Picked a Killer as My Wife
Chapter 4574: :I am God
"Hehe, are you a god?"
Li Tian's heart was full of sneers.
When the little hot pot came from the Netherworld to the earth world, he was also made a god, the **** of fire, in the eastern island country.
In the last days, Li Tian ruled Dongying Island, and Li Tian was also regarded as the salvation **** by the people of Dongying Island.
God is just a noun, just like someone who writes about the Internet, there are many gods.
Little God, Middle God, Great God, Supreme God.
If you are serious, you lose!
It is precisely because of this that Li Tian was furious when he heard this bullshit.
"If you're a **** god, you would like to take Lao Tzu to hide and seek in the ground while you are idle, do you like to take Lao Tzu to hide and seek? Hurry up and let go of Lao Tzu, or else..."
"Boy, your thoughts are very dangerous? Knowing that I am a god, you still dare to speak so badly, well, since you like this, then you can stay underground with me for another five hundred years!" The voice said with a sneer.
"I fuck!"
Li Tian was startled and thought with a wry smile: "Could it be that it has been five hundred years? I really **** become a grandson monkey?"
Li Tian suddenly thought of a more serious problem.
In five hundred years, the secret realm of the death battlefield has been opened, and the guys who fled from Li Tian must have reported Li Tian's affairs.
"Fuck! It's over, this one is really over! My current cultivation is only the early stage of Venerable Sixth Level, but my opponent is at least the Venerable ninth-level mid-level powerhouse, and even the Emperor and the Domain Lord. If you are targeted by these guys, I wonder if my identity as the elder of the Nether Academy is still useful?"
Li Tian felt that he was too hard to bear and said, "Old man, no...it's a great god, can we discuss something? I will stay underground with you for another five hundred years. You let me go and let me practice with you. You just need to point me at will, so that I can become a demigod, a quasi-god and a god! Okay?"
"Huh, shameless fellow! If it's that easy to become a god, why do you use cultivation? Only one year has passed in the Netherworld!" said the voice.
"The baby is scared to death. It turned out that only one year has passed. Haha, this is fine, this is fine!" Li Tian let out a sigh.
The old voice continued, "Boy, are you still willing to stay underground with the old man for another five hundred years?"
"Great God, what did you just say?"
"Boy, are you still willing to stay underground with the old man for another five hundred years?"
"Go forward, forward, forward, one sentence!"
"I am God?"
"Yes, you are a god! You are definitely a god!"
"Don't doubt yourself, I don't allow you to doubt yourself!"
"You are the only main **** in the Netherworld! Did you see my bent knees? Yes, I actually talked to you on my knees. Don't ask me why, this is respect!" Li Tian, a bitch, had a face Said with a bashful expression.
The old voice coughed, and said, "I will give you ninety-nine points if you are afraid of ass, and you are afraid of your pride!"
Li Tian was really shocked.
"God, so you are from the earth world? So you are also a master of online jokes! What a fellow! The fellow sees the fellow, tears in his eyes..." Li Tian actually started singing.
If you can shed two more tears, the picture will definitely be more real.
"Idiot boy, I have told you that I am a god! I can read all your language and memory, so the old man you said will be able to do it too!"
"That's it!" Li Tian couldn't help being a little disappointed.
"Boy, now we can get to the main topic? Otherwise, readers and friends will think that you are pouring water and cheating the manuscript fee!"
"I wipe it! It seems that I am not pouring water to cheat the manuscript fee!"
"I am a god! But I suffered heavy injuries, my body was damaged and turned into a huge meteorite falling down, and my soul was severely wounded, and the loss of skill was even greater. Boy, as long as everyone gives a little love, the world It will become a beautiful world, I need you to contribute your body and let me stay!" said the old voice.
Is this the legendary grandfather?
How can the dog-blood thing in the online literature of the earth world suddenly appear on Li Tian, it is still **** real.
Li Tian instantly felt as if he had won the jackpot.
Didn’t it just absorb so much spiritual power from Lao Tzu?
According to the network literature routine, shouldn't this also be the case?
Next, should I, Li Tian, appear in front of everyone in the image of waste wood, and then pretend to slap his face all the way?
Thinking of this, Li Tian couldn't help laughing wildly.
This Nima is too cool.
Come on, old man, oh no, it's a great god, my body is handed over to you.
"Boy, your thoughts are very good, but unfortunately you don't have time! When I fell into the Netherworld, the death battlefield secret realm was broken, and everyone in this secret realm had been vomited out. So..."
Before that old voice finished speaking, Li Tian screamed suddenly.
"Old dead man, are you here to play with me? Now if I go out and leave here, I will die miserably!" Li Tian screamed.
"Relax, isn't I still there?" said the old voice.
Li Tian asked: "Will you help me?"
"will not!"
"Fuck! Old man, I would rather stay underground for five hundred years, even a thousand years. I don't want to go out and die now!" Li Tian said.
"That's really disappointing! As long as I stay in your body, it is equivalent to having a grandfather system. At that time, although I will not help you, you can help yourself!"
"Boy, do I live in your body, do I still make you harmless? Don't worry, I am a **** of integrity, and thank you for allowing me to breathe the spiritual power for a year. It will live in your body for nothing!" said the old voice.
Li Tian's mood is now more comfortable.
"Great God, how do you want to thank me? I like all kinds of cultivation techniques, and the artifacts can also be accepted. I can barely accept god-level treasures if they are not good!" Li Tian said brazenly.
"Is my divine weapon? If I want to give you all, I will bury them in the sea of stars and find them out!" said the old voice.
Li Tian is full of black lines.
Does this sentence look familiar?
That's right, by accident, Li Tian followed Liu Yihui to watch a few episodes of One Piece animation. This sentence is almost what Roger said before his death.
If I add a sentence, I am the man who wants to become One Piece! It's more like it.
Li Tian can be sure that this so-called **** is definitely a funny comparison.
"Your sister, at least let me go out of this ghost place underground first!" Li Tian said dissatisfied.
"How difficult is this? Close your eyes, relax, it won't hurt, it will be fine..."
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