Pirate Kingship

Continuing to look down, a more bizarre picture slowly unfolded in front of Byron as the words were expressed.

“This country has warm winters and cool summers.

The houses here are not made of bricks, but of honey biscuits. The roof of the house is not paved with tiles, but with egg fritters.

In this happy country, every house is fenced with various kinds of sausages, and what comes out of the wells is not water, but wine of various flavors.

Fresh bread grows on the birch and willow trees in this country, and milk flows in the river. When the bread matures and falls into the river, it becomes milk bread.

Roasted geese, ducks, thrushes, grouse, capons and pheasants flew in the sky.

The little pig, cooked in sour cream and with cutlery and cutlery stuck on its back, walked around all year round with a carved gold and silver plate on its tail.

The leaves on the oak tree are all gold or silver coins. If you want, just knock them off with a stick.

What’s even more strange is that on various unnamed trees in the big forest, all kinds of clothes will grow, including vests, skirts, dresses, jackets, coats, cloaks, and trousers.”

The other people around listened to Byron reciting this absurd fairy tale word for word, and all of them could not help but look forward to it.

“If only we could live in a place like that.

There is no hunger, no poverty, everyone is proficient in eating, drinking and playing. Whatever you want, you can reach out and get the gifts of nature.

Of course, it would be perfect if wives could grow directly on trees and allocate one to us singles. "

Jacqueline exposed her [chameleon] nature in just three sentences.

Obviously, if there really was such a place in the world, Byron's "wine, sex, wealth, and energy" would probably be completely irresistible.

Hearing the well of wine gushing out, [Blood Red Whiskey] Alfred couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

This is simply the perfect “drink” in life’s menu.

Go to that gourmet paradise, lie down on the ground and take a few bites, and most of your life menu will be completed.

Next to him, Gus, the "groundhog" who is a financial fan, is already calculating how big of an underground vault he needs to build to store the gold leaves in an entire forest.

This was even when Catherine's [Mithril Dragon] didn't come.

Violet's breathing was also slightly rapid, and she kept pushing towards him, stretching her head to read the words on the diary.

Originally, Byron thought that he only had three generals: wine, sex, and wealth, and there was still a temporary shortage of "Qi", which represents extreme emotions and original sin.

Until he learned that the end of the forbidden knowledge in Violet was actually the mythical creature [Disaster Witch].

I realized that I had completed the collection of cards without even realizing it.

Because according to the theory put forward by the Inquisition when hunting witches, as long as the word "witch" is included in the extraordinary route, the source of the power can definitely be traced back to the legendary Seven Deadly Sins.

Among them, Leviathan, the "Whale of the Rift", exactly represents "jealousy" among the seven deadly sins!

“Whoever wants to work hard, do good, and fight against evil will be considered an enemy of the state and be deported.

Anyone who is stupid, greedy, ignorant, and only knows how to eat, drink and have fun can get the title of nobility.

The most greedy, vicious, lazy, and gluttonous person will become the great king of Serarafoya! "

After reading the last paragraph, even the elite marines couldn't help but whisper to each other.

It is human nature to be indolent and indolent.

Residents of the Old World generally believe that those who can do nothing every day and live only on land rent and interest are truly decent gentlemen.

Also called the rentier class.

Anything that can be obtained through bloodshed must never be sweated, and all people are ashamed of labor.

To the lay people, the place with beautiful life and strict rules advertised by the church is not the Kingdom of Heaven. The Kingdom of Siralafoya is the real Kingdom of Heaven.

Violet, who had never lacked material wealth since she was a child, was the first to come to her senses, frowning slightly and said:

“This should be an ancient fairy tale from nowhere.

From what is said at the beginning, "You must first learn to know the way from the blind, and only those without feet can walk there," we know that the Kingdom of Siralafoya is a place that only exists in fantasy.

It doesn’t really mean anything to us.”

However, she wasn't done yet.

"Hmm."

The nearby bushes suddenly shook, and then a small gray-black wild boar emerged from the bushes.

Although it is only the size of a winter melon, it is not afraid of people at all. It raises its head and hums at outsiders like them.

Jacqueline, who was still in trance, patted her barren chest and spit out her pink tongue:

"I was shocked. I thought a roasted suckling pig really came out. Wait, there's something wrong with this pig."

Gus, the money geek, reacted faster than she did.

Looking at the "wild boar" that suddenly came out, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Because he discovered that although this was not a roast suckling pig, it was his favorite - money pig.

To be more precise, this is actually a piggy-shaped ceramic piggy bank!

Now run around like a real pig.

“Money pig? Walking piggy bank?

Am I not dreaming? Someone come and pinch me. "

The team exclaimed, and many people rubbed their eyes in disbelief.

But Byron knew that what appeared in front of him was not an illusion.

A piggy bank running around anywhere in the Old World is undoubtedly nonsense.

But in those secret realms that seem to be intertwined with reality and illusion, everything is possible.

Especially when the solution density of [Secret: The Mystery of Treasure Island’s Wealth Growth] quietly advanced from 25% to 32%, it proved that this was not false news.

He also did not forget to popularize the secret knowledge of the extraordinary world for his team members:

“The secret realm that appears in the material world originates from the gap between reality and the sea of ​​essence.

The sea of ​​sefirot is located on the periphery of the sea of ​​human collective subconscious, where the history and collective memory of the entire human race is deposited.

Most of the secret realms born from this are mixed with twisted legends and myths as their backgrounds.

Perhaps this fairy tale is not meaningless. The mythical background of this treasure island is most likely the so-called Siralafoya Kingdom. "

A new question emerged.

That is the red macaw recorded in cousin Andrew's logbook. Who is it?

"Hmm."

While everyone was still shocked by how magical this world was, the little piggy bank was not at peace.

He pawed his front hooves and occasionally showed them a small rectangular hole for coins on his back.

It's like urging them to put all their money into it so that it can grow up quickly.

And Byron's eyesight was good enough to clearly see the silver light shining inside its body, proving that there was something in the pig's belly!

Gus, who was closest to it, threw the dagger in his hand, injecting a sense of presence. When it fell into his hand again, it had turned into a huge gleaming mace.

“It’s just ridiculous, even if you were a real wild boar that dared to challenge a tiger.

How dare you ask us pirates for money with just a piggy bank?

It’s better to bring it to you, Jie Jie Jie”

Snap!

Gus took the mace and hit it hard. The little money pig exploded on the spot, and the black and gray pottery pieces fell apart.

At the same time, a flash of silver light suddenly appeared, and hundreds of shiny silver coins from various eras rolled around on the ground, exploding everywhere.

Before they could count their first loot.

Little Piggy Bank's screams before his death spread far away.

The next moment.

"Hmm."

"Hmm."

The sound of wild boars could be heard everywhere in the surrounding rainforest, and then the ground shook.

Byron immediately took out the No. 12 Crystal Skull [Polaris God] he had just obtained and unfolded the real-time strategy map.

In an instant, dozens of hostile red dots, large and small, appeared on the map within a hundred meters radius.

"Everyone prepares for war! Directly ahead, a large wave of piggy banks is approaching!"