao, competing with Xia Yu is something he has been looking forward to. But because he was immersed in the practice of kendo before, he did not immediately challenge Xia Yu. And now, although he first glimpsed the threshold of wooden sword Wuxiang, he has always been confused and cannot go further, so he needs a battle to improve himself!

“This is it!”

Flashing into the mountain forest, Xia Yu came to a row of towering trees holding a thorn bar, looked at Mihawk, who quickly followed, and said with a smile, “I plan to build an observation deck on the reef facing the sea of the mushroom house.” So, let’s compare today and see who cuts down more trees! ”

“？？？？？”

Coming to Xia Yu’s body, Mihawk, who was filled with majestic fighting intent, was stunned, “Cut down trees? This is what you understand… Compare notes? ”

“Don’t stick to form, Mihawk.”

Xia Yu said seriously, “Don’t underestimate cutting trees, this is also a practice!” Isn’t it said that art comes from life and is higher than life? So, so is swordsmanship. If you stay stuck in the traditional way of fighting people, you will stagnate forever! ”

“You…” Mihawk really wanted to burst out. This product is really out of the ordinary! Cut down the tree, cut the tree, actually find out so many big reasons, convinced!

Looking at Mihawk’s reaction, Xia Yu smiled, and then said seriously, “Fighting with people is fun.” Fight with all things, and the fun is endless. Fight with heaven and earth, the fun is endless! So Mihawk, is your kendo limited to fighting people? ”

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