Picked a Killer as My Wife

The cloud stopped raining.

Li Tian was lying on the bed in the big room. The sweat drops on his body had already wetted the bed sheet. On this wet bed sheet, the two plum-like reds were particularly dazzling.

After a fierce battle, Li Tian pulled Liu Jimeng and Ye Meijing back from the cliff. Although their faces were still ruddy, they were no longer that sickly red, but because of intense exercise.

"Amitabha Buddha, sin and sin... accidentally ate two more!" Li Tian said silently in his heart.

Next to Li Tian, ​​lying on the left and right were Liu Jimeng and Ye Meijing.

The three of them lay on the bed naked, like three fresh shrimps placed on a street stall.

Liu Jimeng frowned slightly.

As the old saying goes, it is painful and happy. Liu Jimeng feels this way.

Just now, Liu Jimeng didn't feel anything, but now he was resting, but he felt a little pain. This feeling was like a long-distance running.

During the long-distance running, you will feel tired and have difficulty breathing, but you will not feel the pain in your legs, but when the long-distance running is over, you will find that your legs start to hurt badly when you are resting.

Of course, this is an inappropriate example.

Compared with Liu Jimeng, Ye Meijing is a heartless guy. This guy now looks at Li Tian with a dissatisfaction look, his eyes full of longing.

Seeing Li Tian turned his head and glared at her, then the guy said two words: "So fast! Love, it's over before it starts!"

Li Tian is already messy.

"Your sister? What does it mean to be fast? This battle is obviously a protracted battle, and it lasted for at least forty minutes, okay?"

"So fast! Love is not about selfish possession, but should satisfy her!"

Li Tian is even more messy.

This is the rhythm to be challenged!

But Li Tian doesn't want to challenge!

Although beauties are good, don’t be greedy?

Besides, Liu Jimeng and Ye Meijing, the two guys just now played a wheel war, constantly changing various postures and positions to challenge Li Tian's bottom line.

These two guys are not changing horses!

No, to be precise, it was Li Tian's high-intensity battle that lasted more than forty minutes without changing horses.

"Li Tian...or...we..."

"I refuse! There are still many things outside that I need to deal with!" Li Tianyi resolutely said.

"Hey, give you a face, right?"

Ye Meijing stretched out his hand and grabbed Li Tian's lifeline, and then Li Tian's lifeline seemed to have been cast by magic, stubbornly arrogant.

"Have you taken it?"

"If you subscribe again, the heroine will bypass me!"

"Hey, this little monk seems to be dissatisfied, and staring at me with his head high, let me subdue it..."

Then...there was no more. Ye Jingjing turned on his horse and ruined Li Tian again like a beast!

...

Li Tian was sure that Ye Meijing and Liu Jimeng were retaliating against him nakedly, as if they were trying to make up for everything they had lost in the death battlefield waiting for Li Tian for ten years.

In this battle, the sky is dim and the earth is dark, and the ghost is crying.

Well, this is Li Tian bragging. The sky is dim and dark because there are already dark clouds outside the window. It seems that it is about to rain, and there is no ghost crying Shenhao. The last crying is Li Tian.

"Li Tian, ​​look, it's going to rain soon! I heard that the little monk and Muyu go better on rainy days?"

"Stop kidding..."

"Li Tian, ​​I'll make you a magic trick. This is the little monk. I breathe into it, hehe, look, the little monk is full of blood and resurrected...Hahaha..."

then……

"Woo, the heroine spare her life!"

Ye Meijing, the beast, ravaged Li Tian time and time again. At the beginning, the little monk could resist. The youngest monk didn’t even have the strength to resist. He was beaten up again and again by foaming at the mouth. In the end, the little monk’s stomach was lost. Spit out.

Relatively speaking, Liu Jimeng is a lot more gentle and virtuous. She has only done beastly acts against Li Tian ten times. Compared with Ye Meijing, Liu Jimeng is already a saint!

Li Tian was weak, feeling that the little monk was bald, and wanted to become a monk again!

Li Tian didn't know how he got out of bed in the end, and his legs were sore that he couldn't stand at all. Even walking became a luxury, let alone teleporting.

...

The most sad reminder is the young boss of JD.com. The father and son are disabled and determined to work with illness. They insist on filming the new Brokeback Mountain. When the two of them arrived at the swimming pool, the actors and actresses brought by JD.com had already escaped. The corpses that were killed by Li Tian's soul-breaking fingerball were all pulled away!

The young boss is sighing that the sky has an eye. At least when his chrysanthemum will not turn into a sunflower, some other actors have arrived in the hotel. These actors are exactly when the young boss boasted that Haikou was going to shoot Qianren Zhan before. The company’s people were recruited urgently from elsewhere.

These actors were originally directed at the actresses. When they heard that the actresses had already escaped, these actors immediately became furious and shouted to greet the young boss and his family.

Some actors even greet the young boss very rudely, and these people are not a minority.

The hotel service staff showed great fearlessness at this time. He took out the tip that Ye Meijing gave him, waved his hand, and shouted: "Talking is the real man, this money can be used as compensation for your greetings to the young boss, if Not enough, my back-office boss can still use some more money for friendship sponsorship!"

As a result, the hotel staff shouted that out of all the actors who were going to leave have stayed.

They are all professional actors, and this kind of scenes have not been shot less. Now they can not only relieve the anger in their hearts, but also make money. Why not do it?

The young boss really cried this time.

Heaven's sins are forgivable, and you can't live your own sins. He didn't expect that the people he called would eventually come to greet him! The big boss is close to the water, and he is not immune.

Therefore, this new Brokeback Mountain script was changed to a thousand people Brokeback Mountain because of the participation of enthusiastic actors.

There is no way to describe the sadness of the two bosses with a chrysanthemum platform. Even if the big boss’s leg is not broken, it is estimated that in the future he can only rely on a wheelchair. Inaccurately speaking, it is a stretcher, because he dare not ride!

...

Later, the hotel service staff made a fake tiger and sent the portrait photos of Liu Jimeng and Ye Meijing taken by JD.com to Li Tian. Looking at the various role-playing costumes, Li Tian's heart was filled with joy. Put away these things politely.

Although this hotel staff did not become a handsome man, he also took over the JD Hot Film Production Company. Later, this guy gradually shifted the focus of the film company and started shooting serious movies.

When Li Tian was about to go to the Underground Palace of Wangta Temple, Li Tian received a call, inviting Li Tian to participate in the meeting of the heads of state of the 100 nations of the earth and the world that was being held in Kyoto, China.

At the invitation of Father Mu Yunlong, Li Tian had to participate!